[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

Before the immortals had recovered from the matter of Donghua's upper immortal and lower realm, Lu Dongbin made a comeback.The future head of the Eight Immortals was stimulated somewhere. For the first time in the heavenly court, he talked about the beauty of the relationship between men and women, which offended the Queen Mother and made the Peony Fairy, who had already made up her mind to cut off her love, feel happy. ripple.

The Peony Fairy is a little fairy under the Queen Mother, who walks the rivers and lakes with the title of "the most beautiful".

Her title of "the most beautiful" is very moist.First of all, let's not talk about the beauty of the hairless fairy and the hairy female monkey in the eyes of the monkey grandson, but only say that the aesthetics are within the scope of normal human beings.Fairy-like beauties are popular in heaven. They are as elegant and refined as Chang'e, as bright and gentle as peonies, and they are all recognized beauties.The charming Daji is not favored.

——For the sake of your own style, even if you like bewitching beauties, you have to pretend to be dismissive.

The Peony Fairy is very beautiful, but to say that she is the most beautiful - any one of Sanxiao can kill her instantly.The appearance of the seven daughters of the Queen Mother is also above her.Not to mention Nuwa waiting for a saint.

In fact, many female fairies have received praises such as "the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms", "the most beautiful woman in the heaven", and "the most beautiful", such as Princess Yaoji back then, such as the youngest daughter of the Queen Mother, such as Chang'e.When they were in the limelight, such a name fell on them.When something happens to them, they make a mistake, or there is a female fairy who is more beautiful than them, the title of "most beautiful" does not belong to them.Only Xiaoxian, who has no skills and nothing to do, takes this kind of praise to heart.

The title of "most beautiful" seems to be favored by Yuelao.Every "most beautiful" female fairy must be tired of love.Yaoji is like this, Seven Fairies is like this, Chang'e who is a widow—well, with her, the unlucky thing is the man who likes her.Now, it's Peony Fairy's turn.

Peony Fairy likes Donghua Shangxian, it is a hopeless unrequited love.Before the Eight Immortals, Donghua Shangxian was determined to be a model immortal, and he never crossed the line in a word or deed.After the Eight Immortals Project was launched, he focused on the Eight Immortals and ignored everything else.

——So, under Donghua Shangxian's aloof appearance, there must be that kind of single-celled creature that can only think about one thing at a time.

Peony Fairy was entangled bitterly, but Donghua Shangxian thought of a way to make her give up.Then, Donghua was reincarnated, and Peony Fairy made up her mind to let go of love.If Donghua just disappeared, and when time passed and Peony Fairy let go of this relationship, what happened back then would be a youthful joke.However, Donghua had come back.Nalu Dongbin stared at Donghua's similar eyebrows, green and tender skin, and talked back to the Queen Mother with great fanfare.

——Donghua, you old goblin, what will Fairy Peony do to you!

The Queen Mother was finally completely disappointed in Fairy Peony and wanted to demote her to the lower world.The fairy next to the Queen Mother went down to the realm. For the sake of master and servant, she should arrange a good family, at least with a clean background.It's too unbearable, and her queen mother's face is not good-looking.However, the Queen Mother is not a normal fairy.She is mentally ill.It usually looks normal, but when you meet the fairy Sifan, she will show you the disease.The Queen Mother made the Peony Fairy fall into prostitution, in the euphemistic name of letting her see through love.

——If you want to give up on love, obviously the harem is the best place to go.

The Peony Fairy was demoted to the world because of Lu Dongbin.The Eight Immortals believe that it is their responsibility to guide the reincarnation of the Peony Fairy back to the fairy class.So, they went down to save the reincarnation of the Peony Fairy.

What?Emperor Ziwei?The so-called "things of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups" means that people who are together have certain similar characteristics. For example, the Eight Immortals are like Donghua, and they can only hold one thing in their minds at a time.Now, it is Peony Fairy in their minds.

——After recognizing the wrong boss and failing to recognize the boss, the Eight Immortals finally reached the highest level of forgetting the boss.

——Oh, don't say that, the demon Tongtian's subordinates are still committed to falling in love with and killing the Eight Immortals.

There was a Peony Fairy in the heaven, and a Baihua Fairy came.There will always be a beautiful and considerate maid by the Queen Mother's side. All the immortals are not surprised, and they praise Fairy Baihua as "the most beautiful fairy in heaven".

The Eight Immortals have never given up on the reincarnation of the Peony Fairy to become a fairy, but that one has already been blacklisted by the Queen Mother, how can she get the fairy fate again?Under the care of the Eight Immortals, Bai Mudan, the reincarnation of the Peony Fairy, died.She was always human.

The Eight Immortals have been tossing in the world for many years, many demons and goblins have been cleaned up, all teammates have been found, and all of them have successfully changed jobs, but because they lack the merit of killing the ultimate boss, they cannot officially return to their positions.They are just ordinary immortals, completely without the expected lofty status.

The Eight Immortals with a straight intestine will not think too much.They are often in the world without realizing their current status, which is very different from expectations.Taishang Laojun, who had been silently waiting for the arrival of high-quality coolies, became impatient.Donghua is not strong enough, and the Eight Immortals are even worse-the Taishang Laojun directly found Di Xin.

Upgrade the Eight Immortals?The emperor was embarrassed for a moment, and he didn't have a copy in his hand... Wait!He really has a copy number one.No, no, not Biyou Palace.Even if the Eight Immortals are the illegitimate children of Heavenly Dao, if they go to copy Biyou Palace, they will all be wiped out.

His floating island is still an empty shelf with only blueprints.Eight Immortals or something, go build a house.

Taishang Laojun's original intention was to let Di Xin set up a bureau, dig a hole for the Eight Immortals, and then work to pay off debts or something.Di Xin said coolly that the Eight Immortals are not qualified to ask him to dig a hole.

Well, as one of the top guys who were once buried in the Dixin Pit, it is really impossible for Taishang Laojun to shamelessly sell temporary workers like the Eight Immortals.

So what to do?Just say it.

Guide the NPC Taishang Laojun to tell the Eight Immortals that if he wants to officially return to his throne, he has to go to Emperor Ziwei to do hard work.Only then did the Eight Immortals remember that Donghua Shangxian once said that Emperor Ziwei was actually behind the scenes.

The Taishang Laojun was full of glory, and he couldn't see the evil of misleading Donghua back then.The Eight Immortals wanted to ask to understand, but retreated in the inscrutable smile of Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun's deep smile, that is the bottom-pressing stunt that the Taiqing sage has practiced hard for many years, and he can rely on this smile to eat after eliminating the sage's so-called cheating cultivation.

The Eight Immortals wanted to get in touch with Emperor Ziwei, to find out about him.They went to Ziwei Palace in a dignified manner, but they were sent to work under the hands of a mortal ghost without seeing Emperor Ziwei.The ghost asked them to build a house, but none of the Eight Immortals was born as a mason, so how could they build a house!What's even more exasperating is that the ghost turned out to be a perfectionist!

——May the sage of Taiqing bless the Eight Immortals and Dixin's little bee.

I don't know when, the Three Holy Mothers who are not in harmony with the heavenly court began to walk around the heavenly court, and there were many good girlfriends among the many female fairies in the heavenly court.The Queen Mother of the Jade Emperor was also happy to ease the relationship with the niece of the Nuwa Palace descendant, and gave her some showy work.If it wasn't for Fairy Baihua who was still in the limelight, the San Shengmu would prefer to practice in her Huashan dojo, and the title of "the most beautiful woman in the heaven" should be changed.

Contrary to San Shengmu's good popularity, Erlang God has a reputation of being completely rotten on the street, and even the immortals who came from teaching do not like to talk to him anymore.If it weren't for this man's high strength value, someone would have poked his spine and cursed.

That Yang Jian's approach is indeed incomprehensible.His family is the victim of Tian Tiao.As a survivor, he should hate that thing deeply. How can he be so dedicated to being a judicial god?It's not the kind of distorted personality that "you all have to taste what I have suffered".

Recently, that Erlang Zhenjun did not know why, and entered the state of indiscriminate attack, even the gods on the list of gods were not spared.

——Could it be that uncle is here?

The group on the list of gods cannot be demoted to the mortal world, nor can they be sealed.Years of life in the heavenly court made them old fritters. They said they would be punished on their front feet, but they "repented with death" on their back feet, and then they were resurrected with full blood.Hitting the magic whip can make them hurt for a long time, but most of them have backers.Those who didn't have a backer originally found a backer after so many years.Even if the fire is directed to them, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother can take the initiative to put it out.Tossing them is completely meaningless other than slapping them in the face and pulling hatred for themselves.I don't know what Zhenjun Erlang is going to do.

What puzzled the immortals the most was, didn't you Zhenjun Erlang dislike Emperor Ziwei?You are making trouble for him!Why are you always ignoring him!

Di Xin never cared about Erlang Zhenjun's aunt or uncle. It was his style to commit crimes against the wind. When the heavenly court was sternly catching the immortal Sifan, he left the heavenly court leisurely.

The Heavenly Court only said that the gods were forbidden to think of the mortal world, but they did not say that the gods were not allowed to leave the heavenly court, nor did they stipulate that the gods could not go to the mortal world, so Di Xin was not considered a violation of the rules.

Turning around in the world, Di Xin diverted to Biyou Palace to hang out.This time, he didn't even enter the door of Biyou Palace.

Facing the beauty with the sky-high face, the sky-high clothes, and the sky-high aura, Di Xin frowned and said, "Who are you?"

Tong Tian on the opposite side frowned slightly, and said, "Why, you don't even recognize me?"

"That guy has a huge spectrum. If he wants to see me, he will just wait in Biyou Palace; if he doesn't want me to go in, he will cast a spell and throw me out the moment I set foot on Jinao Island. He will never Be a welcoming boy at the gate of Biyou Palace." Di Xin sighed and said, "So, who are you?"

"Tong Tian" on the opposite side suddenly smiled, and there was a dimple on the left cheek.Like a naughty child, he said with a brisk tone, "Guess."

This style of painting...

The corners of Di Xin's lips twitched, and he said, "The incarnation of the three corpses? Are you... an evil corpse?" Tong Tian said, except for Daozu Hongjun who took the path of completely beheading the three corpses, the other saints became holy through merit.The original self is hard to kill, and the three Qings only kill the two corpses of good and evil.So, choose one of the two.The three corpses originated from the deity, so they naturally have the shadow of the deity.Compared with the kind, innocent and mischievous little angel living in Tongtian's heart, Di Xin is more willing to believe that the evil corpse of the sage has a little hobby of pretending to be obedient and deceiving.And most importantly...

"Why do you think I'm an evil corpse?" "Tongtian" tilted his head and asked curiously.