[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

Along the way, Taishang Laojun seemed to be in a hurry, but in fact he was in a trance, as he almost slammed his head into the pillar of the Nantian Gate.

"Old Lord, the door is this way!" Di Xin tugged on the belt of Supreme Old Lord, preventing him from entering the lotus pond.

"Uh...thanks a lot." Taishang Laojun was staggered, and finally regained some sanity, said awkwardly.

"Is there any problem with Lingbao?" Di Xin frowned and asked.It stands to reason that he and Taishang Laojun are just chatting friends, and their friendship has not reached the point of prying into each other's privacy.However, the Lingbao was already weird enough, and when Taishang Laojun saw the Lingbao, he also became weird.Di Xin couldn't help wondering if Lingbao had some kind of aura aimed at saints. Look at this old gentleman, who had just been photographed for a while, and became like this.

"Lingbao? You call him Lingbao?" Taishang Laojun was stunned for a moment, then said vaguely, "I have nothing to do with... Lingbao, just some misunderstandings before."

Probably finally realized his gaffe, and next, although Taishang Laojun was a little absent-minded, nothing went wrong.

Surrounded by immortal energy and resplendent in gold and jade, the Lingxiao Palace is still the same as before.The queen mother has a good appearance and a kind face. She no longer has the irritability and ruthlessness that hangs on the thread and can go berserk at any time.A mortal's life is only a few dozen days in heaven.With Wutian in the middle, it seems extremely long.

After all, Taishang Laojun is the incarnation of a sage, and it has been the ultimate way to lose his mind. After entering the Lingxiao Palace, he put on his signature smile as if he was not awake, and watched the fun cheerfully.

In the Lingxiao Palace, Di Xin Sulai stood beside the Taishang Laojun.Seeing that the one next to him would not suddenly cause trouble, he let go of his mind and looked at the queen mother who seemed to have been reborn with great fanfare.

During the days when the Queen Mother left, many heavenly fairies completed "speed dating", and there were several young couples in Lingxiao Palace.Now that the long-standing CP demolition professional has returned, the young lovers are all trembling.At the beginning, the Queen Mother just couldn't bear the fairy Sifan around her, and was tortured by Erlang Zhenjun's family. The Queen Mother hated all the love between men and women.This psychological shadow cannot be eliminated even if the rules of heaven are changed.

The Queen Mother looked at them condescendingly, as if she knew everything clearly.She didn't change her smile, turned a blind eye, and never saw the persistence from before.

The queen mother has really changed a lot.This change is not appearance, but some kind of indescribable charm.

The body of an immortal contains mana that has been cultivated for many years, especially those who have attained the Dao of a different kind, and have supernatural powers of their own destiny. Except for those whose immortal body is destroyed, or like Donghua Shangxian, who completely abandons the past, an immortal will never be reincarnated. Just changed the fairy body.When the queen mother descended to the realm, her main body was sleeping in the heavenly court, and what was reincarnated was just a wisp of consciousness.How much this "strand" is is a secret that no one else can know.However, in any case, the memory of a mortal life is just a drop in the ocean in the Queen Mother's hundreds of millions of years of immortal life, and it can't be found in the blink of an eye.

How could the experience of decades in the world and dozens of days in the sky bring about such a shocking change?If it wasn't for the queen mother's appearance and breath not changing, it would be like a different person.

——Oh, speaking of changing people, wouldn't it mean being worn?However, what kind of luck is needed to replace the head of the female fairy of the Three Realms without a trace?

Time-traveling is a technical task, and the difficulty of transmigrating the queen mother is second only to that of a saint. Being time-traveled or something is just a joke.So, how did the Queen Mother cure her deep-rooted madness?

If it was the aloof Tongtian Sect Master, look at Di Xin staring at the Queen Mother, he...he wouldn't say anything.If it was a Lingbao who was in perfect harmony with Di Xin, he would say, "Have you fallen in love with her?" This shows the king's ability to harm.Standing beside Di Xin now is the Taishang Laojun who is lazy and gossip but still has a trace of integrity.

"You saw it too?" Taishang Laojun said in a low voice.

"She...has changed a lot." Di Xin said vaguely.After becoming a quasi-sage, Di Xin felt more and more that those two people in Lingxiao Palace were unfathomable.It's fine to sneak away at ordinary times, but it's better to be careful when talking about others in person.

"Before leaving the Heavenly Court, Your Majesty took away the seawater from Guanchouhai." The Taishang Laojun said mysteriously, "I took a lot."

The sky has 33 layers, the highest being Lihentian.The Tushita Palace of Taishang Laojun is there.Except for Taishang Laojun, there are no other immortals living there, because Lihentian has an existence that all immortals avoid-Guanchouhai.

The origin of Guanchouhai can only be told by sages.No god can tell how such harmful things can exist in the Heavenly Court, which emphasizes innocence and asceticism.I don't know which association it is from. It is said that the sea water pouring into the sea of ​​sorrow is the tears of idiotic children and daughters in the world.Anyone who touches the water that fills the sea of ​​sorrow, even if he is the Daluo Jinxian or the Buddha of the Western Paradise, will be entangled in love, and cannot be freed from life to life.Because of this, except for the Taishang Laojun who doesn't have to think about the future at all, no god dares to approach Guanchouhai.Even Li Hentian, they would not easily set foot in it.

So, what is the queen mother going to do to pour the water of the sea of ​​sorrow?

Di Xin raised one eyebrow in surprise.

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard, and said: "There is an extra matchmaker fairy in the Marriage Department. In the future, the matter of love between men and women will not only be decided by Yuelao."

Di Xin was stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed in a low voice: "Cut the corpse?!" The former professional householder who dismantled CP became a matchmaker?Di Xin felt the world's hostility towards lovers.No wonder there are so many single dogs in later generations!

Taishang Laojun nodded slightly, as if admiring Di Xin's surprise.

"...It turns out that the water that infuses the sea of ​​sorrow has this effect." Di Xin said dryly.

Taishang Laojun smiled inscrutably.He didn't intend to go into details, but only warned in a low voice: "The queen mother...is different, don't try."

"It's natural." Di Xin said.The water of Guanchouhai has been spread so evilly, there is only such a successful case as the Queen Mother, and Di Xin does not intend to try it himself.

It's no big deal for the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother to summon all the immortals, but it's just announcing the return of the Queen Mother and Empress Dowager, and announcing that a peach festival will be held in the near future.

The queen mother's precious flat peaches take 3000 years to mature at worst.It's far from mature now.However, flat peaches are not ordinary things.The fruit trees in the mortal world, when the fruit is ripe, no one picks it, and it will fall by itself after a while.As for the flat peach, no one picks it, so it hangs on the branch all the time, it won't fall, it won't wither, and it won't attract insects.The flat peaches have grown for an unknown number of years, and the branches are full of fruits. Let alone one flat peach fair, even if there are ten or eight flat peach fairs, there will still be surplus.

For things like the Pantao Society, the people who are busy are the little fairies in front of the Queen Mother, such as Di Xin, Taishang Laojun, etc., just come and enjoy it when the time comes.

Nothing else, after a while, all the fairy families dispersed.

Taishang Laojun seemed to want to say something to Di Xin.Thinking that there was still a scourge on the floating island, Di Xin felt uneasy, so he apologized and left first.

One day in the sky, one year on earth.It has been several months in the world for Di Xin to spend so much time in Lingxiao Palace.Floating island, floating in mid-air, surrounded by clouds and mist, like a fairyland, belongs to the world.

A few months is enough for Lingbao to create a strengthened company of "no x" and "x days".

Lingbao sat on the chair with his legs crossed, no different from when Di Xin left.Seeing this scene, Di Xin once again had the urge to cry—he has come back after doing bad things!

"Tell me, what did you do again?" Di Xin said sadly, looking exhausted.

Lingbao gave Di Xin a cool look, as if he didn't bother to answer such a stupid question.

Di Xin was taken aback, then stopped playing tricks, stood up straight, and said, "Why are you here, Tongtian? No, it should be..." He looked at the "Lingbao", "Can the bodies of the three corpses be requisitioned at will? ?”

Lingbao, or the Master Tongtian wearing Lingbao's skin raised the corners of his lips and said, "It's not too stupid."

"It's easy to say, I always thought I was a smart person." Di Xin clasped his fists in both hands and shook them, just like that.Having been with Lingbao for so long, Di Xin became more and more relaxed in front of Tongtian.

——Oh, my lord, when can't you let go?

"It's also a lot more courageous." Tong Tian said with a chuckle.In the past, although Di Xin was tired in front of him, he never joked when he came up.

Di Xin smiled and said, "When did you come, and you didn't say hello in advance." Then he didn't have to rush back in such a hurry.

Tong Tian saw Di Xin's thoughts, shook his head amusedly, and said, "How do you feel after seeing the Queen Mother today?"

Unexpectedly, Tong Tian suddenly changed the subject, Di Xin was stunned for a moment, and then replied: "It's... miraculous." Whether she used the water from the sea of ​​sorrow, cured her madness, or the origin... ...the magical matchmaker.

"Amazing?" Tong Tian sneered and said, "Then... what did Taishang Laojun say?"

Interesting, this is the first time I've heard about Taishang Laojun.Di Xin looked at Tong Tian in amazement, and said: "The old gentleman said that the 'magic' of the Queen Mother is very special and cannot be imitated."

"That's true." Tong Tian paused, and said, "Forget it, it's not a secret, it's okay to tell you, even if it's... a reference."

"Well?"

"What do you think of the Queen Mother?" Tong Tian asked.

"Although there are flaws, the integrity is intact, and he is worthy of being the master of the Three Realms." Di Xin replied.Yes, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are in charge of the Heavenly Court together, and both of them are the Lords of the Three Realms.

Tong Tian was silent for a moment, and said: "I mean the cultivation base."

"Cultivation?" Di Xin thought for a while, and said, "I used to think that even if she was stronger than me, she was limited, but this time she felt unfathomable. I don't know if it's the Empress Zhunsheng who can see clearly, or... the queen mother Really transformed."

"I still have a bit of eyesight." Tong Tian nodded slightly, and said, "Although the queen mother was a quasi-sage before, she was not even as good as Daluo Jinxian. Now it is worthy of the name."

"How do you say that?" Di Xin asked in surprise.