[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

As the saying goes, before soldiers and horses move, food and grass go first.Going out to war is not as simple as food and grass?Unless someone beats you to the door, otherwise, it's considered speed if you can start in half a month.

It only took Wen Zhong three days from receiving the order from Emperor Yi to setting off.These days, Dongyi rebelled today, and Beihai rioted tomorrow. When rebellion became commonplace and the army was always ready to go out, it should not be surprising.

In fact, Zishou was surprised by another thing.Rebel, if you fail, you will lose your account book.Wen Zhong spends half of the year at war.Such death, why haven't all the princes, big and small, been killed yet?

In this day and age, walking is the only way to travel, and shouting is the way to spread the word. Traveling is really not a good job, let alone going to war.As the prince of Yin and Shang, Zishou didn't have to rely on two legs to travel.He has his own chariot.But, people at this time didn't know what a spring was, let alone rubber.At this time, the cars had no shock absorbing measures. In many cases, the wheels were not perfectly round, and coupled with the uneven loess road surface - riding in a car was not as comfortable as walking.

However, when I walked to Dongyi, the soles of my feet hurt...

Fortunately, Zishou had another option—riding a horse.Although it is not very comfortable, but before and after running, it is very coquettish~ At this time, Zishou is particularly envious of Wen Zhong.

Wen Zhong's mount is a black unicorn. It is said that he caught it himself, and it belongs to the level of a divine beast.The unicorn has a lion's head, antlers, tiger's eyes, elk body, dragon scales, and oxtail. The whole thing is completely different. Wen Zhong's one is still dark and not pleasing to the eye.However, it is psychic.Not to mention the fast speed, it is also very stable, even if you sleep on its back, it will not be knocked down.

After driving for a day and camping at night, Huang Feihu rushed into the tent regardless of eating.Zi Shou glanced at him suspiciously, and continued with his work.He cooked a pot of indescribable things with dry food, wild vegetable leaves, and jerky. He ate half of it himself, and gave the remaining half to Huang Feihu.

After entering the tent, Zishou was silent for a moment.

I saw Huang Feihu sitting on the mat facing the door sideways.His legs are spread wide, his waist is arched, and his head is stretched between his legs...

Ah hello!what are you doing?

Zishou put the things in his hands aside, coughed, and said, "What are you doing?"

Huang Feihu continued the action just now, and said: "There are blisters..."

"... Oh." Zishou said.

"Huh? Why are you alright?" Huang Feihu raised his head and said.His head moved out of the way, and Zishou was the first to see his miserable appearance.This guy had never tried long-distance riding before, the tender skin on the inner thigh couldn't stand it, it was red and swollen a lot, and there were still a few blisters showing his figure not to be outdone.

"Who knew you were so stupid!" Zi Shou said proudly.This guy's horse riding experience is not as good as that of Huang Feihu, but he has read many miscellaneous books.The matter of riding a horse and breaking the skin happens to be a necessary part for some heroines to show their "weak but strong" demeanor.In order not to let himself become "soft yet strong", Zishou had two cotton pads sewn and tied around his legs.It's hot, but it doesn't hurt.

Huang Feihu glared at Zishou upon hearing this.

"Put on your pants quickly, I'll show you a good one," Zi Shou said.

"What?" Huang Feihu grinned, pulled up his pants, and limped out of the tent after him.

The son led Huang Feihu to the door of his tent.Pointing to the horse tied by the tent, he said, "This is it."

"Your horse? What's so good about it? Can it turn into another black unicorn?" Huang Feihu was confused and said disgustedly.

Hearing this, Zi Shou rolled his eyes at him, took a step forward, pulled out a rope from the side of the saddle, and said, "This is what I'm talking about." a set.

Yes, Zishou’s is the self-governing simple stirrup.There are no stirrups at this time.If you want to sit firmly on the horse's back, you need to clamp the horse's body tightly with your legs.Well, just look at Huang Feihu's consequences.When he first learned how to ride a horse, Zi was taught "public" riding.His idea is that his development direction is to cultivate immortals, and he can fly by himself, so what else do he need?Learning to ride a horse is just to deal with errands, so I don't think about stirrups.This time when I heard that Wen Zhong was going to take him on an expedition, facing a tall horse, I remembered the inconvenience of not having stirrups.He hastily pulled a piece of rope and DIYed a simple stirrup.The whole process was in a hurry, how could Zishou remember his good brother?

As for the cotton pad on the leg, it would be too detrimental to his image.Look at Huang Feihu's poor thigh, if he accidentally covered it with heat rash, it would be miserable, so let's just leave it at that.

Huang Feihu didn't see the beauty of the stirrup at first, until he climbed on the horse and tried it under Zi Shou's instigation, only then did he realize that it was indeed a good thing.

Even with simple stirrups, the blisters on Huang Feihu's legs could not be eliminated.Zishou believed that Wen Zhong must have a solution, but Huang Feihu felt that asking the teacher for help was too embarrassing, so he stood up.He nestled in the car for a day, and when he set up camp the next day.Huang Feihu's face was green.

After tossing and tossing like this, after almost a month, the army finally came to Dongyi.

After that, the two armies fought?Wait, please watch the fighting generals in front of the battle first.

What is the fighting general before the battle?Zishou said that he knew that it was played in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" back then. "Warming wine and chopping Huaxiong" is one of the well-known allusions.The mythical version of the fighting generals is even more lively, not to mention more handsome movements, and it also comes with sound and light effects.

As a result, 8000 people from the two armies watched helplessly as several generals were beaten to death, cheering or booing at the right time.After a long time of tossing like this, both sides have their own winners and losers, and Mingjin withdraws.

- Ah hello!What about counterinsurgency? !

There was nothing to do overnight, and the next day the battle continued, and the Yin and Shang side won the first battle. Wen Zhong took advantage of the situation and ordered the army to fight.Wen Zhong has led the army for many years, and he has capable men under his command, but Zi Shou and Huang Feihu are not the turn of the front-runners.And when the army goes to battle, they can't stand behind and watch the fun.

Of course, in order that Zishou, the Yin Shang prince, would not die in the rebellion, Wen Zhong specially sent his capable confidants to take care of him.Zishou is also very self-aware, so he didn't rush to the front and work hard.

Zishou once thought that the first time he killed someone, he would be flustered, his hands would tremble, his face would burst into tears, and he might find a place to vomit.But the reality is that in such a chaotic battlefield, he really doesn't have time to think about what's there and what's not.When he clearly realized the proposition "I killed someone", the battlefield was cleaned up, and it would be hypocritical to cry and vomit again.He sighed faintly, Mingmei was sad for a while, what should she do.

Zishou took a special look at his little friend, and found that Huang Feihu was like a child begging for a reward, telling Master Wen how he killed the enemy.Grand Master Wen, who manages a lot of things every day, actually listened with a good temper, and praised a few words from time to time.

Very good, the little partner is also adapting well, and there is no tendency for sudden mental illness.

They fought a few more rounds like this, Dongyi's resistance was decent at the beginning, but gradually, Dongyi's army lost their morale, and later on, it was almost collapsed at the touch of a finger.Wen Zhong led his army in pursuit all the way, without any hesitation.

——Hey, how is this?After all, it is their territory!

Just when Zishou was worried that Wen Zhong was in an ambush, the leader of Dongyi led the crowd to surrender.

——What about showing the enemy weakness and luring the enemy to go deeper?It was agreed to break the boat and fight until the last soldier?Are you not a rebel?Doubt your sincerity!

"Be wary of that guy's false surrender." Zishou advised Wen Zhong.

"How do you convince the crowd? After all, he is the prince in charge of Dongyi, so he would never do such ghostly things." Wen Zhong said with an unshakable expression.

——They all rebelled, are they still aboveboard?

—Oh, yes, he did rebel openly.

Facts have proved that Zishou is indeed overthinking.The Yin Shang army successfully took over Dongyi's territory, and the leader of Dongyi was brought before Wen Zhong, who was too honest to rebel.

Wen Zhonggao took the first place, Zishou sat on the left and right with another general in the army, and the leader of Dongyi and his main subordinates stood at the bottom.As for Huang Feihu, there is no room for him in this house.

Wen Zhongzheng was sitting in danger, and asked, "The great businessman treats you well, why did you do such a treasonous act?"

After hearing this question, Zishou covered his face silently in his heart.If it's a case, it's okay to ask.Now it's—well, now it's a trial—how can a treason case be the same as a criminal case?First of all, the crime is confirmed, and then the punishment is revealed, and finally, in a condescending manner, ask the reason in a benevolent manner.Wen Zhong's way of asking lacks the essence of extortion.

The leader of Dongyi is also good at climbing up the pole.Hearing Zhongji's question, he burst into tears suddenly, what drought, what monsters are making trouble, what foreign enemies are invading, how pitiful it is, it seems that if there is no rebellion, there will be no way out.

At the beginning, Wen Zhong still looked majestic, but gradually, although he had a straight face, his eyes showed compassion.

In rebellion, the reason is not important, but the result is important.Zishou has always thought so, so what is there to explain?He listened to the words of the leader of Dongyi, and listened to his right ear, looked at the people around him boredly, and glanced at the grand master——

Hello!Master, what expression is that on your face!Every time the three of us get into trouble, act coquettishly and pretend to be idiots to escape punishment, you always look like this!I know you can't do anything with a brat, but this isn't a brat!

"Wait a minute!" Zishou interjected before Wen Zhong could speak, "It's too late, and we'll take everyone from Dongyi into custody and we'll discuss it tomorrow."

Wen Zhong frowned unhappily as he choked on the words he was about to say.If Zi Shou dared to intervene in Chaoge Grand Master's Mansion, Wen Zhong would definitely put him in the sun.However, it's not Chaoge now. In front of the leader of Dongyi, Zi accepts the face of the Yin Shang prince, and he has to give it to him.

Wen Zhong waved his hand, the leader of Dongyi was taken down, and the accompanying general also left knowingly.Only Wen Zhong and Zi Shou were left in the room.

"Prince Shou has something to say?" Wen Zhong asked with a straight face.

"Prince Shou" or something, I haven't heard such a formal address for a long time, and I usually call it "A Shou".