man god man god you lost a boyfriend

Song Ziqi's face flushed instantly, and he struggled to get out of Liang Boya's arms, but Liang Boya woke up when he moved a little.

Liang Boya slowly opened his eyes, his long eyelashes trembling slightly: "...Are you awake?"

Liang Boya's voice was slightly hoarse with the peculiar hoarseness when he just woke up, and Song Ziqi's waist softened immediately, and his face became even more red: "Well, I...I'm going to the bathroom."

With a slight movement, Liang Boya's thigh reached Song Ziqi, he paused, and said in a hoarse voice, "You don't need to go to the toilet, just stay on the bed..."

Song Ziqi was a little shy at first, but soon he let go, and even put his hand into Liang Boya's pants. The two of them "helped each other" on the bed for a long time. Fortunately, Liang Boya had tissues on the bed After finishing the work, the two of them took a few paper towels to wipe their hands, and lay on the bed for a while.

After staying in Liang Boya's dormitory all afternoon, Song Ziqi went back to the dormitory after having dinner with Liang Boya in the z dining hall.

After returning to the dormitory, Song Ziqi climbed into bed and found his mobile phone at the foot of the bed, and then found the battery from under the pillow. After turning on the phone, Song Ziqi was immediately startled by the constant beeping of text messages. Jump.

He opened the SMS box and found that almost all of these text messages were sent by Liang Boya. Since the day he impulsively sent Liang Boya a breakup text message, Liang Boya has been texting him non-stop. strip.

Lying on the bed, Song Ziqi flipped through Liang Boya's text messages one by one.

After reading all Liang Boya's text messages one by one, Song Ziqi's mood suddenly became a little complicated. He reached out and patted his face, and opened the Weibo that he hadn't posted for a long time.

Because Song Ziqi impulsively deleted a lot of Weibo before, many fans asked him what happened in his comments and private messages. Seeing the fans' concern, Song Ziqi felt a little warm in his heart and was a little moved.

In the beginning, he chose to become a ghost animal up owner, purely as a personal hobby. He didn't expect to be famous or attract fans by being a ghost animal at the beginning, so even though he had made so many ghost animal videos in obscurity before, no one cared about them. I have never felt that there is anything to be angry about, because he didn't have the mentality of wanting to be famous in the first place, so even if no one watches his videos, he can entertain himself.

So at the beginning Song Ziqi became popular with the video of delivering wine by ghosts and animals in white clothes, and when his fans soared, besides being flattered, he was a little helpless, but after trying the feeling of being surrounded by fans, Song Ziqi gradually understood why so many People yearn for fame and attention, because the feeling of being surrounded by fans, sought after by fans, and cared about by fans is really good...

Song Ziqi looked at the comments that those fans gave him, one by one, and his heart warmed up. He thought about it, and finally posted a Weibo——

Zhuge Situ: Don’t worry, everyone. I have nothing to do. I had a brain twitch a few days ago, so I deleted my Weibo. I’m fine now, I haven’t lost my love, and my relationship with my boyfriend is also very stable o(≧ v≦) o～

As soon as Song Ziqi posted this Weibo, he immediately received a lot of comments——

God Situ, you finally posted on Weibo qaq

God, you're fine, tvt...although I'm broken in love again

The male god Situ actually has a boyfriend!I'm falling in love again!

etc!Situ, you... seem to have accidentally said something serious!

Boy friend? !Is this the rhythm of coming out qaq!

……

Looking at those comments, Song Ziqi touched his chin, and calmly decided not to respond.

That's right, he has made up his mind, no matter how these fans poke him, he will lie down calmly and pretend to be dead, without replying, admitting or denying, with an ambiguous attitude and letting others flirt.

Still he winds from east to west, north and south, and I stand still.

Song Ziqi lay on the bed and read the comments for a long time. He saw a lot of outrageous comments and couldn't help laughing.

Of course, apart from asking about "boyfriend" all kinds of things, there are still some people who don't believe that Song Ziqi really has a boyfriend, thinking that Song Ziqi is just joking.

...until Soy Sauce Watermelon forwarded Song Ziqi's Weibo.

Soy Sauce Watermelon: Haha~ You have to get along well with your family~//Zhuge Situ: Don’t worry everyone, I have nothing to do. I’m fine now, I’m not broken in love, and my relationship with my boyfriend is also very stable o(≧v≦)o～

The turn of soy sauce watermelon was immediately assisted by God, and Song Ziqi was turned over and over again.

Because of the words of watermelon in soy sauce, Song Ziqi's fans immediately exploded, and they circled Song Ziqi in various ways in Aite and comments.

Song Ziqi remained as still as a mountain, and continued to browse Weibo calmly.

After scrolling through Weibo for a while, Song Ziqi suddenly felt a light bulb ding-dong in his head.

After he laughed, he sent a text message to Liang Boya: Shall we sing together next time?

Liang Boya quickly replied: OK, what are you singing?

Song Ziqi chuckled: "Majestic and majestic"!You only sang halfway last time, let's finish singing together next time!I'm in charge of singing the lyrics and you are in charge of Jiao Pan, it's such a happy decision!

Liang Boya: ...

At this moment, Qi Liang came back.

As soon as Qi Liang came back, he saw Song Ziqi lying on the bed poking his head out and smiling at him, and immediately raised his eyebrows: "...you and Liang Boya are dating again?"

Song Ziqi originally wanted to show off his love to Qi Liang, but Qi Liang exposed the truth all of a sudden, and he was embarrassed: "How do you know..."

Qi Liang said calmly without raising his head: "I'll know when you smile like that."

Song Ziqi chuckled: "But thanks to what you said before, I have figured it out now. Even if he and I can't be together in the future, at least we can be with each other now..."

Qi Liang paused, and then said: "It's really not like you to be so pessimistic."

Song Ziqi shrugged his shoulders: "Even couples will always hate each other one day, not to mention that it is impossible for me and him to get married. Although he told me that he doesn't plan to get married, people's hearts will change. Maybe after he graduates One day I will not be able to bear the pressure and choose to get married..."

"I couldn't figure it out before, but now I figure it out. It's just an ordinary relationship, not the protagonists in novels who love to die. Who can't live without him? Even if he chooses to get married, I'm not I can't find other men, and with my looks, it's not easy to hook up with a few handsome guys."

Song Ziqi grinned at Qi Liang, "If he abandons me and gets married, I'll find a handsome guy who's taller, handsomer, better-equipped, and better at work than him, and then go to his wedding and piss him off!"

When Qi Liang heard this, he smiled lightly: "...that's just like you."

Because of the breakup with Liang Boya before, Song Ziqi deliberately asked Ye's mother for several days off. Now that he and Liang Boya have reconciled, of course there is no reason to be lazy, and soon he went to tutor Ye Zhongya with books.

Ye Zhongya's mid-term exam papers were handed out, and Song Ziqi flipped through Ye Zhongya's English test papers, and found that Ye Zhongya's English scores had improved a lot, so he couldn't help but silently boast that he was a good teacher.

But of course, he should also praise Ye Zhongya well, so that Ye Zhongya can continue to work hard.

So Song Ziqi rubbed Ye Zhongya's head with a gratified expression: "I've made great progress, not bad."

Ye Zhongya blushed rarely, and he blinked: "Then is there any reward?"

Song Ziqi thought to himself, since Ye Zhongya has improved so much in the exam this time, it's okay to give a small reward, as long as it doesn't go too far, so he smiled and asked, "What reward do you want?"

Ye Zhongya tilted his head and seemed to think seriously for a while, then he blinked and said, "Why don't you give me a kiss?"

Song Ziqi: "..."

This guy can play hooligans at such a young age, and he can't be underestimated when he grows up!

Although it is said that it is not as delicious as dumplings and as fun as sister-in-law, but no matter how much Ye Zhongya jokes, she can't make fun of his sister-in-law... Pooh, no, brother-in-law!

So Song Ziqi frowned: "Don't make such jokes all the time, be serious."

Ye Zhongya snorted: "I'm not joking, I'm serious."

Song Ziqi immediately put on a straight face, and he tapped Ye Zhongya's head with his book: "Be honest, what's going on with you?"

Ye Zhongya blinked, and under Song Ziqi's serious gaze, he silently buried his face in his arms.

After a while, Ye Zhongya said in a very low voice, "I think... I seem to like men."

Song Ziqi immediately said: "..."

Song Ziqi was in a daze for a long time, finally came to his senses, and immediately sorted out the clues in his brain: "So you tried to kiss me before, just to make sure you like men?"

Ye Zhongya buried her face in her arms and let out a muffled "hmm".

Song Ziqi's originally confused thoughts suddenly cleared up when he contacted Ye Zhongya: "So at that time, you were trying to kiss me just to make sure you liked men... Could it be that you asked me to teach you how to swim a few days ago? It's also to test whether you feel a man's naked body?!"

This is so fucking nonsense!

Ye Zhongya said sullenly: "Well... Going to the swimming pool can openly look at men's naked bodies, so that I can determine whether I will react to men."

Song Ziqi: "..."

No wonder Ye Zhongya kept staring at other people's naked bodies with bright eyes when she went to the swimming pool!

"And then," Song Ziqi's mouth twitched slightly, "Then do you have a conclusion now?"

Could it be that Liang Boya, Ye Zhongya, and their family have the gene of disturbing the base?

Ye Zhongya was dejected, drooping her head and said: "...I still don't know."

"I don't know?" Song Ziqi raised his eyebrows immediately, "Is this kind of thing so difficult to determine?"

Ye Zhongya sighed: "Last time I wanted to kiss you but I didn't. Later I went to the swimming pool to see other people's naked bodies, no matter whether it was a man or a woman, I didn't have any special feelings... So now I can't figure out that I like boys I still like girls."

"Nonsense, even gay guys have aesthetics, you can't see a guy and just want to jump on it." Song Ziqi was a little bit dumbfounded, "But you are probably the only one who is so dull, maybe you will find something you like in the future People will understand later."

No, think about it carefully, Liang Boya seems to be the same... Before meeting someone she likes, she doesn't know whether she is straight or crooked, help!Why are these two brothers so slow!It's so dull that it's so stupid!

"But I have never liked anyone since I grew up." Ye Zhongya raised her head with a troubled expression on her face, "What kind of feeling does liking feel like?"

Song Ziqi thought about it. Although he liked Liang Boya, it was really difficult to define the feeling of "like". It's too much!I can't finish talking for three days and three nights!

So Song Ziqi could only vaguely say: "When that person appears, you will know."

"Or you'd better give me a kiss." Ye Zhongya blinked, and then changed the topic back, "...Maybe I can know whether I like boys or girls."

Song Ziqi tapped Ye Zhongya on the head with a book: "Although I am a man, I can't represent men all over the world. Even if you don't have feelings for me, it doesn't mean you don't have feelings for other men, and even if you have feelings for me It feels...it's useless, I belong to your brother."

Ye Zhongya was knocked on the head by Song Ziqi a few times, and she immediately became unhappy: "Stop knocking, you will become stupid if you knock again."

"You're stupid enough," Song Ziqi snorted, "I thought you were smart before, but I didn't expect you to be so stupid! It's as good as your brother!"

Ye Zhongya blinked: "...my brother?"

Song Ziqi: "Ahem, let's not talk about this, I flipped through your test paper, although there is a lot of progress, but there are some places that should not be wrong..."

"Why is my brother so stupid?"

"For example, this question is so simple, you are wrong?!"

"Why is my brother so stupid?"

"And this question! You can be wrong about everything, but how can you be wrong about this one?"

……

The days passed so plainly, summer passed in a blink of an eye, and autumn came.

One day in September, Song Ziqi and Liang Boya sang a song "Majestic and Prestige" together, but of course Song Ziqi was not responsible for singing the lyrics and Liang Boya was responsible for Jiaochuan, but a division of labor and cooperation, and one person sang half of the lyrics. Panting, Liang Boya did not let Song Ziqi pant, so he simply removed this part.

Although Song Ziqi has practiced songs for a long time, after all, his talent is insufficiency of tone, so even though he has practiced countless times, when he officially sang, he still went out of tune and ran insanely. Fortunately, Song Ziqi himself is a particularly powerful late stage. Finally, he managed to turn the tide, and the out-of-tune became less obvious.

Song Ziqi uploaded "Prestige and Prestige", but he didn't say whether the song was sung by him and the white-clothed wine delivery person or whether it was a "forced chorus" in the later stage like he did last time.

At the beginning, many fans thought it was the "forced chorus" made by Song Ziqi in the later period, but after more and more people, some people gradually realized that something was wrong. Baiyi had never sung "Majestic" before delivering wine. It is made by software, no matter how advanced the technology is, there must be a little or two dissonances, even if most fans can't hear it, there must be some fans with particularly strong ears who can hear it.

But in the ears of most people, there is nothing discordant about this song, except that Zhuge Situ's voice has its own "electronic sound" effect due to excessive tuning, and the voice of Baiyi delivering wine is so perfect and harmonious that there is almost no No artificial smell at all.

Gradually, some people began to affirm that this song was the chorus of Zhuge Situ and Baiyi delivering wine. Although some people still doubted it, under the analysis of several professionals, more and more people began to believe this statement. After all, Zhuge Situ used to His work is still there. Although there is no major flaw in the white clothes and wine version "The Offering of Love" made by Zhuge Situ not long ago, but you can still hear the taste of electronic sounds when you listen carefully, while in "Majestic" , the voice of the white clothes delivering wine does not have the slightest artificial trace, it is naturally exactly the same as the real person singing.

However, there are too many one-sided comments, and naturally there will be different voices. I don’t know if it’s to highlight my own difference or to show that my views are particularly different, or just to find a sense of presence. There are always some people who like it. Contrary to most people, after most people believed that this song was the chorus of Zhuge Situ and Baiyi delivering wine, some people began to raise different opinions.

As for the evidence, it’s nothing more than digging through some old accounts. Take the microblog where white clothes gave wine saying that he doesn’t like men and he doesn’t care about men’s rottenness. What’s more, Zhuge Situ likes to hug people’s thighs and even makes him self-made. Let me tell you about the black history of the "forced chorus" of giving wine in white clothes.

Seeing that the fans on both sides were about to pinch each other again, Song Ziqi sat on Liang Boya's lap leisurely, stuffing potato chips into his mouth, and turned to Liang Boya and said, "Haha, they actually said that this song must be I synthesized it! I was afraid at the beginning that they would pinch me and edit my voice too much. They all have their own electronic sounds, but I didn’t expect that their pinching point was not on this at all! Hahahaha!"

At this moment, the two of them were nestling in Liang Boya's dormitory, reading comments on B station on Liang Boya's computer. Liang Boya was sitting on a chair, and Song Ziqi was sitting on Liang Boya's lap. The scene where the dogs and men show their love blinds the eyes of titanium alloy dogs.

It's a pity that Zhu Junzhu moved out a few months ago and rented a house off campus. Now he is the only one in Liang Boya's dormitory, so no matter how presumptuously Liang Boya and Song Ziqi show their love, there will be no light bulbs. feeling.

Liang Boya looked at Song Ziqi's embarrassed expression, and stretched out a finger to remove a piece of potato chips stuck to Song Ziqi's mouth: "...Why don't you let me forward it?"

If Liang Boya retweeted Song Ziqi's Weibo, those fans couldn't help but believe that the song was really sung by them.

Song Ziqi shook his finger: "It's so boring, it's good to hang their appetites like this now, scratch them once in a while to make them itch in their hearts, but don't say it out to make them feel at ease, let them guess for themselves... ...This is the true meaning of selling rot!"

Liang Boya said indifferently: "We still need to sell rot?"

Song Ziqi chuckled: "Of course we don't need it, but it's good for us to know our affairs, why do we have to tell others? Don't you think it's great that only we know that others don't know that we are in a relationship? "

Liang Boya raised his brows, and finally smiled: "...just as long as you are happy."

Naturally, Song Ziqi would not tell Liang Boya the truth. The only thing he was afraid of was that there would be a lot of harsh and unpleasant voices after they were really exposed. Although he probably didn't care, he didn't want Liang Boya to be attacked by those ugly words.

To dare to stand under the sun, one must have the courage to be burned by the sun. Although Song Ziqi is not afraid of rumors, he is afraid that Liang Boya will be attacked by those rumors, because in his heart, Liang Boya should be the most dazzling one standing on the stage. The luminous body should not be slandered or attacked in the slightest.

So Song Ziqi and Liang Boya made an agreement that the two would not disclose their relationship with each other, either on the Internet or in reality, except for their friends.

Liang Boya was originally a reserved person, so he was naturally able to keep his mouth shut. It was impossible for Song Ziqi to talk about this kind of thing everywhere, so so far, besides Qi Liang, and good friends such as soy sauce, watermelon, mustard, and mango, Song Ziqi had met online. He didn't even say anything about Song Xueying, and besides Chen Lang, Ye Zhongya, and Jiang Xinyue, no one else on Liang Boya's side knew about their relationship.

As for the Internet, Song Ziqi is even more low-key. Although he occasionally posts Weibo or videos of giving wine with white clothes, he never lets Liang Boya retweet him, and Liang Boya is not allowed to mention him on Weibo. The two are like Like strangers, except for a small number of cp fans who fell into the drunkard's pit because of Song Ziqi's "clapping photo" before, most people think that Zhuge Situ and Bai Yi give wine are not related, although Zhuge Situ unilaterally gave Bai Yi Wine is regarded as a male god, but the male god is aloof and never responds.

However, those fans who were choking the world upside down on the Internet probably never expected that Zhuge Situ was nestling in the arms of his aloof male god at this moment, eating French fries while watching the fans on both sides of them fighting.

Song Ziqi checked Weibo, and on the front page, many grandmas he knew posted wedding invitations of soy sauce and watermelon on Weibo, so he looked at the two wedding invitations that had just arrived in front of them, and then turned to ask Liang Boya: "When we go to Watermelon's wedding, how much should we pay?"

Strictly speaking, the soy sauce watermelon was the first friend he made on the Internet, and it was impossible for him not to attend the soy sauce watermelon's wedding.

Liang Boya smiled lowly: "As much as you say."

Song Ziqi snorted: "When I think of so many white paper money going to waste, I feel bad... Damn it! I won't be able to get back this money in the future! I must starve for a few days beforehand. , when the time comes, eat enough money at once!"