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"Do you even know what you're doing?!"

Finally relieved, Tang Xiaomi couldn't control his emotions and growled at Alfred.

Rescued the titan mermaid's own "beep-" from the claws of the noble crown prince of Atlantis.

As a normal and innocent young freshwater mermaid who has never even been in love, Tang Xiaomi himself doesn't know why such a magical thing happened in his life.

(So ​​powerless...orz)

Tang Xiaomi suddenly felt that something was wrong with his fish life.

Probably because he was too immersed in the complicated mood that he didn't know how to describe in words, Tang Xiaomi didn't notice that his tail was resting on Alfred's body, and those sensitive, delicate new The scales, also "just in time" touched his tail.

Therefore, when Tang Xiaomi glared at Alfred, the Crown Prince of Titan's expression suddenly became ferocious, veins popped out of his forehead, and his facial muscles became very distorted.

Where Tang Xiaomi couldn't see, the tip of Alfred's tail was straight and hard like a steel bar.

(hold back!)

Alfred said to himself in his heart.

The "beep" that caused him great trouble began to swell again the moment Tang Xiaomi's tail brushed past.

This simply overwhelmed Alfred to the extreme.

He should really get rid of that damn "beep--" directly, but judging by Tang Xiaomi's angry expression, he obviously disagreed with him.

However, on the one hand, Xiao Mi did not allow him to solve the annoying "beep--" once and for all; no.

The simple way of thinking of the Titan Mermaid is completely unable to understand the complex psychological activities of the Freshwater Mermaid, and has completely fallen into a state of rest.

But even if it's a break...

The thing that should be puffed up...is still the same as before...puffed up with arrogance and arrogance.

Whether it is in terms of volume or height, it cannot be ignored at all...

Tang Xiaomi looked stiffer than ever when he saw it.

Alfred swallowed a mouthful of bitter saliva, looking anxiously at the twisted face of the freshwater mermaid.

"I just think you don't like me like this. That's why I want to cut it off, that, don't be angry."

"cut……"

Tang Xiaomi was so frightened that she repeated Alfred's words unconsciously.

cut off?

Cut it off? ! ! !

Looking at Alfred's unusually serious face, and looking at the "beep--" that seemed to be blingbling and uncontrollably attracting everyone's attention, Tang Xiaomi felt that she was... saving someone people.

"This, this organ is very, very important! Don't keep saying things like this that will scare people to death..."

He whispered through gritted teeth.

"But if you don't like it, it doesn't matter."

Alfred said hoarsely, then lowered his eyes a little nervously, and pointed with his fingers to the "beep——" who was about to leave him

"Xiao Mi, I don't understand the customs on your side. Is there a place where cats eat you? How should I deal with this... Anyway, I will just listen to you."

Alfred's heart was beating violently after he finished speaking so many words in a record-breaking breath, and after he finished speaking, he waited nervously for Tang Xiaomi's response.

But it took at least ten seconds before he got Tang Xiaomi's unusually weak reply.

"Yes……"

The following words are as thin as mosquitoes.

Alfred tilted his head slightly, trying to discern Tang Xiaomi's increasingly soft words.

His face was close to Tang Xiaomi's, his eyes were focused, his purple pupils were like gemstones, deep and moving.

Tang Xiaomi felt his face also huffed and turned red instantly.

"It's a normal physiological imagination! Idiot, idiot, idiot!"

He stretched out his hand with a "snap" and covered Alfred's face.

The whole mermaid was deeply caged by a sense of great malice and weakness from the universe.

Probably because it was completely broken, after this delicate topic started, Tang Xiaomi stuffed his remaining shame into the gap, grabbed Alfred's ear and started a long fight. mermaid knowledge teaching.

"x&...%￥#＠...＠￥!%￥x!!!!%￥#＠￥..."

[Considering that the entire teaching content is too shameful, once this chapter is carefully described, it will be locked again, and this part will be mosaiced]

ten minutes later.

A dazed titan mermaid and a freshwater mermaid so embarrassed that they were about to explode were newly released in the ward.

"... Anyway, in the end, that's it."

Tang Xiaomi avoided the sight of the Titan Mermaid and ended in a low voice.

"Oh."

Alfred lowered his head and began to look at his "beep—" with a new look

"I don't even know... so... is it important?"

Alfred thought of the time when he was a juvenile mermaid, he cut it off and threw it behind his back countless times when he was in danger to attract the attention of predators...

It really shouldn't be.

Fortunately, now that he has Xiao Mi, he finally understands the importance of "beep -" and the mistakes he made before will never happen again.

"Thank you!"

Alfred thanked him very sincerely.

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a long time later……

Tang Xiaomi, who was already a queen, accidentally let go of a book titled "Revealing the Secrets of the Saltwater Mermaid's Bed".

Then accidentally, his eyes fell on a paragraph.

【... Among all the saltwater mermaids, the most talked about is the amazing regenerative ability of the saltwater mermaid reproductive organs.Just as sea cucumbers will spit out their intestines to attract the attention of their hunters when they are in danger, many young saltwater mermaids will also tear off their huge genitals and throw them on the ground when they are in danger. Gain valuable escape time in the water.This is undoubtedly a very effective method. Young saltwater mermaids do not have the ability to reproduce. At that time, those bulging external genitalia that affect the flow of water and reduce their useful speed are not only cumbersome There is no other use for it, and the saltwater mermaid chose to use it as an escape tool, which undoubtedly proved the plasticity and advanced nature of this race in the evolution process.And until they reach adulthood, the genitals of saltwater mermaids will gradually become firm...]

"Snapped……"

The book just fell to the ground.