What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

At that point, one person and one dog waited for the professor's assistant and the professor himself.

As soon as the handsome Alexander saw the owner, he suddenly became crazy and became a fool. He stuck out his tongue, crossed his eyes, and collapsed on the ground, showing his belly defenselessly. He wanted to peel off his outer skin so that the owner could see it. My own self.

The professor gently patted the dog's head...

Su Bin saw Smith for the first time, no matter how tired he was, he felt embarrassed and paralyzed. He quickly stood up with his weak legs, and said respectfully but weakly: "Hello, Professor Smith...my name is Michael...from China... Nice to meet you..."

Brother Cheng is right, the professor is an "old man", and the assistant is also right, the professor's dog is a husky.If the professor went to walk Alexander in person, he would probably be thrown to pieces in minutes. Therefore, this is destined to be a heart-wrenching story in which the dog and its owner cannot love each other, cannot be fulfilled, and cannot be walked...

The professor shook hands with Su Bin, patted him on the shoulder kindly and said, "Thanks for your hard work, Michael, you did a great job, Alexander seems to like you very much, I will leave the dog walking to you from now on!" "

Su Bin twitched the corner of his mouth, and found that the other party had no room for him to refuse at all...

Smith is old, but he is not stupid. Those bright eyes can explain everything... Yes, otherwise, can he be a professor?

It's just...Professor, which eye did you see that Alexander liked me QAQ!

The assistant patted Su Bin on the shoulder sympathetically, and explained: "The applicants before all lost their dogs for a walk, and the professor mobilized the entire laboratory to find Alexander."

Su Bin: "..."

So Su Bin, who dug his own grave, could only promise them to take a walk for a month to see...

The road you choose will be walked by the dog. . . (T_T)

After bidding farewell to the first employer who successfully signed an unequal contract, Su Bin dragged his tired "Alexander" body back home.

After opening the door, I found Yang Chengzhe and Ellen sitting in the living room chatting together...

"Oh, Michael, you're back!" Seeing Su Bin, Yang Chengzhe immediately stood up with a smile.

"Brother Cheng..." Su Bin looked at him with resentment on his face, and said in his heart, you must know that the old man's dog is a runaway grass mud horse... You didn't tell me in advance!

"..." Faced with Su Bin's accusing expression, Yang Chengzhe... pretended not to see it, "Come, come, let me tell you about changing rooms!"

Su Bin's eyes lit up, and he thought to himself, are you finally going to change rooms?I finally waited for this day hahahaha!No wonder Ellen told herself not to come back after ten in the morning!

Su Bin immediately regained some strength, walked over to the sofa, and sat obediently beside Ellen... He didn't look at Yang Chengzhe with so much resentment, and this master will be his roommate who loves each other from now on!

Ellen had already taken off the trench coat she wore in the morning, and she was only wearing a loose and close-fitting low-necked knitted sweater, which seemed to be the one that Su Bin found particularly sexy when he saw it one morning... At this moment, he was lazily Leaning on the sofa, his gray-green eyes still had a glare that Su Bin didn't dare to look directly at, like a lazy big cat that was always on guard against danger.

Well, although Su Bin has always wanted him to move away, at this moment, Su Bin suddenly felt a little bit reluctant... After all, Ellen treated Su Bin very well in some ways, such as red wine, steak and the luxurious dinner that day .

Yang Chengzhe glanced at the two of them, and told Su Bin the conclusion of their joint discussion for Ellen: "Ellen said that he tried to share the bathroom with you for a while, although he felt uncomfortable at first, but after he reminded him After you, you have improved a lot... and considering that he and I are already used to living in the original room, we will definitely not get used to it if we change it, so he still decided not to change it."

Su Bin: "..."

Ever since Yang Chengzhe said "Ellen is trying to get along with you", Su Bin had a bad premonition. When he heard the last sentence, Su Bin's eyes darkened, and his heart was so stuffed that he almost fainted...

After Yang Chengzhe finished speaking, he changed his position to Ellen.

He looked at Su Bin and said seriously: "To be honest, Michael, I always felt that you were a little afraid of me, so I also considered whether you would not get used to living in a suite with me..."

Su Bin was very excited, and was moved by Ellen's understanding for the first time, yes big brother TAT~~ I still have your green paw print on my arm!look at me look at me!Look at my expression QAQ!

Ellen smiled and said generously: "But when I asked for your opinion, you said that you didn't want me to change rooms with Joe, so I went back and thought about it carefully, and decided to respect your idea."

Ellen glanced at Yang Chengzhe, and when their eyes met, they had already had a silent conversation...

— Ellen: Look, Joe, did I sacrifice a lot for this roommate?

——Yang Chengzhe: Yes, Ellen, you are so considerate, thank you!

Su Bin: "..." Paralysis~ You really misunderstood me!But how dare Su Bin speak out his true thoughts?That is a serious crime to provoke conflicts between roommates and disturb the harmony of the residence!

Ellen said again: "Because I care about your feelings, I took the time to chat with you for a few days, trying to improve mutual understanding. Facts have proved that those few chats were quite effective. It’s not as restrictive as it used to be.”

Su Bin: "..." (Wu_Wu) That must be your illusion!

Ellen glanced at Su Bin, her haughty expression seemed to say: This king is so considerate, why don't you thank him quickly?

Su Bin: "Thank you..." Besides thank you, can he say anything else...

Yang Chengzhe: "In this case, everyone is happy, Michael, do you have anything else to say?"

Finally someone thought about the feelings of an "Alexander", Su Bin was so moved that he wanted to cry (Wu Min Wu)... However, everything has been concluded now, even if Su Bin has an idea, he has no position to say.

Su Bin said weakly: "No, that's it, it's pretty good..." Woooooo...

In fact, whether to change the room or not is really only a matter for Yang Chengzhe and Ai Lun, and has nothing to do with Su Bin.

When he was a rental agency, Su Bin knew that he would share the bathroom with others. If Yang Chengzhe hadn't mentioned Ellen's obsession with cleanliness and said that he might change rooms, Su Bin would not have been thinking about it all the time.

So in the final analysis, Su Bin shouldn't have hoped for this matter. If he had accepted the setting of sharing a suite with Ellen from the beginning, he might have gotten used to it by now...

There were so many things that happened that day, from the discovery of bruises on his arms in the early morning, to being brutally abused by Alexander in the evening, to the disillusionment of his hope of changing rooms, Su Bin's various eggs were broken, external injuries and internal injuries, he felt so tired to live... …

It was early in the morning in China, and Su Bin didn't have to talk to Chen Xiaotian, so he really felt depressed, so he couldn't help thinking of the post he had abandoned on the cliff.

Now he really wanted to find a place to vent his resentment and sorrow. After much deliberation, he also felt that the only way to go online was the most appropriate way. After all, he was wearing a vest. Who knew if he was an Alexander on the computer side?

But when he opened the "Ghost Tales" section again, Su Bin couldn't believe that his post was still on the front page of the section!The popularity is no less than the last time I saw it...

Su Bin was dumbfounded, is this really the building he opened?

He hurriedly opened the latest page, and unexpectedly saw a screen full of strange replies such as "candles", "mourning", "LZ go well", but it has to be said that these messages are really important to Su Bin's current state... ...it was very fitting.

Su Bin turned back with twitching corners of his eyes, and first found the page he was on when he posted the last post.

Su Bin had noted at the end of that post that if there were no accidents, it might be the last post... But now there are many accidents, and he can no longer remain silent.

Su Bin found that everyone's replies were mainly concentrated in the two days after he posted the post. The few pages after his latest reply were quite normal, and some netizens were still discussing the "garlic" issue——

|Author: Bulb Sauce|Time: 200X-10-0218:11

|Reply: In fact, vampires just hate the pungent smell, and cooked garlic has no effect.

(Su Bin: QAQ really!)

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|Author: Baiyu Stream|Time: 200X-10-0321 15:[-]

|Reply: LZ, I read in the book that verbena can also kill vampires, do you want to buy it back and have a look? PS. I'm really worried about you, if it's safe, please remember to report your safety online.

(Su Bin: T_T touched...)

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|Author: oDeath in spring and early summer o|Time: 200X-10-0412 54:[-]

|Reply: LZ!Vampires are also afraid of very strong sunlight!I like to draw the curtains when I sleep!Also, their canines (tiger teeth) are sharper than the average person's!Good luck! !

(Su Bin: ⊙_⊙ have a chance to observe!)

……

Such replies have decreased a lot by the third day. If Su Bin doesn't show up, there is a high possibility that the post will be down.

But the dramatic thing is that on the fourth morning, an English reply appeared, and the reply was written like this——

|Author: ALL|Time: 200X-10-0507:22

| Re: Toallnet-friends,

I've eaten the LZup. He'll never come here again.

His vampire roommate, A.

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As soon as this reply came out, someone immediately left a message with a translation——

|Author: Seconds|Time: 200X-10-0507:28

| Re: Translation of LS——

[To all netizens]

[I've already eaten LZ, he won't come again.]

[His vampire roommate, A]

...Is this true? QAQ...

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Su Bin: "..." How, how could it be true! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Such a "God's reply" caused a huge change in the development of the entire post...

Su Bin, who is still alive and well, must not believe it, but the netizens don't know, so all kinds of comments below have come——

|Author: Mu Yao|Time: 200X-10-0508:25

|Reply: It took six days from LZ asking for help to being eaten... Hey, I shouldn't have stood by! [Candle]

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|Author: Mi Tong|Time: 200X-10-0510:44

|Reply: LZ come out soon!Tell me it's not real QAQ!Woohoo... I was wrong, I shouldn't have replied "please suck it up"!

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|Author: Yida Little Immortal|Time: 200X-10-0512:39

|Reply: Those who say that they can't stand idly by, say that if you participate in the help, LZ will not be eaten, haha.

……

Su Bin shook his hands and flipped through several pages. Most of them were replies of "sorry for LZ". Although some people thought it was a joke post, they still "mourned" him there along with the joke...

Until a message suddenly appeared on the screen——

|Author: Qin Han Empire|Time: 200X-10-0520:21

|Reply: I have found that the IP address of LZ and the English post ALL are the same 88.208.***.**

……

Su Bin: "QAQ..."

【Note】

[Of course and egg]: A word used on the Internet, but it is useless.