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"How could it be that reason!"

Looking at the pile of "together" messages under the post, Tang Xiaomi couldn't help muttering.

Alfred with him?

Even if it was a joke, the scene was a little too ridiculous.

Tang Xiaomi's rationality is very clear. He clearly knows that those rumors are just a joke, and he has no possibility of getting involved with Prince Titan. However, the scale on his tail seems to be against him. What's the problem? None, but there is a super strange feeling that makes him always can't help but think of Alfred's previous scenes to him.

Chest and tail...

If it was in Danshui District, Alfred's behavior could really make Tang Xiaomi sue him for sexual harassment.

But then again, saltwater mermaids don't even wear clothes in their daily lives, and it's unimaginable to put them in freshwater areas.

"It's just a difference in cultural customs, um, it should be just a difference in culture!"

Tang Xiaomi murmured in a panic, but didn't know who she was talking to.

Ahhh, the strange feeling on the tail is always lingering. Finally, Tang Xiaomi couldn't help holding the tail, and put the scale in front of his eyes for a closer look - as a matter of course, there is nothing wrong with it.

Alfred's kiss was so gentle, no matter how soft Tang Xiaomi's scales were, there was no scratch.

Even if they are close, Tang Xiaomi always feels a faint fragrance rippling in front of the tip of his nose...

However, the flustered freshwater mermaid didn't realize that there was something wrong with this extremely subtle breath.

He was also anxious because of Prince Titan's behavior, and he was also worried that his mother would transfer to Danshui District tomorrow... There are simply too many things that can give Tang Xiaomi a headache.Tang Xiaomi never knew that his mother was such an active person. Before he had time to figure out how to delay the transfer back, he discovered that Evelyn had kicked Roy out of the house and made him The other party reported the matter to the ambassador in the exchange area overnight.

"Mom, I really don't want to go back!"

Tang Xiaomi almost begged Evelyn.

"Shut up, a kid like you knows nothing, this is really for your own good!"

Evelyn ignored Tang Xiaomi at all.

Tang Xiaomi was so angry that she slammed the door and went back to the room. She hugged her head and lamented, and rolled around on the bed. She deeply felt that she would definitely die of brain failure if she continued like this. No, no, the first thing to worry about is the stress type. The problem of descaling...

Then Tang Xiaomi heard the doorbell ringing in the living room.

He glanced at the clock subconsciously, Roy just went out, did he come back so soon?

……

"Dear Mrs. Evelyn, I am Aurelius Tu Rablin, Liaison Officer of the Royal Affairs Officer, and I am sorry to disturb your rest at this moment."

No, not Roy.

A handsome titan mermaid unexpectedly appeared outside the door. He talked with Evelyn who opened the door in a gentle manner, as if he didn't notice that his aura suddenly became very fierce after hearing the word "royal family" freshwater mermaid mother.

Tang Xiaomi poked his head out of the room secretly, and was shocked when he saw him.

"Oreo? Why are you here?"

After seeing Tang Xiaomi's figure, Oreo showed a smile—compared with the previous masked smile, his present smile finally had a trace of sincerity.

"Actually, I came here to apologize to you on the orders of His Royal Highness Alfred."

He said.

"Apologize?" This is Tang Xiaomi.

"Sorry for what?!" It was Evelyn.

Unlike the dazed Tang Xiaomi, Evelyn immediately heard the hidden message in the words of the royal affairs liaison officer—it must be that the bullshit prince did something to Tang Xiaomi that shouldn't be done to send the royal affairs liaison officer. The liaison officer came to the home of a commoner freshwater mermaid to apologize (and, according to Evelyn's understanding of the group of high-spirited saltwater mermaid nobles, this matter must be very, very serious before it is possible to touch those group of brains like cement Hard saltwater mermaid minds, let them apologize.)

If Evelyn's aura was fierce before, after hearing this sentence, the aura on his body has almost turned into a black snake emerging from behind, hissing and sticking out his tongue, shaking his head at Aurelius up.

"Please 'carefully' explain to me, why does your 'beep—' Prince His Royal Highness need to apologize to my Tang Xiaomi?"

The hairs on Tang Xiaomi's body almost stood on end.

No no no - no way?

Didn't that idiot apologize for that kiss and the gnawing mark on his chest?

Tang Xiaomi's eyes widened, and panic flashed in his eyes.

——How should I put it, in front of the inevitable bad luck, the intuition of the unlucky ghosts is always the most accurate.

Oreo is really here for those two things.

It started from the scene he saw when he went to the sea to deliver the necessary supplies to His Royal Highness Prince Alfred an hour ago——

At that time, Alfred was frantically bumping his head against the coral reef on the shore (it was the coral reef that the mermaid and humans had signed a treaty to protect together!), the killer whale Stalin watched with interest, and from time to time He whistled to show his participation in this farce, while His Royal Highness himself was talking to himself non-stop in ancient Atlantis.

"Angry? Not angry? Angry? Not angry?..."

In this way, seeing that the precious coral reef was about to be destroyed by the rough-skinned Titan mermaid, the 1 liaison officers who didn't want to get involved in the bad luck still had to bite the bullet and ask what happened, so that the noble Titan The prince was so restless.

Then, he was forced to share the sadness of His Royal Highness's youth who exuded a strong fishy smell.

"...You mean, you kissed the scales on his tail?"

Oreo, who heard the whole story, expressed that he was very tired.

"Yeah, and then he brushed his tail across my face, but, but he didn't look happy. I don't know if he's mad..."

Alfred clenched his fists and said sadly.

The thick veins on his arms, like earthworms, bulged on the surface of the bulging muscles in his nervous mood.

"...Before that, you left tooth marks on his chest?"

"Well, I thought, what kind of etiquette is that?"

Alfred replied, probably recalling the delicate and smooth touch he felt when his lips touched the boy's chest, his gums began to itch again, and at the same time, a super subtle emotion felt in his chest Swell up.

Facing Oreo, who is also a male and has the blood of a Titan, Alfred suddenly wanted to yell at him, "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow! That!" On the other hand, he didn't want Oreo to know the details of what happened between him and Tang Xiaomi at that time.

This ambivalence was intense and vague, and even Alfred himself couldn't figure out what was going on.

Of course, his teenage thoughts... It doesn't make any sense to the livid-faced Oreo.

"After doing all this, you are asking me why Tang Xiaomi looks unhappy?"

Oreo resisted the urge to growl, and confirmed word by word.

Alfred lowered his eyes and nodded slightly.

"I don't understand, did I do something wrong again..."

……

——It's not "unhappy" at all!

——Normal freshwater mermaids will only be furious and ready to attack!

——You are simply teasing!It's sexual harassment!In the Danshui District, you are going to go to the bureau and burn on the radiator all night!

The above is the roaring sound from Oreo's chest.

Oreo, who has lived in the world of freshwater mermaids for a long time, naturally knows why Tang Xiaomi is angry.

He really, really wants to resign now...

===Separation line after memory ====

Oreo's smile froze when he thought of Alfred. Through Evelyn's shoulder, he saw the terrible scene in the living room as if a submarine volcano erupted. Faceless, the young Titan prince liaison officer realizes that he can't hide the truth from the angry freshwater merman mother (obviously, in this small living room, they have already had a quarrel).

No matter how much he wanted to avoid this matter, but because of the noble character of the Titan royal family, he had to apologize to Tang Xiaomi on behalf of the prince.

He cannot let deceit and sexual harassment cast a shadow over the royal glory.

"As for His Highness Alfred forcibly kissing classmate Tang Xiaomi's chest and tail scales—"

"Don't say—"

As soon as Tang Xiaomi heard Oreo's words, she knew that she was really doomed.

Sure enough, before he could finish his persuasion, Evelyn jumped up, flicking her tail.

"'Forced kiss'? What did you say? That bullshit prince—he——" Evelyn's current appearance even made Tang Xiaomi involuntarily think of the red-eyed bull in the bullring.

"Mom, listen to my explanation!"

Tang Xiaomi wailed miserably, trying to appease Evelyn's anger, but it was obvious that every syllable he made would only make his mother angry.

"This kind of thing happened, and you guys dare to come to my house and say 'apology' in such a hypocritical manner." Evelyn's voice suddenly became hoarse, and the corners of his mouth opened to the sides to the ears, revealing The fangs in the mouth are unique to carnivorous fish.

"Ms. Evelyn, please calm down. On behalf of the Titan royal family, I sincerely apologize to you. His Royal Highness Prince Alfred is only too straightforward to do such inappropriate things to classmate Tang Xiaomi..."

Oreo frowned, and moved his tail back slightly while talking.

If it is said that Tang Xiaomi's defense made Evelyn angry, Oreo's tooth-bitten politeness ignited the powder keg in Evelyn's heart in a certain way.

"If an apology is useful, why do you need a coroner?!"

Evelyn rushed into the kitchen, picked up the half-meter-long heavy stone knife used to smash seaweed, and roared towards Oreo.

"Mom, calm down, calm down, listen to me first, things are really not like that..."

"Fuck, let me kill these bastards first! If you dare to touch my son, so what if you are the royal family of Titans, I will tell you why these stupid big flowers are so popular today!"

……

Tang Xiaomi felt that he was about to pass out. Looking at Evelyn's terrifying appearance, he had no doubt that there would be scenes that were not suitable for watching with super bloody violence.

In addition, Oreo looks weak and weak... (Tang Xiaomi obviously forgot the identity of Oreo Titan mermaid, after all, that kind of gentle temperament can always confuse fish) Tang Xiaomi anxiously rushed towards Evelyn and Oreo who were in the melee.

Then he, who was delicate and weak, was swept by Evelyn with the tip of a knife.

"Crack-"

A crisp sound.

Evelyn's movements suddenly froze, and Oreo stopped running away. They all turned their heads. After seeing Tang Xiaomi's appearance, Evelyn showed an expression of extreme fear.

"Do not--"

Tang Xiaomi didn't know if she heard his groans.

However, the strong ominous feeling made him turn pale, and then slowly lowered his head.Then Tang Xiaomi saw the running light of the deep sea life support device on his chest flickering and then went out.

A slit ran hideously across its surface.

Deep in the gap, there was the crackling sound of wires shorting out.But soon, even the crackling was gone.

The life support unit is completely out of service.