[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

"There are no useless people around me, what can you do?" Di Xin asked.

"I have practiced for thousands of years, and ordinary spells should be fine." Daji replied.

"There are also courtiers who study spells under the seat of my wits." Di Xin said, "What else?"

Thinking of the formation that trapped them with nowhere to go to heaven or earth, Daji had no doubts about this.She hesitated for a moment, then replied: "The little demon specializes in charm, and there is no man in the world that I can't take down." She paused for a moment, cast a wink at Di Xin, and said softly, "Except for the king~"

Di Xin ignored her and turned to look at the other two.

"When the little demon is practicing, he just listens to the ordinary bird talking about the family's faults. Apart from the few families in Chaoge City, there is no little demon who doesn't know about it." Xi Mei said proudly. .

talent!No, it's a demon talent!A born spy!Di Xin said with a smile: "The widow is also interested in this 'the parents of the east and the family of the west'. When you have free time, you can talk to the widow."

"Yes, Xiao Yao obeys orders~" Xi Mei responded softly.

"So, what about you?" Di Xin asked Mr. Wang.

Wang Guiren bit his lip, hesitated for a long time, and finally thought of the "answer".She said: "My body is an ancient object, very valuable."

Daji and Ximei hide their faces.

"...Forget it, I didn't expect you to do anything." Di Xin said helplessly.

Daji and Ximei couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when they heard the words.

"You are different from ordinary people. What are your requirements for living in this palace in the future?" Di Xin asked.

"The little demon next to me doesn't care," Daji replied boldly when no one spoke after waiting for a while, "The little demon likes meat, no matter what it is, it will give birth best."

"Yes. You are not allowed to eat people, and you are not allowed to bring the smell of blood in front of the widow. You can do whatever you want." Di Xin said, "I believe you will not be so stupid as to make people gossip."

Daji bowed her head and agreed.

"The little demon also likes meat, not the bloody ones. The little demon likes insects and snakes. The more poisonous they are, the more delicious they are." Xi Mei said yearningly.

"Okay, my widow will order you to dig a hole next to Concubine Su's bedroom and use it as a chicken food bowl for you, and then ask the palace servants to catch poisonous snakes and insects and put them in it. You can eat it whenever you want." Di Xin said.

"Chicken food bowl?" Xi Mei frowned and repeated.

"What?" Di Xin said.

"It's so ugly!" Ximei looked at Di Xin pitifully, and said, "Is it better to call it 'Xinpen'?"

"'Vegetable bowl'? Is there a difference? It's up to you." Di Xin said indifferently.Of course, this ignorant guy doesn't know that this "snake" is not the other's "dish", let alone that "snake pot" is a well-known punishment.Anyway, in his eyes, whether it's a "basket" or a "vegetable bowl", they are all chicken food bowls.

"Thank you my lord~" Xi Mei said contentedly.

Ignoring the goblin who always showed coquettishness when she was happy, Di Xin turned his attention to the last...silly goblin.

Wang Guiren is not all stupid.At least, she knew that Di Xin was waiting for her to speak. "I... the little demon wants to eat people." Wang Guiren replied.

Di Xin shook his head at the terrified two goblins who were about to speak, and said, "Why?" This silly goblin must have given a special answer, proving that there is no stupidest, only stupider.In other words, Empress Nuwa, are you looking down on him when you send out such a stupid thing, or are you looking down on him?

"They all said that goblins want to eat people." Wang Guiren replied.

"Who are 'they'?" Di Xin asked.

"Everyone, all the goblins I know and people I've met say that." Wang Guiren sold his sisters without hesitation.

"The little demon has no such intentions!" Daji and Ximei hastily defended.

"What about you? You also want to eat people?" Di Xin asked.

"The little demon's body is a jade pipa, so why does it need to eat? It is enough to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon to cultivate." Wang Guiren replied.

"Then don't eat it. Daji, take Ximei back and let her...be a maid by your side." Di Xin said.Raising a maid, or raising a concubine, the cost is completely different.He looked at Wang Guiren again, and asked, "Can you read?"

"Fox... Sister Daji taught me." Guiren Wang replied.

Seeing the goblin change his words quickly, Di Xin smiled slightly, and said, "I'm not completely stupid. You go to the widow's study first, and read the books." Di Xin's study is not a study, it's just a place where many bamboo slips are placed. dark room.

After sending away the three goblins, Di Xin rested his chin in thought.Although these three are malicious, they may not be incapable of being used by themselves.So, according to the original plan, should we find a chance to get rid of some immortals, or should we train him, stay by his side, and do something unspeakable?

When the king gave an order, the whole palace moved.When it was heard that the grand master returned to Chaoge, the basin had already been built, and every day, the palace servants carried barrels of poisonous snakes and insects and poured them into it.

Hearing that the grand master sent his troops back to the court, before he arrived at Chaoge, an informant had already reported the changes in Chaoge during this period.After listening, he breathed a sigh of relief.Although the tragedies in Nuwa Temple and Shangqing Palace occurred, the king has not yet lost his mind.The terrible torture did not appear; the palace that cost people and money was not built; the harem and concubines are fine, except for one more Su Daji; the two princes are fine, and they follow the king to deal with political affairs every day, and they are exhausted; except for the sick Shang Rong and Mei Bo, The ministers in the court are also fine.As for Su Hu of Jizhou—the king has been thinking about the princes for a day or two.The question now is whether that Concubine Su is the vixen who has brought disaster to the country and the people.

It is said that the grand master entered the palace to pay homage to the king.Di Xin hosted a banquet to welcome him—his most powerful coolie finally returned.For a while, the emperor and his ministers enjoyed themselves, and when the banquet was over, it was heard that the grand master was slightly drunk.Emperor Xin sent palace people to see him off.On the way, Wen Zhong saw a palace man wearing cotton clothes, carrying a wooden barrel with a lid, walking towards a certain place in the harem.If he was sane, Grand Master Wen would definitely not interfere with the harem, but now he is drunk.

Wen Zhong stopped the palace man and asked him what was in the barrel.The palace man faltered and couldn't answer for a long time.Seeing this, Wen Zhong was even more suspicious, and suddenly lifted the lid of the bucket.I saw the worms and snakes wriggling in the barrel, which made my scalp tingle.For a moment, Wen Zhong only felt that the food he had just eaten was rolling in his stomach.He endured and endured, so he didn't spit it out on the spot.

"What's going on?!" Wen Zhong shouted angrily.

Seeing the incident revealed, the palace man trembled and told the whole story about the pot, and finally said: "The king said that this pot may make people think of bad things, so no one else should know about it." bow your head.

"The pot?!" How could Wen Zhong forget the terrifying punishment that appeared in his dream, he shouted angrily, "Take me there!"

When he really saw the scorpion, Wen Taishi's last trace of rationality disappeared.He attracted divine thunder and blasted the dry snake into coke.

At this time, Ximei came to look for food.Seeing Di Xin hosting a banquet, she couldn't hold back, drank the wine secretly, and was fainting now.Seeing that someone destroyed the pot, the goblin protecting the food didn't pay attention to who that person was, and just shouted: "Bold!" Then he rushed forward, using no magic tricks, just pinched his mouth and bit his mouth, looking like a shrew .

Look at these two, one is a goblin who has practiced for a thousand years, the other is a veteran of three dynasties, one has a chicken head on his head, the other is messy, and there is an imprint on his face.Di Xin sighed helplessly, and said, "What have you guys done?"

Daji stood beside Di Xin, looking at Wen Zhong's third eye from time to time, with a precarious look.

"Your Majesty! This monster is doing harm to people in the palace, please get rid of it!" Wen Zhong said.It's not that he can't get rid of this little demon, it's just that he wants the king to see what he favors.Only in this way can Ximei save her life.

"Your Majesty, this disrespectful old man ruined the little demon's pot! Your Majesty, you have to make the decision for the little demon!" Xi Mei mourned.The goblin was overwhelmed with alcohol, had a fight, was beaten, and was still drunk.If she was sober, she would never dare to tell about the situation of the grand master, and would only humbly beg for mercy.

Di Xin rubbed his temples, turned his head and said to Daji, "Take her down to sober up first."

This remark is exactly what Daji meant.She hurriedly dragged Ximei away.

"Your Majesty!" Seeing Di Xin defending the goblin, Wen Zhong's expression darkened.

"Grand Master, whoever offended you, you can just use your golden whip." Di Xin sighed bitterly, "Why do you compete with a chicken bowl?"

"My lord, what about the chicken bowl... the chicken food bowl?" Wen Zhong repeated in surprise.He seemed to hear something that wasn't quite right.

"Exactly. The widow raised a chicken. It was the one caught by the grand master just now. This chicken does not eat rice, but only eats poison, so the widow ordered the palace servants to catch it and put it in the chicken bowl."

"Your Majesty built that pot to raise chickens?" Wen Zhong said with difficulty.His fame was ruined in the chicken bowl.

"Otherwise?" Di Xin asked back.

Wen Zhong didn't know how to answer.He sighed and opened his mouth, but still couldn't think of what to say.

"The grand master was really drunk after seeing it. It's getting late, so the grand master should rest in the palace." Di Xin said.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compassion." Wen Zhong said.His wine was almost sober.He's embarrassed enough.Di Xin took the ladder, how could he not get off?

Small Theater - Daji and Wen Taishi

Wen Taishi: evildoer, take your life!

Daji: I also work for the king, why does the grand master make things difficult for the little demon?

Grand Master Wen: How dare you quibble to confuse the king? !

Daji: To confuse the king?Majesty, where can we be confused?Your king likes men, do you know that?

Grand Master Wen: ...the king and the queen are deeply affectionate as husband and wife, and the two princes are clever...

Daji: What kind of prince? Those two are obviously Ziqi's sons!

Grand Master Wen: ... Concubine Huang is bright and concubine, Concubine Yang is gentle...

Daji: Come on, in those two days, you and I are talking about each other, and others can't get in at all!

Grand Master Wen: ... (looks Daji up and down) You are a vixen after all... Forget it, I will spare your life, but...

Daji: What is the grand master's order?

Wen Taishi: Let the king know the benefits of women. (Turn around, find a place to be quiet)

Daji: Your Majesty only uses the little demon as a cushion.Grand master, the concubine really can't do it!