How to wear the protagonist's underwear

Somehow, the octopus that got back from the sky shrunk from a spherical shape to a miniature again, and watched them from the corner of the car. Moze saw it from those big round eyes... Doubt?

Although spirit beasts also have IQ, isn't this IQ a little bit above the level?

Even if it is a spirit beast of the fourth rank, only the sixth rank and above can express such clear emotion.

If it is so good enough that his underwear can take this octopus away, it is definitely not bad to have such a level of strength, but...

Just thinking about it, Liu Yunyi has this besides him besides him, even if he is a non-human, it is super annoying.

Otherwise, don't let Liu Yunyi accept it...

Lin Chuyang didn't understand Mo Ze's deep struggle, he just felt that something was wrong and followed Mo Ze's gaze, and then he was a little puzzled, how did this thing climb up?

In the next second, the eyes of the miniature octopus met Lin Chuyang's, and his doubts suddenly turned into excitement, and he rushed over again, "Chirp~"

Moze raised his hand naturally, and shot it out again like a ball. The space inside the car was relatively narrow, and the little octopus hit the wall of the car as soon as it flew and was bounced back and forth several times. Finally, it landed in a corner. Aggrieved, he curled up into a ball, like a child being bullied by an adult, "Chir... Chirp..."

Lin Chuyang was in a daze for a moment, and suddenly felt an urge to scratch the wall.

He seemed to understand the meaning of that 'jiu'...

It feels like the octopus is obviously screaming, but when it reaches his ears, his brain automatically translates it into words he can understand. For example, the two sounds mean "the same kind, I hurt so much."

similar?

Is this a blatant reminder of the fact that he's not human, too?

Mo Ze asked, "What do you want to do with it, brother?" In his previous life, Bai Lichen benefited a lot from this spirit beast. In fact, it would be good to kill it and give him underwear.

Lin Chuyang looked at the octopus regretfully.

"The rank of this spirit beast is not low, why don't you collect it, it will be a help in the future." In fact, he wanted to collect it himself, but even he himself was the owner of the blood contract, so what should he take to collect it? Beloved, you can only take advantage of the protagonist.

Mo Ze was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "That's fine, anyway, mine belongs to senior brother." He went to pick up the little octopus, bit his finger and dripped blood, and then recited a spell, but the little octopus still didn't understand What's going on, the blood contract is complete.

Then he took out a spiritual pet bag and prepared to stuff the octopus into it.

Lin Chuyang has been watching from the side, and couldn't help but twitch his mouth, "The one you're holding is a pet bag for a spirit horse, right?"

Dear, that is the fourth-order top-grade spirit beast, is it really good to put it together with a bunch of low-level spirit beasts for transportation like this?

Be careful that the spirit beast has a temper.

Moze stopped and asked, "Brother, do you care about it?"

Lin Chuyang: What kind of trouble is this husband asking his wife if he cares about the mistress? Who the hell dares to have an affair with an octopus, even if it is a cute pet!

"It's your spirit beast after all. Bailichen and his team have been besieging him for three days without hurting him at all. Maybe it will be useful in the future."

Little Octopus: "Chirp... Chirp..."

The translation is: Hey, aren't they playing with me?

The scene of those people besieging the octopus flashed through Lin Chuyang's mind, so this guy always thought that Bai Lichen and a group of people kept poking it with magic weapons to play a game with it?

If Bailichen knew the truth, he would definitely cry.

He suddenly felt a little gloating, a little immoral...

Mo Ze saw Lin Chuyang suddenly smiled: "Senior brother, are you happy?"

Lin Chuyang: "No, you put this octopus away and don't let outsiders see it, otherwise Baili's family will not be able to explain it."

What Moze said was a physical and mental pleasure.

Naturally, he didn't pay much attention to the Baili family. People from Shadow Sect had already mixed in, and it would only take a few minutes to kill them.

However, Senior Brother still cared about him after saying that.

"I listened to my brother, why not give it a name."

"Me?" Lin Chuyang pointed at the tip of his nose, looked at Mo Ze and nodded, thought very seriously and focused for a while, and argued rigorously in his heart for a while, "Call me Xiaozhang."

The small octopus is called Xiao Zhang, and the big octopus is called Da Zhang. What a vivid and meaningful name.

Mo Ze praised: "The name the brother gave sounds nice, so it's called Xiaozhang."

Lin Chuyang raised his head in embarrassment. As for the protest of the little octopus...does it have it?

Xiao Zhang: "Chirp~" I have!

Lin Chuyang: I didn't hear anything.

The rest of the journey is not very far, about three or four days. After Mo Ze hid the small chapter, Lin Chuyang often dragged people to Bai Lichen to show his presence, and took the advantage of the protagonist. Let me tell you again, when I leave, I will stuff something for Bai Lichen as a gift.

Of course, most of the things stuffed out are spiritual herbs and medicines, and occasionally there will be some snacks, but they will definitely not fail. Once, there was a plate of fruit on the table in a hurry and he took two apples and put them in a hundred. In Li Chen's hand, he instructed: "Eat more apples, it's good for your skin, and it's also good for the acne on your face."

Bai Lichen, who thought he was suave and suave, looked at the apple in his hand, feeling gloomy.

Although Lin Chuyang's actions made him and Mo Ze establish a preliminary "friendship" is very happy, but he can't say that I don't have acne because I have a handsome face, it's too slanderous for the image.

But for the future, he still took it with a smile, and then said that he loves eating apples the most...

It is not easy to play tricks these days. Not only must the performance be in place, but also the ability to withstand pressure must be strong. Even if you are so angry that you vomit blood, you must be able to bear it.

Just the day before arriving at Changjia Village, he probably felt that the relationship was almost done, so he secretly sent someone to transfer Mo Ze away, and went to talk to Lin Chuyang alone.

Naturally, he couldn't directly state the purpose at first, but after thinking about it, he said a bunch of romantic poems based on the scenery in front of him. Of course, they were all his masterpieces.

Based on the past few days of getting along, he felt that Lin Chuyang should not have been to the academy for a few days, so he must not be able to compose poetry. In fact, few monks can do it.

To a certain extent, Bailichen can be regarded as the truth. It is true that Lin Chuyang never went to an academy. He attended nine-year compulsory education.

What about Li Bai, Du Fu, Bai Juyi, Li Shangyin, then come on.

So Bai Lichen was shocked after the two met each other.

Fuck, this guy looks useless, but he is proficient in all kinds of poems and songs, and his style is changeable. He really abuses him!

Lin Chuyang looked up at the sky, he didn't do it on purpose, but this kind of secret feeling is really good.

After a brief pause, Bailichen coughed and said, "Although Daoyou Lin and Mo Daoyou are brothers, they usually get along better than brothers. It's really enviable. If I also meet such a Human beings have no regrets in life.”

In the hearts of some straight men, even if the two men are intimate, it is pure brotherhood. In this regard, Bai Lichen can be regarded as following the path of the original book, as if this is still a world of stallions.

If he hadn't been exposed, Lin Chuyang felt that what Bai Lichen said was quite reasonable, and he would probably be quite proud, but now, he could only look at him strangely.

It turns out that the ideal of the third male is not to hold the protagonist's thigh, but to be fucked by the protagonist...

It's no wonder that at the end of the novel, the protagonist Bai Lichen is still single with a lot of harem. It turns out that's the truth!

The supporting actor loves the protagonist deeply, but the protagonist loves the girls deeply, so the supporting actor can only silently wait by the protagonist's side and try his best to help him, and then watch in pain that he and the girls in the harem are deeply in love with each other, while himself lonely life...

Lin Chuyang silently covered his face, as if he had imagined something strange.

Bailichen was also quite depressed. He always thought that Lin Chuyang would be easy to deal with, but he didn't expect him to look away. It was just a look, but it made him no longer want to ask.

I always feel that if I know something, something will be broken into dregs, and I can't afford to fight it.

If Lin Chuyang knew what Bailichen was thinking at this time, he would definitely tell him that the broken thing was called the Three Views.

It's a pity that Lin Chuyang didn't know, so after Bailichen summed it up, he felt that Lin Chuyang was a mysterious monk who loved pretending to be a pig and eating tigers. Make people look like Stoudemire.

The more Bai Lichen thought about it, the more he felt that this was the truth, and the more ugly his face became, and finally he couldn't hold on any longer, so he left immediately.

Lin Chuyang, who didn't understand at all, looked at the back of Bailichen leaving in a hurry, and became even more confused.

Fortunately, Moze came back not long ago, so he briefly talked about it with others. After all, Bailichen is the younger brother of the protagonist. It would be bad if something went wrong and the relationship broke down. Li Xiaodi is willing to be fucked by the protagonist for him, that would be even more perfect.

Moze finished listening with a smile, and decided to vaccinate his underwear: "Fellow Daoist Baili may want to inquire about my life experience. I heard that he also asked the coachman and fellow Daoist Feng. It seems that my life experience What's special."

Lin Chuyang was even more puzzled when he said this.

Few of the protagonist's life experience is completely grassroots, and Moze is no exception. Otherwise, why would such a big family of the Mo family accept a waste wood with five spirit roots as an adopted son? It's just that this should be done after Moze entered the demon world. There will be clues.

Mo Ze pretended to be serious and asked: "Could it be that senior brother really knows about my background?"

Lin Chuyang opened his mouth: "I...don't know."

How could he who had read the entire "The Promise" not know, but he didn't know how to say it.

This story is quite bloody to tell. Mo Ze's mother is a goddess, and she is also the direct blood of the great god who left the Zhen family to guard and inherit the cave. One day, the goddess fell in love with the Lord of the Demon World. She was also a little bit interested in her, so the two of them just half-pushed and half-pushed dry firewood. After a sweet and sweet period of time, after the goddess found out that she was pregnant, the Demon Lord brought her back to the Demon Realm...

Do you think that the next thing is that gods and demons can't fall in love with all kinds of clubs, you love me, I love you too, but they are destined not to cross the horizontal gap left by history, love each other and kill each other, and finally part with each other?

Big, wrong, special, wrong!

In fact, Moze, the little stallion's father, must be a big stallion, three hundred is a big deal, and thirty thousand is king.

The Goddess was dumbfounded when she saw it. The man she had her eyes on was a scumbag. The difference is too big. This is tantamount to a fraudulent marriage!

She got angry, and then kicked off the little brother of the demon king with her stomach on her stomach, turned around and went to the human world, met Mo Tianxing by chance, gave birth to a child in Mo's house, and left behind a bunch of worthless but human beings in the fairy world After that, he entrusted the child to the Mo family, and then he returned to the God Realm in a very chic manner.

To put it bluntly, Moze is a child whose father does not love his mother.

Although Mo Ze forgave the parents at the end of the novel, Lin Chuyang really couldn’t tell the truth. He was also an orphan before time travel, but his parents died protecting him from a car accident, so even if a person grows up and becomes He didn't complain about being socially useless, and he was even grateful, but Moze's situation was different from him. The fact that he had such a scumbag father and an irresponsible mother was a bit cruel.

Lin Chuyang began to soften his heart again, and his eyes on Moze became entangled, and finally he couldn't help but patted Moze on the shoulder, "Don't think too much."

Mo Ze naturally knew what Lin Chuyang was thinking. He grabbed the hand on his shoulder and took it off, lowered his head, and twisted the palm and fingertips of the other hand with his other hand, "It's enough for me to have a senior brother."

Lin Chuyang didn't struggle, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious for a moment, until Moze's pet bag opened automatically, and a pink ball jumped out of it, "Chirp~"

Mo Ze subconsciously raised his hand, and accurately slapped the octopus away again. It happened that Feng Lixian came in, and Xiao Zhang sat on Feng Meizi's head.

An octopus or something...

Lin Chuyang smiled unkindly, and Mo Ze was in a pretty good mood, it was rare for Feng Lixian to give Feng Lixian a good face by hugging Lin Chuyang's waist.

Feng Lixian: So my wife is entertaining the public?

Moze asked after a while, "What's the matter?"

Feng Lixian said: "There is a fellow Taoist in front who said that he was ordered by Master Yunluo to come and pick up the two masters."

Lin Chuyang looked at Mo Ze, there were only three masters and apprentices in Yaowang Peak, who could Yun Luo send over?

"There's another person." Mo Ze gently answered what Lin Chuyang hadn't asked, then turned to look at Feng Meizi, "What does that person look like?"

Feng Lixian paused for a moment, and slightly moved the tentacles on his head, "His face is very flat, as if someone had patted him with a chair." Speaking of this, the grievance in her heart finally eased a little.

Isn't it just being an octopus temporarily? It's much better than putting on a flat face and saying that you are handsome.

Lin Chuyang asked suspiciously: "Zhen Hua? Was he arrested by Master?"

Mo Ze: "Master's cultivation level is so high that the entire Yaowang Peak can't escape his eyes. Of course, he knows that we are taking Zhen Hua back. Thinking about it, it is because there are not enough people to bring people here."

As they spoke, the two walked to the front, and they saw Zhen Hua who was surrounded by the crowd with just one glance.