Sauerkraut Cuttlefish

"Poetry Club, Poetry Club, Poetry Club Game!"

In the lean-to pavilion, the sun shines through the small fan-shaped window, and just falls on the person who exclaimed.Su Wan excitedly took out a miscellaneous book with a rough cover from the bookshelf, suppressed a sneeze, and carefully opened the withered yellow paper.

"I actually found this kind of book!" Su Wan was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, she immediately inhaled a lot of dust, and the sneeze that she had suppressed began to move again.

Yiqing waved her hands with disgust on her face, pinched her nose, and said in a muffled voice from the direction of the desk: "Why don't you use a vacuum cleaner."

For a moment, Su Wan almost thought that she was in the era of advanced technology in her previous life, and Yiqing was the nagging old mother in her family.Fortunately, she has always been hanging on her heart, keeping her only and biggest secret in her two lives.

Su Wan: "Why didn't you say something like this earlier?"

Yiqing didn't answer, but when Su Wan came striding over, she was attracted by the things in her hands, and she got up and moved away...at least from Su Wan's point of view, and then she sat down. After that, he stepped back behind her and leaned over to glance at the contents of the book.

Suddenly, she reached out and pressed Su Wan's hand holding the page of the book, and said in surprise, "You've been looking for this for so long, is that what you're looking for?"

Boss Su Wan touched his nose in embarrassment, but rubbed the bridge of his nose with dust.But she didn't feel it, and she still had a playful smile on her face. After thinking about it, she said, "Isn't this...preparation for any danger!"

"It seems that you are very concerned about that poetry club?" Yiqing quickly let go of her hand, walked out from behind the chair, turned around and sat on the desk, facing Su Wan sideways, her movements were very intimate, but the words she said were full of emotion. obvious dissatisfaction.

Although according to what the old man said, Su Wan should remind Yiqing not to sit on the table, but seeing that she was so at ease, she just frowned in the end, and continued to think about her problem.

The meaning expressed in that sentence is obvious, but Su Wan is deeply aware of the truth that those who deal with current affairs are heroes, she directly followed Yiqing's words and replied: "Of course not, but you see, I can't remember anything now, I feel guilty .”

As soon as Su Wan finished speaking, Yiqing blurted out: "I still don't care." After finishing speaking, she felt that her words were almost acting like a baby, and she hated herself very much on the spot.

"You go with me when the time comes, am I afraid of losing your face?" Su Wan thought that she disliked herself, so she had to answer this question from a different angle, but she still inevitably became very oily and disgusted. The expression immediately transferred from Yiqing's face to Su Wan's, and there seemed to be a trend of reverse propagation.

Yiqing stretched her legs and hugged her hands in front of her chest. This action actually showed that her mood had improved a lot, and her tone became lighter: "Did I say I'm going?"

"You are mine, if you don't accompany me, who will accompany me?" Su Wan has already begun to squeeze the last bit of value from her employees with peace of mind, but obviously, she is the serf, and in the end Yiqing didn't even bother to roll her eyes Give her one, and look at the scenery outside the window.

But Su Wan couldn't see any disgust from her side face, but an indescribable loss, which made Su Wan inexplicably have a strange idea, wanting to find something to fill her missing soul.

Zi didn't say anything strange, a certain fox demon thought rebelliously, and then tore his mind away from Yiqing, and concentrated on looking at the winning book that he had worked so hard to find.

Before the sun moved its nest, Su Wan had already closed the book.The reason is not that she memorizes "嗖嗖" with her photographic memory, nor is it that the book is so old that it does not conform to the current dynasty, but that she can't understand every sentence when she looks at these familiar words. the meaning of.

She can understand both the couplet and the drinking order, what the hell is this roul body, and this poem clock, what are the chants, sub-chants, and cage gauzes, it's simple!

Su Wan, who hadn't even gone through one round of review for the college entrance examination, still had a memory of forgetting what she had memorized, and lost her memory after the exam, not to mention the ability to compose poems on the spot.I don't know if I can tell them that my brain was flooded last time, and it flowed directly back into her language control area, which made her unable to understand other people's words.

Obviously, if she does this, then she can be sure that no matter what the original book is called, the future names will definitely change from "The Days of Pretending to Be Deaf and Mute After Wearing a Book", "Blind Marriage", "Mute Girl's She chooses one of "Face Slapping Daily" and "When Did the Dumb Girl Fall Off the Horse", and she even thought about the copywriting.

"Once the good-for-nothing girl traveled to the world in the book, due to some irresistible factors, she chose to pretend to be dumb. Until she finally tricked her beloved into the wedding room, the man lied to her with a three-pointed look in her eyes. Charming, [-] points pampering and [-] points uncompromising: 'You can't pretend to be dumb now, my wife?' And then..."

Ahhhhh, what a shame! ! !

Su Wan slammed her head on the table and stopped the car in time. In the end, her forehead was stuck on the rice paper, which happened to be stuck on the word "wheel".The jet-black characters were printed on the skin between Su Wan's forehead and the center of her brows. Seeing her like this, Yiqing, who was usually serious, covered her mouth and smiled for a long time. The corners of her mouth almost reached the Great Rift Valley. I couldn't hide it with both hands, my stomach twitched from laughing, and even the whole table shook.

Su Wan lost her temper when she laughed, so she could only secretly scold herself for being stupid, and at the same time complain about the poor quality of the book.After finishing all this, she still said to Yiqing in a good voice: "Have you laughed enough? If you laugh enough, erase the words for me. I don't want to go out to meet people with a 'roll' on my head."

"Squeak, creak..." the sound of the table rubbing against the ground stopped, and it was Yiqing who stood up and went downstairs to fetch water and find towels.When she came back, there was another person beside her, holding a copper basin in both hands and a towel on her forearm.

Su Wan dared to ask her to fetch water, but she called someone else up.Of course, this is not a problem, because Su Wan noticed that the corner of the maid who just came in looked like she was about to turn up her mouth.

I'll go, this maid must be laughing at the words on her face!

The pre-study plan was completely interrupted, Su Wan naturally gave up the whole plan, and lay down in Youlanju in self-defeating every day, her mood was exactly the same as every time she defaulted on her homework during the winter and summer vacations, she hoped that the teacher would accept it by chance. Also won't check.

However, the fact is that the teacher does not know how to check, but the poetry club will not stop playing games.

However, as we all know, the moment when you step into the examination room is actually the most relaxed.The same goes for Su Wan.When the day came, her face became even thicker, and she even regarded herself as a harem draft pick when she went to the poetry club gathering.If there is no more luck, she said that she is about to lose confidence in this world.

That day, Su Wan took Yiqing out of the house and went to Xuanyaju.For some reason, when Su Wan heard the name, she thought it was a shoe shop.The location of Xuanyaju was too secretive, the carriage burrowed through several holes in the wall like a mouse, and finally stopped in front of a stingy round doorway like a park in a village in the city.

As soon as she stepped on the stone road, Su Wan happened to step on a large piece of moss extending from the wall to the ground.This piece of moss perfectly explained what it means that moss cannot support the wall. At that time, Su Wan's front feet were like the dogs she had walked before. Express line.This is the case with Su Wan's hind feet and body. If Yiqing hadn't caught her in time, maybe not only her soles and face would have turned green.

The hanging center of gravity was suddenly pulled back to its original position. Su Wan didn't realize it for a long time, she froze in place, and subconsciously hugged the supporting pillar next to her with her backhand.It was later discovered that the pillar was Yiqing. Although she hugged Yiqing for a long time, Yiqing didn't say anything after letting go. She smiled awkwardly and said thank you.

That piece of moss was just a harbinger of bad luck, because Su Wan soon discovered that Yiqing couldn't get in.

"Don't those ladies bring their maids?" Su Wan asked the gatekeeper, and at the same time regretted that she didn't come here in a sedan chair today, and it was the first time that she understood the Su family's way of hiding her.In this short period of time, she had already seen several graceful and luxurious sedan chairs passing by her. Some people even lifted the curtains to take a look at her, and then naturally pretended not to see them, and were directly sent in.

Su Wan felt that she was like a monkey in a circus and was watched by others. Although there was nothing wrong with her clothes, she felt that she was in a mess now.Ignoring the contempt of those people, Su Wan listened carefully to the guard's explanation.

The guard pointed at Yiqing embarrassingly, and his voice was as low as possible to reveal the boy's hoarse voice: "A belt is a belt, but you can't wear a weapon like you."

Su Wan looked at the nine-section whip that Yiqing was carrying with her, and felt that she had nothing to say. Could it be that the guard was still worried that he would shoot those little girls with a knife if he disagreed with her?In fact, as far as she knew, Yiqing carried more than just a few control knives on her body, of course she would not say it so stupidly.

"In that case, then Yiqing, go back with the driver." After all, this place is someone else's territory, and it's not good for her to quarrel with the store owner on the spot because of this.When the time comes, go in and explain to the people inside. Today's good mood has been completely ruined. Maybe she can use this reason to go home directly.

Yiqing had a dissatisfied face. When Su Wan was in a dilemma, a girl in a purple skirt came out of Xuanyaju. That girl seemed to know Su Wan, so she said softly, "Why don't you let Miss Su go in? What's the problem?"

"I'm bothering Ms. Liu, the maid brought by Ms. Su has a weapon on her body, according to the rules of Xuanyaju, she can't go in." The guard explained to the woman, not even daring to raise her head in front of Ms. Liu.In order to keep his head down, and perhaps because of his martial arts practice, he could only straighten his waist and bow his head, like a crooked head of a thousand paper cranes.

"It is rumored that Ms. Su has a personal female guard, and it is true when I saw it today." Ms. Liu nodded and smiled, her voice was unhurried and made people feel very comfortable, "Since we are here, there is no reason to drive her back. In this way, we There is an idle house near Xuanyaju, let this female guard wait there, and go back with Miss Su after the party is over."

Seeing that the woman came to save the scene, Su Wan's complexion improved, and she pretended to refuse: "Will this be too troublesome?"

Ms. Liu shook her round fan lightly, and with one hand she tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, she said: "It's okay, it's our fault that Miss has no maid to serve her." She turned to the girl who was a step behind, " Yue'er, find a maid who is more nimble and take care of Miss Su."

This solved Su Wan's predicament. When she came to this strange place alone, she was afraid that something would happen if she didn't understand the rules. Now that the servants here are helping to take care of her, she feels more at ease.

Su Wan thanked her earnestly, and told Yiqing not to run around.Every time she gave orders to Yiqing in this tone, she always had the feeling of talking to the child in a cute tone, but in fact the child despised her very much.

Yiqing was taken away by the maid named Yue'er, Su Wan rubbed her face, followed that Miss Liu into Xuanyaju.The craftsmen didn't seem to have a ruler when it was being built inside, and the path made many twists and turns. Su Wan was worried that her waist would be twisted, and finally saw an open water area.

The four of them took a boat ferryed by an old man to a small island in the middle of the lake.A small two-story building was built near the water on the island. In Su Wan's opinion, it should be regarded as a "sea view room". She couldn't help but lament that these people would really enjoy it, but they forgot that they were just laughing at fifty steps.

The plaque on the small building is not the usual golden lacquered wooden plaque, but a stone tablet with the name of the building engraved on it - "Yingjing Tower".It's just that Su Wan felt that it was more like a huge tombstone, and this thought made Su Wan's back shudder in the scorching heat of Xia Yang.

Su Wan took a gentle step behind and let Ms. Liu enter the small building first.When she stepped into the building, there were already many people sitting or standing waiting to chat, many of whom she met just now.

Ms. Liu has always been calm and composed. She took care of Su Wan's emotions and intimately led Su Wan to introduce them to those people.The name was too awkward to pronounce, and she didn't know the exact words. What impressed Su Wan the most was the boudoir name of the woman beside her——Qianxue.

Tsk tsk, really elegant, Su Wan secretly sighed.