[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

How about being an emperor in ancient times?Of course, the left-handed brothers stand in line, and the right-handed girls become a harem.Otherwise, how can the word "crossing" be matched.

Ding!stop!Little brother or something, forget it.Harem or something, as a straight and straight ex-sister, thank you for not being sensitive.Ah, neither do men!A world without condoms, no matter if you go through the back door or get through the back door, is too disgusting.

How about being a king in the Shang Dynasty?Of course, the eight hundred princes are all wiped out, and their great achievements are comparable to those of the first emperor!

beep!pause!Let me get the paper out of the way first.I won't mention the bamboo slips, but the bamboo pieces are used, and the rhythm of the chrysanthemum remains properly!The water is clear but there is no meaty smell, and the chrysanthemums are left behind, which is too cruel.

How about dressing up as King Zhou of Shang?Of course, punching is accurate, feet are primitive, changing fate against the sky, invincible!

aha!Take it easy!Let's talk about it after I escape the black food.Potatoes, sweet potatoes, eggplants, apples, and peppers are all invisible; frying, frying, cooking, and frying are all out of the question.A bronze cauldron—yes, that thing in the museum—throw a lot of meat, put some salt, and cook!The ones that are tasteless are the top imperial meals.There is barbecue, so don't think about the sauce.Alas, not to mention King Zhou's tricks to kill players, even Qin Shihuang, the winner in life, is also a poor man who can't eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

So, what's the deal?Cultivate immortals, don't seek longevity, but seek bigu, don't eat or eat, that's great.

A certain ignorant modern woman traveled through ancient times, her surname, first name Shou, gender, male.According to the habits of modern people, a nickname for him (her?) should be "Xiao Shou", "Shou Shou" and "Xiao Shou Shou".Fortunately, the ancients did not take this cute and stupid route.It is said that the name entrusts the good wishes of parents for their children.Therefore, it's really not his fault that he can't attack.

He really wanted to carry on the happy life of complaining to the end, but the cruel reality told him that the time-traveling life cannot be so heartless.Although history was taught by a math teacher—really, that buddy really went to teach mathematics later—and most of them returned, he still read a few miscellaneous and made-up books.The ancient man named "Zi Shou" happened to know one—the legendary King Zhou of Yin.Because the name is so special, he also deliberately Baidu this product - in the official history, there are some positive comments, but in the legend of unofficial history, it is infinitely dark.Of course, duplicate names are also possible.Although I can't think of how someone would name a child a tyrant, but what if it is false?However, the name "Zi Shou", coupled with his father who is called "Da Wang", and a minister who appears from time to time and has three eyes and is called "Wen Zhong"-this "Zi Shou" can still be someone else?

What a pity, not only King Zhou, but also King Zhou with a lot of gods on his head.Alas, can he expect that Wen Zhong is just an ordinary person born with deformities?

Soon, Zishou discovered that the worst thing was not the Fengshen after decades, but all kinds of inconveniences in life, such as the bamboo slices used by Gong Gong, such as dark cooking.

Zishou set three goals for his life:

[-]. Inventing soft toilet paper

[-]. Escape from the Dark Cuisine

[-]. Improper King Zhou

The first one was completed when Zishou was seven years old.What kind of society is Shang, the ignorant Zishou doesn't know.All he knew was that Shang had slaves.What is a slave?That is, people who are equivalent to goods, it is a matter of course to follow the slave owner's toss.The royal family of Yin and Shang were the biggest slave owners, and as one of the biggest slave owners, no matter how young Zi Shou was, no matter how unreasonable his requests were, the slaves had to work hard to fulfill them.

Zishou didn't ask the slaves to do any hard work, just smashing grass and trees.As I said before, Zi Shou is not very knowledgeable, and has read a lot of messy books.He knew that the raw materials of paper probably include grass roots, bark, rags, and other miscellaneous things. They are mixed together, boiled and pounded, and finally dried to become paper.He had slaves make paper according to this method.

He didn't need to think about it, but if he really made paper according to this method, he would never see paper in his life.However, the wisdom of the ancient working people is infinite. After three years of trying, Zishou finally saw the paper he was thinking of.

White and smooth, you don't need to think about it. The freshly baked paper is not yellow, and you can still see the traces of plant fibers. If you drop a little water, it will blur a large area, and writing is completely impossible.This paper is really just toilet paper.

To be honest, Zishou didn't even want to admit that it was paper.

Zishou's pickiness does not affect other people.The nobles of Yin and Shang, including Emperor Yi, all praised the invention of "paper"—although they didn't know what "like" was.Paper quickly became popular in Chaoge and spread to other vassal states.

Anyone who travels through ancient times can light up titles such as "little expert in invention" and "good way of making money".Because of the dislike of "paper" in every possible way, Zishou failed to keep the technical patent, in order to make a lot of money, and the invention of inferior toilet paper still made Zishou famous.And because of his unselfish behavior, he got more praise.

It is said that what a person does directly shows his style, so Zishou's style is that of inferior toilet paper.

The second article, Zishou is beyond imagination.He is not a virtuous housekeeper.The four bodies are not diligent and the five grains are not distinguished. It is he who is talking about.Even if he came to power in the future and dispatched the Yin Shang version of Zhang Qian, and waited more than ten years for all kinds of ingredients originating in the Western Regions, he would have to eat them raw or throw them into a cauldron and cook them.What's more, who can guarantee that the map of the mythical world is the same as the map of history?In case, there are no such places at all, how can it be broken?

Zishou did not expect that he saw the dawn so soon.

After the toilet paper came out, Emperor Yi felt that his youngest son was a man who could be made and shouldn't be left to waste.Therefore, Zishou was sent to study under Wen Zhong, a grand master who was born as a teacher, and Wen Zhong, who had three eyes.

Before Zishou, Wen Zhong had another disciple——Huang Feihu, who was two years older than Zishou, who went to the house all day long and couldn't bear it anymore.There is also an unnamed small oil bottle, Huang Feihu's sister, Huang Feifeng.

Zishou saw it with his own eyes, Wen Zhong's third eye shot out, and fixed Huang Feihu jumping up and down in place.

It turns out that there are really gods in this world!He thought Wen Zhong was born with a deformity!

Therefore, Zishou made up his mind to cultivate immortality.Immortals are all sucking wind and drinking dew.In other words, there is no need to eat.Maybe he can't eat many delicacies of later generations, but he can escape from the dark cuisine.

Well, such a happy decision.

Wen Zhongben didn't want to teach his son to accept magic.It's not that the child can't bear it, but that there is a default rule for those who practice Taoism: emperors cannot practice Taoism.This is easy to understand.Those who practice Taoism in the East all come from the three religions.Cultivators of the Tao have a succession of teachers, and there are disputes over orthodoxy.If the emperor worships which door wall, will he let the other family live?As for the emperor's immortality and never changing his title, the immortals who are originally immortal don't really care.

Wen Taishi is determined, but he is no match for Zishou's coquetry and cuteness that breaks the lower limit and loses his shame.So, today I teach two sentences of mind, and tomorrow I teach a spell. After Wen Taishi came back, he found that he had taught Zi Shou many things that he shouldn't have learned.What's more, the little prince learned well and was full of interest.In desperation, the old grand master could only comfort himself, the king and queen are not just this one child, and the next king may not be this one.Of course, Wen Zhong did not forget to warn Zishou not to tell anyone about learning magic.Anyone with a bit of a reputation knows that those who light up their cultivation skills cannot be kings.The so-called prince is the spare tire of the king.A prince who can't be a king is no different from being raised and disabled.If Di Yi knew that Wen Zhong had "discarded" his youngest son...the scene would be too beautiful, so don't think about it.

The third article is not to be King Zhou.If there were no such gods, Zishou would be able to be a Shang monarch honestly, make great efforts to govern, apply benevolent government widely, and prevent problems before they happen, and the posthumous title of "Zhou" would never fall on his head.However, this is a world with gods, which means that certain things are preordained.Even if he didn't molest the statue of Nu Wa—lily + fetish, so heavy—the Battle of the Conferred Gods would be fought for other reasons.Therefore, the prerequisite for achieving the proposition of "not being king of Zhou" is not being a Shang monarch.

This is easy to handle, and he is already doing it—a king cannot practice Taoism, and he is already practicing.As long as he builds a famous hall before his cheap dad dies, the throne will be nothing to him.

In fact, after careful calculation, the throne may not necessarily belong to him.Emperor Yi has a lot of sons.Zishou's mother-in-law is superb, she didn't crawl out of her stomach, she was suppressed to death.Before Zishou, the queen gave birth to two sons, Ziqi and Zizhong.In terms of seniority, Zi Shou is the third.The two in front are in good health, they don't look like they can't survive Emperor Yi.

So, as long as Zi Shou doesn't jump out to fight for the throne, he is still safe.

After thinking about it like this, Zishou was completely stable.Without the sense of urgency of being chased by fate, Zishou can finally appreciate the scenery on the road of life. →＿→Ah hello!Who do you say is the scenery? !

Huang Feihu and Huang Feifeng's father is Huang Gun, a veteran of the town, and their mother is deceased. The two children have no one to take care of them, so they were entrusted to Grand Master Wen. →＿→So, Wen Taishi's students are all related households.

Under normal circumstances, the children of the privileged class would sit at home and wait for the teacher to come to the door, and the children with no power would eat and drink at the teacher's house.However, Grand Master Wen is different, he is a fairy. (In the early days, theocracy could always overwhelm the royal power——Zi Shouyu) As the prince of the Shang Dynasty, Zi Shou was the one who delivered the goods to the door.

So Zishou and Huang's brothers and sisters became neighbors.

Huang Feihu, a famous general of the Yin Shang Dynasty, whose wife was forced to death by King Zhou, is still a brat who goes to the house to expose the tiles. Every day, he will be exposed to the sun for an hour by Wen Taishi.

Huang Feifeng, the one suspected to be King Zhou Huangfei, yes, the one who was thrown from the tower by King Zhou, and she is still a little girl with a snotty nose.

Looking at these two, Zishou felt that King Zhou's fate was really far away from him.

The author has something to say: In "Fengshen", Huang Feihu has two younger brothers, Huang Feibiao and Huang Feibao, but if you count them, there are too many people. Anyway, they are insignificant little people, so let's pretend that there are no them.If necessary in the future, I will probably find a suitable reason to pop up...