[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

The doubt about Erlang God was just a thought, but it was forgotten in a blink of an eye. Di Xin left the Heavenly Court and flew directly to Biyou Palace.

What?apprentice?Come on, that's just a milk doll, I haven't been to a teacher, isn't it.

In Biyou Palace, Kong Xuan had already left.The Master Tongtian gave Di Xin a volume of formation diagrams, saying that it was the Zhou Tian Xingdou formation of the Yaozu back then, and asked him to study it by himself, and then threw Di Xin out of Biyou Palace.

It was not the first time he was thrown out. Di Xin straightened his sleeves indifferently, and swiped his hand in front of him. The plain brocade robe turned into a silver-gray Taoist robe.Today, Western religion has not yet broken away from Taoism, and people who practice Taoism still hide their real bodies from time to time, playing games in the world-the world still respects Taoist priests.Of course, those who wear Taoist robes, cheat and deceive the people, if they are accidentally exposed, their fate will be very miserable.Silver-gray, both cold and dirty, is a color that is very suitable for Di Xin's appearance and cuteness.

Yes, Biyou Palace didn't welcome him, so Di Xin simply went to the human world.

——Everyone in Heaven will cry, really will cry.

At this time of the mortal world, it is not suitable to travel.

The descendants surnamed Ji won the world, and the name of the country was Zhou.In order to appease the heroes, he followed the ancient system and sealed up several princes.These big shots are too busy gathering power in their hands to care about people's livelihood.The common people still have lingering fears about the previous war, and they are busy every day just to have a bite to eat.As for the meals, in Di Xin's words, they are all dark dishes.

There's really no fun in such a world.

Finally, Di Xin's conscience realized—the fun of playing was lost—he went back to take a look at his apprentice, and then conjured up a wooden house on a nearby hill and stayed there.

It is not his purpose to take care of his apprentices, but to study the Zhou Tian Xing Dou formation.

Di Xin looked at the sky at night, but he didn't study the formation diagram clearly, but found a problem - the stars in the sky seemed to be different.

When he was still a mortal, Di Xin didn't understand astrology.He only knows that the twelve signs of the zodiac are all golden and chattering.When he went to heaven, people's names were hung under the stars. Di Xin remembered the faces, but forgot the stars.However, at least he is one of the stars, and he can still discover such a bright "belt" in the starry sky.So, what happened, even the starry sky has changed.

Di Xin asked the subordinates staying in the Heavenly Court to discuss what had happened. After a while, Fluffy sent back the news.

But it is said that there is a female fairy under the queen mother, who practiced in the heaven before she became a god.Among the many female fairies, her appearance is only considered to be above average, her magic power is not high, and she doesn't have much ability to show her hands.She has a quiet personality, and usually everyone only knows that there is such a person, but her name is unknown.Because she weaves clouds and clouds all day long, she has the title of "Weaver Girl".

On that day, for some reason, Zhinu went to the world to play in the water, but the fairy clothes were stolen by the mortal cowherd.Seeing that the man who stole the clothes was strong and handsome, Zhinu went to Wushan together with him, and stayed in the mortal world for three full years, giving birth to a son and a daughter.

The Weaver Girl and the Cowherd are loving husband and wife, and their sons and daughters form a pair. It is a good time for harmony and beauty, but somehow, the matter is revealed, and the heavenly soldiers descend to the earth to capture the Weaver Girl back to the heaven.The cowherd is just an ordinary person, but the old scalper he raises is extraordinary.The cow is a monster who has practiced for many years but is still too simple and honest. Seeing that the hostess was captured and ran away, he uttered "moo" twice, signaling the cowherd to ride on his back.Marrying a wife is a fairy, and raising a cow is unusual. The cowherd has long been accustomed to his life and has become fantasy.He looked left and right, took a pole, loaded a pair of children, and rode on the old scalper.The old scalper jumped into the air, rose from the ground, and chased the heavenly soldiers and generals, and was about to catch up.At this moment, the Queen Mother took off her hairpin and swiped it into the air, a Milky Way appeared in the air, blocking the Cowherd's way.Then, the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals left Zhinu behind and returned to the Heavenly Court.The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl look at each other across the Milky Way, very sad.

After telling the story, Daji sighed, "It would be great if a healthy man would recommend himself as a pillow after I finish washing..."

Di Xin was speechless for a moment, and said, "Go and play with your Bo Yi Kao."

Daji hummed coquettishly, but remained silent.

The story of Cowherd and Weaver Girl has been heard countless times in my previous life, original version, pirated version, adaptation, spoof, now knowing that it really happened, Di Xin only feels that there are countless flaws.

Zhinu is not a fairy of Siyun, and the clouds in the sky are not born because of her.Her real job is to weave unique clouds and decorate the sky when the gods are feasting.Such a fairy, unless he catches up with a feast like the Pantao Festival, will not be found after disappearing for a month.There is nothing serious in Tiangong recently, why did she show up after only three days away?

Besides, the Queen Mother draws the Milky Way with a hairpin—why is it so laborious, if a thunderbolt kills the cowherd and the old scalper, it will end?Why bother!

The weirdest thing is the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals—what are you doing by throwing Zhinu on the way?

Well, what Di Xin is most curious about is what the "crime of Sifan" is.

There is such a rule in the Tiantiao that "immortals should not think of ordinary people".All the other heavenly rules clearly stated what kind of punishment would be imposed if they were violated, except for the rule of "Don't think of ordinary people", which is completely clean behind, and there is nothing.It is strange for a law to be written in this way.So, what is the punishment for violating this day's rule?

Let’s not mention those flirtatious fairies and generals in the sky. There is no established fact, no evidence, and it is difficult to arrest and liquidate.

Back then, the younger sister of the Jade Emperor married a mortal in private and gave birth to two sons and a daughter. The second child was the famous Zhenjun Erlang.The female fairy was first crushed on Peach Mountain, her husband and eldest son were chopped into coke, and then Erlang God split the mountain to save his mother, and the Jade Emperor directly executed his own sister.Because of this, Erlang God and Jade Emperor have been at loggerheads.

What about Zhinu today?A galaxy is all there is to punishment.Wait, was she really punished?There is more than one way from the mortal world to the heaven, and Nantianmen is the most formal one.The gods hold their own identities, and most of them go to the Nantianmen.How could the queen mother cut off the way of all the immortals because of a fairy who thought of mortals?In fact, the Milky Way has nothing to do with Nantianmen at all.Weaver Girl can't cross the Milky Way—this is debatable—but it doesn't say she can't leave the Milky Way.Take a long detour, there is no pressure to go down to earth.

I don't know what Erlang God thinks when he looks at Zhinu.

Three months after settling on the top of the mountain, Di Xin discovered something that made him helpless.When he said that Yao Niang could remarry, it seemed that the former empress dowager had some misunderstandings.

At that time, Di Xin said that Yao Niang could remarry, and he said it as the elder of her husband's family.However, Yao Niang didn't know who Di Xin was.All she knew was that an outsider like "Beichen Immortal" said that she could remarry.Immortal, is he implying something?

Regardless of the fact that she had given birth to a child and was a queen mother, Yao Niang is really not that old - she can catch up in the second stage of middle school, which is the age when princess diseases are most common.Suddenly found that a fairy was interested in her, Yao Niang moved her heart.Di Xin has a handsome appearance and an imposing aura. He pretends to be cold and cold, and has the aura of a fairy, which is very attractive to women.It would be nonsense to say that Yao Niang has a deep affection for him because of this.Women at court are always more realistic.Compared with the old lady of the disciple of the immortal, the wife of the immortal is better, isn't it?

So, a purse today, a handkerchief tomorrow, and a bowl of porridge the day after tomorrow—should I thank you for not bringing the tonic?

Finally, Di Xin became impatient.He ordered Xianhe not to carry Yao Niang to his side.

Then, Yao Niang seemed to understand something, and stopped offering courtship.It's just that occasionally Di Xin got interested and went to see his young apprentice. Yao Niang's sad eyes made his skin crawl all over the ground.

When a responsible man encounters troubles, he will try his best to resolve them.A man who has no sense of responsibility will just walk away, out of sight and out of mind.Not only is Di Xin capricious and irresponsible, he is not a man at all.His apprentice was originally a herd, and now he doesn't even look at it.

Being treated so coldly, Yao Niang's thinking was that she had no idea, oh no, it was probably a little bit - the Arctic Immortal should be in seclusion, but fortunately she didn't have anything to do with him, otherwise, how would she live alone in this empty room ?

These are good times, for creatures that are not human.Because of the rules set by the sages, most of the gods stayed away from the lives of mortals, and a few who were unwilling to be lonely stayed in the mortal world, occasionally showing a little abnormality unconsciously.For nearly 300 years, monsters and humans have lived together, and people have a high tolerance for strange and mysterious things.In fact, ordinary people can't tell the difference between monsters and Taoist cultivators.Even though the law is biased towards human beings, no amount of compensation will be of any use if he is accidentally shot to death by a monster.People are used to being in awe of existences with special powers, and avoid pinning resentment on these things.

Yao Niang called Di Xin an "immortal", and sincerely hoped that he was an immortal.As for another possibility, Yao Niang couldn't say for sure, and forced herself to ignore it.When she felt that the "immortal" was interested in her, her girlish heart inevitably wavered.The resentment after that can't be blamed on her. A hopeless person longs for someone to rely on, and the secretion of hormones cannot be controlled all at once.After all, she has been in the harem for many years. If she hadn't caught up with the rebellion, she would still be the last one with a smile.Soon, Yao Niang withdrew her mind and raised her child honestly.As for remarrying or something, ha!How can the ex-empress dowager think of those big men who don't even know how to take a bath at the foot of the mountain?

——Therefore, it is completely unnecessary for Di Xin to hide from Yao Niang.

——This guy underestimates the wisdom of women too much.In vain, he was a real woman in his previous life.

—Maybe that's why he changed gender?How can there be a sense of joy of suddenly realizing the truth?

Di Xin said, thank you, otherwise he would be driven crazy by menstruation.

—and maybe have a baby, thank you.