man god man god you lost a boyfriend

After the girlfriend of Soy Sauce Watermelon took a photo with Song Ziqi, she took a photo with Mustard Mango, Eggache, and Stamumu respectively, and finally encouraged everyone to take a few group photos together.

Song Ziqi soon received Aite from Soy Sauce Watermelon Girlfriend on Weibo.

Soy Sauce Pumpkin: A photo with the male gods~(≧▽≦)/~Soy Sauce Watermelon Mustard Mango a Si Da Mu Mu Zhuge Situ

Although the faces of several people in the group photo were covered by her cute little graffiti, Song Ziqi still found him at a glance. After all, among a group of fat people and homeboys, his well-proportioned and slender figure stood out quite well. His figure is still very eye-catching, especially his slender legs wrapped under slacks, compared with the soy sauce watermelon Si Damumu next to him, his figure is more slender and overhanging.

Song Ziqi couldn't help but look at the mirror and feel pity for himself, he is so naturally beautiful that it is hard to give up...

Looking at this group photo, Soy Sauce Watermelon sighed a long time: "Oh, I really shouldn't have taken a photo with Situ. I was compared to a five-fifth stature. Damn it, are my legs so short? I Are your legs that thick?"

Mustard Mango immediately taunted him: "You have a short stature!"

Soy Sauce Watermelon bared her teeth and grinned: "You are only five short! My brother is obviously a standard figure! It is obviously Situ whose body proportions are too heaven-defying! Situ! Don't you have legs under your armpits?!"

Song Ziqi's mouth twitched slightly: "Sorry, I still have a belly button..."

"That means there are legs below the navel! Damn it! You really shouldn't have a photo with Situ!"

Song Ziqi smiled shyly and didn't answer the words of the soy sauce watermelon. Although the soy sauce watermelon said that he didn't want to take pictures with Song Ziqi, he honestly came up to take a few photos with Song Ziqi, and complained while taking pictures: "Wow Slot, I really shouldn’t be taking photos with Situ. Is my brother so shabby? Even if he is not as handsome as Wu Yanzu, he is still a little handsome. Why is Situ standing next to me, and my brother is instantly compared as ugly?"

Mustard Mango turned on the mocking mode again: "There is no harm without comparison, which shows that you are ugly."

Soy Sauce Watermelon immediately rolled his eyes: "You're not much better, Baldy~"

"Fatty!"

"Fat can still lose weight, but baldness can't be cured, haha, bald man, you should admit it!"

Song Ziqi silently glanced at the pumpkin girl at the side, and reminded Soy Sauce Watermelon: "Your girlfriend is still there, so you can't wait to flirt with your adulterer?"

Mustard Mango immediately laughed and cursed: "Bah! Who is that fat man's adulterer!"

Pumpkin girl smiled slightly: "It's okay, anyway, I was their CP fan before..."

"Who wants to cp with that damn bald man!"

"Who wants to cp with that fat man!"

Song Ziqi snorted lightly: "Hmph, flirting! Doggy boy!"

Soy Sauce Watermelon chuckled, hugged Mustard Mango's shoulders and said to Song Ziqi: "If you envy, you should also find a CP. Like me, a friend with a left hand and a girl with a right hand are simply winners in life!"

Song Ziqi looked at the wasabi mango on the left of the watermelon in soy sauce, and then at the pumpkin girl on the right of the watermelon in soy sauce. He sighed silently in his heart. He also wanted to find a CP, but the problem was that he didn't agree...

A few people hung out in the ktv for most of the night, and Song Ziqi, who was still a little reluctant to let go, was encouraged by the soy sauce clothes and wasabi mango to liberate himself with the microphone.

Immersed in the wailing and howling of himself and the other four, Song Ziqi was deeply moved. Sure enough, people who are ghosts and animals do everything like ghosts and animals!

In the end, the few people became more and more excited. The soy sauce watermelon even pulled the mustard mango and danced in the square dance. Under the instigation of the atmosphere of the scene, Song Ziqi, who was a little dizzy after drinking a few cans of beer, was instigated by the soy sauce watermelon for a long time. and danced a pole dance around the stand where the microphone was placed.

Song Ziqi's bones have been soft since he was a child, and he could do the splits without much practice. Even now, his bones are not as hard as those of ordinary boys of the same age. Therefore, although he has never learned to dance, he has watched many movies and TV shows. I danced for a while following the appearance in my impression, but I still looked decent.

The soy sauce watermelon and wasabi mango, who were drunk from drinking, immediately started screaming and booing, and Eggache and Stamumu on the side also clapped their hands.

With the support of the audience, Song Ziqi twisted even more vigorously, until the end of the twist, he was sweating profusely.

"Situ, you are so proficient in pole dancing, how many years have you been studying?" Seeing Song Ziqi wiping his sweat with a paper towel, Soy Sauce Watermelon teased.

"Situ, you are not a bar busker, are you?" Mustard Mango also laughed and teased Song Ziqi.

Song Ziqi rolled his eyes: "I have never learned pole dancing. Why do I learn this? My bones are relatively soft. I have been like this since I was a child. When I was young, I could do the splits without practicing."

Boys like to compare since they were young. If a boy can do something that others can't, he will definitely show off proudly. Song Ziqi was like this when he was a child. After the kids couldn't do this casually like him, they showed off with a mentality of showing off their skills, doing splits whenever they met...so many of the pants he bought when he was a child were stained like this, so he didn't do it. Don't be taught a lesson by Song's mother.

"Bones are soft? Try bending down to see if your fingers can touch the ground?" Soy Sauce Watermelon said while bending down by himself, but his waist was only half pressed and couldn't be pressed down, and his fingers could barely touch the ground. own knees.

"Forget it, your stomach is so big, you won't be able to bend over it!" Wasabi Mango teased the watermelon with soy sauce in a cool tone.

Watermelon with soy sauce blushed: "You said it was easy! Try it if you have the ability!"

"Try it! Who is afraid of whom!"

Mustard Mango snorted, rolled up his sleeves as he spoke, and pressed his waist forward vigorously.

He is much thinner than the watermelon in soy sauce, so the movement of lowering the waist is not difficult, but he can't bend after half of the bending. There was a bang.

"Ah... the waist is flashing, flashing!"

Mustard Mango screamed loudly, and quickly sat back on the sofa while supporting his waist.

"Hahahaha mango, you are so funny!"

Watermelon with Soy Sauce burst into laughter, but he choked on his own saliva while laughing, and immediately broke out into an earth-shattering cough.

Song Ziqi: "...you two are so funny!"

While Song Ziqi disliked soy sauce watermelon and wasabi mango, he bent down easily, and then easily touched the ground with his palm, and let the whole palm of his hand stick to the ground. The soy sauce watermelon and mustard mango beside him The eyeballs almost popped out.

Song Ziqi not only put his palms on the ground with ease, but also turned his hands over, and pressed the back of his hands to the ground with ease. After finishing this series of movements, he straightened up with ease, his face unmoving. Red is out of breath.

"Situ, your bones are really soft." Soy Sauce Watermelon had an admiring expression on his face, and he suddenly slapped his thigh, "Come on! Situ! Split a fork and have a look!"

Mustard Mango also began to encourage Song Ziqi: "Situ, come and split a fork!"

Eggache and Si Damumu also encouraged: "Situ! Chop a fork!"

Song Ziqi's head was already a little dizzy from drinking, but as soon as they encouraged him, he rolled up his sleeves and put his hands on the ground, separated his legs and started splitting.

Although it had been a long time since he did the split, Song Ziqi gritted his teeth and managed to split a fork.

"Damn it! Situ, you are too awesome!"

"Coach, I want to learn the splits too!"

"Situ! Take me to pretend and take me to fly!"

Song Ziqi got up slowly, and patted the ashes on his palms: "You two old bones, you'd better save it, you accidentally lost your waist again."

Soy Sauce Watermelon suddenly said indignantly: "How old am I? I'm still young! Do you think I'm that funny mango!"

After hearing Soy Sauce Watermelon's words, Mustard Mango immediately retorted: "You are the funny one! Fatty!"

"Damn bald!"

"Fatty!"

Song Ziqi: ... flirting again!

This flirting couple!

Several people tossed in the ktv until midnight, and they didn't leave until early morning.

When they were separated, a few people chatted and discovered that Song Ziqi lived in the same hotel with Soy Sauce Watermelon and Wasabi Mango, while he and Sdamum lived in a nearby hotel not too far away.

And the most coincidental thing is that the rooms of Song Ziqi and Soy Sauce Watermelon are actually on the same floor.

"Haha, what a coincidence, I brought a deck of cards, Situ, Mango, let's fight the landlord together later!" Soy Sauce Watermelon wrapped Song Ziqi's shoulders with one hand, and Mustard Mango with the other, laughing loudly.

After saying goodbye to Eggache and Si Damumu at the entrance of the hotel, the three of Song Ziqi entered the hotel elevator shoulder to shoulder.

"Whose room shall we play cards?"

"Whoever's room is closer, go to that room."

"Then whose room is closer? Yours is closer, right? Situ?"

"Then let's go to Situ's room to play cards."

After the three of them negotiated, they hooked up and set off towards Song Ziqi's room.

"Haha! Let me make you kneel down and call Dad tonight!"

"Papa Caoni! I still don't know who is messing with whom!"

"You two are destined to be under me! Get down on me! Lie down and don't struggle!"

"You just came down to me!"

The three walked shoulder to shoulder to the door of Song Ziqi's room. Just as Song Ziqi took out his room card to open the door, the door of the opposite room suddenly opened, and a young man in a white shirt came out.

...It was Liang Boya who I hadn't seen for a long time. He was wearing a clean white shirt, and for some reason, his eyes and eyebrows were a bit cold.

"See if I don't kill you tonight..."

Soy Sauce Watermelon was hung on Song Ziqi and Mustard Mango. After hearing the sound of the door opening, he turned his head to take a look. He was stunned for a moment. He was obviously shocked by Liang Boya's appearance, and he couldn't even make a joke. .

After Liang Boya glanced at the three of Song Ziqi indifferently, his eyes paused on Song Ziqi, but then moved away quickly.

Song Ziqi paused the hand holding the room card, and the room card fell to the ground with a thud.

"Situ, what are you doing?"

"Even if you see a handsome guy, you don't have to be so excited, Situ."

……

Just when watermelon in soy sauce and mango in mustard teased Song Ziqi, Liang Boya turned and left.

Song Ziqi looked at the back of Liang Boya leaving, his eyes were a bit gloomy. Since he and Liang Boya met for the last time, they haven't seen each other for a long time, and the relationship between him and Liang Boya has returned to the original point... It seems to have regressed a little.

"Situ?"

"Student!"

Soy Sauce Watermelon called Song Ziqi several times, but Song Ziqi didn't respond. After he shouted two more times, Song Ziqi slowly came back to his senses.

"What's wrong with you, Situ?"

Song Ziqi shook his head, he bent down to set up the key card, turned around and opened the door.

"……nothing."

Soy Sauce Watermelon teased him: "Are you dumbfounded by the handsome guy?"

"You know that handsome guy just now?"

Mustard Mango rolled his eyes at the soy sauce watermelon: "You can know it with your knees, how can you not say hello if you know each other!"

Song Ziqi paused when he pushed the door. Soy Sauce Watermelon and Mustard Mango called his station b ID several times, but Liang Boya didn't respond at all... Was it because he didn't respond?

Or did Liang Boya not know this name at all?

After all, the whole station B knows that he is a fan of Baiyi Giving Wine...but only Baiyi Giving Wine doesn't know.

After entering the room, Song Ziqi was a little depressed, but as Soy Sauce Watermelon took out a deck of playing cards from his backpack, his attention was finally diverted.

Because they hadn't showered yet, the three of them smelled of alcohol, so they didn't sit on the bed, so they sat down on the floor, rolled up their sleeves and started dealing cards.

Although Song Ziqi was a little disgusted and sat on the floor directly, but after seeing Mustard Mango also sat on the floor, he was too embarrassed to be hypocritical, so he patted his buttocks and sat down.

Soy Sauce Watermelon asked while dealing the cards: "Do you want to gamble? It's no fun not to gamble. It's fun to gamble, come on."

Mustard Mango touched his pocket: "I don't have any money, I only have change."

Soy Sauce Watermelon laughed loudly: "It's just a few cents, just make sense."

Song Ziqi also touched his pockets. He was so poor that he was stretched to the brim, and he didn't have much money on him, just a few hundred and a few one-fifty. If all the change was lost, it would be enough to play a few games.

... But his luck is not that bad, right?

But it turns out that the flag cannot be set up randomly.I don't know what happened tonight, Song Ziqi's luck was so black that he was an African. He drew a bad hand every time, played a few games and lost a few games. .

Although there was no more change in his pocket, Song Ziqi, who was so jealous after losing, saw the triumphant expressions of soy sauce watermelon and wasabi mango, gritted his teeth and joined the battle.

As a result, he lost again.

"Hahahaha, give me the money!" Soy Sauce Watermelon looked terrified and laughed with his hands on his hips. He was very lucky tonight, and the cards he drew were all very good. A lot of change.

Song Ziqi rubbed his pockets and said pitifully, "...there is no money."

Soy Sauce Watermelon suddenly became unhappy: "Hey, you are going to play tricks!"

Song Ziqi said pitifully, "I'm really out of money. If you don't believe me, come and see for yourself."

Mustard Mango paused for a moment: "How about...forget it?"

Soy Sauce Watermelon rolled its eyeballs, and suddenly thought of it: "That's impossible! Otherwise, you do what I say! It's a big adventure!"

Song Ziqi hesitated for a moment, thinking that the watermelon in soy sauce would not let him do anything too extreme, so he nodded and agreed.

Seeing Song Ziqi nod, Soy Sauce Watermelon chuckled: "Then you go out now, and forcefully kiss the first person you meet after you go out."

Song Ziqi was stunned: "...Huh?"

"Haha," Soy Sauce Watermelon smirked, "Didn't you understand? I want you to kiss the first person you meet after going out! A forced kiss is a kiss, okay?"

Song Ziqi is definitely not willing, he was about to shirk, but was blocked back by the watermelon with soy sauce: "Dear, I want to bet and admit defeat!"

Wasabi Mango also joined the ranks of incitement: "That's right, you lose if you lose, don't try to be foolish! There is no gambling, can you still play happily in the future?"

A few words of soy sauce watermelon and wasabi mango made Song Ziqi unable to come down, as if he would be a vile villain if he quit, Song Ziqi struggled for a long time, but he still complied.

He stood up silently, walked out the door silently, and opened the door silently.

But soy sauce watermelon and wasabi mango followed behind his buttocks, gloating and watching.

Maybe everything is really prosperous and must decline, and decline must flourish.

Song Ziqi's luck tonight reached its peak at this moment - he met Liang Boya outside the door who was about to open the door and go back to his room.