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Alfred has never felt the terrible sourness, numbness, pain, and soreness after the scales are aligned... It's like biting an electric eel, and I can't describe that feeling in detail in words. Feel.

In short, it was because he did not have any mental preparations for such a move, so he pushed Tang Xiaomi away completely uncontrollably.

However, because of the difference in size between a freshwater mermaid like Tang Xiaomi and a saltwater mermaid like Alfred, the "push" in the end turned into a "push". When Alfred reacted, Tang Xiaomi Gulu Gulu has turned around in the water many times——

In the end, this city fish, which was a bit too delicate for the titan mermaid, fell headlong into the sand like that.

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A certain prince held his scales and stared blankly at Tang Xiaomi who struggled to pull his head out of the sand not far away, his mind blank.

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Alfred's meager mermaid common language reserve has no words that can describe his current despair.

After a while, Tang Xiaomi was still paralyzed on the sand, her face was pale, and she was a little dazed looking at His Royal Highness Alfred.

To put it simply, he was a little confused by what happened before.

After being silent for a while, Alfred suddenly came back to his senses, slapped his tail and rushed towards Tang Xiaomi in an instant, grabbed Tang Xiaomi by the collar, and picked him up from the sand.

"Xiao Mi!!!!!!!!!!!!"

he cried in horror.

The water flow caused by the sound mixed with the fine sand sprayed Tang Xiaomi's face.

Tang Xiaomi coughed twice, and the painful expression successfully stimulated the terrified Prince Highness again.

He tried to shake Tang Xiaomi's body, and slapped Tang Xiaomi on the back worryingly.

"Xiao Mi?! Xiao Mi!"

"*&...%..."

Alfred didn't realize that the petite mermaid in his arms almost rolled his eyes. If it was expressed in a manga picture, there should have been a drop-shaped soul-like creature floating out of his mouth at this time... He tried hard to recall his own The survival knowledge of shallow-water mermaids that I had received before, but my brain was always blank.

Subconsciously, he instinctively used his hunting knowledge of "how to make sure the prey is dead" to check Tang Xiaomi's physical condition.

He opened his nostrils to smell Tang Xiaomi's scent, and subconsciously touched the slightly sunken genital opening under Xiaomi's pelvis with his hands... [When encountering larger prey, you should find the anus of the weak prey, Tear the internal organs of the other party out from the anus. If they start to howl and struggle, then it can prove that their non-moving dying posture was just a disguise. ——Excerpted from "100 Easy Hunting Tips Children's Edition" Author: Xin Reed Kaihe]

The next second, Alfred felt a soft tail with a good smell slapped his face.

"Let go...I...you, you pervert!!!!!!"

Tang Xiaomi, who was still in a weak state before, was instantly full of vitality. He jumped up, slapped the prince of the deep sea fiercely, and then let out a weak but extremely severe roar.

Alfred couldn't help but reminisce about the wonderful touch left by his fingertips that would probably get a yellow card once he carefully described this chapter. Tang Xiaomi stood up.

The sea water around the latter seemed to be boiling because of the high temperature on his face...

The eyes staring at Alfred shone like jewels, and the small tremors on his body made His Royal Highness feel an uncontrollable love surge in his heart.

"Changed...perverted? Perverted means...wait...wait a minute..."

It was probably because the pink mood was so surging that it took Alfred a long time before he vaguely remembered the meaning of the syllable "abnormal" in the common mermaid language.

"I, I didn't develop abnormally!"

Alfred stammered and explained.

"I... I grew up like this when I was very young."

He turned around under the water, showing Tang Xiaomi his rough and bulky body.

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[In the process of developing from a fertilized egg into a new individual, the morphological structure and living habits of larvae and adults are very different, and this development process is called metamorphosis—from Baidu Encyclopedia]

Tang Xiaomi's face twisted subtly.

how to say……

Super, super, super angry!

I really want to turn the guy in front of me into sashimi!But after seeing his words and deeds, he subtly felt that if he cared about him, it would only lower his IQ... He clutched the awkward part of his lower body, angry, angry, crazy and depressed.

He didn't even dare to open his mouth because if he did, he felt like he was going to spit out a mouthful of blood.

"You, you..."

You nasty pervert, bastard, middle-aged face old rascal...

Tang Xiaomi opened his mouth, with all kinds of curse words lingering in his mind, but... he couldn't find the corresponding translation in Mermaid Common Language.

The abominable general-purpose mermaid language is not proficient at all and can't swear!

Apart from the phrase "abnormal", my mind is empty...

Tang Xiaomi felt that he was almost hurt internally because he was about to cry in anger, maybe because he touched a sensitive nerve that was rarely developed by a certain prince.

"sorry."

Then, he suddenly said to Tang Xiaomi.

Uh?

"Did I make you angry? I'm sorry."

He was a little twitchy (of course you can't see it from the outside), and added in a low voice.

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You don't know where I'm angry at all, do you? ! ! ! !

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Tang Xiaomi found that Alfred was completely unaware of how unacceptable his previous behavior was to the fish.