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Tang Xiaomi was beaten up by his mother (♀), and he was really embarrassed if he said he was embarrassed, but the words his mother scolded him really couldn't be refuted after thinking about it.

Since I came to the saltwater area, I was fed by Stalin first, and then harassed by Alfred... In short, Tang Xiaomi's high school attendance rate is so sad to hear, and shed tears when she saw it. talk.

Puppy love is also true puppy love, even though the schools in Danshui District are not so strict about it now, but in the eyes of Evelyn's generation, Tang Xiaomi's age is still too young to fall in love—as for love The fact that the target is male...

"Mom, aren't you a male now..."

Tang Xiaomi was whipped around the room three and a half times by Evelyn holding the kelp, and spoke half a word in a dizzy manner.

Immediately after Taiyi raised his head, looking at his mother whose face was almost swollen with gas, she knew immediately that something was wrong.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, I am wrong! Mom! Help! I will change! From now on, I must study hard every day, do not skip classes, do not leave early, and complete my homework on time!"

Tang Xiaomi immediately knelt down in front of Evelyn with kelp printed on it and began to admit his mistake.

"Snapped--"

The kelp in Evelyn's hand left several scratches on Tang Xiaomi's body. The anger in her heart was still burning, but she couldn't continue to smoke when she met Tang Xiaomi's honest face.

"It's enough to study hard and make progress every day? You first solve the matter of puppy love for me! Say, do you still dare to fall in love early in the future? Do you still dare to engage in homosexuality?!"

"Uh……"

Tang Xiaomi never expected that Evelyn's attention would not be distracted by him at all, and she still held on to this point firmly.

Evelyn's heart sank when she saw Tang Xiaomi standing there with a dull expression on her face, faltering and faltering when she spoke.

"You'd better not tell me that you still want to continue with that prince!"

His voice lowered, obviously the kelp had been thrown aside by him, Tang Xiaomi swallowed involuntarily when he looked at his stern look.

"Well...I promise I won't be distracted by dating, can't I... Our teacher said that in modern society, talking about men and women is the same..."

In fact, strictly speaking, whether it is freshwater or saltwater, mermaids are not a race that is too resistant to homosexual love. After all, compared with their human friends, some mermaids can freely switch genders and some mermaids can do it all at once. Giving birth to more than a thousand mermaid babies... Mermaids have a natural advantage physiologically, even if it is homosexual love, this behavior will not threaten the reproduction of the entire group.Even for a long period of time in history, mermaids are happy to see males in the population fall into homosexual love relationships-if they are mermaids who can switch genders freely, there will be another pair of mermaids in the mermaid population. couples who give birth, and if the two of them are mermaids who cannot switch genders, the stable love relationship between males and males will also make them more law-abiding, so that the struggle in the courtship process will not affect the entire group. stable……

It wasn't until modern society that humans invented technologies such as the Internet, and the prosperous human culture greatly influenced modern mermaids in this way, that some mermaids were infected by human thoughts and became very vigilant and repulsive towards homosexual love.In order to change this prejudice, some freshwater mermaid schools that are deeply influenced by humans will emphasize that it is normal for mermaids to fall in love with males or females during the love process, and you should never be influenced by the dregs of human society. What……

However, that being said, when Tang Xiaomi really followed what the teacher said to refute his mother's feudal thinking, he still suffered a storm of retaliation.

"Talk about you bastard!"

It has to be said that Evelyn was completely mad by Tang Xiaomi's silly appearance.

"Who do you think that is? The Crown Prince of Atlantis! It's a male saltwater mermaid! Do you think falling in love is just a house party? Falling in love with this kind of mermaid, in case he eats you one day, I will even kill you I can't get it back..."

"Al won't eat me. He said before that my freshwater mermaid has too many spines to eat..."

Tang Xiaomi shrank her neck and defended weakly.

"you--"

Evelyn was so angry that she rolled up her sleeves and planned to continue to educate her stupid son who was obsessed with love.

However, before he could do anything, the sound of glass breaking came from his ears—a black shadow suddenly entered the room from the window, blocking Evelyn's tail.

"M-sir! Please stop!"

Some vague voices came out of the mouth of the king Physalis squid that suddenly appeared. It was too huge to fully enter the room, so it could only stick its head on the window rail aggrievedly.

Probably because of the big eyes, when it looked at Evelyn, it had a pitiful feeling.

"Please...please don't physically attack His Highness Tang Xiaomi again."

The tentacles of the gigantic squid writhed restlessly in the water under Evelyn's shocked, focused gaze.

"What's going on here? Who are you?!"

Evelyn's voice shifted.

"The following are the staff of the Royal Household Office—" It pointed to a white tortoiseshell nameplate inlaid in the middle of its forehead, on which was written the words "Squid Hauch", and a row of job titles below: First Class Clerk, Imperial Household Office, Onishi Independent Kingdom

"...Did Al ask you to come?"

Seeing the sign of Atlantis, Tang Xiaomi couldn't help asking.

The staff member named Haochi nodded.

"His Royal Highness will come in person later, and I will be in charge here temporarily before that."

it says.

In fact, according to Alfred's idea, Tang Xiaomi should be sent directly to the palace of the Daxi Imperial Family in Atlantis to rest after fainting.However, this idea was suppressed by Her Royal Highness Iron Blood.

"...It's easy for people to misunderstand now that they fainted. It's too easy for people to think wrong when you take them back to your room like this for a whole night. If you do what you say, it's likely that the next time I see you, his mother will Killed people. Besides, you don’t know how many reporters and paparazzi there are in the other palace. If they really let them take pictures of you and Mimi, you probably don’t want to be quiet in the second half of the year—— think I want to see, when the time comes, the two of you will finally find a bay with beautiful scenery and dense water and grass, just about to xxoo, a camera popped up next to it..."

"Then I ate it."

Alfred mumbled.

"Oh, it's nothing if you were photographed, but Little Mimi is definitely not happy, she is that kind of cultured freshwater mermaid!"

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His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of Daxi Kingdom reluctantly sent Xiaomi back to his own home.

After all, he still has a lot to do before dawn.

You must know that the preparations for the saltwater mermaid before the marriage proposal are very complicated. Oh, by the way, it will take a little time to hunt down Oreo.

That's why Alfred didn't spit bubbles outside Tang Xiaomi's window.Although in the end he still sent Haochi to Tang Xiaomi's side...

By the way, considering that Xiaomi has not officially married into the Onishi royal family, otherwise Alfred originally planned to send the entire Ministry of Internal Affairs over.As for the squid - it is now the squid that other colleagues envy the most. You must know that it can build a good relationship with the future princess... and even the future queen, and the road to promotion is slowly unfolding in its fantasy.So when facing Tang Xiaomi, it has a huge body and has no other natural enemies except the titan mermaid, and it looks more courteous and respectful.After discovering that Tang Xiaomi was being chased and beaten by his mother, Hao Chi also had to bite the bullet and stop Evelyn from continuing to attack Tang Xiaomi.

However, Hao Chi's obstruction undoubtedly only stimulated Evelyn even more.

"Why is that person doing this...it's just adding fuel to the fire!"

Tang Xiaomi clutched the pain in her buttocks and muttered softly, her face flushed as if she was drunk.Thinking of Alfred even sending someone to take care of her, Tang Xiaomi felt uncomfortable again, a little embarrassed in her heart, on the other hand, she felt a little sweet, and a shy smile appeared on the corner of her mouth involuntarily .

Evelyn caught a glimpse of Tang Xiaomi's dazed face at a glance...

"Crack..." For an instant, he felt that the nerve called reason in his body was completely severed.

"Tang! Xiao! Mi! If you have the ability to find a boyfriend as a backer, if you have the ability, don't call me mom!"

The muscles on Evelyn's body bulged out of rage, and she accidentally broke her T-shirt into pieces like that, revealing her thick and protruding pectoral muscles.

If he has always been a muscular male mermaid, this situation is fine, but in Xiaomi's mind, no matter what changes in Evelyn's appearance, he is still his mother.

So when she saw Evelyn's clothes blooming, Tang Xiaomi screamed.

"Mom! Mom, pay attention to your clothes!"

He covered his eyes reflexively, and after a few seconds, he remembered that there were other creatures in the room, and immediately rushed in front of the wide-eyed squid, trying to block Evelyn.

"You, you, you, stop looking!"

he said hastily.

As for Evelyn, as a female mermaid who has been in the freshwater area for so long, even if her appearance changes, she still regards herself as a female in her heart... When he realized that his shirt had exploded, he was also startled and let out a groan. He covered his chest with his hands and wanted to find a cover, but now the only fabrics in the room that can block the body are curtains and sheets.

And between the sheets and Evelyn, there is a giant gallop.

The curtain was also stuck next to Hao Chi's head, close to Hao Chi's big bright eyes.

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And Haochi's heart is also broken at this time...

After all, as a large squid, it really never thought about seeing the naked mother of its future proprietress! ! ! .

And when it tried to exit the room, it realized that it seemed to be stuck.

"...I, I, I, I will find a way to leave!"

Hao Chi almost stuttered.

I saw it shaking its body vigorously. After about ten seconds, its huge head and long arms and legs were suddenly curled up into a small twisted mass of meat. When it stretched out again, the squid's body The shape has changed dramatically.

A pale man with a humanoid upper body and tentacles on the lower body staggered and fell from the window to the ground.

"Ho Chi?"

Tang Xiaomi couldn't believe her eyes.

And Hao Chi showed a bleak smile at him, with one hand covering his face from looking at Evelyn by the wall, the other hand was already on the window sill, the tentacles on his lower body wriggled awkwardly, Ready to climb out the window.

"I'm sorry I'm not proficient in transforming, ahem... I'd better get out of here—"

But before he could finish speaking, Tang Xiaomi's door was opened.

"Evelyn? Are you in—"

Roy poked his head out from the door, calling his partner's name with some concern.

Then he looked at the naked Evelyn in Tang Xiaomi's bedroom-the terrified Tang Xiaomi-the unidentified young man who was climbing out of the window-and fell into a daze.