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Before meeting Aurelius Tu Rablin, Thrall's life can be said to be smooth sailing.He was born in an extremely wealthy family, his father is a super "big man", and his mother is a famous beauty in the world, which is different from the portrayal in most movies and novels. Although the family is powerful and powerful, his parents are still He is very loving, full of love and tenderness towards Sal - and then Sal grows up like a perfect template created by God, he is handsome, smart, innocent but never lacks due cunning...

Sal's life is a luxurious buffet prepared by God for him, as long as he wants, he has everything.

Until one day, at the premiere of a movie invested by his friend, he saw the leading role of the movie there, the mermaid Aurelius who made the whole world go crazy for it.It was as if the whole world had been reduced to a blurred background, sounds, colors, and smells were all gone, only Aurelius was shining like a crown.

Then Sal understood what is called "love at first sight".

Then there's the usual stalking and chasing and the "you like me but I don't like you but actually I already like you but I don't know it myself I finally cry when you finally decide to pretend you don't like me "I'm already in love with you" plot, besides, there are all kinds of journalistic exposures, grievances of wealthy families, suspicions about keeping in all entertainment circles... Because this is a small fresh mermaid article about Sal and Ollie O's story fast-forwarded like this.

In short, in the end, Thrall went through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties to catch up with his beloved male god Aurelius... which is now Oreo.

If this is an article, it may have to be marked at the end with the label "From now on, they lived a good life of being in love with each other, without shame and impatience", and add an end.

However, it wasn't until he was really with Oreo that Thrall realized that the biggest test in his life had just come...

——He and Oreo couldn't have sex.

"Well, is the 'papapa' you mentioned the 'papapa' I thought..."

The corner of Tang Xiaomi's mouth twitched, and he didn't notice that he had already asked.

And Thrall gave him an extremely bitter nod.

"..."

Tang Xiaomi said that as a young man, he really didn't know how to respond to Sal.

I always feel that whether it is comforting the other party "hahaha this kind of thing will be resolved, don't care about the hurdles in life", or pretending to be nervous and patting him on the shoulder and saying "It's funny, Sal, you are such a good person To make such a joke because of me"...it's all weird, isn't it? !Help, he is just a minor who really can't hold this level of embarrassment!

—By the way, he was not comforted by Thrall at all.

"After all, it's mermaids and humans...and..."

For some reason, Thrall's last half of his words disappeared in the lapping of the waves—then his expression became even darker.

"?"

Tang Xiaomi looked at Sal in bewilderment, waiting for this human being who had trouble with sex to continue pouring out his distress, but in the end all of Sal's words were just vague and general descriptions, and the only thing Tang Xiaomi could understand were him and Ao. Because of the different species, Leo has insurmountable difficulties in physical communication...

"But I was in Tamsui before, and I heard news that humans and mermaids formed families together, and they seemed to have children later? Sal, you don't have to be so anxious."

Tang Xiaomi tilted her head, comforting Sal with some incomprehension.

Thrall let out a long sigh.

That's right, after living in harmony with freshwater mermaids for so many years, there are many examples of humans and mermaids being together from ancient times to recent times.But the same situation has changed with Thrall and Oreo.

After all, in the history of human beings, no one had "intimate" contact with saltwater mermaids—not to mention, Oreo was a Titan hybrid mermaid.

If it's just the bloodline of the Titan Mermaid, it's not a big problem. What really puts Thrall in an extremely difficult situation is the bloodline of the other half of Oreo's Pipa Mermaid.The hybrid females produced by this kind of saltwater mermaid who steal sperm to reproduce are indistinguishable from their own mother and sisters, but the hybrid male offspring have a remarkable characteristic, they are not fertile.

To put it simply, because the weak genes of the male angler mermaid are not needed, the female angler mermaid does not need the sperm of the male angler mermaid from the beginning to the end, and then in a long time, the titan mermaid and the angler mermaid were born The fertility of hybrid males begins to decline.In modern times, their "beep--" is just a useless decoration in many cases.

The specific meaning of "decoration" is that as long as you apply a little force, it will fall...

Although it is said that with the powerful regeneration ability, the mixed-race male mermaid will soon grow a new "beep-" in the original position (this is not a special thing in the deep sea), but in the human understanding In the love relationship, at the third base stage, which should be the happiest stage, I suddenly found that the person I liked dropped a "beep--"-this terrible physiological mechanism still gave Salmo a great psychological shadow.

Of course, Sal really loves Oreo, even if the latter’s “beep——” is the same. After going through a difficult struggle to overcome the psychological shadow, Sal decided to use another way to carry out the relationship between lovers. Physiological communication: After all, as a human being, his "beep—" will never drop.

however……

The sea area where Oreo's mother family is located is extremely difficult because of the extremely difficult living environment, and all creatures have special ways to make a living-for example, some kind of powerful parasite with suckers, they rely entirely on the nutrient-rich blood of the mermaid For a living, of course, the thick skin and hard scales of the merman make it very difficult to suck blood, so this parasite will crawl from the anus of the merman into their rectum, and then parasitize in the merman's rectum just like that get food...

In the long history, in order to guard against this terrible parasite, angler fishes have gradually evolved an anus with tiny sharp teeth. Once anything tries to crawl from the outside to the inside with external force, those scales evolved The coming "teeth" will crush the foreign body under the nerve reflex.

Thrall still remembers the intense sadness in his heart when he took the [Mosaic] out of Oreo's body and watched the [Mosaic] turn into [Mosaic Mud].That terrible scene even made him unable to even invest in DIY for the next six months...

To be honest, if it weren't for his family's financial resources to allow him to find the best psychiatrist in the world for emotional relief, the love between him and Oreo would probably fall apart under this strong psychological shadow.

But then again, even though he and Oreo are still deeply in love, the situation is not much better.

After several attempts at sex with no success at all, Oreo unilaterally proposed a breakup, and then returned to the saltwater area with Sal behind his back, and then Sal spent a long time in "Watchmen" "Aboard, trying in vain to find Oreo...

That's why Oreo's attitude was so contradictory when he first saw Thrall.

……

All of the above were things that Sal couldn't tell Tang Xiaomi at all.

The only thing he can emphasize is that the problem between Alfred and Tang Xiaomi is really not a problem compared to him and Oreo.

Even if Alfred is a prince and Tang Xiaomi is a commoner.

Even if Alfred is likely to grow to seven meters long in the end, Tang Xiaomi can grow up to 1.8 meters at most.

even if...

There is nothing left.

At least Alfred’s “beep——” won’t fall off immediately, and Tang Xiaomi’s “ding dong——” doesn’t have any teeth in it.

The innate foundation of the two of them falling in love has almost made Thrall envious so much that his eyes bleed...