man god man god you lost a boyfriend

"Alas of ears are pregnant!"

"The voice of the fish ball god is so beautiful!"

"The whole body is soft! God, I want to give birth to you!"

"The male god's voice is picturesque! His mother is him! I want to marry him!"

……

After scanning the barrage in the cover video he uploaded yesterday, Qi Liang scrolled down to the comment area, and soon found a comment with the most replies and the most likes——

Chinese Pastoral Cat: The cover of the male god of fish balls is still so good~(≧▽≦)/~The male god, I am your brain-dead rice~o(≧v≦)o~

And the reply below this comment -

"Master Ball~Caught a wild wild cat~"

"I saw the earth cat male god again under the fishball male god's video! My male god is my male god. It feels amazing233"

"The earth cat male god is actually my rival in love! Help, this rival in love is too powerful!"

……

Qi Liang silently read all the replies below this comment, and then replied to the comment of the Chinese Pastoral Cat with a blank face: The new cover of the male god of the earth cat is also amazing~ I am also a brain-dead fan of the male god of the earth cat What~ xD

Not long after Qi Liang replied, he immediately received many replies——

"Master Ball~Caught a wild fishball male god~"

"Go~ Tumao Ball!"

"Splitting each other's brains or something ~ the cutest ~"

"I can no longer figure out who my rival in love is_(:3ゝ∠)_"

……

Qi Liang is a cover singer at station b. The id of station b is octopus balls. Not only is it high-yield, but the quality of the cover works is also good, so there are many fans in station b.

The Chinese Pastoral Cat is also a cover singer, and its popularity is also very high. Qi Liang has heard the song of the Chinese Pastoral Cat before, and he quite likes the voice of the Chinese Pastoral Cat, but he has never been used to actively hooking up with others, so his first I was shocked once when I saw the comment of Chinese Garden Cat under my video.

The comment of Zhonghua Tianyuan Cat is like all ordinary millet fans, lively and joyful, with various emojis, it is the first time Qi Liang has been sung by an up host to leave a message, and he is also a well-known up host, so he is inevitably a little excited .

With the first round, there will be a second round, and a third round...

Qi Liang was quite reserved at the beginning, and he just replied politely to the Chinese garden cat, but gradually, when he saw the Chinese garden cat again and again in the comment area of ​​his video, his attitude began to soften, and his tone gradually became hotter.

Not only that, Qi Liang also started to take the initiative to leave a message under the video of the Chinese pastoral cat.

Gradually, every time Qi Liang posted a song, the Chinese Pastoral Cat would leave a message, and every time the Chinese Pastoral Cat posted a song, Qi Liang would also leave a message, and the two of them went back and forth.Gradually, their mifensi all know that they are each other's brain-dead mifen.

Just after Qi Liang found out that he and Zhonghua Yuanmao had begun to have a CP relationship, Zhonghua Yuanmao actually took the initiative to hook him up.

The Chinese Pastoral Cat sent him a private message on Weibo: Fish Ball God~Please hook up~Rolling and selling cute, please ask for the number~!

Qi Liang didn't follow many people on Weibo, and there were even fewer people who followed him. After he found out that the Chinese Pastoral Cat followed him, he went back out of politeness. Except for the interaction under the other party's video, there is almost no interaction on Weibo.

This is the first time that China Pastoral Cat has sent him a private message.

Qi Liang hesitated for a moment. Most of the people he added to his Koukou number were classmates or friends in real life, and he hardly added any gay friends he met on the Internet. Two-dimensional and three-dimensional dimensional walls confuse the two.

So when the Chinese Pastoral Cat took the initiative to hook him up, Qi Liang hesitated.

But after hesitating for a while, Qi Liang still sent his QUQUAN number.

Soon, the little button in the lower right corner of Qi Liang's computer coughed.

After he passed the friend application of the Chinese Pastoral Cat, the profile picture of the Chinese Pastoral Cat immediately jumped up impatiently.

Chinese Pastoral Cat: Fish Ball God Fish Ball God ~ I am your brain-dead rice ~ I have liked you for a long time o(≧v≦)o~

Although Qi Liang often sees people calling him "Fish Ball God" in the bullet screen comment section of station b and on Weibo, he still feels a little ashamed to be called like that at close range on Koukou.

Octopus Maruko: ...Thank you, I like your song very much too

Chinese pastoral cat: The male god replied to me!A living god!so excited!I'm going downstairs and running ten laps!

Chinese pastoral cat: male god, I have liked you for a long time!But I have never dared to hook up with you!I never worked up the courage until today!

Qi Liang was taken aback by the enthusiasm of the Chinese pastoral cats. Although he had seen many enthusiastic Mifensi, those Mifensi were at most shouting in the comment area, face to face like now The Chinese pastoral cat was the first one to say that to him.

Qi Liang's mood became even more subtle when he thought that the other party was also a big man with a lot of rice.

Not only does the Chinese Pastoral Cat not have the slightest restraint, but it is even more enthusiastic than some millets. At first, he was a little reserved, but after chatting with Qi Liang, he gradually let go, and his tone was lively and cheerful. Off, with a passionate attitude, Qi Liang gradually couldn't hold back the enthusiasm of the Chinese pastoral cat.

But Qi Liang doesn't dislike the enthusiasm of Chinese pastoral cats.

Before hooking up with the Chinese garden cat, Qi Liang seldom chatted with others for a long time on the button, but since he hooked up with the Chinese garden cat, Qi Liang began to chat with others on the button every day. That's half a day.

And that other person is naturally the Chinese pastoral cat.

In the few months since the two started hooking up, the Chinese pastoral cat has been yelling at Qiliang, "Fish Ball God", "Male God" and "Fish Ball Big", but I don't know when it started, and the Chinese Pastoral Cat gradually started to shout Qi Liang's "daughter-in-law".

At the beginning, Qi Liang didn't get used to it, because although Station B sells fake gays everywhere, Qi Liang is a real gay.

Yes, Qi Liang is genuinely gay.

A long time ago, Qi Liang knew clearly that he liked men.

However, although Qi Liang knew his sexual orientation very early, he has never had a serious relationship with him so far, because most of the straight men around him, and the few non-straight men are not good in appearance or voice Those who are ugly, good-looking and good-sounding generally have owners.

After living for more than 20 years, the only roommate Qi Liang has met who has a good appearance, a nice voice, and no owner is his roommate.

When Qi Liang first started college, the first time he saw his roommate, he knew that this boy was of the same kind as him.

At the beginning, Qi Liang was a little interested in his roommate, but after getting along for a long time, he found that the way he gets along with that person is basically a mother-child model. He worries about this and that every day. To live and die.

So when the Chinese pastoral cat called Qi Liang's wife at first, Qi Liang refused.

It would be fine if he was straight, just treat it as a joke between friends, but the problem is he's not.

As a gay man, Qi Liang felt very uncomfortable when a big man called him "daughter-in-law".

However, after Qi Liang refused several times, the Chinese Pastoral Cat continued to shout like this. In the end, Qi Liang had no choice but to call the Chinese Pastoral Cat whatever he wanted.

After getting Qi Liang's "tacit approval", Zhonghua Tianyuanmao not only called Qi Liang's wife on Knockout, but also started to call Qi Liang's wife on B station and Weibo, for example——

Chinese Pastoral Cat: I’m late, but my daughter-in-law’s cover song is great o(≧v≦)o～

Another example is this——

Chinese Pastoral Cat: As expected, she is my daughter-in-law, her voice is so picturesque~(≧▽≦)/~

Gradually, Qi Liang became more and more calm, and even calmly returned to the Chinese pastoral cat.

Octopus Maruko: Good. //Chinese Garden Cat: Daughter-in-law, listen to this, listen to this!This song is great!Let's sing together next time!Octopus Balls

Octopus Balls: Yes. //Chinese Pastoral Cat: This song is so nice!Daughter-in-law sing together next time!Octopus Balls

Octopus Maruko: Exactly. //Chinese pastoral cat: Wife and daughter-in-law, let's sing "xxx" together~

As the two of them co-operated more and more cover songs, the cp meter of the two became stronger and stronger, and the Chinese pastoral cat called Qi Liang "wife" every day, and the cp of the two of them became almost all The official match in people's hearts.

Sometimes, even Qi Liang himself would be in a trance, thinking that he and the Chinese pastoral cat are really a couple.

Because apart from not having a boyfriend-boyfriend relationship, Qi Liang and Zhonghua Tianyuanmao usually get along just like any other people in love, there seems to be no difference.

Every morning, the Chinese Pastoral Cat will send a message to Qi Liang to say good morning, chat with Qi Liang when he is bored in class, and report the day's itinerary and gossip to Qi Liang every night. It is like this every day, rain or shine, just like checking in .

Ever since the Chinese Pastoral Cat started calling Qi Liang "Daughter-in-law", the relationship between the two has always been vague and ambiguous. Words, let Qi Liang have an illusion that they are really a couple.

But just when Qi Liang thought that he and the Chinese Pastoral Cat would go on like this forever, the Chinese Pastoral Cat made a girlfriend in reality.

Chinese pastoral cat: Yuball, I have a girlfriend~(≧▽≦)/~

Qi Liang was stunned for a moment.

He paused for a long time before he came back to his senses.

Takoyaki: Congratulations

Chinese Pastoral Cat: My girlfriend is very beautiful~

Takoyaki: Congratulations

Chinese Pastoral Cat: Let me introduce you next time~,

Octopus Maruko: Yes

Chinese Pastoral Cat: By the way, let’s meet next time~

Octopus Balls: ...

Octopus Maruko: Depends on the situation

Chinese Pastoral Cat: By the way, I heard another wonderful song ~ Let’s sing together ~ o(≧v≦)o~~

Qi Liang paused for a long time before he began typing to reply.

Chinese Pastoral Cats: Not available recently

Octopus Maruko: What a pity, how about next time?

Chinese pastoral cat: yes

After that day, Qi Liang's attitude towards the Chinese pastoral cat returned to the way it was before the two of them formally hooked up.

——even before the two hooked up.

The Chinese Pastoral Cat still came to leave a message immediately every time Qi Liang posted a song, but Qi Liang never left a message under the video of the Chinese Pastoral Cat.

Since Zhonghua Tianyuan cat announced on Weibo that he had a girlfriend, many cp fans were heartbroken, crying all kinds of things, feeling tired and unloved, especially after that, the interaction between Qi Liang and Zhonghua Tianyuan cat became more and more serious. There were fewer and fewer, and some people even began to spread that they broke up.

Although the Chinese Pastoral Cat occasionally asks Aite Qiliang to sing together on Weibo, Qi Liang never pays attention to him again, and just watches the Chinese Pastoral Cat show affection with his girlfriend on Weibo.

Chinese Pastoral Cat: Going to the movies with my girlfriend~o(≧v≦)o

Chinese Pastoral Cats: Let’s go to dinner together~【Hand in hand photo】

Chinese pastoral cat: I was dragged by my girlfriend to go shopping in the supermarket, I walked all day, so tired ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

……

Qi Liang can see the Chinese pastoral cats posting their affection on Weibo almost every day. At first, he felt a little stuffy, but gradually he got used to it.

After all, the Chinese Pastoral Cat has never expressed that meaning to him. Even if the words are sometimes ambiguous, it is probably just his illusion... Maybe the Chinese Pastoral Cat just wanted to sell rot with him at the beginning, but it was just because of him. Just a misunderstanding.

Everything is just a misunderstanding.

But now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, Qi Liang will naturally not be able to sell rot with the Chinese pastoral cat like before. He is really gay, so how could he be willing to flirt with a straight man to attract others' attention.

But Qi Liang didn't want to care about the Chinese Pastoral Cat anymore, but the Chinese Pastoral Cat still hopped vigorously in front of Qi Liang to show its presence, as if it didn't see Qi Liang's alienation and indifference at all.

Just when Qi Liang thought that his four years in college would pass in such an uneventful manner, the Chinese garden cat fell out of love again.

Chinese pastoral cat: Yuball, I'm broken in love qaq

This time Qi Liang was stunned longer than last time before he came back to his senses.

Octopus Balls: Sorry

Chinese pastoral cat: woo woo woo, won't you comfort me tvt

Small Octopus Balls: Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world

Chinese Pastoral Cat: So in order to make up for my broken heart, let’s have a face-to-face /(tot)/～～

Takoyaki: I refuse

However, despite Qi Liang's righteous refusal, a few days later, he was approached by the Chinese garden cat.

Qi Liang has no interest in straight men, let alone straight men, but the first time he saw the Chinese pastoral cat, he was still shocked by the appearance of the Chinese pastoral cat.

The Chinese pastoral cat is very handsome and has a very mixed-race taste, which immediately hit Qi Liang's aesthetic point.

"Fishball? Are you a fishball~"

It's a pity that when he opened his mouth, his temperament suddenly disappeared.

Qi Liang: "...um."

The Chinese pastoral cat's eyes lit up, and it trotted towards him.

Qi Liang seemed to see a golden retriever running wildly against the wind.

Qi Liang also couldn't understand the next plot development.

I don't know when Qi Liang and Chen Lang began to have more and more intersections in reality.

——Chen Lang is also the real name of the Chinese pastoral cat.

Even he doesn't know why, he obviously doesn't like gay guys, and he has no interest in straight guys, but every time Chen Lang pesters him to ask for a meeting, he doesn't know how to refuse.

After several times like this, Qi Liang suddenly realized, because Chen Lang's appearance was too in line with his aesthetics, when he thought of Chen Lang's face, he couldn't bear to refuse at all.

Gradually, Qi Liang discovered that he and Chen Lang had done almost everything a couple would do, such as going to dinner together, going to the movies together, and going to the park together... Qi Liang told himself that all of this must be his illusion again .

Just like before, all this must be just his illusion.

Until after the two of them watched a movie together, Chen Lang suddenly asked Qi Liang: "Why don't we be together?"

Qi Liang felt bad all of a sudden, and after a long time, he laughed out loud: "Today isn't April Fool's Day, is it?"

He thought Chen Lang was just joking, but he didn't expect Chen Lang to shake his head seriously, and then said to him seriously: "I'm serious, let's be together."

Qi Liang was silent for a long time before he smiled and said, "Aren't you straight?" Chen Lang obviously had a girlfriend before, so how could he be bent so quickly?Could it be that his aptitude is a spring, straight when he wants to be straight, and bend when he wants to bend?

Seeing that Qi Liang didn't take his words seriously at all, Chen Lang was a little anxious: "I'm serious, I'm not joking. Although I had a girlfriend before, I found it really tiring to be with her. It's not like being with her at all. It's so easy when you get along..."

Qi Liang was speechless for a while, and after a long while, he said lightly: "When you get along with me, you feel relaxed because we are just friends. You don't need to care too much about my thoughts, but you feel tired in front of your girlfriend, but it is because of you. Caring too much about what she thinks."

Chen Lang shook his head: "No, I feel that when I'm with her, I'm not as happy as when I'm with you. Sometimes when I see her lose her temper, I just feel depressed and even a little out of breath." .”

Qi Liang smiled faintly: "If I lose my temper at you, you will also feel depressed."

Chen Lang showed a bit of bewildered expression: "But every time she loses her temper with me, I think, if it were you, you wouldn't be as capricious as her at all."

Qi Liang said indifferently: "Do you think you know me well? You think so because you don't know me yet. If you know me, you will know that I am not what you imagined at all."

Chen Lang was stunned for a long time before he said, "Then give me a chance to get to know you."

Qi Liang paused for a moment, then shook his head: "If you don't even know your own sexuality, don't go out and cause trouble."

Chen Lang was silent for a long time, and finally said nothing.

Qi Liang originally thought that the matter would be over by now, but he rejected Chen Lang so mercilessly, no matter whether Chen Lang was serious or joking, he should have given up.

But he never expected that instead of giving up, Chen Lang continued to persevere.

Chen Lang still chats with Qi Liang on WeChat every day, saying good morning in the morning, reporting the itinerary for the day in the evening, checking in every day, like this every day, and coming to Qi Liang whenever he is free.

Qi Liang originally wanted to firmly reject Chen Lang, but when he saw the requesting expression on Chen Lang's face, he couldn't refuse at all.

As time passed, Qi Liang gradually began to feel that Chen Lang seemed serious.

Chen Lang seemed to be serious about pursuing him.

Watching a movie, treating yourself to a meal, going to the park, visiting the amusement park... all the methods used by the male protagonists in third-rate idol dramas to pursue the female protagonists. Chen Lang, who persisted despite his own response, had a subtle feeling.

How should I put it, this feeling is probably called the feeling of being fascinated.

Obviously not good at falling in love, but still foolishly following the plots in TV drama novels step by step... Qi Liang suddenly felt that such a stupid Chen Lang was so cute.

Gradually, Qi Liang began to accept Chen Lang.

This is specifically manifested in the fact that he started to reply to Chen Lang's messages on station b and Weibo again——

Octopus Maruko: Good. //Chinese Garden Cat: Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law~ This song is super beautiful~ Let's sing together~ Octopus Maruko

When Qi Liang replied to Chen Lang's Weibo again after a long absence, both he and Chen Lang's Weibo exploded.

Originally, when Chen Lang broke up, their cp mifen had revived, but Qi Liang hadn't moved, so the cp mifen didn't dare to act rashly, but now Qi Liang took the initiative to reply to the Chinese pastoral cat, why? Can it make many cp fans not excited?

Seeing the incoherent look of the cp mifen with excitement, Qi Liang smiled.

Soon, he received a phone call from Chen Lang who was equally excited and incoherent——

"You really promised me?"

"……Um."

"Promise to date me?"

"……Um."

Qi Liang finally agreed to be with Chen Lang.

But he always remembered that Chen Lang had liked girls before, so he convinced himself that if Chen Lang wanted to live a normal life after graduation and find a girl to marry and have children, then he would definitely break up cleanly.

But of course, what he feared never happened.

Ten years after Qi Liang and Chen Lang were together, one day Qi Liang suddenly remembered what happened back then, and couldn't help asking why Chen Lang had a girlfriend all of a sudden.

Chen Lang was silent for a long time before he said sullenly: "Because at that time I found out... I seemed to have something different thoughts about you. I was afraid that I would become gay, so I wanted to find a girlfriend. I You won't be gay."

Qi Liang raised his eyebrows: "Then why did you break up with her in the end?"

Chen Lang smiled at Qi Liang: "Actually, I should thank her. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have figured it out. It's better to be with someone I like than to torture each other and spend the rest of my life in pain with someone I don't like." , even if I face many puzzled eyes, at least I can be with the person I like for the rest of my life, live happily and have a clear conscience."

After listening to Chen Lang's words, Qi Liang was silent for a moment, and then laughed and scolded like every time before: "...Stupid dog."