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After reaching a consensus of friends like elementary school students... I don't know if it's an illusion, but Tang Xiaomi always feels that the atmosphere between him and Alfred has become a little weird.

He didn't know how to describe it, anyway, it was that kind of feeling as if the surrounding sea water became sweet.

Even if he didn't tilt his head, he knew that Alfred was looking at him secretly. The gaze was extremely hot, sticky, and had a sense of presence, as if a pair of feather dusters protruded from Alfred's eyeballs. When Xiaomi is not paying attention, he will scratch a certain part of his body twice.

Tang Xiaomi felt very uncomfortable.

The tip of his tail twitched rapidly.

"Cough, that..."

Tang Xiaomi instinctively wanted to break the weird aura between him and Alfred, but when he opened his mouth, he didn't know what to say to that guy.

Before making friends, it was natural for everyone to get acquainted, and you can talk about any topic when you meet, but...

He looked at the bald Alfred, feeling a little depressed: His Royal Highness Prince Titan has nothing in common with him. What are you talking about? Why does this feel more and more like a blind date? I have nothing to say...

At this moment, a certain little fish in Alfred's hair might really be dazed by the strong hormones of a certain fish, and when it swam out amidst the silence of the two mermaids, when it wanted to swim back , but bumped straight into Tang Xiaomi's face.

"oops--"

Tang Xiaomi screamed softly.

At this time, Xiaoyu also found out that something was wrong, and wanted to get into Tang Xiaomi's hair in a panic.Seeing that little spot of light rushing towards him, Tang Xiaomi couldn't accept it even if he and Alfred had just reached a friendship consensus a few minutes ago, so he flicked his tail in fright and almost screamed out.

Fortunately, a black shadow passed by at this time.

Chirping, Stalin heroically rushed over and swallowed the fish in one gulp, a string of bubbles popping out of his head.And Tang Xiaomi held Stalin's round head in a daze for a long time before she came back to her senses. When she looked at Alfred again...she always wanted to stay away from him unconsciously.

Alfred held his head and looked at the scene in front of him in shock.

"It...they don't eat meat."

He explained with difficulty, looking at Tang Xiaomi's panicked face full of confusion.

These little fish not only glow according to his hormones, but also hide in his hair during normal times to help him clean up the debris of his scalp and the seaweed that adheres to the hair strands.It can be said that these small fish are as much a part of his body as the little creatures on his tail.

Every titan mermaid has its own unique "ecological circle", and some other deep-sea mermaids have also learned to live with them during their long life under the sea.It is also because of this that Tang Xiaomi's panic towards these little things is so incomprehensible.

——Tang Xiaomi understands these truths, but what about the parasites on the hair...

Still fucking scared the fish to death!

"I, I know, I just don't like small things running towards me." Tang Xiaomi leaned against Stalin tremblingly, watching the group of small things, for fear that they would run in her direction again.

However, he thought about what he said just now, more or less felt that it was a bit too blunt, so he hurriedly added a few words in an attempt to adjust the atmosphere.

"Do you usually wash your hair?"

Tang Xiaomi was really curious.

If the titan mermaids wash their hair, what will they do with these little creatures?And if the Titan Mermaid doesn't wash his hair...wait a minute... Doesn't that mean that the prince in front of him hasn't washed his hair for more than ten years? !

I haven't washed my hair for more than ten years!

No!wash!head!

……

Tang Xiaomi gulped down a mouthful of saliva, and looked at Alfred with a trace of horror.

"shampoo?"

Sure enough, Alfred's expression went blank.

"It seems that when we get married, we will clean up."

he recalled with difficulty.

Then he looked at Tang Xiaomi, his pupils shimmering.

"I know, you freshwater mermaids will often clean their hair, right?"

"Well... we are more concerned about this over there, we are not very used to living with other creatures in our hair."

Tang Xiaomi's soft curly hair swayed gently in the sea water.

"Can I touch it?"

Alfred said.

Then, without waiting for Tang Xiaomi's answer, he stretched out his hand and pressed it on Tang Xiaomi's head, the long and thin hair passing through Tang Xiaomi's brown hair, shaking it wildly.Alfred tilted his neck in confusion.

"so lonely."

"Uh?"

Tang Xiaomi frantically began to think about how "loneliness" entered their conversation.

...Does it mean that there are no small things growing in the hair, so the head environment is relatively lonely?

Just when this terrifying idea broke into his mind, Alfred had already pulled out a handful of shivering luminous fish from his hair, and handed it to the tip of Tang Xiaomi's nose.

"Give it to you to raise."

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After ten seconds of blank mind, Tang Xiaomi's voice sounded a little too high in the sea.

"No no no no I don't need this at all!"

"But……"

"I really don't need it! I wash my hair with shampoo every day! Believe me, if you put this kind of thing in my hair, I will die or they will die! Your Highness, don't do anything wrong!"

Tang Xiaomi unconsciously hid behind Stalin, holding on to her last breath and trying to politely reject the enthusiastic Highness Alfred.And Stalin, who didn't understand what happened between the two at all, felt that Tang Xiaomi's behavior of hiding behind him was very amusing. With a flick of his tail, he almost slapped Tang Xiaomi in front of His Royal Highness.

Immediately afterwards, after being categorically rejected the small fish in his hand, Alfred froze.

That kind of light... that damn pink light gradually dimmed again!

(Please don't do this please?!)

Tang Xiaomi held his breath in his chest, feeling the urge to vomit blood.

Fortunately, at this moment, his communicator rang.

The person who was anxious to find him was Evelyn—it was already very late at night, and it had been a long time since Tang Xiaomi and Alfred confessed to each other that they wanted to be good friends, which made Evelyn worried .

It would be very annoying to be checked by parents under normal circumstances, but Tang Xiaomi has never thanked his mother so much at this moment.

He held the communicator as if he was holding a life-saving straw, and hurriedly, just wanting to use this excuse to leave quickly.

However, when he found out that Tang Xiaomi was leaving, Stalin immediately began to piss off in dissatisfaction.

It very straightforwardly expressed the idea of ​​wanting Tang Xiaomi to stay - that chubby body blocked Tang Xiaomi's diving route time and time again, and then it emitted a long ultrasonic wave - this ultrasonic wave Can make freshwater mermaids dizzy and lose their orientation in space.

Tang Xiaomi was already clumsy because of the baby bottle on her back, and after being disturbed by Stalin, she tried several times but couldn't go back smoothly.And when he was a little overwhelmed, it was Alfred who helped him stop Stalin.

He forcefully blocked Stalin who was screaming and flicking his tail desperately.

Stalin turned his head abruptly, and bit Alfred's arm with a snap.

"Ouch—Stalin—"

Tang Xiaomi was in a hurry and wanted to see Alfred's injury in a panic.

However, he was driven away by Alfred.

"It doesn't matter." Prince Titan sprinkled the handful of luminous fish on top of his head, and said calmly, "You go back first."

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"You...you won't kill it, will you?"

Tang Xiaomi said hesitantly.

"You like it, no."

Alfred replied.

"Oh."

Tang Xiaomi said dryly ╯△╰.

I always feel like I should say something...

He felt, but when the words came to his lips, his head was still blank.

Well, for a terrifying creature like the Titan Mermaid, a newborn killer whale can't threaten him at all, and it's no big deal for him to stop Stalin so that he can get away.

Intellectually, Tang Xiaomi knew this.This was also the case for the past few days. Alfred was responsible for solving the problem of Stalin on the sea, and he hurried back to the communication area to rest after feeding.

This was a process both he and Alfred were used to.

However, this night, Tang Xiaomi didn't swim very far, and a thought inexplicably popped into his mind.

What was Alfred doing while he was sleeping?

Almost without thinking, the answer came out: Alfred still had to stay on the surface of the sea, with the killer whale he didn't like.

Thinking of this, Tang Xiaomi's tail stopped wagging all of a sudden.

That's right, it's been several days, because of the little killer whale, Alfred can't rest like Tang Xiaomi at all.

Uh……

This is already... the first few days...

Tang Xiaomi suddenly turned his head and looked towards the sea.At this distance, all he could see was darkness, but he could still hear the chirping of the little killer whale and the rhythmic sound of Alfred's tail churning slowly in the sea.Tang Xiaomi felt as if her heartbeat suddenly stopped.

He stared at the dark patch of water in his path.

In fact, as long as he went a little further downstream, the sunfish that had been applauded before would send him back to the exchange area.

But... His tail seemed to be grabbed by an invisible hand, and he couldn't move it.