[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

"Sage of Taiqing?" Di Xin turned his head back abruptly and asked in a low voice.

"Taishang Laojun" smiled in a low voice, which was a tacit consent.

"You came here this time... but something big is about to happen?" Di Xin asked cautiously.It is unusual to be able to "transform" Taishang Laojun.

"Watching a play." "Taishang Laojun" said.

Di Xin was speechless for a moment.The way of the Taiqing sage lies in "doing nothing".What is inaction?It's just that I don't do anything, just watch you fluttering with relish.Yes, the Taiqing sage doesn't seem to care about anything, but he is actually a top gossip lover.The so-called "gossip lovers" like to collect gossip, share gossip, and push it when necessary to make gossip more "laughing".Di Xin deeply suspected that the Taiqing sage put an avatar in the heaven just to collect gossip.There is nothing to say about collecting gossip, just listen more, read more, and calculate more.There is nothing to say about promoting gossip. As long as the saint wants to do what he wants to do, as long as it doesn't disrupt the Three Realms, no one dares to stop him.The key is "sharing".

"Sharing" is a technical activity.First of all, the person you want to share with must understand the art of gossip and be able to understand the meaning of saying everything without saying it. Otherwise, everything will be explained thoroughly. It is not sharing gossip, but giving lectures to children. What fun is there left?Second, the person you share with needs to know what to say and what not to say.Gossip in the eyes of many saints is fatal to some gods. Once it gets out, the person who talks about it will certainly be unlucky, and he, a saint who takes other people's important matters for fun, can't bear it.Third, the object of sharing must have enough sources of information.Come and go, it's a good time to play happily.Fourth, the object of sharing has enough experience.The entanglement of cause and effect in this world may cause one to get involved at any time, and one cannot get out of it. If one day the gossip gets on one's body, one turns one's face and denies others, it will be meaningless.Finally, the object of sharing must be measured.Don't think that nothing will happen if you can talk to a saint.Don't do what you shouldn't do. Once you do it, don't forget that the Taiqing sage is "inaction".

After several selections, he was calculated by the sage, and successfully counterattacked, occupying the position of Ziwei, and Di Xin, who had a good relationship with the saints and had nothing to do, fell into the eyes of the Taishang Laojun.From time to time, the two chattered a few words in Tushita Palace.After chatting a lot, Di Xin found that the information Taishang Laojun knew was not equal to his god position, and felt that this old man was too bold to say anything, so he made a few insinuations under suspicion.Taishang Laojun is also a bachelor, seeing that he has exposed his flaws, he simply performed a "big transformation".Only then did Di Xin realize how deep the water in Heavenly Court was.Because all this happened in Tushita Palace, no one else could spy on it, so those who knew Laojun's identity didn't know that he had dropped his vest in front of Di Xin.

Whether it is the Taishang Laojun or the Taiqing Saint, they don't like "spoilers".Di Xin didn't expect the "Taishang Laojun" to reveal anything.In fact, he has revealed something - since it is a "drama", it is not a big deal, at least, it does not involve saints, nor does it involve them, the gods who have been on the list of gods and entered the system of heaven.It has nothing to do with me, isn't it just "watching a play"?

The old god Di Xin waited for the arrival of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

After a while, the Queen Mother of the Jade Emperor stepped up to the throne.After the salute, the first thing they said was astonishing.

Modify the rules?Tiantiao has existed since ancient times. It is said that it evolved from the law of heaven, and has some relationship with the one in Zixiao Palace.Even the Lord of the Three Realms must follow the rules of heaven.Of course, the Lord of the Three Realms is the Lord of the Three Realms after all, so he can use his authority to slightly change the rules of heaven.What the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother can change is the rules of heaven, not the laws of heaven.The rules of heaven that deviate from the way of heaven are bound to pass the test of the way of heaven before they can be implemented.The rules of heaven are just a few rules, how to bear the test of the way of heaven?The way of heaven wants to test the new rules of heaven, so it can only go to the gods who changed the rules of heaven.It's not good for you to pass this test. If you don't pass it, you will be injured, lose your realm, reincarnate and rebuild, or just lose your soul, it depends on your luck.No god is willing to deal with Tiandao in this way.Changing the rules of the day is completely thankless!

——What medicine did the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother take wrongly, and why did she die like this?

It is not popular in heaven to persuade, and the immortals put on a submissive face and watched indifferently as the most noble couple in the three realms lost their IQs and died.

Seeing that there was no objection from the immortals, the Queen Mother told the contents of the Tiantiao changes.In fact, it is not considered a change, it can only be said to be an addition.This way the test will indeed be much less.The queen mother expanded the definition of "sifan", and on the basis of "messing up the relationship between men and women, creating established facts", she included private flirting, and being unable to bear loneliness.

It's fine to flirt with each other in private, hold a small hand, or fall in love, at least it's targeted.Then why stealing YY by yourself is also breaking the law?Queen Mother, are you going to wipe out all the gods in heaven?How many of the gods in the heaven are husband and wife.What do you and Jade Emperor do?

The gods on the list of gods don't care about this.They are all established in the way of heaven, and they have iron rice bowls. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother have no right to knock them down from the gods.For other punishments, just treat it as a holiday.

Apart from those on the Conferred God List, most other gods don't care about it.There are many gods in heaven who secretly fall in love.Those are all little fairies, little servants, real juniors, and they are not qualified to enter the Lingxiao Palace.Most of the gods who can come here are well-trained, pure-hearted and ascetic.Even if there are a few who are lonely and secretly yelling in their hearts - they all say "in their hearts", who would know?

There are also a few who disagree.However, it takes courage to refute the Queen Mother in public.They looked left and right, and no one wanted to be the first bird.

"Since all the lovers have no objection..." The Queen Mother's words were interrupted, and Zhenjun Erlang put forward objections against the Queen Mother's displeased gaze.

The Queen Mother reacted violently.She first spoke grandly about the harms of being in love with gods, and then reprimanded Yang Jian sternly, completely disregarding his status as an educating disciple, and scolded him bloody.

The Queen Mother was furious, Erlang Zhenjun was helpless, and Taibai Jinxing and other old gods stepped forward to make peace.Taibai Jinxing kept begging the Queen Mother to appease her anger, and persuaded Zhenjun Erlang to say less, but he never mentioned the content of the dispute between the two.Finally, Zhenjun Erlang succumbed, the Queen Mother was sympathetic, and the change of the rules of heaven was a foregone conclusion.

As the immortals left the Lingxiao Palace, Di Xin deliberately walked slowly, paying attention to the "Taishang Laojun" who was walking slowly.

Someone was sneaking a peek, and the "Taishang Laojun" naturally discovered it.He smiled and said: "The old Taoist got a new batch of pills today, can the emperor have the time to taste it?"

"How can such a good thing happen without me? Let's go together!" Di Xin laughed.

When they arrived at Tushita Palace, the "Taishang Laojun" dragged Di Xin like a hospitable host, and talked about the properties of the elixir.

Di Xin sighed quietly.Di Xin also wanted to learn this alchemy technique.However, no talent means no talent. Taishang Laojun nagged him many times, but he barely figured out how to distinguish the purpose and quality of pills. As for how to make pills, he was completely at a loss.

Seeing Di Xin's impatient look, "Taishang Laojun" also sighed, and said, "Dead wood can't be carved!"

"Didn't you already know?" Di Xin said without shame.

"Laojun" shook his head and said, "What do you think of the emperor's affairs today?" The gossip time officially began.

"It's weird." Di Xin said.

"Then tell me, what did you see?" asked the "Old Monarch".

"The rule of heaven about 'Si Fan' is very weird." Di Xin said, "Not to mention that the intercourse of yin and yang is part of the law of heaven, but just talking about the practice methods that are spread today, the Eastern Taoism has its own The method of double cultivation is also somewhat related to Xuanyuan Huangdi. In the West... I don’t know much, but there should be similar methods. Such a rule of heaven is there, but how do those with great supernatural powers deal with themselves? Let’s not talk about others, the Jade Emperor Aren't you and the Queen Mother a couple?"

"What else?" asked the old man.

"The article of heaven only says 'Immortals are not allowed to think of ordinary people', but it doesn't mention the punishment after violation. How can there be any law?" Di Xin said, "Probably there is no regulation on how to punish, and the final decision is left In the hands of those two. Compared with the tragedy of Zhenjun Erlang's family, Zhinu's luck is astonishingly good."

"Old Monarch" listened, nodded, stroked his beard, and said, "Not only the two you mentioned, but also the Jade Emperor and the Seven Princesses of the Queen Mother."

"Princess Seven? That female fairy who always wears purple? What's wrong with her?" Di Xin said.

"Some time ago, the seventh princess went down to the realm and married a man named 'Dong Yong'. I didn't expect that after only a hundred days, the incident would be discovered. The Jade Emperor sent heavenly soldiers and generals to capture the seventh princess. At that time, the seventh princess had already died. She was pregnant, and the queen mother aborted the fetus on the spot on the grounds that the mortal fetus could not go to heaven with the princess. The fetus has not yet formed, so naturally it cannot survive. Since the seventh princess returned to the heaven, she has locked herself in the palace, and no one I'll see you." "Old Monarch" has nothing to do with himself, and the misfortune of the Seventh Princess is just something for him to talk about for a while.

"Compared to the Seventh Princess, the Weaver Girl's experience is not a punishment at all." Di Xin frowned slightly, and said, "I always thought that the elbows were turned inward. How can the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother be tolerant of outsiders?" , be strict with your own family?"

"Laojun" smiled when he heard the words, and said, "There is a public case here."

"Oh? Would you like to hear more about it?" Di Xin leaned forward slightly, and said with great interest.

"Laojun" stroked his smooth white beard, and said with a smile: "How much does the emperor know about Erlang Zhenjun's family?"

"The Jade Emperor's sister married a mortal in private and gave birth to three children. The Jade Emperor was furious and summoned thunder, killed her brother-in-law and eldest nephew, and suppressed her sister under Taoshan. Mother, but the Jade Emperor sent someone to execute the younger sister." Di Xin thought for a while, and said, "I heard that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were two boys in front of the Taoist ancestor, so where did the younger sister of the Jade Emperor come from?"