man god man god you lost a boyfriend

Song Ziqi seldom used WeChat, but in order to successfully hook up with the male god, he ran to download a WeChat.

When he clicked on the first voice message sent by Liang Boya, Song Ziqi was about to fly off the spot when he heard the gentle and deep voice of the male god.

Although, that voice only has two words - "Good night."

...But, this is the male god saying good night to him alone!

To him alone, alone, alone!

Listening to the gentle and deep "good night", Song Ziqi's first reaction was: Awwow~ It's the voice of a male god~ It's really the voice of a male god~

The second reaction was: Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The third reaction is: oh ow ow ow~ his ear is going to be pregnant~ and it's ten-uplets~

Song Ziqi decided that he would collect all the voices of the male god and listen to them over and over again every day!Listened to it over and over again!again and again!Over and over again...and fall asleep to it at night!

Although Song Ziqi used to do the same thing, he often fell asleep while listening to the cover of Baiyi delivering wine, but for Song Ziqi, the meaning of singing for everyone and saying good night for him is completely different. of.

Song Ziqi listened to the phrase "good night" over and over ten times before typing his reply with trembling paws——good night o(≧v≦)o~~

After clicking send, Song Ziqi suddenly felt guilty. What if the male god asked him why he didn't speak but typed?Should he explain?

After struggling for a while, Song Ziqi hastily sent another sentence——I have a bad throat recently, so it is not convenient to speak, so I can only type QAQ

After posting, Song Ziqi suddenly felt a strong sense of guilt. After telling a lie, he had to cover it up with countless lies. Will he continue to lie to deceive his male god?

After a while, Liang Boya replied, her voice was still gentle as before: "It's okay, take a good rest."

Song Ziqi: ... His male god is so gentle QAQ!

The guilt in his heart is even heavier!

However, if he wasn't a girl, his male god might not even pay attention to him...

For the gentleness of the male god, even if it was only temporary, Song Ziqi was reluctant to let go.

Although this is shameless, let him shamelessly enjoy this temporary tenderness.

Song Ziqi has decided to completely smash the can.

So Song Ziqi sent another message: Well, I think your voice is a bit familiar, are you the white clothes delivery wine at station B?

Liang Boya on the opposite side seemed to be stunned, and it took a while to reply: "You are the first person to recognize me just by hearing the voice."

Song Ziqi immediately yelled and replied: Awww!God, I'm your brainless fan!I heard your host offstage the other day, and it sounded so familiar to me!Later I found out that this is the voice of my male god!Man god man god I like you for a long time!I have listened to every song of yours more than a hundred times!I can recite every one of your microblogs backwards!

After a while, Song Ziqi received Liang Boya's reply with a chuckle: "Thank you for liking, I am very honored."

Song Ziqi was so happy that he almost passed out.

...That night, he suffered from insomnia.

At noon the next day, Song Ziqi got up from the bed with two big dark circles under his eyes.

After turning on the computer, Song Ziqi found that his new video had been uploaded to the homepage again, and the comment area under his video was called a fan flying with black and black, and it was almost pitch-black.

Song Ziqi took a quick glance and found that most of the comments were pinching him and hugging his thighs. In addition to the CP fans of Bai Yisongjiu and Jiang Xinmingyue, there were also CP fans of Mustard Mango and Soy Sauce Watermelon.

You must know that the pseudo-gay guys at station B sell rot as easily as they can drink water and eat. As the dark cooking duo in the ghost and animal area, mustard mango and soy sauce watermelon are two good ones. Jiyou has a lot of experience in dealing with Billy. From time to time, he sells rot in front of fans, and verbally takes advantage of the other party, so he also gained a lot of CP fans.

And recently Song Ziqi and the dark cooking duo have gotten a little closer, no wonder the CP fans of these two people are not happy. They did a good job with Billy, so what's the point of you suddenly interfering?When three people walk together, there must be a small three!

In addition to the only fans and ALLCP fans of these two people, as well as the newly born Zhuge Situ X Wasabi Mango or Zhuge Situ X Soy Sauce Watermelon CP fans and 3P fans, the vast number of CP fans of the original dark cooking duo naturally fell to the sky Song Ziqi was dissatisfied.

Seeing that there were as many comments as pinching his legs, Song Ziqi was still indifferent. After silently scanning the comments, he was ready to start making ghost and animal videos again.

At this moment, Song Ziqi suddenly received a penguin message, opened it, and found that it was a ghost animal UP owner with whom he had become very close recently, Mustard Mango.

Wasabi Mango: I watched your new video, well done, don't mind the comments

Zhuge Situ: Thank you~ Don’t worry~ I have a diamond heart o(≧v≦)o~

Wasabi Mango: Haha that’s good, sometimes I have a headache for those CP fans, fortunately my girlfriend doesn’t mind these

Zhuge Situ: Damn it!Do you actually have a girlfriend!Being a ghost actually has a girlfriend? !

Mustard Mango: Haha, it’s not long before the relationship is confirmed, and I just want to beat my face with strength!Who said you can't find a girlfriend if you're a ghost? !

Zhuge Situ: I don't know why a gasoline barrel and a torch suddenly appeared in my hand!

Zhuge Situ: Your watermelon must be very sad

Mustard Mango: Haha that bald man is not my family, even if I like men, I can’t like that bald man

Zhuge Situ: Congratulations on completing the daily black watermelon task (1/1)√

Mustard Mango: ╮（╯▽╰）╭

It is said that the hairline of soy sauce watermelon is worrying, so mustard mango often slanders him on this point, bald people come and go every day, and soy sauce watermelon is not to be outdone, and often calls mustard mango dead fat. In the eyes of CP fans, this is called "love and kill each other"!

... And therefore, the dark cooking duo is also called "Fat and Bald Combination".

Song Ziqi chatted with Mustard Mango while nibbling melon seeds and opened Weibo.

Thinking of the fact that even Mustard Mango has a girlfriend, Song Ziqi couldn't help but sigh a little. Could it be that recently is the season for all the male gods to get out of singles?It used to be a Chinese pastoral cat, that is, Chen Lang, but now even the mustard mango, which has been focusing on ghosts and animals for 30 years, is out of the order...

But he is still a poor single dog.

Well, when will he get a boyfriend?

Song Ziqi was eating melon seeds sadly, but at this moment, Liang Boya's face suddenly appeared in Song Ziqi's mind, and the gentle and deep "good night" sounded in his ears, if he could have a boyfriend like Liang Boya, Is it really enough to be a male god in this life...

Shaking his head violently, Song Ziqi sighed, it's better not to think about such impossible things.

As soon as he opened Weibo, Song Ziqi was shocked immediately, because Bai Yi sent wine and "the missing person returned", but this time he did not post a song, but posted another Weibo.

It was this microblog, which made Song Ziqi feel bad in just a few short counts.

Giving wine in white clothes: Mingyue is a very important friend of mine, but we are just friends, please don’t use our CP anymore.

The comment area under this Weibo exploded in an instant, CP fans were crying like ghosts and wolves, and corpses were strewn all over the place, of course not only because of this Weibo where white clothes give wine, but also because white clothes give wine is actually in the comment area of ​​this Weibo Replied to a comment from a CP fan——

Sending wine in white clothes: Maybe there will be soon//@酒月一生推：嘤嘤嘤, does the white-clothed god have a girlfriend?

Both this Weibo and this reply contained too much information, and Song Ziqi was so frightened that the handful of melon seeds in his hand fell to the ground in an instant.

Song Ziqi at this moment: dumbfounded.jpg