[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

After watching a goblin seduce an old man, Di Xin returned to the palace, hugged his plush, and went to Ximei to listen to gossip.

Many generals are about to arrive in Chaoge, and Ximei's gossip is mostly about them.These guys more or less have supernatural powers, and the news about them is more mysterious.All things considered, Di Xin was most concerned about the affairs of the Li family in Chentangguan.

The wife of Li Jing, the commander-in-chief of Chentang Pass, was pregnant for three years and gave birth to a meat ball. Li Jing was shocked and thought it was a monster.Cut open the fleshy ball, and a lively doll pops out.

"In ancient times, various ethnic groups lived together...To this day, there are still many people who have alien blood and don't know it. That's the case with Mr. Li's family." Xi Mei said with a smile, "I think Mr. Li is also the same. A tough man, but he was frightened by his own doll, Great King, do you think it’s funny?"

At that time, only one line of the lyrics echoed in Di Xin's mind - "It's him, it's him, it's him".Even if he forgets Daji, he will not forget the childhood hero Nezha.Di Xin hooked the corners of his lips and said, "If one day you gave birth to a snake, would you be afraid?"

"Your Majesty hates it~" Xi Mei said coquettishly, her eyes rolling.

Li Jing was among those who returned to Chaoge, and his wife and children were also among them.Avoiding the East China Sea, Nezha would not kill the third prince of the Dragon King, and then remove the bones and return the flesh.

After listening to gossip, finally, Di Xin told Xi Mei to pay attention to Mrs. Wang.

After the morning court the next day, Di Xin first practiced the sword, and then added a newly realized formation in the palace. He was about to review the memorial, when suddenly a Qi trainer from Zhongnan Mountain asked to see him.

——From Zhongnan Mountain?Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl?

These days, cultivators have a high status, and there is no pressure to directly ask to see the king.Of course, coming here by oneself is completely different from being introduced by important officials in the court.Even if the latter is an ignorant liar, the king will estimate the face of his courtiers and save some sympathy.For the former, if you can't prove that you have real talents, you should be careful not to be kicked out.

The Taoist priest also wanted to seek the recommendation of the minister, but the minister was so busy that he had no time to talk to him.He had to come by himself.

Those who are willing to honestly ask for a meeting, but no one has recommended them, are definitely not Jiejiao disciples.Di Xin became interested and ordered someone to invite the Taoist in.

Not long after, the palace man led a person in.That Taoist is handsome, with black hair, smooth skin without a single wrinkle, but two ecstasy mustaches on his lips, turning this fairy-like outsider into a young man who insists on pretending to be old at a young age my lord.

"Your Majesty, the impoverished Taoist priest has passed away." The Taoist didn't kneel down, but held his fly whisk in his hand, and beat him.

Accustomed to the arrogance of so-called outsiders, Di Xin was not annoyed at the impoliteness of this Taoist, but asked, "Who is the Taoist chief? What is the matter here?"

"[Pindao lives in the Yuzhu Cave of Zhongnan Mountain, and Yun Zhongzi is also. Because the poor Daoist lives idle and has nothing to do, he gathers medicine at the peak, and suddenly sees the evil spirit permeating the Chaoge, and the strange energy is born in the forbidden door. The Taoist heart is not lacking, good Nian Changsui, Pindao specially came to see His Majesty, to get rid of this demon ear. (1)]" Taoist - Yun Zhongzi replied.

"Eliminate demons? May I ask you, what is a 'demon'?" Di Xin asked.

Yun Zhongzi was taken aback.Those cultivators talk about eliminating demons all day long, but it is really difficult for them to give a clear definition of "monsters" all at once.

"Then, what is an 'immortal'?" Di Xin asked again.

Yun Zhongzi wanted to speak, but stopped.He has practiced immortality for many years, so he naturally knows what an immortal is.However, explaining to the emperor of the world what a fairy is, can he understand it?

"May I ask you, the 'monster' and the 'immortal' both have supernatural powers, and they can easily do things that our mortals can't do in a lifetime, or bring disasters that mortals can't resolve. What's the difference between them? ?” Di Xin said.

Yun Zhongzi's eyes widened, and he said in surprise, "Monsters are harmful to people, but immortals have a heart to help the world, how can they compare?"

Di Xin laughed when he heard the words, and said: "Hasn't the Taoist priest ever heard of 'doing bad things with good intentions'? What about demons? What about immortals? People who live in the territory of my Yin and Shang and abide by my laws and regulations are the people of my Yin and Shang. Even if it is a monster, I will protect it; if it harms the people of Yin and Shang, even if it is an immortal, I will get rid of it!"

"This...!" Yun Zhongzi was not speechless, but was too angry to speak.Although he is not among the Twelve Golden Immortals, he is highly valued by Yuanshi Tianzun.Explaining and teaching everyone, they look down on the Yaozu the most.What Di Xin said was a huge challenge to his past beliefs.If he hadn't remembered that this was the king of the Shang Dynasty, Yun Zhongzi would have jumped up and slapped him in the face.

The next moment came a more challenging Yun neutron's bottom line.

"My lord! It's not good!" Ximei ran into the hall in a panic, not caring about saluting, "The third son of Li Zongbing of Chentangguan killed the third prince of the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea. The Dragon King was furious and led an army of the Shui tribe to besiege Chentang. Guan, now it has, already flooded several villages!" The goblin was considered smart, although he was anxious, he still explained the cause and effect clearly.

I have to say, it was such a coincidence.When Di Xin's transfer order arrived at Chentangguan, Li Jing's family was busy packing their things and luggage, and neglected to discipline Nezha.Nezha ran out to play in the water and killed Xunhai Yacha and the Third Prince Long.After the death of his son, the Dragon King always had to collect the body for the Dragon Prince, cry for a while, and then send troops to trouble Li Jing.But whether it is long or short, Li Jing's family has packed up and set off for Chaoge.So Li Jing's family ran away, leaving the people of Chentangguan to suffer.Of course, if he knew that his son was angry, Li Jing would immediately take Nezha back to the Dragon King to plead guilty.However, communication was inconvenient at this time, and he was so busy rushing to Chaoge that he didn't know about it at all.

Di Xin sneered when he heard Xi Mei's words, and said: "This time it is indeed the fault of the three sons of Zongbing Li. However, the Dragon King raised troops to besiege Chentangguan and flooded the village. It is no longer a personal enmity. Don't tolerate it." Then, he ordered Kong Xuan to go to Chentang Pass to conquer the invading Shui tribe.Isn't Kong Xuan the son of the Phoenix?Let's have a dragon and a phoenix.

Then, Di Xin turned to Yun Zhongzi, who was still shocked, and said, "The Dragon King rules the world, so he should be regarded as an 'immortal', right?"

This time, Yun Neutron was really speechless.

Kong Xuan owed Cheng Tang a favor, so he guarded the Yin and Shang dynasties for him.However, how could such a proud peacock be willing to obey the order of mortals?Therefore, even though he found Di Xin pleasing to the eye, he was still dissatisfied with his transfer order.Except this time.

Emperor Xin named Kong Xuan to conquer the Dragon Clan, and he didn't give a single soldier, but Kong Xuan was very happy.

Kong Xuan is the son of Phoenix.Before the rise of witches, the dragon and phoenix clans had fought countless battles until the two clans declined and could no longer dominate the wild.Times have changed, but the hatred is still there.Di Xin sent him to clean up the Dragon Clan, which was exactly what he wanted.

After receiving the order, Kong Xuan shook his sleeves and transformed into the original peacock, impatiently flying to Chentangguan.

Yun Zhongzi came hesitantly, and walked away in despair.Both Daji and Ximei knew what Di Xin said to Yun Zhongzi.Daji has long since given up her mind, and has become a pet peacefully.Xi Meiben was still looking forward to the promise of Empress Nuwa, but now she doesn't think about that anymore.What little monsters like them yearn for the most is to live a dignified life, not to be regarded as prey by mortals, and not to be regarded as objects that must be eradicated by practitioners.Since you can live that kind of life now, why bother to offend Di Xin and Jiejiao?

Wang Guiren regards harassing Jiang Ziya as a daily task.The latter is also used to having a little demon who comes to his stall every day, asking questions and disturbing his business.Wang Guiren didn't even know about Yun Zhongzi's troubles.

After sending Kong Xuan to Chentangguan, Di Xin no longer worried about the Dragon Clan.He believed in the strength of that peacock.

A few days later, Li Jing's family arrived at Chaoge.Di Xin didn't say anything, just showed Li Jing the battle report of Chentangguan.Then, the latter was obediently left idle.

To be honest, unlike other ministers with supernatural powers, although Li Jing is also a Taoist, he values ​​the king and the country more.He is also considered capable and responsible. Although he cannot be said to love the people like a son, he treats the people very well.In normal times, even if his son got into trouble, Di Xin would continue to use him.However, at this time, it was the time of conferring the gods, and Yin Shang was in the camp of cutting off religion.As for Li Jing, all three of his sons worship Chanjiao as their teachers, and he himself is deeply involved in Chanjiao.Di Xin really didn't dare to use him.

Di Xin was still worried, how could Li Jing be left idle in a legitimate way, but he didn't expect that Nezha's behavior would be considered wrong.Of course, a general who has led the army for many years suddenly stays idle at home for a long time, and there will inevitably be complaints.The job Di Xin arranged for Li Jing was not just to discipline his son.He, Li Jing, has been an official for many years, and he always has a lot of experience—Master Li, go write a book.

These days, books are a rarity.Only the most outstanding figures are qualified to write books and biographies.Li Jing didn't think he had the ability, but the king asked him to write.Your Majesty thinks that he is qualified to write a book and set up a biography - Li Jing's vanity has been satisfied like never before.It is hard for a general to write a book, but Li Jing is happier than being the commander-in-chief at Chentangguan.

Li Jing spent most of his mind on the book, so naturally he couldn't keep an eye on his youngest son all the time.He set many strict rules for Nezha, and handed over the work of educating him to his wife Yin and his two older sons.

Bear kids are bear kids everywhere.The Yin family doted on their youngest son, Jin Zha and Mu Zha were not as capable as Nezha, so they couldn't look down on this little brother.So, Nezha often ran out to play with his father on his back.

Wen Taishi finally recovered from the chicken food bowl incident, and was buried in the pile of official documents again.If he hadn't become a fairy, he might have followed in the footsteps of Shang Rong and Mei Bo.Even so, he also lost a lot of hair, not far from the "Mediterranean".

It was rare to come out to let the wind go, but was smeared by Huntian Ling.Grand Master Wen, who had been cheated by disciple Xiong, finally got angry.

After many years, Grand Master Wen once again fought the bear boy—may all the gods bless them.

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The author has something to say: (1) The original work of Fengshen is quoted here.

The sequence of events in the novel is different from the original novel of Fengshen. For example, when Yun Zhongzi offered his sword to eliminate demons, Nezha had not yet been born, and Wen Zhong was fighting outside.However, even King Zhou has changed, so it's not surprising that things have changed, isn't it?