[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

"We can chat." Di Xin replied casually.They also come from later generations and have similar experiences, so they can naturally chat.But it would be a joke to say how deep his friendship with Xu Xian is.They are so different after all.They are friends of wine and meat, do we still want to pursue the harmony of soul?Di Xin is very satisfied with Xu Xian as a friend.Xu Xian was probably the same way.

"Can we talk? It's just a man who eats soft food." Tong Tian rarely commented harshly.

"What's wrong with eating soft rice?" Di Xin laughed, "If you give me a bowl of soft rice, I'd be happy to eat it."

Tong Tian glared at Di Xin angrily, and walked into the courtyard gate with his head held high.

——Why does the widow feel that Tong Tian is shy?

I've talked a lot with Xu Xian recently, and my lord has forgotten how reserved a top celestial being like the Shangqing Sage is.

There is an old saying: "Get married and start a business."Xu Xian married a daughter-in-law and began to think about his career.So, what to do?

Treating diseases and saving lives is a high-risk business.Although today's doctors are not like the later generations, who entered the profession and stepped into the court with half a foot, but compared with Xu Xian's original "destiny", no matter how you look at it, becoming a doctor is not a good choice.Moreover, Xu Xian had no talent, and secondly, he didn't have the quality of hard work and hard work. He only learned superficially in medical skills, and he barely cured a cold, and there had to be no complications.

Xu Xian rolled his eyes and happened to spot Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing who were whispering, and he had an idea.

Everyone in the world loves beauty, not limited to men and women.Beauty care has always been huge profits, and the risk is not great.With his little medical skills and knowledge from later generations, this is definitely holdable.He doesn't know about professional massage, plastic surgery, etc. -- the older girls and daughter-in-laws these days won't let him do it either.He only needs to prescribe some beauty prescriptions, make some facial masks and the like, and that's it.

The salesperson asked Xiaoqing to go.Beauty selling beauty products is more convincing.His wife can also speak from time to time.Left and right, they are demons, so they don't have to live with chastity.

However, this is a novelty after all, and it may not be accepted for a while.He can first set up a pharmacy that only grabs medicines and does not have a doctor, or hire an old Chinese doctor to support his facade.Set up a "beauty" counter in the pharmacy.Wait for the reputation to be established, and then specialize in business.

Xu Xian planned well, but unfortunately he had no money.

At this time, the virtuous Bai Fumei, no, the white lady appeared.She generously subsidized Xu Xianwen with 100 taels of silver.Xu Xian was silent for a moment, gave the white lady a pot of sweet words, took the money, turned and went to Di Xin's mansion.

At that time, Di Xin was trying to persuade Tong Tian to go out for a walk alone.In the days since he came to the mortal world, except for Di Xin's forceful pull, he even went out of the house several times, especially after moving to the house where he is now staying.What is the difference between this and Jinao Island?

When Xu Xian entered the door, Di Xin was talking to Tong Tian. From Xu Xian's point of view, the two of them seemed to be at each other's throats.

"I'm sorry, it didn't come at the right time, you guys continue." Xu Xian said calmly, then turned around and walked out.

"What do you mean 'come at the wrong time'?" Di Xin stood up calmly, looked at Xu Xian, and said, "You don't guard the beautiful girl at home, what are you doing here?"

"It's my misreading, I'm sorry." Xu Xian immediately changed his words, "Hero Beichen, I'm here to ask you for a favor this time." Then, he took out the silver ingot that the white lady gave him, and handed it to Di Xin. "What do you think of this silver?"

Di Xin took the silver ingot, weighed it twice, and said: "The fineness is good, but it's a pity that it is hot to touch." No, there is a seal of the government under the silver ingot.This is clearly the government's Kuyin.

"That's why I came to ask you for help." Xu Xian sighed, and said, "Kung fu masters can flatten gold and silver into round shapes, just like kneading dough. Can you knead this silver ingot for me?" Take it Such things as Ku Yin should not have been told to outsiders.Xu Xian felt that Di Xin was his fellow villager, so he must know the "plot", and it was useless to hide it, so it was better to come to the door for help openly and aboveboard.As for the other party's robbery, Xu Xian felt that a martial arts master who was still in the human category would not take the initiative to provoke a non-human snake demon.

"Do you really want to take this money? Don't even think about your brother-in-law who eats public rations." Di Xin shook his head lightly and said.

Xu Xian was taken aback, obviously not expecting this.After a while, he said: "I'll let the rest..." He glanced at Tong Tian, ​​"... let them return it, these two... you can squeeze it for me."

"Once a bad habit is formed, it is difficult to get rid of it. Some things, once indulged, will cause endless troubles." Di Xin spread his palms, holding the two silver ingots, and said, "Do you really want to use this silver?"

Xu Xian frowned, gritted his teeth for a long time, reached out and snatched the silver ingot from Di Xin's hand, and said, "No, I don't need it!" After saying this, he seemed to have just run 3000 meters, and his whole body lost his strength. Spreading it on the chair, he took a few breaths and said, "As for the money...brother, do you have any spare money in your hand? Can you lend it to me? When I make money..." He thought for a while, gritted his teeth, " In the future, my shop will give you three layers of dry stock."

Tong Tian glanced at Xu Xian, as if he was a little surprised by this guy's choice.

"Who knows whether your shop is making money or losing money." Di Xin said.

"It will definitely make a lot of money." Xu Xian said quite confidently, "People like you are not short of money, let's take a gamble! If it succeeds, you won't have to run around for money anymore."

"Sounds good, but unfortunately, I don't have enough spare money for you to buy a shop." Di Xin said.

"Uh, this..." Xu Xian rolled his eyes and said, "I have an idea! For the theft of Ku Yin, the magistrate offered a huge reward. I asked...they put Ku Yin in a When the time comes, you go to report the case and say you have found Ku Yin. Even though you didn’t catch the thief, if you find Ku Yin, you can still get a lot of rewards.”

"Why don't you take the credit yourself?" Tong Tian said with great interest.

Xu Xian glanced in surprise at the "Qingping Hero" who never paid any attention to him, and said: "The county magistrate wants to catch the thief and is crazy. I am a little person with no power and power. If I rush to report the crime, I am afraid I will become a criminal." 'Thieves'. You are different. The 'Master Qingtian' has always been a bully, and never dared to hold the shit basin on your heads. I don't take credit for this matter. You got a reward, lend it to me, and I will take the shares of the shop return."

"Is this considered...compromise and helplessness?" Tong Tian said thoughtfully.

Xu Xian looked at Di Xin, then at Tong Tian, ​​and finally said expectantly, "What do you guys think?"

Di Xin nodded slightly.

"That's it!" Xu Xian stood up excitedly and said.

I don't know how Xu Xian coaxed the two snakes in the house. After two days, he informed the location of the treasury silver, and Di Xin reported the case according to plan.Although the magistrate had doubts about Di Xin, in the end, as Xu Xian said, he bullied the weak and feared the hard, and dared not rely on the people of the rivers and lakes.He coaxed Di Xin away with good words, and led the guards to search around the place where Ku Yin was found-of course, nothing was found.

Xu Xian borrowed money from Di Xin, and opened a medicine store, Baohetang, in full swing.He once fell in love with Tongtian's beauty, and wanted to hire him as a salesperson without knowing the depth, but he was reprimanded as "ridiculous".

"Your beauty has such a temper." Xu Xian secretly complained to Di Xin.Obviously, he believed in the "misunderstanding" that day.

Di Xin was silent for a moment, and said: "Be careful what you say, if you annoy him... Anyway, I can't beat him."

Xu Xian's expression suddenly became numb.

It was rare that Di Xin didn't appreciate Xu Xian's embarrassment.He was muttering about the phrase "your beauty"—is it really that ambiguous?

Gradually, Xu Xian got on the right track. Although the monthly dividends given to Di Xin were not enough for extravagant nonsense, they were still enough to live on.Di Xin belatedly remembered that he dragged Tongtian out to let him understand "mortal troubles", and the current situation is inconsistent with the original intention.Moreover, Tongtian is getting more and more nerdy, except that he doesn't retreat or use spells, it's exactly the same as in Jin'ao Island.

So, Di Xin began to pull Tong Tian out to play in various names.It has to be said that Di Xin is really not a considerate and good playmate.Most of the time, he only cares about his own happiness, and sometimes he enjoys watching others get into trouble.

Di Xin is a weakling, and Tong Tian is not a fuel-efficient lamp.Within a few days, he impatiently rejected Di Xin's invitation, saying: "I have already experienced some of the troubles of ordinary people."

"Oh? What did you experience?" Di Xin asked curiously.These days in the human world, Tongtian has always had no worries about food and clothing, what can he experience?

"First, most people in the world are lustful." Tong Tian said.

"Food and sex, too. She is so beautiful that people can't hold her back." Di Xin said solemnly.

"Second, you should exercise restraint." Tong Tian gave Di Xin a look and said.

"Actually, I prefer instant gratification." Di Xin said with a smile.

"Third," Tong Tian narrowed his eyes and looked at Di Xin meaningfully, "People's hearts are sinister."

Hearing this, Di Xin nodded and expressed his relief, "It's good that you know. If you go out alone in the future, I won't worry about you being betrayed."

"The more sinister people are hiding traitors inside, the more they like to pretend to be innocent and innocent." Tong Tian added bluntly.

Di Xin made a gesture of being moved, and said with great relief, "You understand all of this, my hard work is not in vain!" own sinister heart.

After all, Di Xin understood that if he provoked too much and Tong Tian became angry, he would be in trouble.Next, although he still invites Tong Tian to go out for fun from time to time, he no longer takes him to crowded places.

"So, if you really want to have a good time, you have to come out by yourself. Although it's lively with others, you lose your freedom and feel less interesting." At this moment, Di Xin and Tongtian were walking on the rugged mountain road. He picked up a wild flower, gestured to Tongtian's head, and sighed.

Tong Tian angrily patted off the unattractive unknown wild flower in Di Xin's hand.The latter didn't think it was a pestle, but pulled a leaf and blew it up.