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"Is that...artificial respiration? Mouth, to mouth?"

Alfred said word by word.

"Uh, yes, although it's not romantic at all to dedicate my first kiss to artificial respiration..." Accidentally, Tang Xiaomi uttered the most tangled thing in his heart.

With a swish, Alfred's face in front of him instantly turned dark.

"'Kiss', is that the kind of behavior you freshwater mermaids do when you touch someone with your lips? To express your love for another person?"

Alfred dully recalled the knowledge of freshwater mermaid culture he had acquired after desperately tutoring after he made up his mind to be friends with Tang Xiaomi.

"Uh--"

It is obviously a normal interpretation of words, but when Tang Xiaomi listened to Alfred slowly saying "kiss" and "like", he always felt shy emotions fermenting in his chest-then, he realized what exactly he said what. ∑(っ°Д°;)っ

He just wanted to bang his head to death! ! !

Come on, what was he complaining about in front of Alfred that he didn't have a first kiss? !The idiot in front of me probably doesn't understand how important the first kiss is to a young mermaid, and probably thinks that he is complaining about him taking away the first kiss...

(Oh my god, just thinking about it with the tail fin makes me feel that what I said just now is superb!)

Tang Xiaomi really felt that his head should be pulled out to remove the debris accumulated on the back of the brain, otherwise how could he say such stupid things.

"No, but, if it wasn't for artificial respiration, I'm afraid I would have died of lack of oxygen, so the first kiss is not very important hahaha..." (σ｀д)σ

Tang Xiaomi smiled dryly, and tried his best to patch up the patch, but his voice involuntarily became softer and Alfred's eyes became darker and darker.

The dark aura emanating from the young prince can easily remind people of that bloody and violent beast, as if he was about to let out an angry roar from his throat in the next second—however, at the last moment, he As if thinking of something, the anger and frustration were frozen.

Prince Titan stood in front of Tang Xiaomi like a statue.

Tang Xiaomi looked at him in horror.

[Wait a minute, I didn't mean to! !Sure enough, you are angry, right?Is what I just said too idiotic?How should I explain it? I just said it in passing...]

Tang Xiaomi, who was about to be confused by the foreign mermaid civilization during this time, thought in panic.

Fortunately, at the moment when Tang Xiaomi was extremely distressed, Evelyn's body emerged from the interlayer between the salt water and the fresh water, accompanied by a burst of water waves——

"Millet!"

His voice was high-pitched, accompanied by strong joy, but it sounded a bit harsh in the closed freshwater cave.

"mom?"

Tang Xiaomi has never thought that Evelyn's image of Barbie King Kong with snot and tears is so kind and lovely.As soon as he turned his head, he met Evelyn's tearful face. The latter's thick body rushed over immediately and pressed Tang Xiaomi to his chest—under such circumstances, ghosts have the energy to go Tangled with the melancholy of His Royal Highness.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

"Hey - it hurts!"

Tang Xiaomi gasped and wailed. Evelyn's movement touched his scarred tail and skin, causing a sharp pain.And his protest immediately made Evelyn jump away in shock. Of course, his hand was still holding on to Tang Xiaomi tightly, as if he would melt into bubbles and disappear from his eyes in the next moment.Big tears rolled out of Evelyn's eye sockets, turned into colloidal gel balls in the sea water and fell underwater.

"Woooooh, Xiaomi, I'm sorry, it's my mother's fault..."

Evelyn cried and apologized next to Tang Xiaomi - his previous impulsiveness almost turned Tang Xiaomi into a salted fish in the sea.

Seeing his mother like this, Tang Xiaomi is unlikely to blame her with a straight face.

"Mom, I actually have nothing to do." He said weakly, "And at that time, I didn't pay attention, so I swam over rashly..."

Who knows that the mother who was a petite freshwater mermaid stayed in the saltwater area for so long before, and she has become a serious hero physically and psychologically. The real freshwater mermaid Tang Xiaomi is crispy in front of the saltwater mermaid. The blood is thin, and being slapped casually by the tail is life-threatening...

"No, no, it's my fault, Xiaomi, you are like this..."

Evelyn managed to stop her tears, sniffling her nose and trying to say something, but when she looked up at her son, who was still white and tender before, the whole fish was almost covered with ointment, and his body was corroded by seawater. The wound came out, and there were signs of emotional collapse again.

"Mom, hold back! Don't blow your nose here!"

When Tang Xiaomi heard Evelyn blowing her nose, she felt that her scales were about to stand on end.He still doesn't know exactly where he is now, but this doesn't prevent him from realizing that the place he is in is a closed water body. Evelyn is crying like this, and the snot from blowing her nose will probably stay in this water body ...

Thinking of that "beautiful" scene, even if Tang Xiaomi is a mermaid with no cleanliness and a little messy life, she can't stand it.

Evelyn: "..."

"I told you I'm fine," Tang Xiaomi's mouth twitched, and he tried his best to comfort Evelyn, "Anyway, it's Al after the chase... His Highness saved me, didn't you?"

He started trying very hard to change the subject.

Alfred: "..."

When Alfred, who had always been a wallflower before, heard the word "save", there was a rather suspicious crack in his expression that had never changed in emotion.

Evelyn turned her head sobbing, and saluted in surprise after seeing Alfred.

"Your Majesty Alfred!"

Tang Xiaomi was almost touching his forehead...

Didn't Evelyn notice Alfred before?Obviously that guy is so big...

"...forgive the joy of an anxious mother when her child finally wakes from a coma. I didn't mean to ignore your elegant voice, but the affection for loved ones clouded all my five senses ...I really appreciate your act of saving my son Tang Xiaomi, please allow me to repeat my offense to your attendant here again."

Evelyn swam up to Alfred, saluted a little strangely, and said in a solemn voice that Tang Xiaomi had never heard before.

"Like the seastone on Poseidon's crown, your actions are so noble."

"Don't be too polite."

Alfred spoke with a stiff face.

"Xiao Mi... is my friend. Therefore, no matter whether the environment is good or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, I will love him, respect him and cherish him."

In order to alleviate the obvious stiffness and sheriff on Evelyn in front of him, Alfred tried his best to find the fragments in the freshwater mermaid culture books, so as to explain to Evelyn how much he valued Tang Xiaomi.

"puff--"

As a result, as soon as his words fell, Tang Xiaomi couldn't breathe well, and was almost choked to death.

Before Evelyn could speak, he had already shouted in embarrassment and annoyance: "Idiot! You used the wrong word!"

That's a wedding vow ahhh please!

Why are you saying such things to my mother? Help!

"?"

Alfred looked at the distraught Tang Xiaomi with doubts on his face.

But considering his naturally ferocious face, his unusually focused expression made Evelyn's nerves tense up.

In the eyes of a mother who cares about her son, the cold (eager) stare (stare) of the Titan Mermaid undoubtedly has a rather terrifying meaning, especially when Tang Xiaomi calls Alfred "stupid".

"Tang Xiaomi!"

Evelyn interrupted Tang Xiaomi's words in a panic, almost breaking out in cold sweat.

Although he himself had scolded and fought against the people sent by the royal family before, Evelyn did not dare to let Tang Xiaomi show such a rough attitude in front of Alfred—considering that the Titan Mermaid That kind of terrifying speed can play a huge role in the sea, and after experiencing Tang Xiaomi's dying and then being rescued, Evelyn is already frightened now.

In this case, even if Alfred's previous oath, which was super strange no matter how it sounds, has successfully made a super dangerous red light light up in Evelyn's heart as a mother, Evelyn still Forcibly inserted between Alfred and Tang Xiaomi.

"I'm sorry, Your Highness Alfred, Tang Xiaomi's attitude towards you was somewhat inappropriate in such a serious injury situation."

Evelyn said.

"..."

Alfred seemed a little silent.

[Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

If someone could pull out His Royal Highness's brain and rinse it in the water at this time, probably the entire sea would be filled with the above words.

Tang Xiaomi blushed, stared at him with twinkling eyes, and shouted "idiot" angrily...

m·e·l·t·i·n·g! ! !

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……

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"Your Highness?"

"His Royal Highness Alfred?"

"Are you ok?"

"That, you..."

……

It seemed that there was a sound coming from a very far away place.

It took Alfred a moment to realize that it was Evelyn calling him.

When he finally recovered from that rippling, soft beauty mood, he found Evelyn looking at him in horror.

"Your highness, your highness, your nosebleed..."

he stammered.

Only then did Alfred realize that his nostrils were spraying blood.His head is now slightly reminiscent of a black tea bag - the small body of water around it has been stained red. (￣￣)

Tang Xiaomi and Evelyn panicked at the terrible scene before them.

"God, are you okay?"

Tang Xiaomi remembered that Alfred also had a nosebleed before, and couldn't help but began to seriously worry about Alfred's physical condition...

"Yes, is it because of staying in fresh water for a long time?"

Suddenly, Tang Xiaomi remembered that Alfred was a saltwater mermaid, and since he woke up, Alfred had been by his side, which meant that he was always in fresh water.As a freshwater mermaid who was almost killed by seawater, Tang Xiaomi was deeply affected by the different waters. Seeing Alfred's current appearance, it was easy to think of water problems...

Obviously, he has no real concept of the "tough" physique of the Titan Mermaid.

(The living area of ​​the Titan mermaid is located in the "super abyss zone" of the sea. The word "hadal" used to describe this area means "close to hell" in Greek - from this it can also be seen that the living conditions in this area How harsh and difficult it is, even the bacteria in this place have enough energy to decompose organic matter, and the animal carcasses that have settled down from the upper waters are far from enough for the powerful and huge Titan Mermaid to consume, so the Titan Mermaid generally uses Grazing spider crabs, giant clams and other creatures near the mouth of the seabed hot springs ensures the basic food supply of the group.

As a large mermaid that can live happily near the hydrothermal spring system, the titan mermaid's environmental adaptability has reached the pinnacle level.According to data conversion, they can even survive in fresh water for as long as three months to half a year. ——Excerpt from "Siren Science Bookshelf: One Hundred Most Powerful Creatures on Earth" by Jade Husso)

"God, Al...Your Highness, please hurry to the salt water area! I can take care of myself..." Σ(°△°|||)︴

Tang Xiaomi was almost dying of anxiety.

Evelyn knew that the Titan Mermaid was very powerful, but Alfred's nosebleeds made him not optimistic about the prince's physical condition.

"Thank you very much for accompanying Xiaomi during this time, Your Highness, your body is also very important..."

"No, I have no problem."

Alfred became anxious.

He didn't want to be that fragile in front of dear Xiaomi at all—he was actually very strong, but he was a little bit overblooded.

Driven by instinct, Alfred rushed past Evelyn to Tang Xiaomi's seaweed bed.

He quickly tightened his muscles one by one, and showed Tang Xiaomi those muscles as hard as small stones.

"I am strong!" (＞д＜)

Prince Titan emphasized seriously.

"But, but..."

Tang Xiaomi really wanted to say something to Alfred - "Your chest muscles are so bulging that they almost touch my mouth."

He shook back slightly embarrassedly, trying to distance himself from Alfredra, but this small movement led to a certain scale on his tail——

"oops!"

With a soft cry of pain, Tang Xiaomi fell to one side a little unsteadily.Alfred immediately stretched out his hand and hugged him.

The moment he touched Tang Xiaomi's smooth skin, the whole world became unreal again, and in Alfred's heart, countless colorful light spots surged...

Oh no.

Alfred was in a trance when he heard a voice say in his heart.

He was horrified to find that there was a heat surge in his body, that dark and terrifying appetite was like an oarfish lurking in his heart, it was so huge, fierce, and unstoppably attacked his fragile ego.

Alfred even felt that there were scales under his abdomen that wanted to stand up.

It almost terrified him.

God, why does he want to bite Xiao Mi so much? ! ! !

Alfred let go of Tang Xiaomi abruptly, and bounced back with a pale face.

"I……"

He gulped down fresh water, but couldn't even utter a complete sentence.

In a panic, he flicked his tail, slammed into the salt water area, and then fled away from the narrow gap at an alarming speed like a sea cockroach, leaving only Tang Xiaomi and Eve in a daze Lin.

"what happened?"

This is the question that popped up in the minds of the two mermaids.