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I once saw a Titan Mermaid in the depths of the ocean, and yes, I know you all think I'm joking, judging by your laughter.

Well... no, I'm not kidding, I actually saw a Titan Mermaid.At that time, I was just an idle idiot, the kind of carbon-based creature who had no idea about life and life, just "alive", I had a small boat, and I drove it every day, aimlessly Traveling along the Tropic of Cancer.I know that many movies, oh, and many so-called biographies written by people who claim to be familiar with me describe that period of time as my self-cultivation of life, but here I can tell you clearly, no, it is not No, I don't actually think about anything, I just want to be alone, and my biggest and only joy in life is listening to cds at night and eating fried chicken made from discounted frozen chicken nuggets, only That's all.

I think that Titan Mermaid is probably some kind of apocalypse sent by God-it really, completely changed my life.

You will never believe how beautiful the Titan Mermaid is. When he stares at you with mysterious eyes, you will find that your soul has been washed like never before. For a moment, the mysteries of the universe and the meaning of life... …that deep, noble stuff starts burning in your head!

For me, the light of my life was not lit until the moment I met the Titan Mermaid.

The merman approached me... yes, that's why everyone thought I was joking, but the truth is that the merman approached me and handed me the shell it was wearing.

My body was shaking as I gazed at the lines on the scallop and asked myself - why did nature create such an exquisite product?The lines on the shell seem to indicate something, that kind of mysterious thing is hidden behind those regular stretched lines.

I began to open my ignorant eyes, trying to see the world clearly.

That Titan Mermaid is my apocalypse.

——Excerpt from "Father of Quantum Physics Bugo Sromatin University Celebration Speech Transcript"

Perhaps the Titan Mermaid really has some mysterious connection with the sea. Under Alfred's visible anger, the entire ocean seems to be responding to his furious emotions, becoming more and more turbulent.

The sun did not know when it was hiding in the clouds, the sea water turned a thick dark blue, and the wind became fierce and blew the sea surface, pushing layers of waves to billow with salty white foam... Everything in front of him combined with Alfred's already old, serious and terrifying face, making the whole scene a bit "that" in an instant.

Tang Xiaomi felt his heart beating faster due to nervousness, and he tried hard not to show a weak look in front of Alfred: "I, I'm not yelling at you..."

(But his voice is getting weaker and weaker)

"...I'm not telling you, it's reasonable! If you did something like that just now, it's easy to kill someone. If that's the case, you'll get into trouble too... right..."

In front of Tang Xiaomi's dry explanation, Alfred's face was like cast iron, dark and cold, exuding a icy breath.

"I'm not going to eat them."

Prince Titan spoke suddenly, every word was whizzing out with air-conditioning.

——It’s almost like the Great Dark Demon King returning to the world! ! !

Just seeing the old, serious and scary face of Prince Titan (eh... why do I have to repeat it), what Tang Xiaomi has seen before "Western Ocean Toothed Cannibal", "Chewing Big Mouth", "Deadly Mermaid" Fragments of horror movies like this one began to replay in his mind infinitely.

Each of Tang Xiaomi's scales began to itch, and the coercion brought by the titan mermaid made him physically afraid.

Especially after the sentence "I don't intend to eat them"... He always felt that Alfred still had half a sentence to say.

And the unspoken half-sentence is the scariest thing, isn't it? ! ! !

Tang Xiaomi glanced at the group of great white sharks on the sea that seemed to be able to eat even boats (and the silly-looking humans who seemed to have a "high-quality source of protein and fat" label on their foreheads), and the depression in his heart became more and more serious. thick.

"Your Highness Alfred, I can really assure you that these humans are not malicious..."

"*&...%..."

He didn't realize how scary he would look when he was in a bad mood, as the top creature of the food chain, so Alfredo couldn't understand why Tang Xiaomi would continue to continue after he made such a "sincere" explanation. persuade him.Alfred became anxious, he stared deeply at the worried freshwater mermaid in front of him, his gaze was so gloomy——

His Royal Highness almost didn't need to use extra attention to notice that the little mermaid that made him fascinated quickly became stiff just after he looked at it casually.Tang Xiaomi looked very scared and nervous - this cognition successfully hit His Highness Alfred's fragile heart.

It was like the last krill that killed the blue whale, His Royal Highness Prince Titan collapsed completely.

Is Xiao Mi afraid of him?

Xiao Mi didn't believe his words at all... He had already told him that he would not eat those humans, so what the hell was going on...

……

But in fact, Tang Xiaomi was just physically scared by Alfred and dared not move.

Again, the titan-mermaid rage is really, really, really scary.

"Whoa-"

At this moment, a wave was so violent that Tang Xiaomi's tiny body swayed, and she was almost shot back under the water.

(Be careful!)

Alfred stretched out his hand quickly. He wanted to help Tang Xiaomi stabilize his body, but because of his excitement, the moment he stretched out his hand, his fingertips popped out with sharp attack-shaped nails like daggers, and the color of his body also changed. Change, become more deterrent and more colorful.

In that very, very short moment, he looked as if he grabbed Tang Xiaomi by the neck and swallowed him.

Tang Xiaomi couldn't help curling her tail quickly... Instinctively avoiding Alfred's hand.

After the big waves beat, the two reappeared on the sea surface wet.

"..."

Alfred maintained the posture of reaching out his hand before, and looked at Tang Xiaomi stiffly. At this moment, Tang Xiaomi finally came to his senses, and his face suddenly became extremely embarrassed.

"I……"

The freshwater mermaid was really stunned. He wanted to explain, but his mind went blank.

If Alfred was a great demon who returned to the world a few minutes ago and wanted to slaughter everything, at this moment he finally climbed out of the summoning circle and found himself turned into a fly and stuck to the sticky flyboard And the passage back to hell has also been closed, the big devil who is completely desperate.

——In short, it was a disaster!

"I understand."

Alfred spoke slowly.

He glanced at the human on that ship again, then at Oreo who was trying to protect his human partner... and then at Tang Xiaomi who was full of panic.

As a titan mermaid with a low IQ and low EQ, his entertainment activities are mainly in a daze. For the first time in his life, Alfred felt deeply lonely surrounded by so much food.

(Whether it’s Oreo or Xiaomi, they don’t understand what abominable creatures humans are…)

(Xiao Mi, I'm already starting to hate me...)

(I really hate me...)

(Even if I stretch out my hand, I will subconsciously avoid it...it can only explain him...)

(Damn...why does my chest feel so sad...)

……

A drop of water fell on the surface of the sea.

Then came the second drop... and then the heavy rain that crackled like popping beans covered the sea area.

Look, even God is very compatible with Alfred's mood.

He raised his face, and the muscles in his face trembled slightly.

"I am leaving."

Alfred said, and then slapped his tail violently towards the surface, swimming towards the bottom of the sea with unprecedented speed and madness.

He felt that he was really embarrassed, but he felt that there was no way for him to stay on that lonely and lonely sea—if he continued to stay there, I'm afraid Xiao Mi would find out that his face was full of tears. Not just rain, but...

"His Royal Highness Alfred?!"

"Al—"

Looking at the spray from Alfred's tail, Tang Xiaomi woke up like a dream, and wanted to chase after him as soon as he lifted his tail, but the speed of the Titan Mermaid was too fast, and it was not comparable to a freshwater mermaid like him. Before his body completely sank to the surface of the water, Alfred's figure had already disappeared at the bottom of the dark water.

"Stop chasing."

Tang Xiaomi's arm was caught, and he was pulled straight into the sea, and then met Oreo's serious face.

"Let him calm down first, we have more difficult things to deal with now."

Oreo said.

"Troublesome...?"

Tang Xiaomi's mind was full of the cold and distorted face before Alfred left. Although the other party looked really scary and a big devil, but Xiaomi always felt that something was wrong in his heart.

Inexplicably, he felt that Alfred's eyes were very sad at that moment just now...

It was precisely because of this that it took him a while to figure out what the "difficult" thing Oreo was talking about was.

"The weather isn't quite right, a storm is coming, but look there—"

Oreo pointed to the "Watcher". There was a very obvious depression where it was hit by the white shark before, and there was a very thin gap in the material of the stern.

"We have to take this ship out of the sea and avoid the center of the storm, otherwise it will sink in the state of the ship."

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