[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

"I'm afraid it won't work." Di Xin said, "General Kong has helped me a lot, and I still need General Kong's assistance for my new ascension to the throne. I really can't do without him."

"Great kindness!" Yuanshi Tianzun quickly picked up a pen and wrote Kong Xuan's name on the list of gods.Anyway, those who are not dead will not affect the practice, the big deal is to make a name and listen to the tune instead of the announcement.

As for the Fengshen Bang, once it is written, it is written, and it cannot be altered. Zhunti watched this tragedy happen, and there is no way to stop it.He calculated again and found that the karma between Kong Xuan and the Western religion had been broken, so he had to give up.

Nuwa's heart suddenly moved, and she said: "For plants, trees, birds and beasts, if they have the opportunity to open up their spiritual wisdom and realize the way of cultivation, they will be demons. At the beginning, demons were shallow and their homeland was hard to leave. Please be merciful to your majesty."

"Since he was born in the land of Yin and Shang and lived among the common people for a long time, even though he is a different kind, he is also a citizen of Yin and Shang." Di Xin said, "It's just that most of the monsters have magical powers, and I'm afraid they will disturb the people."

Nuwa laughed and said: "Since you are a citizen under the rule of Yin and Shang, you should abide by the laws of the world. If there are monsters who violate it, your majesty can deal with it according to law." Aliens have a deterrent.The majesty of the court, monsters dare not be presumptuous, and even those with shallow morals turned into prototypes on the spot, how dare they continue to do evil.

"Demons are different from mortals, so we should make a separate measure..." Di Xin paused, and said, "I'm not good at this. Later, the empress can send demon spirits to discuss with the Minister of Justice."

"Great kindness." Nuwa said joyfully.

The teachings can be preached freely, and the monsters can live in the world, and the saints in the east are satisfied.Zhunti was itchy to see it, and showed an old face, and said: "Your Majesty, I have a wonderful method in the West, which should be able to teach the world."

"The teachings of the Western religion, I have heard a little. Although it is a little bit less bloody, it can be regarded as a warning to guide people to be good. The Western religion is preached in the East, and I agree. It is according to the three Eastern religions. But, "Di Xin said, "There are too many unfreedoms in life. It would be too pitiful if you can't even let go of this last thought. I hope the saint will not use magical powers to confuse people's hearts."

"I'm ashamed to be poor." Zhunti said, and then swore to the heavens that the disciples of Western religions would never confuse the world with magical powers.

Now, the two saints in the west are also satisfied.

All matters were agreed, and all the saints left Chaoge and returned to their respective ashrams.Because Emperor Xin allowed the Western religion to preach, the leader of Tongtian religion was dissatisfied, so he left without hesitation.Di Xin felt no regrets.Fighting with a saint is not good for him.Moreover, triangles are always stronger than straight lines.Lao Tzu's human education is just a decoration.Only when the two teachings of elucidation and Western teachings are combined with the Western teachings, the tripartite confrontation can be regarded as stable.

Kong Xuan was very dissatisfied at first when he heard that he was on the list of gods, but after learning about the situation at that time, he weighed it up and felt that it was much better to stay in the East than to go to the West.However, this proud peacock still has some misunderstandings in his heart, so he temporarily leaves Chaoge, and will not see him again until the day when he becomes a god.

Hearing that the Xiqi rebels were defeated, Bo Yikao committed suicide in the prison, leaving only the words "ashamed to Wang En".This person died sooner or later, but he died at this time, but he didn't know what he was thinking.Bo Yi passed the exam during the period of Conferring Gods, and because there was no Battle of Ten Thousand Immortals, there were still many vacancies on the list, so Bo Yi was admitted to the Conferred Gods List.Now, the Xiqi rebellion has failed, and Bo Yikao has neither a father nor a younger brother who is a king, so he naturally does not have the air of an emperor.The position of Emperor Ziwei was already occupied by Di Xin.Bo Yikao has no predestined relationship with the "should have" honor, and only occupies the position of a small god.

Rebellion was supposed to exterminate the nine clans.However, let's not say that the Xiqiji family was passed down from Xuanyuan Huangdi, but just talk about the Xiqi rebellion, and the participation of Chanjiao in it, for the sake of Yuanshi Tianzun's face, the punishment cannot be too high.Therefore, the main members of the Ji clan were imprisoned near Chaoge, and the others were exiled to remote poor mountains and rivers to fend for themselves.The main culprit, Ji Fa, is still alive, so naturally the other princes can't be killed—they should all be locked up, too.

A lot of things have happened, Jiang Shang was ordered by the saints to preside over the conferment of the gods.The god position is not full, so there is no shortage of old man Jiang.However, since he is one of the gods, he naturally does not have the privilege of commanding the gods——Old Jiang looks very happy.

After conferring the gods, Emperor Xin Chuan took his seat in the suburbs, and with the courtiers who were on the same list as the gods, he soared in the daytime, leaving behind countless legends.

The story behind Fengshen

Who will win the no.1 "Rafflesia"

Daji: Bishop Lord!The little demon will be your dowry. When the time comes, don’t forget to let me be your aunt~ Guiren Wang: Someone from Chanjiao~ Jiang Ziya will be your dowry. He has always wanted to return to the teacher’s school.

Hu Ximei: The son of the Phoenix is ​​the best~

Concubine Huang: Bo Yi Kao!Your Majesty, Prince Xibohou can't control you. When the time comes, what kind of sages stop teaching, beauties who explain teachings, and what kind of General Kong, hugging left and right, isn't it up to you?

It is said that Concubine Huang was originally a celebrity on the list of gods, but under the joint protest of several great gods, she was crossed out.

no.2 prehistoric gossip

In order to instigate internal strife among the Eastern saints, the Zhunti sage framed Yin Shang Emperor Xin and made him molested the two saints in succession.

Zhunti sage is in love with Nuwa sage, shy in heart, and confesses his love through Di Xin's mouth.The leader of Tongtian sect was full of jealousy and ran away with his rival in love.

Zhunti sage admired the leader of Tongtian, and used Nuwa as a shield.The brothers and sisters didn't know the truth, and they joined forces to beat up the fool.

Fighting is kissing and scolding is love, what is the reason for the chaotic group of three saints? ——Is the Zhunti sage straight or curved?

Taiqing & Yuqing & Fuxi: Let's beat Zhunti again.

no.3 thanks

Yuqing (frowned): The Western religion is a foreign religion, why did he come to the East to preach?

Di Xin (seriously): This is a thank you gift from the widow to the Zhunti sage.

Yuqing (confused): What kind of thank you gift?

Di Xin (shy): Thank you for the matchmaker.

……

Taiqing & Yuqing: Brother Zhunti, follow me to discuss the Tao in the depths of chaos.

no.4 First sight

Nuwa sage sitting upright in a shrine

Di Xin: Buddha in the flesh?Stone statues become fine? !Help! ! !

Master Tongtian sits in the shrine

Di Xin: Qinggu Gaohua, this is the only beauty I have ever seen in my life~

Kong Xuan held his head high

Di Xin: Aiqing is so gorgeous!

teach someone to be cold-hearted

Di Xin: This Taoist priest has a good face.

Boyi Kao sitting upright playing the piano

Di Xin: Gentle and moist as jade, a gentleman is dignified.

Saint Yuqing stands with his hands behind his back

Di Xin: This uncle is so graceful and luxurious.

Taiqing sage smiles kindly

Di Xin: ...It turns out that old people are also beautiful...

Daji frowned slightly

Di Xin (flying): The widow's plush! ! !

no.5 achievements

Reporter from the ncf community: Emperor Xin of the Shang Dynasty reigned for nearly 20 years and made outstanding achievements.He abolished the enfeoffment system, vigorously promoted the system of prefectures and counties, and became a veritable master of the world.He promoted the integration of sects and laid the foundation for the future contention of a hundred schools of thought.He also... Then, my lord, what is your greatest achievement in this life?

Di Xin: The widow's greatest achievement in this life?It should be...invented toilet paper, met many beauties, and gained fans like you. (For character expressions, please substitute Professor Lockhart in hp)

ncf club reporter: ... (fainted out of excitement)

no.6 If crossing

Mysterious character: Majesty, have you heard of "Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows"?

Di Xin: Lu Xiaofeng?It sounds like a girl.But four eyebrows?This Miss Lu's makeup must be amazing.

Mysterious Character: No way, Lu Xiaofeng is very famous.

Di Xin: How does it compare with the widows?

Mysterious character: ...What about Ximen Chuuxue?

Di Xin: I know this, isn't it the swordsman who had a cold face, a cold sword, and a cold heart, and finally froze himself to death?

Mysterious Character: ...Yes.Your Majesty, do you want to wear it to meet him?

Di Xin: No need, I have spells, so I don't need such inferior air conditioners.

Mysterious character: ...

Mysterious character: Master, do you want to explore the mysteries of another world?

Master Tongtian: Good.

In another time and space, King Zhou hugged the vixen to die in various ways

Master Tongtian: Where is the evildoer, dare to appear as the emperor? ! (He slapped King Zhou to death, and shared it with Di Xin as a joke when he returned)

Mysterious character: ... tt (busy to mend the derailed fate)

Mysterious character (pretending to be a courier): ... There is one traveler, please sign for it.

Daji: It's so strange, it's under the law of heaven, and there is no such person, what should I do? ... There is no such person~ That is, you will not be found if you do anything~ Oh hehe~ An hour later, the stuffed fluffy lying on the grass basking in the sun after eating and drinking.

Mysterious character: ... (The transmigrator who died before leaving school is slapping his desk and yelling loudly)

……

Mysterious character (intern in the Travel Department): In the future, I will not be able to find this kind of old man for business.

no.7 If everyone knows the "plot"

Empress Nuwa: So that's how it is... (30 favorability with Di Xin)

Master Tongtian: Humph! (favorability towards Taiqing & Yuqing -50)

Taiqing Saint: Alas...

Saint Yuqing: Junior brother, I... I'm going to beat Zhunti!

Receiving the saint: Amitabha, when is it time to repay the injustice... Junior Brother, I have wronged you...

Zhunti Saint: ... t_tWhy is it always me who gets hurt?

Daji (scared): I'd better be a pet honestly.

Wang Guiren (angry): Jiang Ziya, you hit me!And burn me to death! ! !

Jiang Ziya (anxiously): That's not me!

Bo Yi Kao (looking at Di Xin adoringly): So the Great King is really my god!

Concubine Huang: Zishou!A friend's wife can't be bullied!How dare you attack my girl? !Are you sorry for me? !

Nezha, who was cut from most of the scenes: Conferring gods is a matter for adults, and underage children like me who have taken hormones will not get involved.

no.8 After Conferring the Gods

Di Xin (studying Tiantiao): Every smart person who intends to commit crimes must study the law and understand the law, and take advantage of the loopholes in the law...

Wen Zhong (crying bitterly): The old minister has owed the grace of God and caused many fellow Taoists to die. I hereby plead guilty to the king!

Di Xin: ... (come a dog and eat the widow's conscience)

Bo Yi Kao: A minister is just a mortal, with what virtue and ability, he was able to become a god.

Di Xin: Without the sound of Aiqing's piano, I can't sleep at night, and I don't know what to eat.

Kong Xuan (displeased): Why do I have to be on the list of gods?

Di Xin: In order to prevent you from being robbed of your marriage.

Di Xin: True Monarch Erlang, please stop!

Yang Jian: What is the emperor's order?

Di Xin: I want to ask Zhenjun about one thing.

Yang Jian: I would like to hear the details.

Di Xin: Among the three generations of disciples of your religion, who is good at the art of transformation?

Yang Jian: ...What is the emperor doing?

Di Xin: It's nothing, just ask him for a divination.

Yang Jian:……

Di Xin: True Monarch?How are you?

Yang Jian: I have heard for a long time that the emperor is superb in martial arts, but the little god is not talented, so I want to ask the emperor for advice!please!