There Is No Afterlife

"The current military models are really outrageous." Alpha commented flatly.

"A meaningless chirp, I don't understand why it was typed." Etta agreed.

"There is no chirp in the Alufa code. In order to type out this signal, two additional spaces need to be occupied, which is a waste of resources." Beta, who is a big energy user, has a special concept of saving.

The co-authors automatically ignored the fact that they were wasting energy playing games for the little Mugen (≧▽≦), and they also forgot to applaud to encourage Mugen to learn.

Just when the robots were criticizing the opposite spaceship, Mu Gen's excited voice suddenly came from above their heads: "So cute! Dad, Uncle, Kanmengmeng is so cute! He will chirp like in the cartoon!"

All the robots fell silent.

Something useless has unexpected effects on humans, and they learn another lesson from Mugen.

Although Mu Gen was happy, he was overwhelmed. Even though he wanted to invite Kan Mengmeng to come over, he did not forget to ask his parents for their opinions: "Dad, Uncle, can I invite Kan Mengmeng to come over?"

His eyes stayed on Alpha's face for the longest time, and children are the ones who are the most sensitive. Mu Gen knew very well: the most talkative person in his family is Uncle Alpha!

"..." Faced with such a face, Alpha couldn't say no to it at all, not to mention that he had other plans, and the energy on their ship was not sure if it would be enough...

Thinking of this, Alpha began to give instructions: "Epsilon, ask if there are people on the other party's spaceship, and how many people are there. If the number is less than three, open the docking channel for them to come over."

"Yes." After receiving the order, Ypsilon took over the control of the spacecraft again, and the next thing is between him and the brain of the opposite spacecraft.

Mu Gen was stunned for a moment.

"People?" He carefully picked up Alpha's head and asked him, "Do you mean there might be people inside?"

"Yes, the other party is not a drone type. The behavior of smashing the meteorite in the meteorite belt is obviously not the performance of the spacecraft performing the mission. Comprehensive judgment, the possibility of people in the spacecraft is 80.00%." ​​Alpha just described his inference rigidly. , but Mu Gen was stunned.

Swallowing his saliva, Mu Gen suddenly became a little nervous: From the beginning of his own memory, he has never seen a living person~

At this moment, Epsilon signaled the matter he wanted to ask with a signal light.

"Hello, how many people are there in your spaceship? Our spaceship doesn't have enough space, we can only accommodate up to three people."

A piece of information quickly flashed back on the opponent's spaceship:

"Hello, there is only one human and one robot on our spaceship. My master's name is Olivia, and I'm Mengmeng the robot."

"Agreed to board the ship, please open the channel within 3 minutes and prepare for boarding." After making the final confirmation with the other party in a concise manner, Yipsilon also began to prepare for docking with the other party.

"Man" is coming?Mu Gen was stunned again. Although he was a little nervous, he didn't mess up his hands and feet. On the contrary, he also started to prepare.

Hospitality ready.

He desperately recalled the limited textbook content on entertaining guests in his mind: When entertaining guests, the first thing to do is cleaning, right?Then he had to prepare tea or drinks, but he didn't know what tea drinks were, so plain water should be fine, right?

Arranging the steps one by one in my mind, Mu Gen began to prepare nervously.

Unbeknownst to him, his uncles were also ready—

"Once you detect that the other party has dangerous intentions, please open the hatch at the bottom of the ship and expel them immediately, and Beta will use the laser cannon to further eliminate the danger."

"Yes."

"Yes."

After the robots made the final confirmation using brain waves, Epsilon also completed the final docking with the opponent's spacecraft. With the sound of the opponent's footsteps, the spacecraft finally ushered in the second human besides Mugen. .

Olivia is a girl's name. For girls, no matter how old the other party is, using Miss is always what they are willing to accept——

The Encyclopedia of Human Names provided by Uncle Alpha + the Encyclopedia of Human Social Etiquette provided by Uncle Beta.

Mu Gen, who got full marks in both courses, smiled confidently:

"Welcome to the humble house, Miss Olivia."

Then--

With a bang, something flew over, and Mu Gen reflexively grabbed the thing, opened his palm and looked, but it was the food called "lollipop" that he had seen in cartoons.

As soon as the light bulb in his mind lit up, Mu Gen immediately understood:

"Thank you for your gift, Miss Olivia—"

His words stopped at the moment when he looked up and saw the other party.

Mu Gen was stunned: What does the other party think...it's all a man? !

The visitor looked about the same age as himself, with highly transparent golden eyes and platinum-blonde soft hair, he was tall and thin, wearing clothes that Mugen couldn't describe, everything was fine, except for the other person's pants——

There are many big holes in it.

In this way, Mu Gen, who has no aesthetics for human beings, completed all the scans of the first human being he saw.

In order to confirm the other party's gender, Mu Gen tried his best to take a few more glances at the other party's chest, and when he confirmed that it was flatter than his own, Mu Gen finally determined that the other party's gender was male.

"Have you seen enough? Have you ever seen a living person?" The owner of this spaceship violated his biggest taboo as soon as he opened his mouth, and then committed his second taboo when he scrutinized himself. Olivia's His tone immediately changed.

This is an extremely provocative tone. Olivia is ready to fight with the opponent. It just so happens that if he wins the opponent and takes over the ownership of the spaceship, he can drive the spaceship back.

Unfortunately, Olivia made a wrong calculation.

This time he was provoking Mugen——

"I... really haven't seen a living person." Mu Gen lowered his head shyly, and answered him timidly.

"Mr. Olivia, you are the first living person I've ever met~ It's my first time meeting you, it's a pleasure meeting you! Thank you for the lollipop you gave me!"

After uttering the first sentence, Mu Gen responded generously and naturally. The hospitality etiquette he had learned in books many years ago emerged from his mind, and he uttered the greetings for the first meeting very smoothly.Mu Gen, who has a good memory, did not forget the supporting actions of the greetings.

Taking the initiative to stretch out his hand, Mu Gen grinned at the corner of his mouth, and he showed a bright smile to Olivia.

The author has something to say: What I opened to you today is the brain hole of A Xiuxiu ︿(￣︶￣)︿ in spaceflight

Mu Gen said hello: Hello~(≧▽≦)/~

Olivia: Go!

Mu Gen obediently got out.

The next moment, "snap", a meteorite hit Olivia from the spot.

Olivia: ...

In the school canteen

Mu Gen said hello: Hello~(≧▽≦)/~

Olivia: Get lost!

Mu Gen obediently got out.

The next moment, with a "snap", a piece of hot pie slammed onto Olivia from the spot.

Olivia: ...

water room

Mu Gen said hello: Hello~(≧▽≦)/~

Olivia: Get out now!

Mu Gen obediently got out.

The next moment, with a "snap", a full hot water bottle slammed onto Olivia from the spot.

Olivia: ...

afterwards.

Mugen: Olivia is really a good chick who sacrifices herself to save others, and the cartoons are not deceiving at all! ~(≧▽≦)/~

Mengmeng: ... Chirp, that's it!

Olivia: ...

Uncles: ...

Call me Young Master: Yes (⊙_⊙), Olivia is such a good little chirp~(≧▽≦)/