[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

Tathagata thought for a while in Ziwei Palace, and finally recovered.When he left, he was that golden fat man again.

The monstrous monkey making trouble in the Heavenly Palace was suppressed by the Tathagata Buddha under Wuzhi Mountain, and this farce finally came to an end.

After successfully subduing the demon monkey and the peaches ripening, the Jade Emperor ordered people to tidy up the messy heaven and hold the peach meeting again.The gods of the east and the Buddha of the west are all invited.Looking at the Jade Emperor's face that reads "Happy and Ben", and writes "Suffering and Enmity", the big guy didn't dare to make a fuss.

At the end of the Peach Fair, Di Xin was blocked by a swarm of bees.They tried to show cuteness with inverted triangle eyes, and their king only felt deep malice.

In order for the inverted triangular eyes to no longer be filled with bloodthirsty colors, and for the little bee to return to normal as soon as possible, Di Xin sighed and reluctantly returned to Ziwei Palace.I think that when I was the king of the Yin and Shang Dynasties, I didn't think the government affairs were so troublesome. Why do I want to sleep now after reading the memorial?Sure enough, there is no motivation without pressure.

In fact, Di Xin really has nothing to complain about.Although the little bees he raised have been hovering on the verge of blackening, the work has never been left behind.Di Xin had already trained the little bees well before letting go and running away.He just needs to make up his mind.No, in this place of heaven, everything is already set, just follow the rules, and you don't even need him to make up your mind.

——So what are you going to do?Don't read it if you see that the widows are too idle and unbalanced!How can a happy "immortal" life start from torturing each other?

Di Xin held the official document and sent it for a long time. He took out a pen and paper, and tried to make a "500-year development plan". Then, he found that this corner of heaven would not change in 1000 years. To make a plan, you have to do it for 5000 years. of. →＿→Returning 5000 years to China, I can compile history textbooks for junior high school students.

It took Di Xin three days to process the accumulated official documents, and another five days to put on airs of Emperor Ziwei.In the next 20 days or so, he began to talk to the group of bees under his command, using threats and lures all over the place.Finally, at the end of the month, the inverted triangular eyes of the little bee disappeared.

Happily stuffing the fox into his sleeves, Di Xin plans to skip work again.This time, we must not leave the naughty pet behind.

In some respects, the Jade Emperor was really a benevolent emperor.He ignored the unbearable habits of many other kings, such as Zhenjun Erlang's obedience to the tune, such as the sleepiness of the Taishang Laojun, and the skipping of work by Emperor Ziwei.

This time in the lower realm, Di Xin didn't even say hello, it's rare that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother ignored him.

When he came to the mortal world, Di Xin's first stop was the Five Elements Mountain.At the beginning, the palm of the Buddha turned into a mountain peak and suppressed Sun Monkey.The mountain where monkeys are suppressed is jokingly called "Wuzhi Mountain".This mountain is called the Five Elements Mountain in the mortal world. I don't know what allusions the mortals have attached to it, and it is quite famous.

Yes, Di Xin came to watch the monkey.

Monkey Sun, who was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, lost the prestige of the day.I saw that its body was pressed under the mountain, and only one head was exposed.The monkey's head was covered with dust and grass clippings, the two coquettish phoenix feathers on top of its head had been broken, and most of its face was covered by wildly growing weeds.

The monkey was listless, but his ears were still bright.Before Di Xin approached, it raised its head.At this time, the monkey no longer had the arrogance to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace. It said, "Which one are you? What are you doing here?" No wonder it didn't recognize Di Xin.At that time, the monkey was drunk and only recognized the clothes but not the person, or in other words, only recognized the color of the clothes but not the person.Now that Di Xin was wearing a silver-gray Taoist robe, the monkey certainly couldn't recognize that the man in front of him was the "Old Jade Emperor" who tricked him.

——Speaking of which, does the Jade Emperor know that he has blamed Di Xin once?

Di Xin stretched out his hand and brushed, the dust on the monkey's head, the weeds covering the monkey's face disappeared, and even its broken crown fell to the ground.Di Xin stretched out his hand to touch the monkey's head, and said casually, "I'll come and see you...to prick your hand."

In the past, if someone dared to touch its head, the monkey would have jumped up and given that person a stick.now...

The monkey head turned around and rubbed against Di Xin's hand.The monkey said: "I have been pressed here for many years, and my scalp itches badly. Please give my grandson a scratch!"

Di Xin rubbed the monkey's head hard twice, and withdrew his hand under the monkey's appreciative gaze.

"Hey! Keep scratching!" the monkey shouted dissatisfied.

"I remember, your name is 'Monkey King'?" Di Xin said.

"Hey! Someone still remembers my grandson!" Monkey bared his teeth and said.

"Many people have not forgotten you." Di Xin said.

"Hey! Since you're here, let me out," said the monkey.

"Let you go?" Di Xin said, frowning slightly.

The Monkey King thought that the visitor didn't know how to let him out, so he explained patiently: "There is a pressing post on the mountain, if you uncover it, my old grandson will be able to come out by himself."

Hearing this, Di Xin raised his head, and saw that there was indeed a yellow cloth hanging on the mountain wall, and he wrote the six-character mantra "Om Mani Padme Hum", spreading the unique atmosphere of Buddhism.

"It's not the time yet, and I shouldn't be the one to reveal the pressing post." Di Xin shook his head slightly and said.

"What's the matter? Are you afraid that the curly-haired fat man will find trouble if he finds out? Don't worry, I, my grandson, will take responsibility for the accident and will never drag you down." Monkey King said eagerly.

"I have nothing to do with this press post, it's not a small thing to reveal." Di Xin shook his head again and said.

"How do you know if you haven't tried it?" Sun Wukong said unconvinced.

Di Xin smiled, and casually took a wild peach from the mountain, let alone washed it, without even wiping it, and stuffed it directly into the monkey's mouth.

Sun Wukong glared at Di Xin displeasedly, wanting to protest, but couldn't bear the peach in his mouth after all.As a monkey, it has not eaten a peach for decades.

——This is really a sad story.

After a little recollection of the monkey face with a peach in its mouth and wide eyes, Di Xin suddenly felt that this monkey was quite interesting.If it hadn't been involved in the sage's plan, it would be nice to pick it up and be with Daji as a companion.

——Daji said "hehe" twice, thank you for your innocence.

At this time, Di Xin had left the Marble Mountains and was traveling in the mortal world.He is now competing with the bottleneck of Jinxian's advancement to Taiyi Jinxian. What he needs is an idea, a lightening of his body, and he finds that he has figured out a certain reason, or resolves the cause and effect of the past.This momentary perception, time, place, and related people are not fixed.He went to the mortal world to try his luck—yes, he took a chance while he was playing.

Today's world is much more interesting than before.For example, with the expansion of the scope of human activities, some ingredients originating in the Western Regions have entered the lives of ordinary people.God knows how excited Di Xin was when he finally ate cucumbers!

Not long after Di Xin traveled, he caught up with the troubled times.He calculated the time, and it turned out that it was the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty.It is said that troubled times produce heroes, but in fact, troubled times also produce smart people.With so many smart people, they can always pick out a few "little bees".

——By the way, the troubled times after the Eastern Han Dynasty seem to be quite famous, what is it called...

As a "Taoist of Beichen", Di Xin had some dealings with many well-known counselors.What?Masters are hidden among the people, not being famous does not mean that they are not capable.Di Xin said that the inaction Taiqing sage was also famous all over the world when he made copies of the world.A person who has ability but does not seek fame or power, such an unmotivated person, is not worthy of being his "little honey (bee)".

——It feels cute to say "little bee" as "little honey"~ Di Xin, who puts on airs, is so majestic that people dare not look directly at him.When he was not putting on airs, he was handsome and comfortable, a noble son.His external image does not match the term "Xian Feng Dao Bone".Immortals don't necessarily have the attributes of immortality.For example, Kong Xuan, who is a person who is about to be promoted to a higher level, can only see heroism and splendor, but not immortality.The Jade Emperor, the head of an immortal in heaven and earth, took off his imperial clothes, and he was a fat middle-aged uncle.Ordinary people don't know what a fairy looks like, so they just eat the "immortal style bone".

If the appearance is not enough "fairy style", it can be made up with the inside.However, Di Xin could put on airs, reprimand his subordinates, flirt with beauties, sometimes flirtatious, and occasionally venomous, but he couldn't learn the hazy, mysterious and mysterious way of speaking.

It doesn't matter if the way of speaking is wrong, as long as you have real talents and practical learning.But the problem is that Di Xin is a pragmatist, he pursues the value of force in Taoism, understands the basic theory, and can apply what he has learned when needed, but it is absolutely impossible for him to say a paragraph from time to time.As for those strategies for governing the country, Di Xin consciously said that those did not match his status as an "outsider expert", so he simply didn't mention them.

He doesn't have a sense of immortality, doesn't know how to play tricks, and can't show his true talents and learning—it's not surprising that Di Xin is regarded as a charlatan who cheats on food and drink.

Di Xin took aim at a few "little bees", while observing secretly, while waiting for people to die to catch their souls.It's too troublesome to bring living people to heaven, not only to teach them how to cultivate immortals, but also to be careful that these guys see other good places and fly away with long wings.It's much easier to take the soul back, just treat it as your own slave ghost, and don't worry about people running away.After passing the probationary period and adapting to the work of the Heavenly Court, he went directly to the list of gods and became a god after death. There is no such thing as self-cultivation, and he just works honestly.

——Do you also know that your place is not a good place?

Don't want those who are too ugly, don't be too young, don't want to be rebellious, don't want to know people's livelihood, don't want those who are scheming and heartless, and Di Xin is there to pick and choose, crossing out the names of the candidates One, after decades, there is still not a single "little bee" caught.

Daji is very efficient. After going out to play for a while, she captured a soul - a muscular man with a hostile face.I don't know what Daji did to him, but that soul sneaks a glance at him from time to time, a little obsessed and a little jealous.

Naturally, Daji, a fox, would not pour out all her secrets. In front of that soul, she called Di Xin "Master" instead of "King" as she used to.

"Who is this? Why did you bring him here?" Di Xin asked, pointing at the soul.He only pays attention to civil servants who can be "little bees", not generals.