[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

If you want to spread gossip, spread it about the great people.If you are lucky enough to pass on the gossip of your immediate boss, it will be even more exciting.Of course, it is also necessary to be prepared to be retaliated.

Emperor Ziwei's wife is having an affair with the God of Justice—this gossip is too exciting!pass!It must be passed on!It will be passed on to death!

The parties are usually the last to know.The two, well, it should be that the hearts of the three parties are completely different.

Zhenjun Erlang's heart was broken.He really doesn't want to have anything to do with Emperor Ziwei at all!

Daji was elated and smiling.She is happy to have an affair with all male creatures who meet the standard of appearance, even if it is just a boring misunderstanding.

Di Xin calmly shared the matter with Taishang Laojun, who happily stroked his beard, saying that Erlang Zhenjun and Daji were quite suitable.

——So, Laojun, have you taken up the hobby of mixing water?Even if you want to play, don't snatch the fluff from the widow!

Hearing that Daji and Erlangshen had an ambiguous relationship, the Queen Mother didn't even frown.

That vixen is not a little girl who doesn't understand anything.Speaking of which, that fox is probably the god who "thinks of Fan" the most times.The other fairies are still playing art, and she has already dragged people to bed.She is also the Sifan fairy who repents the fastest.She would "repent" in such a decisive way as killing her lover.It didn't take long before she committed another crime.It's not that the Queen Mother hadn't tried to catch her, but, as it turned out, that was pretty boring.That fox is used to liking the new and loathing the old. Even if no one disturbs her, she will come back after playing for at most two years.

When Sifan's female fairy is not someone close to her, the Queen Mother's spirit is still very stable.She knew very well that in order to have fun in the future, Daji would not choose a man who couldn't be swallowed in one bite.

That heartless fox won't have too much to do with Erlang Zhenjun.I don't know which one is chasing rumors and spreading gossip.

The queen mother saw the truth at a glance.She took the opportunity to call Zhenjun Erlang, beat him up, and at the same time strengthen the management of Heavenly Court.

Forget about the gossip, just talk about Liu Chenxiang.Stimulated by the matter of the Three Holy Mothers, the seriously ill Queen Mother called all the immortals to the Lingxiao Temple, pushed Yunxia aside, and watched the "live broadcast" of Zhenjun Erlang's capture of Liu Chenxiang.

After all, this is not a major event that concerns the safety of the Three Realms. The Queen Mother said that all the gods will go, but in fact, only some low-ranking little gods go, and there are some lively and related things. immortal.

On behalf of Ziwei Palace, Daji and Bo Yikao went to Lingxiao Palace to receive a practical education on "forbidden to think about ordinary things".

Zhenjun Erlang went down to capture Liu Chenxiang, and after a few hours, he came back.He was called back by the Jade Emperor, because this guy was matched with Monkey King, and he completely forgot about Liu Chenxiang.

After that, there were all kinds of revelations.First, the Dragon King of the East China Sea said that Yang Jian killed his daughter, then Yang Jian destroyed antiques, and the finale was Yang Jian's crush on Chang'e.

The eyes of the immortals unconsciously aimed at Daji.Erlangshen had an affair with Daji on the front foot, but he admitted that he had another love on the back foot.I don't know what the Daji empress, who can be called a generation of demon concubine, thinks.

——Speaking of which, ever since the attack on Emperor Xin failed, that vixen has been very concerned about her own charm~ Daji raised a charming smile, twisted her waist and stepped out, ignoring the frowning Queen Mother above, and bypassing the relentless East China Sea The Dragon King and Monkey King stood in front of Yang Jian Tingting.

Zhenjun Erlang took half a step back unconsciously.

"What is Zhenjun hiding from me?" Daji took a step closer and said, "Zhenjun likes Chang'e?"

Zhenjun Erlang didn't know what kind of tricks this vixen was playing, so he kept silent.

Daji's smile became more and more beautiful.She raised her hand and slapped Zhenjun Erlang hard.Everyone was stunned by this slap.Gradually, all the immortals came back to their senses, showing such expressions as they really did.

Sun Wukong, who didn't know the previous scandal, poked the Dragon King of the East China Sea in the waist and asked, "Who is this woman? She's so amazing."

"Uh, she..." The Dragon King of the East China Sea only took a look at Daji from a distance when he was enshrining the gods. After nearly 2000 years, he still couldn't recognize her.

Daji heard Sun Wukong's question, turned around abruptly, glanced at the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and said: "This palace is the concubine Su of His Majesty Yin Shang Emperor Xin. Dragon King remember this time?"

Di Xin's name, among the aquarium, especially the Donghai aquarium, is enough to scare children into tears.Hearing Daji's self-introduction so coldly, the Dragon King of the East China Sea couldn't help shrinking his neck, and said tremblingly: "Yes, yes, I will never forget it." .But that mortal became the Emperor Ziwei of the Heavenly Court.The teammates of the Dragon Clan back then still didn't say anything, and they could pull a full-level master from the East China Sea at any time, with a number of masters as gifts, the old Dragon King had to be afraid.

Daji gave a soft "hmm", and turned her gaze to Zhenjun Erlang again.

Received a slap for no reason, Zhenjun Erlang came back to his senses, took three steps back hastily, and didn't intend to slap back at all.

"Zhenjun has already settled down with others, how dare he get entangled with a widow?" Daji said coolly.This is really vicious. "Widow" or something, she suddenly became a yellow-faced woman!

"...Why did the fairy say such a thing?" Zhenjun Erlang asked angrily.The expressions of the immortals are very... magical.

"Does Zhenjun still remember this?" Daji took out a scorched black object, held it in both hands, and held it in front of Zhenjun Erlang.

"This is... a tortoise shell?" Zhenjun Erlang said uncertainly.

"Sure enough, Zhenjun remembers. Back then you left without looking back, and the things you left behind... keep them well." Daji smiled slyly, "This can be regarded as a token of love."

The last time Zhenjun Erlang dealt with divination was 2000 years ago.That left a deep psychological shadow on him.Realizing what Daji was talking about, Zhenjun Erlang turned blue.

"It's inconvenient for that one to say anything, but I can't just watch you flirting with each other!" Daji said sternly.

Erlang Zhenjun's heart was "fucked" swiped, and he completely froze.

Seeing the performance of the immortals in shock and discussion, Daji smiled slightly.

——Anyone who dares to trample on the charm of this palace, this palace will make his life extremely miserable!

——Madam, Zhenjun Erlang is completely innocent! ! !

Zhenjun Erlang's face is green because of some inexplicable reasons.The queen mother's face is blue because of a vixen's mischief.The air in Ziwei Palace was frozen because of Emperor Ziwei's anger.

Originally, Di Xin turned on the water mirror in Ziwei Palace to watch the "live broadcast" of Lingxiao Palace.It's nothing, gods, they are actually the most undisciplined group of people.Retreating, being busy, waiting for a flower to bloom, waiting for a grass to wither, or simply being lazy—they always have various reasons to escape the call of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.As long as their reasons didn't touch the two dead spots and stimulate the queen mother to fall ill, most of the masters of the three realms would ignore them.From this perspective, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are very pleasing leaders.

Di Xin casually watched the bustle of the Lingxiao Palace.Even if the prestigious Erlang Zhenjun was tricked with blood all over his face, he just sighed that it had nothing to do with him. It turns out that there are not only "cheat fathers" but also "cheat uncles" in this world.Until Daji made such a fuss.

"Come back." Emperor Ziwei's chilly voice sounded from the bottom of Daji's heart.

The arrogant fox demon raised the corners of her lips, and responded in the depths of her heart: "My lord, wait until I see the excitement here."

Di Xin didn't say anything, and the gloom on his face couldn't be seen.

When Daji came back from the Lingxiao Palace twisting her waist, what greeted her was the coercion of Da Luo Jinxian.The vixen, who never cared about her cultivation, didn't hold on for a second, and just knelt down.

Daji lay on the ground, tried her best to prop up her upper body, raised her head tremblingly, looked at Di Xin pitifully, and called out aggrievedly: "My lord..."

"Today in Lingxiao Palace, why are you talking like that?" Di Xin said condescendingly, looking at Daji coldly.

"I just can't see that Erlang Zhenjun. He is obviously the king's favorite person, but he still flirts with each other. I don't know how interesting~" Daji said tenderly.

Di Xin looked at Daji indifferently and remained silent.The vixen wanted to get up, but was suppressed by Di Xin's breath and couldn't move.

The movement of Ziwei Palace alarmed the group of hard-working bees.They really felt the anger of Emperor Ziwei.That's right, even though he's in the heavens, this guy just cares about skipping work, and everyone almost forgets how powerful he was when he was a human emperor.This time, that vixen might not be able to please her.They couldn't bear to witness the tragedy, so they all chose to turn a blind eye.

Daji lay on the ground for a while, realizing that Di Xin was really angry.She lowered her head and said: "Okay~ I'm telling the truth~ That Erlang Zhenjun is like a mad dog, fighting against others everywhere. Several times, I was playing in the mortal world, but he disturbed my interest. Although I don't like Those mortals are always upset when they are interrupted when they are enjoying themselves. It’s fine once or twice, but Zhenjun Erlang has been troubling me all the time, so why don’t you allow me to take revenge?”

"So, you are using my name to cause trouble?" Di Xin asked.

"As long as he doesn't say it, who knows it's you?" Daji raised the corners of her lips slightly, and said, "Then Zhenjun Erlang didn't dare to say it before he could hide from you."

Di Xin sneered, his face was calm, neither sad nor happy, but his eyes became colder and colder.

Daji felt fear in her heart, and said timidly: "Your Majesty, you will not make things difficult for me because of an outsider, will you? You are the one who protects your own people the most!"

"What kind of family are you? Have you forgotten that the three of you are here to overthrow the Yin and Shang dynasties?" Di Xin said coldly, "Wang Guiren did not do anything harmful, and now he is married. , has nothing to do with me. Hu Ximei helped me to monitor the world, and she made a contribution. What about you? What did you do again?"

"Your Majesty, don't many years of companionship count as nothing in your eyes?" Daji mourned.

"I don't mind keeping a pet, giving her shelter, and letting her mess around. However, that can't be the scourge of a devourer." Di Xin sighed softly, and said, "You said 'years of companionship', let's see For the sake of 'years of companionship', I will not punish you this time. Daji, leave Ziwei Palace."