[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

The beauty products that Xu Xian tosses about are made of non-toxic and harmless ingredients such as cucumbers, peach petals, lychees, and milk.Occasionally adding some medicinal materials is also mild and nourishing, and it is more gimmick than actual effect.He would never touch a poisonous thing like toad venom.

Even so, Xu Xian followed Di Xin's "reminder" and honestly extracted Toad Su.No matter whether Daoist Beichen really wanted Toad Su, or this unlucky toad provoked the wrong person, as a qualified soft rice man, Xu Xian would earnestly fulfill his patron's orders.

Xu Xian's home is not only his small nest, but also Bai Suzhen's old nest.There is an extra monster in her den, Bai Suzhen will definitely find it.When Bai Suzhen followed the evil spirit to look for it, she happened to see Xu Xian going to Chansu clumsily and cruelly.

Hit the toad's head with a broom, and then cut it with a kitchen knife—Bai Suzhen never knew her husband was so vicious.

There is a saying that is called "things hurt their kind".Bai Suzhen's kindred spirits are not unwitting snakes, but demons.The grievances between her and Wang Daoling are far from endless.It's better to rescue him, punish him with minor punishments, and send him away.In this way, a good relationship will be formed, and the husband will be far away from this monster who will poke the basket at any time, killing two birds with one stone.

Bai Suzhen originally wanted to take advantage of the darkness to release Wang Daoling.However, she was staggered by the spell binding Wang Daoling and hit the door.This movement woke up Wang Daoling, the toad looked at Bai Suzhen beggingly.Bai Suzhen stared at the spell for a while, stomped her feet, turned and left.

Xu Xian doesn't know magic, he is just a mortal, Bai Suzhen is sure of this.The one who caught Wang Daoling should be that Daoist Beichen.Since that person handed over Wang Daoling to Xu Xian, he would always allow him to restrain this toad spirit.Even if his own husband can't do it, he can always talk to Daoist Beichen.

Bai Suzhen didn't expect that Xu Xian, who listened to her wife in everything, even let her be her family, was very firm this time.

Xu Xian refused to let go of the big toad.He confidently stated that he wanted to take Toad Su.With such a big one, there is no need to harm other toads.

Actually, Xu Xian didn't understand Bai Suzhen's soft-hearted attitude.Anyone who harms oneself must be exterminated, just a word of future trouble.He dare not kill, but he is not afraid of killing a toad.If it wasn't for the toad's thick skin, Xu Xian would have "accidentally" killed that toad long ago.

Xu Xian disagrees, but Bai Suzhen can't say that this toad is an old acquaintance of your wife.Seeing that Wang Daoling's life is not in danger, but will suffer, let's let it go.

That day, Di Xin threw Wang Daoling to Xu Xian, and put the matter behind him.Xu Xian told him that when the toad ran away, Di Xin was slightly taken aback.He lowered his eyes and activated the "Pinch Fingers" skill.Soon, Di Xin got the result.He raised his eyelids and was taken aback again—Xu Xian was staring at his fingers eagerly, his lips were slightly parted, and there was a suspicious gleam at the corners of his lips.

——Hanwen, if you are like this, the king will think you have a special hobby!

Di Xin shook his sleeves, put his hands behind his back, and said, "Xu Hanwen, what are you looking at?"

"Ah, I, this is..." Xu Xian faltered twice, and found the state, "Is this the 'pinch your fingers'? It's so amazing, I finally saw it!"

Di Xin squinted at Xu Xian from the corner of his eye.The latter shivered and immediately stood up straight.So this is the intention of Tongtian's move?It's very useful.

——The widow has never been afraid of this. Thinking about it this way, I suddenly feel that I am awesome~ "The one who let go of that toad is someone you can't afford to mess with." Di Xin said.

"Who is it?" Xu Xian asked warily.All those who intend to destroy his happy life are his enemies in life.

"Guanyin." Di Xin replied.Yes, according to the calculation results, the one who released Wang Daoling was Guanyin.Of course, there is also the possibility of miscalculation, which requires a person who is better than Emperor Xin to deceive the sky, or who is proficient in the technique of derivation and whose Taoism is not lower than that of Da Luo Jinxian.There is one last possibility - the way of heaven is playing tricks on the toad.With the Dao of Heaven in the background, even the saints can't do anything about it.

——I knew it was impossible.

Xu Xian didn't know the so-called "pinch fingers" method, he only thought it was omnipotent, and he had no doubts about the results of Taoist Beichen's deduction.I saw that his face changed a few times, and finally he said with a strange expression: "I always thought that sister Guanyin was helping my wife." That tone was like his wife cheating.

Di Xin was silent for a moment, and said: "...You better not call him 'sister'." Otherwise he will make you "sister"!

"Oh, don't worry about that, I mean, who is she helping?" Xu Xian waved his hand wildly and said.If everyone speaks English, you can hear that he still regards Guanyin as his "sister".

"He is indeed helping your wife." Di Xin smiled slightly and said, "Do you know that there is a 'catastrophe' when one attains enlightenment and becomes an immortal?"

Xu Xian doesn't have great wisdom, only small cleverness, and he doesn't know how to cultivate immortals, but he knows the "plot".He had an idea, and said: "You mean, this Wang Daoling is my wife's difficulty in becoming a fairy? It's like Tang Seng's ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties in learning Buddhist scriptures? If there is something missing, I have to make up for it. Why don't we just release it now? "

Di Xin nodded slightly.

Xu Xian's face suddenly darkened.Bai Suzhen became a fairy, what should he do?He just wants to be a soft rice man in peace, and his pursuit is to eat delicious food and drink spicy food. Single father, even vegetarian and shaved head, has never been in his life plan.What?Marry again?Xiaoqing will swallow him.Let a mortal who has never read a page of scriptures be a god just because he married a snake demon wife?Think too much, wash up and sleep.Anyone who destroys his beautiful life, whether it is an eminent monk, an old demon, or Guanyin Bodhisattva, is his enemy!Even if you can't get rid of them, you have to cheat them! ! !

"Daoist Beichen, Brother Beichen, Big Brother Beichen! How is your relationship with Guanyin? Can you beat him?" Xu Xian suddenly laughed out of wrinkled face, flatteringly said, "You are a Taoist priest, a nun, and you are all monks. They are colleagues. There is a saying that colleagues are enemies! Those monks or nuns are all from the west, so it doesn’t hurt your eyes? According to what I said, those people just owe a lesson..."

Di Xin looked at Xu Xian coolly.The latter gradually stopped talking, scratched his head in embarrassment, and said dryly: "You must not be afraid of that bitch..."

Di Xin withdrew his gaze indifferently.He got along well with this fellow, but he didn't intend to fight with the famous figure of Buddhism because of him.That Guanyin let Wang Daoling go away made him unhappy, but he is a dignified quasi-sage, so he can't make a second move on a monster who is not even a fairy.Let Wang Daoling "die in response to the disaster".As for Avalokitesvara, according to the results of his deduction, there will be excitement soon.

After that, Xu Xian looked at Di Xin, his smile became more and more rigid, he hesitated to speak a few times, and finally dared not speak again.

When Xu Xian left in despair, Di Xin ran to find Tong Tian with a heart of sharing gossip.

Tong Tian is sitting by the window reading a book, seems to be very devoted.I don't know which book in the world has caught the eyes of the sage of the Qing Dynasty!

After entering Tongtian's room, Di Xin realized that the person who loves gossip is the Supreme Lord.Forget it, this matter cannot be said to have nothing to do with Tongtian.

"What are you here for?" Tongtian put the book in his hand on the table and asked.

"I want to inquire about one thing." Di Xin said, "How did that Guanyin Bodhisattva have a relationship with that green snake?" This was naturally deduced.Di Xin was surprised by this result.

It is not unreasonable that so many people regard Guanyin as "sister".She's not just pretty.Back then, although she forcibly reversed her yin and yang, her body, especially the upper half, was still very curvy.How can a pure man in his heart tolerate such a girl with such a body?If one's cultivation has reached his level, there will be true love. If you don't let yourself indulge in it, it will only be a matter of minutes to slash the love with a sword.

There really is such a thing as eye edge in the world.Closed, is a good friend, a lifetime.If they can't get along, they can only hate each other and kill each other.Avalokitesvara helped Bai Suzhen, and there was no Buddhist calculation or dispute of orthodoxy.The snake closed Guanyin's eyes, that's all.Avalokitesvara helped Bai Suzhen over and over again, frequently manifesting his holiness. At first, what he looked at was still the white snake. Gradually, he felt that the blue one next to him was also very good. Later, "that blue one" became "Xiaoqing"... Guanyin could have noticed the change in her heart and put it down in time, but she let herself be addicted to it...

Di Xin was not curious about why Guanyin suddenly lost his mind, but wanted to ask how Lingbao made Guanyin enlightened.That guy wouldn't keep a green snake for no reason, so he was waiting here.

——Guanyin and Xiaoqing, it's quite interesting to think about it.

"Everyone in the world says that by tying Yuelao's red thread, the fate of a lifetime is fixed, but few people know that the red hydrangea of ​​Nuwa Junior Sister is the real holy weapon of marriage." Tong Tian said pointedly, "Back then, Lingbao got a strand of silk thread from the red hydrangea. Now, I'm just kidding with Buddhism." As for how to get it, it's definitely not that Empress Nuwa dismantled the magic weapon and gave it to him.Nuwa also sometimes hit people with red hydrangea.Lingbao probably took the opportunity to cut a thread.

"...So that's it...wait! You said red hydrangea?!" Di Xin suddenly realized something was wrong.

Tong Tian seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

Time flies as the two look at each other.Di Xin felt inexplicably uncomfortable.His eyes drooped slightly, he changed the subject, and said, "What book were you reading just now?"

"I'm reading a sentence from a mortal." Tong Tian replied.

"What?" Di Xin pretended to be curious.

"There are trees in the mountains, and there are branches in the trees." Tong Tian smiled, "Your heart pleases you, do you know?"

--Hello!That's just a copy of "Book of Changes"! ! !