What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

Christmas in country B is equivalent to New Year's. Therefore, this holiday will last from the week before Christmas to the middle and early January of the following year, which is basically staggered with China's Spring Festival.Just like the Chinese celebrate the Spring Festival, all locals will rush home to reunite with their families before the holiday. Therefore, this dating day and shopping mall promotion day in the eyes of Chinese people is completely different in foreign countries.One or two days before and after Christmas, all local supermarkets and shops will be closed, and foreign students must stockpile food in advance. Moreover, against the background of other people singing Christmas songs and reuniting with each other, foreign students are like dandelions wandering outside. Home is home, and it is lonely.Because of this, many international students who have already experienced such a bitter experience will choose to go out together at Christmas or even book tickets in advance to go back to China for the early years.

In his first year in country B, Su Bin knew nothing about the loneliness, so he didn't make any advance arrangements for Christmas. He only imagined that there would be fireworks all over country B, and it would be lively and lively.

It wasn't until the day before the holiday that Su Bin knew that both Jin Fei and Yang Chengzhe planned to return to China——

Jin Fei exaggeratedly bought a ticket for the middle of the night after the holiday, and Su Bin was shocked when he found out: "Why are you in such a hurry to go back?"

Jin Fei took it for granted while packing his luggage, "Go back and play!"

"What's so interesting? Everyone was in class at that time..." Su Bin's view of the semester was still in the time period in China. There was a Christmas holiday here, but the domestic students were rushing for the final exam. Alone, nothing to do!

Jin Fei shook his index finger: "You don't understand this, my brother reminds you, hurry up and buy an international ticket, Christmas in country B is really not celebrated by people, Christmas is so boring that you can lay eggs!"

Su Bin was speechless: "It's only a few days of vacation, and the round-trip air ticket is seven or eight thousand, isn't it a waste of money? Besides, Brother Cheng and Ellen are here..." He looked at Yang Chengzhe who was walking in, "Brother Cheng, right?"

Yang Chengzhe said: "I will go back to China next week."

Su Bin: "Huh? Are you going back too?"

Yang Chengzhe nodded: "This is the only time I can reunite with my parents throughout the year."

Su Bin realized that Yang Chengzhe was working, there was no summer vacation, only Christmas vacation, so he should go back... Eh?etc!If they both went back, wouldn't it be only him and Ellen left here?

"Here, this is a phone number in China. Remember to play with your brother when you go back to China!" Jin Fei sent a text message to Su Bin with his number.

Su Bin saved it silently, and suddenly felt a little reluctant. Although Jin Fei is often violent, narcissistic and hateful, he is the most chatty with Su Bin among the three roommates. Su Bin can do anything with him. Say, you don’t have to worry about the other party getting angry if you say the wrong thing, I always feel very comfortable together... Now that Jin Fei is going back to China, Su Bin always feels a little lonely.

"Ha! Look at that look in your eyes!" Jin Fei turned his head after packing up his things, and caught Su Bin's expression of affection and reluctance. He was overjoyed immediately, "Reluctant? You are allowed to warm your brother's bed that night. Hurry up and wash it off..."

Su Bin: "... warm your sister!"

Jin Fei's eyes widened: "Are you interested in my sister?" (⊙o⊙)"

Su Bin: "..." (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

On the last day of class the next day, Su Bin asked Sun Yujie about his Christmas plans, and he said sweetly that he and Cheng Ang would go to Greece for their honeymoon.

……Honeymoon?Su Bin was stunned for a second, then flipped the table again!

On the first day of the holiday, the staff of the team club called Su Bin to confirm the ingredients he needed on the day of the event.Su Bin also searched the recipe of hot dry noodles on the Internet in advance, and made a little improvement and innovation himself, called sesame oil noodles.

That night, he used spaghetti as a raw material to try it at home, please give Yang Chengzhe and Ellen a try...

"Su Bin, I think you have this skill, what books do you still study, you can open a restaurant!" Yang Chengzhe praised full of praise.

Su Bin: "How can I do that? After studying for so many years, I finally got admitted to university, and now I have gone abroad... If I end up opening a restaurant, why not go to New Oriental Chef Training School after graduating from junior high school!"

After hearing this, Yang Chengzhe shook his head and denied: "Don't think that it's easy to be a chef. In country B, the social status of chefs is not low. Especially good chefs are high-income people!"

Su Bin tilted his head and thought for two seconds: "Even so, I won't stay in country B forever. I have to go back in June next year."

While listening to Su Bin's words, Yang Chengzhe glanced at Ellen, and seeing that he was holding a fork in a daze, he couldn't help but secretly sighed.

On the second day, Su Bin was leaving for Taylor's club.

Before leaving, Ellen reconfirmed with him the end time of work. Nine o'clock is not too early. It is estimated that it will be more than ten o'clock after returning home from the Trafford Stadium.

Inexplicably, Su Bin thought of the case of the rape of an international student that he saw in the guide, and was trembling when he suddenly heard Ellen say, "I'll ask Robert to pick you up tonight."

"Ah, really?" Su Bin looked at Ellen gratefully.

Ellen couldn't help laughing and said, "Well, I'll ask him to call you then."

Su Bin was surprised: "Do you have my phone number?"

Ellen: "You forgot, I have your rental contract here."

Su Bin said "ah", that's right!His rental contract was not signed with the agent, but with Ellen...

On the night he moved in, he met Ellen for the first time, because he was so nervous at the time, Su Bin only remembered that Ellen gave him a contract for him to sign, and then completely forgot about it!

...Speaking of which, I really want to sign with Ellen, after all, the room he lives in now is the study part of Ellen's original suite.

At this moment, Su Bin thought back to Ellen's words when he was angry, "He will take care of him from the day he moved in", and he seemed to be able to understand it—it turned out that Ellen was his second landlord!

But the amazing thing is that Ellen has never called him in country B for more than three months, so Su Bin still doesn't know what Ellen's mobile phone number is...

When going there, Su Bin took a taxi by himself, because the team club reimbursed the transportation expenses, so Su Bin also made a fuss.

When he arrived at the destination, Taylor had already greeted him at the door. Seeing that Su Bin was carrying a big bag in his hand, Taylor said excitedly, "Bin, did you bring me a present?"

Su Bin: "...No, it's the seasoning."

Taylor heard that it was not, and seemed a little disappointed, which made Su Bin feel guilty, "I will cook delicious noodles for you in a while!" Su Bin could only comfort him in this way.

After entering the club, Su Bin saw tall athletes coming and going, and his arrector pili began to move again.

The foreign players were also very surprised to see him, and looked at him curiously, as if saying, "Hey, where did the kid come from? It's a different breed of kid!"

I thought I would hide in the kitchen and not come out, but Taylor took him into a huge open hall, pointed to a series of kitchen utensils that had been placed in the center, and said, "It's right there!"

Depend on!open?Su Bin was shocked!Wouldn't that be regarded as a monkey onlookers?

- That's right!As soon as Su Bin appeared in the cooking area, many people noticed it. Obviously, he is a different kind of existence here...

Su Bin was really not used to being surrounded by so many people. He lowered his head like a thief and took out the seasoning bottles and put them away. Then he secretly raised his head to glance at the crowd, and found that they were all staring at him, so he quickly lowered his head in fright... …Oh my god, he saw several stars!

Su Bin was nervously tinkering with those bottles and cans by himself, when he suddenly remembered an exclamation: "awwww..."

As soon as Su Bin turned his head, he saw a fat middle-aged woman staring at him with a cute expression on her face, and said, "Little cutie~~~ Why are you here? Are you here to be a chef too?

Su Bin: "..." Little, little cute... Am I a kitten or puppy? QQ

Su Bin explained it again with a face full of shame, and was asked more than once after that, until the part-time chefs present confirmed that he was an adult... Fortunately, everyone was very friendly, and maybe they thought he was very small and cute (… …), so I couldn’t help but be eager to help.

Su Bin is not very good at rolling noodles, so he asked the club to prepare ready-made noodles to save trouble.

The most labor-intensive part of making noodles is the ingredients. Su Bin plans to make two kinds, one is minced beef with celery. After he chops up all the ingredients, he drains the meat first, and then stir-fries with other ingredients to thicken it , The whole process is well-organized and unhurried.

At first, many people thought that the kid was here to "make salad dressing". After Su Bin made such a move, many people were dumbfounded...

After Su Bin finished making the first celery and beef minced noodles, he took out his secret weapon—sesame oil from under the operating table!

Sprinkle a circle on the noodles, stir quickly with the hot noodles, and the aroma is overflowing in an instant, and the appetite of almost everyone present is aroused by the aroma!

Several foreigners came up to order Su Bin's mixed noodles, and they were all shocked after tasting it. The strong men who originally wanted to pretend to be gentlemen were instantly exposed, gobbling it up and shouting—"Aw~~! It's so delicious! ""It smells so good! I'm going to cry!" "...Amazing taste!" "I'm going to be addicted..." "Is there any more? What, this pot is gone? Huake!"

Su Bin breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time secretly rejoiced, the sesame oil is indeed a magical tool!

After a while, he made the second kind, noodles with minced pork and mushrooms!

There are already many people waiting in line at this position to eat his second pot of noodles. Su Bin decided to give these foreigners a big trick. He carefully took out another bottle of seasoning from under the operating table—it’s up to you, come on. Come on, old!Dry!mom!

5 minutes later……

"Fuck~~~~~It's delicious!!!" "It's delicious! My God!" "I know this seasoning! A Chinese friend of mine recommended it, oh~ it's great!" "I think it tastes weird Strange... am I alone?" "Yes you are alone..." "Oh my God, if there is this kind of noodles in the nutrition meal of the team training, I can play twelve hours a day the ball!"...

Su Bin listened to the continuous praises (commendations were more than derogations), and he was secretly refreshed: Hehe...what should I do, as a Chinese, I suddenly feel so proud! (Wu v Wu)