After Mozun married Xianjun by mistake
Chapter 3 The groom is busy molesting
Chongming originally intended to have a heart-to-heart talk with the bride, but he always felt awkward seeing her face.
Back then, he and Lingfeng were either bickering or fighting. Every time they ate, one would sit at the east end and the other at the west end. How could they sit side by side like this, whispering in their ears?Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps.
Speaking of which, he once pretended to be a woman to seduce Lingfeng. He wanted to see Lingfeng's panicked embarrassment, but he didn't expect that he was the one who suffered in the end.
The most hateful thing is that he also made a bet with his friends, confident that he could make Lingfeng's heart move, and finally lost eight good magic weapons, and he didn't know who those magic weapons fell into the hands of now.
The two were relatively silent, so that the atmosphere in the new house was extremely depressing.Chongming has a temperament that likes to move and doesn't like to be quiet, how can he bear this, he planned to rush out of the bridal chamber to get some air, but he didn't want to be looked down upon by the bride, thinking that he was not good at that, so he ran away.
After thinking about it, Chongming felt that he couldn't be so cowardly, so he got up and took the quilt wine, drank a glass himself, and handed a glass to the bride.
Seeing that the bride did not drink after taking the wine glass, she just looked up at him, with a dignified and serious look, which was very similar to Lingfeng's usual indifferent expression, Chongming couldn't help but teased: "Why? The lady is afraid Are you drunk? Don't worry, if you don't want to, I promise not to touch you. "
I thought the bride would be shy, but I didn't expect that her face would not blush and her heart wouldn't beat. She said everything she said was like reading from a scripture, without any emotional fluctuations. "It's okay, I'm ready, my husband can do as he pleases."
As he spoke, he raised his head and drank the whole glass of wine.This is completely different from Lingfeng.
In my impression, that guy Lingfeng never drank alcohol. He heard from his seniors that when he was young and ignorant, he accidentally drank a sip of burning knife. As a result, he passed out from drinking, wandered around on Qingyun Mountain, and finally broke into a tiger. In the den, he slept with his arms around a tigress all night, and was finally woken up by the tigress licking him.
Although he was not hurt by the tigress, he was ridiculed by his seniors for more than ten years.Since then, Lingfeng has resolutely refused to touch alcohol, not even a drop of fruit wine with the least alcohol taste.
The bride not only drank a lot, but also teased herself with her lips back, which made Chongming blush and heartbeat, secretly screaming that he couldn't stand it.
Although he is good at teasing cats and dogs, teasing girls is commonplace, but he has never done that kind of thing with any woman.Now suddenly he was asked to treat a strange girl, especially a girl who looked so similar to Lingfeng, he really couldn't do it.
Chongming went back to the table, took a wine jar, drank without a sip, thinking about how to treat this bride who made him trouble in the future.If the person in front of him is Lingfeng, it would be fine to go up and fight, but this person is his wife, or a woman, so he can't fight...
Seeing Chongming sitting on the chair farthest from the divorce bed, the bride stared at him questioningly, and said slowly, "Is your husband dissatisfied with me, or is there any reason?"
What?Chongming was aroused by her pointed eyes. He didn't plan to do anything at first, but now, it's impossible not to do something, otherwise, what is the majesty?
What's more, the woman in front of him is his wife, and he can do whatever he wants.
Chongming put down the wine jar, walked forward slowly, stretched out his index finger, lightly picked the bride's chin, teasingly said: "My lady is so beautiful, how can I be dissatisfied with you."
As he spoke, he rubbed the bride's face with his fingertips. He thought she would be very shy, and turned her head to one side. Unexpectedly, the bride looked calm and looked directly into his eyes, as if she didn't know what shyness was, and she was calm Said: "Thank you for your compliment, my husband, please let me undress your husband."
As she said that, she raised her hands to touch Chongming's collar, and helped him unbutton it. Although she was not very skilled in her movements, she was quite dexterous.
After taking off her coat, she helped Chongming take off his belt.His fingers were slender and strong, and his knuckles touched Chongming's body vaguely, causing him to break out in a cold sweat, his heart throbbed slightly, and he felt an urge to retreat and escape.
A majestic man, backed away by his wife... What's the reason?
In order to strengthen his determination, Chongming forced himself to take a step forward until he caught sight of Junfeng.Unexpectedly, Junfeng was still calm and composed, and even rubbed his chin with the tip of his nose.It was as if they were not strangers who had just married, but loving couples who had shared the same bed for years.
Seeing that he was about to be distracted by the weird atmosphere and lose the initiative, Chongming had a flash of inspiration and thought of a good idea: "Wait a minute, lady, I'll go get some things and I'll be back soon."
Since he doesn't know how to face his wife, why not let her change into a dress he is more used to?
Chongming walked to the closet, opened the door, rummaged through the clothes, and finally found a set that satisfied him.He turned around and came back, put the beige men's uniform in his hand on the bed, and smiled at Junfeng: "My lady, try changing it on."
"...Okay." The bride glanced at him, then looked at the clothes, agreed without hesitation, and even started to change immediately.
When Chongming looked back, he found that his bride had changed from a beautiful and graceful woman to a handsome man with a bright moon and a clear breeze.
"Very well, ladies can wear men's clothing from now on, I think it's pleasing to the eye." In fact, he didn't think it was pleasing to the eye, but he just found it interesting, very interesting.
Except for being shorter, thinner, and more delicate, this outfit is exactly the same as the spirit in his impression.I don't know what expression Lingfeng will have when he sees his wife's outfit?Fun to think about.
Now, of course he has to do a good job, so that he can be with his wife in the future, so that he will be pissed off.
Junfeng is not like an ordinary woman. She has spiritual power, can spell, has a straightforward personality, and is free and easy. Apart from this beautiful appearance, she is similar to a man in other aspects.Chongming decided to treat him as a man.In this way, it will not be so difficult to get along with each other.
And molesting is very interesting, as if molesting Lingfeng.Funny, so funny.
Just when Chongming's heart was surging and triumphant, the demure and peaceful Junfeng looked up at him, and continued to speak without surprise, "Your husband is emotional, is it because of my outfit, or is it because of my face?"
"Cough cough cough..." Chongming was almost choked to death again.Love in action?Where is he emotional?How did she see that she was emotional?How could I be so easily emotional?
He has been unrestrained and unrestrained for so many years, except that he is often itchy by the spiritual wind, other times he is fearless in his own way, and this is the first time he has been teased by a woman to the point of losing his composure.
Chongming restrained his mind and pretended to be calm and said: "Of course not, I just think that the lady has a bold temperament, and wearing men's clothes is more chic. If she goes out dressed like this, she will definitely fascinate many people."
Back then, he and Lingfeng often went down the mountain to fight against demons and participated in actual combat. The girls and daughters-in-law all liked to stare at Lingfeng, and they admired him very much.As for Chongming himself, he is no worse than Lingfeng in appearance, but he only pleases grandparents and grandma.
Junfeng's current attire combines rigidity and softness, and is even more charming than the cold spiritual wind. It should be able to suit both men and women and fascinate more people.
"My husband will also be fascinated by me?" Junfeng rested her head on Chongming's chest, as if she was a little bird.
Chongming hesitated for a moment, put his arms around her shoulders, brought her back to the bed, sat down side by side, leaned into her ear and smiled: "Of course, if the lady serves me comfortably tonight, I will be more fascinated. "
After saying this, even Chongming himself felt nasty and obscene. I thought Junfeng would be shy, but I didn't expect that her face was still as white as snow, her eyes were as fixed as needles, her heart beat faster, and she did not shy away. Instead, she raised her hand to help Chongming get off. Underwear.
Chongming: "..."
Well, he bowed down.If the fight continues, I'm afraid it will be him who is blushing.
Chongming suddenly lay down on the bed, pretending to be exhausted, "Forgive me, lady, I just woke up today, and my physical strength is really weak, so I will lie down for a while."
Originally, he just wanted to tease Junfeng, and didn't intend to have a bridal chamber.With his current body, he couldn't do that at all. If he became dumb halfway through, he would be ashamed and humiliated.Ah, disappointing the wedding night in the bridal chamber, I'm afraid it will become another great regret in his life.
"Since your husband is tired, you should take a good rest. Let me knead your husband to help you sleep." Saying this, Junfeng took off their shoes, half-kneeled by the bed, and leaned over to knead Chongming's hands. Legs, slightly heavy in hand, but comfortable.
Just when Chongming was half asleep and half awake, he felt Junfeng lying beside him.He was about to lean in to give her more space, but Junfeng pulled his bracelet around his waist and rested his head on his chest.
A slender and warm hand gently stroked Chongming's face, and murmured: "Since I am married to my husband, I am my husband's man. I only hope to grow old together with him and be inseparable. Husband, will you despise me?"
The other girls have said so, what else can Chongming do, quickly put his arms around her, hug her tighter, completely forgetting about sex.
To be honest, he really has nothing to do with this kind of frank, direct, not coy, and not arrogant character.
At this moment, there was a sudden noise outside the door, as if an assassin had entered the yard and was about to steal the dowry, but was discovered by the disciples who were watching the night.
Chongming couldn't help laughing, what kind of thief is so short-sighted, and went to the family of cultivators to steal the dowry, is the world so chaotic?
If his wife's dowry was looted on the wedding night, where would he and his wife's face be put in the future?Thinking of this, Chongming, who was already in a drowsy sleep, had to get up, and smiled at Junfeng who was also awakened: "There is a thief in the house, I will go and have a look, you should rest first. Don't worry, I will guard the door. Don't let thieves come in."
As he said that, he wrapped his clothes, opened the door and left, and when he saw that the door was not closed tightly, he turned back and closed it tightly, as if he was a gentle husband.
Looking at the closed door and the half-empty bed, Junfeng slowly raised the corner of her mouth, revealing a slight smile, and lowered her head to rub her fingers, the feeling of nostalgia has long since disappeared.
"What a pity," she murmured.
Seeing a medicine bottle placed on the cabinet next to it, there was a faint cry for help that ordinary people could not hear, she lightly raised her sleeves, bringing a breeze.The wind stopped and the medicine bottle disappeared.
Back then, he and Lingfeng were either bickering or fighting. Every time they ate, one would sit at the east end and the other at the west end. How could they sit side by side like this, whispering in their ears?Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps.
Speaking of which, he once pretended to be a woman to seduce Lingfeng. He wanted to see Lingfeng's panicked embarrassment, but he didn't expect that he was the one who suffered in the end.
The most hateful thing is that he also made a bet with his friends, confident that he could make Lingfeng's heart move, and finally lost eight good magic weapons, and he didn't know who those magic weapons fell into the hands of now.
The two were relatively silent, so that the atmosphere in the new house was extremely depressing.Chongming has a temperament that likes to move and doesn't like to be quiet, how can he bear this, he planned to rush out of the bridal chamber to get some air, but he didn't want to be looked down upon by the bride, thinking that he was not good at that, so he ran away.
After thinking about it, Chongming felt that he couldn't be so cowardly, so he got up and took the quilt wine, drank a glass himself, and handed a glass to the bride.
Seeing that the bride did not drink after taking the wine glass, she just looked up at him, with a dignified and serious look, which was very similar to Lingfeng's usual indifferent expression, Chongming couldn't help but teased: "Why? The lady is afraid Are you drunk? Don't worry, if you don't want to, I promise not to touch you. "
I thought the bride would be shy, but I didn't expect that her face would not blush and her heart wouldn't beat. She said everything she said was like reading from a scripture, without any emotional fluctuations. "It's okay, I'm ready, my husband can do as he pleases."
As he spoke, he raised his head and drank the whole glass of wine.This is completely different from Lingfeng.
In my impression, that guy Lingfeng never drank alcohol. He heard from his seniors that when he was young and ignorant, he accidentally drank a sip of burning knife. As a result, he passed out from drinking, wandered around on Qingyun Mountain, and finally broke into a tiger. In the den, he slept with his arms around a tigress all night, and was finally woken up by the tigress licking him.
Although he was not hurt by the tigress, he was ridiculed by his seniors for more than ten years.Since then, Lingfeng has resolutely refused to touch alcohol, not even a drop of fruit wine with the least alcohol taste.
The bride not only drank a lot, but also teased herself with her lips back, which made Chongming blush and heartbeat, secretly screaming that he couldn't stand it.
Although he is good at teasing cats and dogs, teasing girls is commonplace, but he has never done that kind of thing with any woman.Now suddenly he was asked to treat a strange girl, especially a girl who looked so similar to Lingfeng, he really couldn't do it.
Chongming went back to the table, took a wine jar, drank without a sip, thinking about how to treat this bride who made him trouble in the future.If the person in front of him is Lingfeng, it would be fine to go up and fight, but this person is his wife, or a woman, so he can't fight...
Seeing Chongming sitting on the chair farthest from the divorce bed, the bride stared at him questioningly, and said slowly, "Is your husband dissatisfied with me, or is there any reason?"
What?Chongming was aroused by her pointed eyes. He didn't plan to do anything at first, but now, it's impossible not to do something, otherwise, what is the majesty?
What's more, the woman in front of him is his wife, and he can do whatever he wants.
Chongming put down the wine jar, walked forward slowly, stretched out his index finger, lightly picked the bride's chin, teasingly said: "My lady is so beautiful, how can I be dissatisfied with you."
As he spoke, he rubbed the bride's face with his fingertips. He thought she would be very shy, and turned her head to one side. Unexpectedly, the bride looked calm and looked directly into his eyes, as if she didn't know what shyness was, and she was calm Said: "Thank you for your compliment, my husband, please let me undress your husband."
As she said that, she raised her hands to touch Chongming's collar, and helped him unbutton it. Although she was not very skilled in her movements, she was quite dexterous.
After taking off her coat, she helped Chongming take off his belt.His fingers were slender and strong, and his knuckles touched Chongming's body vaguely, causing him to break out in a cold sweat, his heart throbbed slightly, and he felt an urge to retreat and escape.
A majestic man, backed away by his wife... What's the reason?
In order to strengthen his determination, Chongming forced himself to take a step forward until he caught sight of Junfeng.Unexpectedly, Junfeng was still calm and composed, and even rubbed his chin with the tip of his nose.It was as if they were not strangers who had just married, but loving couples who had shared the same bed for years.
Seeing that he was about to be distracted by the weird atmosphere and lose the initiative, Chongming had a flash of inspiration and thought of a good idea: "Wait a minute, lady, I'll go get some things and I'll be back soon."
Since he doesn't know how to face his wife, why not let her change into a dress he is more used to?
Chongming walked to the closet, opened the door, rummaged through the clothes, and finally found a set that satisfied him.He turned around and came back, put the beige men's uniform in his hand on the bed, and smiled at Junfeng: "My lady, try changing it on."
"...Okay." The bride glanced at him, then looked at the clothes, agreed without hesitation, and even started to change immediately.
When Chongming looked back, he found that his bride had changed from a beautiful and graceful woman to a handsome man with a bright moon and a clear breeze.
"Very well, ladies can wear men's clothing from now on, I think it's pleasing to the eye." In fact, he didn't think it was pleasing to the eye, but he just found it interesting, very interesting.
Except for being shorter, thinner, and more delicate, this outfit is exactly the same as the spirit in his impression.I don't know what expression Lingfeng will have when he sees his wife's outfit?Fun to think about.
Now, of course he has to do a good job, so that he can be with his wife in the future, so that he will be pissed off.
Junfeng is not like an ordinary woman. She has spiritual power, can spell, has a straightforward personality, and is free and easy. Apart from this beautiful appearance, she is similar to a man in other aspects.Chongming decided to treat him as a man.In this way, it will not be so difficult to get along with each other.
And molesting is very interesting, as if molesting Lingfeng.Funny, so funny.
Just when Chongming's heart was surging and triumphant, the demure and peaceful Junfeng looked up at him, and continued to speak without surprise, "Your husband is emotional, is it because of my outfit, or is it because of my face?"
"Cough cough cough..." Chongming was almost choked to death again.Love in action?Where is he emotional?How did she see that she was emotional?How could I be so easily emotional?
He has been unrestrained and unrestrained for so many years, except that he is often itchy by the spiritual wind, other times he is fearless in his own way, and this is the first time he has been teased by a woman to the point of losing his composure.
Chongming restrained his mind and pretended to be calm and said: "Of course not, I just think that the lady has a bold temperament, and wearing men's clothes is more chic. If she goes out dressed like this, she will definitely fascinate many people."
Back then, he and Lingfeng often went down the mountain to fight against demons and participated in actual combat. The girls and daughters-in-law all liked to stare at Lingfeng, and they admired him very much.As for Chongming himself, he is no worse than Lingfeng in appearance, but he only pleases grandparents and grandma.
Junfeng's current attire combines rigidity and softness, and is even more charming than the cold spiritual wind. It should be able to suit both men and women and fascinate more people.
"My husband will also be fascinated by me?" Junfeng rested her head on Chongming's chest, as if she was a little bird.
Chongming hesitated for a moment, put his arms around her shoulders, brought her back to the bed, sat down side by side, leaned into her ear and smiled: "Of course, if the lady serves me comfortably tonight, I will be more fascinated. "
After saying this, even Chongming himself felt nasty and obscene. I thought Junfeng would be shy, but I didn't expect that her face was still as white as snow, her eyes were as fixed as needles, her heart beat faster, and she did not shy away. Instead, she raised her hand to help Chongming get off. Underwear.
Chongming: "..."
Well, he bowed down.If the fight continues, I'm afraid it will be him who is blushing.
Chongming suddenly lay down on the bed, pretending to be exhausted, "Forgive me, lady, I just woke up today, and my physical strength is really weak, so I will lie down for a while."
Originally, he just wanted to tease Junfeng, and didn't intend to have a bridal chamber.With his current body, he couldn't do that at all. If he became dumb halfway through, he would be ashamed and humiliated.Ah, disappointing the wedding night in the bridal chamber, I'm afraid it will become another great regret in his life.
"Since your husband is tired, you should take a good rest. Let me knead your husband to help you sleep." Saying this, Junfeng took off their shoes, half-kneeled by the bed, and leaned over to knead Chongming's hands. Legs, slightly heavy in hand, but comfortable.
Just when Chongming was half asleep and half awake, he felt Junfeng lying beside him.He was about to lean in to give her more space, but Junfeng pulled his bracelet around his waist and rested his head on his chest.
A slender and warm hand gently stroked Chongming's face, and murmured: "Since I am married to my husband, I am my husband's man. I only hope to grow old together with him and be inseparable. Husband, will you despise me?"
The other girls have said so, what else can Chongming do, quickly put his arms around her, hug her tighter, completely forgetting about sex.
To be honest, he really has nothing to do with this kind of frank, direct, not coy, and not arrogant character.
At this moment, there was a sudden noise outside the door, as if an assassin had entered the yard and was about to steal the dowry, but was discovered by the disciples who were watching the night.
Chongming couldn't help laughing, what kind of thief is so short-sighted, and went to the family of cultivators to steal the dowry, is the world so chaotic?
If his wife's dowry was looted on the wedding night, where would he and his wife's face be put in the future?Thinking of this, Chongming, who was already in a drowsy sleep, had to get up, and smiled at Junfeng who was also awakened: "There is a thief in the house, I will go and have a look, you should rest first. Don't worry, I will guard the door. Don't let thieves come in."
As he said that, he wrapped his clothes, opened the door and left, and when he saw that the door was not closed tightly, he turned back and closed it tightly, as if he was a gentle husband.
Looking at the closed door and the half-empty bed, Junfeng slowly raised the corner of her mouth, revealing a slight smile, and lowered her head to rub her fingers, the feeling of nostalgia has long since disappeared.
"What a pity," she murmured.
Seeing a medicine bottle placed on the cabinet next to it, there was a faint cry for help that ordinary people could not hear, she lightly raised her sleeves, bringing a breeze.The wind stopped and the medicine bottle disappeared.
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