[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

Merchants paid more attention to sacrifices, and the king of Shang himself also held the position of high priest.The gods, big and small, have many names on their birthdays today and those who ascend tomorrow, and each of them should be celebrated.

Speaking of this, Di Xin was surprised. Those gods, who lived for an unknown number of years, how could they still remember their own birthdays?There are also those who are born with nature and transformed into spirits, such as the Nuwa Empress. When she was born, did she have such a thing as a calendar?

Sacrifice is a thing, if every household has no worries about food and clothing, it is a celebration where you can have fun; if the big guys are still struggling with food and clothing, it is a waste of money.With the current level of productivity, people's lives are still very difficult, and worshiping gods or something is tormenting people.It's a pity that people are devout and would rather be hungry and cold than hold a grand celebration.

Di Xin thought of a way to move all the celebrations to a few days and hold a special one.So, people watched the extraordinarily grand celebration and were satisfied.Di Xin calculated the sacrificial expenses and was satisfied.

Sacrifice is a major event in a year, and Di Xin naturally does not need others to remind him, let alone repeat Nuwa's achievements.He went all the way to the Nuwa Temple in a bored way, without realizing that the drama of conferring the gods was about to begin.

According to the instructions of the priest, Di Xin offered incense.Suddenly, the wind came head-on, messing Di Xin's bangs.He raised his head subconsciously, and was surprised to find that the one sitting on the altar was not a clay statue, but a lively and fragrant beauty.

—WTF!Body Buddha?Idols become spirits? !Or has the widow been dissatisfied with desires for many years, and finally headed towards the road of no return to fetishism? !Ah hello!Anyway, let's get a man! ! !

Another blow came, and Di Xin was in a trance for a while.He was dizzy, as if there was a voice coming from far away.He shook his head vigorously, but saw that he was facing the wall, and there was a poem on the wall that said: "Fengluanbao's tent is very beautiful, full of exquisite makeup made of gold and silver, and the songs and songs are far away and the mountains are flying emerald green.

Dancing sleeves Yingxia clothes.

The pear blossoms bring rain to compete for beauty,

The peony cage is full of smoke and make-up,

But you have to be enchanting to move,

Retrieve Changle to serve the king.

Di Xin looked at the verses on the wall in amazement, hearing the terrified dissuasion of the minister, and in his hand—he turned his gaze to his right hand—a well-made writing brush.

He wrote this poem?He actually molested a statue? !Has he really become a fetish? ! ! !

The dissuasion from the courtiers was louder than the loud one, and Di Xin felt extremely irritable and wanted to destroy them all.

"Enough!" Di Xin shouted.Immediately, the ears were clean.He remembered that this was the beginning of conferring the gods.He wanted to order someone to erase the poem, but just as the thought came up, an uncontrollable irritability suddenly surged in his heart.The unruly faces of those Taoist ministers dangled in front of his eyes, and the miserable appearance of those people who sacrificed everything for sacrifices, starving and freezing—suddenly wanted to bulldoze this Nuwa Temple to the ground.

Di Xin took a deep breath, suppressed the tyrannical thoughts in his heart, and said with great perseverance: "Go to the Shangqing Saint Temple."

There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, and there is no fetish for no reason.How Di Xin suddenly became unreasonable and troublesome was naturally tricked by others.

But it is said that this eastern land is rich in products and the people are happy.People know that above the nine heavens, there are four saints who devote themselves to practice and devote themselves to Taoism, but they don't know that there are two more in the far west, one is called Jieyin, and the other is called Zhunti.The west is barren, and the two saints of the west have never stopped coveting things from the east.At this time, the God Conferred Tribulation happened, and the heavenly secrets were mixed up. The immortals in the east committed the robbery, and the sage Zhunti from the west sneaked into the east, stirring up the wind and the water.

The Eastern Jiejiao is very powerful, the Shangqing sage who is in charge of the Jiejiao, the Taiqing sage who is the Renjiao, and the Yuqing sage who explains the teaching are brothers. Although the three have frictions, when facing the two of them in the West, they are very different. unity.And that Empress Nuwa, since the war of witches and witches, has been watching from the sidelines, not caring about world affairs.However, in the war of witches and witches, Sanqing once prevented Nuwa from helping the demon clan.Zhunti didn't believe that Nuwa had no complaints about this.This time he instigated the relationship between the four sages of the East, so he got his hands on this empress.

Di Xin is a human emperor, with his own emperor's purple qi to protect his body, and the extraordinary enchanting spells can do nothing.The sage Zhunti didn't want to bear the karma of plotting against the emperor.All he did was to let Di Xin see the appearance of Nuwa Empress's spiritual thoughts left on the statue.Then, he cast a spell to make Di Xin less restrained by two points and a little more impulsive.Thinking of an arbitrary king, how could he remain indifferent when he saw such a stunning woman?At that time, what Di Xin did was out of his own heart, and naturally it had nothing to do with his quasi-promotion of a saint.

Who would have thought that Di Xin was really indifferent.Looking at Di Xin's astonished eyes, Zhunti gritted his teeth and said to himself, "When you see a beautiful woman, you can't even say a word of praise. Are you still a man?"

Zhunti hesitated for a moment, but finally refused to give up this opportunity.He gritted his teeth and cast a spell, controlling Di Xin to write obscene poems.Empress Nuwa will definitely get angry as he expected, but, he owes the emperor karma, and there may be some twists and turns in the future.

When Di Xin said the words "Go to the Temple of Shangqing Saints", Zhunti suddenly felt terrified for some reason.But even though Di Xin is a human emperor, he is just a mortal after all, so what can he do with a saint like him?Because of such a little curiosity, Zhunti followed Di Xin and others into the temple of the sage of Shangqing.

But it was said that Di Xin had entered the Shangqing Saints Temple. At this time, he was affected by the spell, and his heart was agitated, and he was unwilling to even pay superficial respect to the gods.He raised his head and looked at the statue of the sage of Shangqing grandly.He was surprised to find that there was also a big beauty sitting on this shrine.

This time the beauty is finally a man.This is the only handsome man that Di Xin has seen in his life. He is lonely and tall. The gorgeous peacock at Sanshan Pass is completely compared to a scumbag.

Suddenly, indescribable emotions welled up in my heart.Di Xin took a deep breath, and in the midst of all the terrified ministers, shouted: "Bring a pen!"

Under everyone's desperate eyes, Di Xin walked to the wall and wrote a poem: "Ice and snow are the bones of the gods, and the clouds and neon in thousands of miles have no light. Who can complain about the coldness of the nine days?"

The Qin and Se are in harmony day and night.

After finishing the poem, Di Xin was very happy.He threw the pen away and said, "Let's go! Go pay respects to the next god!"

He has already molested two saints, how dare the ministers continue to let him make trouble.They talked all kinds of things, and finally persuaded Di Xin to go back.

Let's talk about it.He watched this human tragedy happen, and his heart was filled with the word "fuck".After Di Xin and his ministers left, he realized that the most urgent task was not to watch the fun, but to escape!

Yes, Zhunti is a dignified sage, whose primordial spirit rests in the void, immortal—he has to run away now!

Everyone is like a god, and the gods can count 500 years before and 500 years after.As the apex of the gods, the saint naturally has this ability.He must have mentioned how dare he plot against Empress Nuwa, who is also a saint?

There are also high and low points in the technique of derivation.One's own level and skill proficiency can all affect the derivation result.There are also differences between saints and saints.

There are three methods of sanctification, proving the Tao with strength, sanctifying the three corpses, and proving the Tao with merit.These three paths are difficult and easy, and after becoming a saint, the way and deeds are different.

There is only one person who proved the way with strength, Pangu, who died before he was born, what example is there, who would dare to go this way?

All the saints have practiced the sanctification of the three corpses, but the Taoist ancestor is the only one who has completely followed this path.Therefore, only the Taoist ancestor can be heartless and ruthless, fit in with the way of heaven, and the saints beside him have not cut their obsessions, so there are so many disputes in the world.

The six saints under the Taoist ancestor all combined the two methods of beheading corpses and merit.At that time, Nuwa only beheaded a corpse, and became a saint by virtue of the merit of creating a human being.Among the six sages, although sanctification is the earliest, Taoism is the lowest.Both Sanqing and Xixi became saints after beheading the two corpses.Sanqing was transformed by Pangu Yuanshen, and he was responsible for the merits of opening the sky. After he obtained the merits of establishing a religion, his sanctification will come naturally.But the two Westerners were not so lucky.Although they established a great religion, their merits were still not enough, so they had to make great wishes.The so-called "macro" wish is a huge empty promise, and the day when it will be realized is far away.Therefore, the West duo is still in the loan phase.Creditors are the way of heaven, they cannot renege on their debts, let alone kill "people" to silence them.Borrowed things are not as easy to use as one's own.

To sum up, in terms of their own ranks, among the six sages, Sanqing is the head, the two Westerners are in the middle, and Nuwa is at the bottom.

Let's talk about skill proficiency, Nuwa's brother Fuxi is best at deduction.When something happens, my elder brother will do his best, but Nuwa has never worked hard on the technique of derivation.Later, Fuxi fell into the dispute between witches and witches.At that time, Nuwa was already a sage, and as long as the affairs of the world were not designed by several other sages, she could know them by pinching her fingers, so what deduction method should she study?Therefore, Nuwa's derivation technique is still a short board.

This time, Zhunti covered up the secret, and his calculations were not as good as his Nuwa's, so he caught one by one.However, with the addition of a superior sage who is stronger than him, exposure is a matter of minutes.

Zhunti hastily left Chaoge and headed west, when suddenly his eyes blurred and his surroundings were in complete confusion.The beauty who surprised Di Xin just now stood in front of her, holding a sharp sword, and said with a smile that was not a smile, "Why are you in such a hurry?"

Let's talk about Nuwa.When she saw Di Xin writing obscene poems in her temple, she was so angry that she didn't care about the cause and effect!She went back to Wa Palace, took out the demon banner, summoned the three demons from Xuanyuan Tomb, and ordered them to hide beside Emperor Xin and destroy the foundation of the Yin merchants as a lesson.

After the three demons left, Nuwa discovered that the sages of Shangqing and Zhunti were fighting in the chaos.This is strange.The six saints under Daozu's seat had more or less conflicts, but this kind of merciless fighting has never happened before.Moreover, everyone knows that the Taoism of the sages of the Shangqing is above Zhunti, and he is in charge of the Zhuxian Sword Formation, which cannot be broken without the four saints——Sage Zhunti, why did you come here?

Na Zhunti was entangled by Tongtian and was at a disadvantage, so he was in a panic.The other four sages noticed this, and saw Zhunti's embarrassment in their eyes.The leading sages in the West were secretly anxious, but there was nothing they could do.Zhunti has him as a senior brother, and Tongtian also has a brother.He doesn't shoot, it's one-on-one.If he makes a move, it will be three against two.

Zhunti was beaten into a disheveled bun, and seeing that Tongtian still wanted to make persistent efforts, he hurriedly said, "It is true that I am sorry for Empress Nuwa this time, but what happened to Shangqing Palace came from Di Xin's heart!"

"I'm sorry, Empress Nuwa"?Nuwa was taken aback for a moment, and based on this statement, she calculated carefully and finally understood the cause and effect.She knew that she had wronged Di Xin, but how could a sage have any reason to change his order?She sighed, and said: "This time, I owe the Human Emperor a cause and effect. But...huh!"

Zhunti finally escaped from the Master Tongtian and was limping towards the west when suddenly a huge red hydrangea fell from the sky and smashed him in the "ass backwards flat sand falling wild goose style".

The author has something to say: Nuwa's song is from the original book, while the Shangqing's song was squeezed out by passers-by.Here it can be explained that the former is a ghostwriter, and the latter is Di Xin's impromptu performance.From this we can see that this guy is ignorant.