Why Rebirth is Extraordinary

Bai Yifan acted on his words, and left the office to make calculations.

Bai Yifan: There is also a political class, and I will roast crabs for digestion in the afternoon.

Back in the classroom, there was a girl sitting in Bai Yifan's seat, together with Xing Meijia and Zhang Jingjuan, as if reading an entertainment newspaper.Bai Yifan sat down elsewhere first.

Life in high school is boring, entertainment newspapers, comic magazines, and all kinds of novels are quite popular.There is also a "Half Moon Talk" set by the school in the liberal arts class, but few people care about it.

There are very few entertainment news in Bai Yifan's head, only the band he likes, and most of the others are blurred.

Now I often borrow entertainment newspapers from girls.He has to add some content, at least writing a movie review will not make people and movies incompatible.

But seeing Zhang Jingjuan and the others get together recently, Bai Yifan didn't quite get along.He remembered that the lead singer of his favorite band was about to have an accident.He doesn't want to look.

At the beginning of the year, Bai Yifan deliberately left a message on the fan message board of the official website.What Ziwei Xing fortune-telling, tarot cards, constellations, in short, predicting that the lead singer of the road will not go well in the coming years may be framed by villains around him.Later, some fans said that he cursed the idol, a magic stick.He was attacked by fans.This matter is quite noisy, and the lead singer probably knows about it.

Bai Yifan: There is only so much I can do.

You can't rush to S City, find the lead singer and say, you will be killed by your captain soon!

Just thinking about it is enough to be crazy, and in all likelihood, it is impossible to see the real person.

The class bell rang, and Bai Yifan returned to his seat.

While doing eye exercises, Zhang Jingjuan and Xing Meijia murmured.Bai Yifan listened to a few words.

"Lying about your age", "don't look that old" and so on, it's not the band's business anyway.

At noon, Bai Yifan finished his lunch and went to Class 1.

There were not many people in class 1, so Bai Yifan simply entered the class and sat down in Cheng Yihao's place.The upper part of Cheng Yihao's desk is filled with formulas, and the draft area in the middle is full of calculations written in pencil. In short, there are numbers everywhere, which are almost overflowing the desk.

Bai Yifan glanced at it, he was about to go blind, so he picked up a notebook and opened it to protect his eyesight.

Bai Yifan: ... Nima.

A copybook of love letters.

In terms of reserves of girls' hearts, Cheng Yihao may be richer than Xing Meijia.

Bai Yifan quickly stuffed the notebook back.Looking up again, I saw Xie Suichen entering the class.

His eyes were full of burnout and his face was tired.

But when Xie Suichen saw Bai Yifan, he smiled brightly.

Bai Yifan: Pretending can no longer save you, boy.

Xie Suichen came over and asked in a low voice, "Why are you here?"

Bai Yifan was very serious: "I want you to take a test."

Xie Suichen sat down next to Bai Yifan: "What test?"

Bai Yifan stretched out both hands, made a gesture of scissors, and waved it in front of Xie Suichen's eyes: "What is this?"

"two."

Bai Yifan: "The answer is wrong, it's obviously wrong. Preliminary diagnosis, young man, you are hallucinating."

Xie Suichen: ...

Xie Suichen thought for a while, then nodded: "It's a little bit, when I first walked in, I thought I was still in the first year of high school."

Bai Yifan was startled: "How can this work? In my freshman year of high school, don't I have to learn how to transform things into life again?"

Xie Suichen nodded in cooperation.

Bai Yifan: It's still very vivid, the boss is dazzled, why is he depressed?

But really tired.

Bai Yifan asked, "What class do you have this afternoon?"

"English, mathematics, chemistry, and self-study classes." Xie Suichen reported the schedule.

Bai Yifan: "Do you need to make up math for self-study class and dinner? Then they won't let you go for evening self-study?"

Xie Suichen nodded.

Bai Yifan: "You're exhausted."

Xie Suichen lowered his eyes and said nothing, completely acquiescing.

Crabs are about to be squeezed dry by the No. [-] High School and dried into crab shells, what a long life.

Of course not.

Bai Yifan turned his face sideways and said in a low voice, "Crab, crab, there is something very important that requires your cooperation."

Xie Suichen nodded: "Tell me."

But Bai Yifan refused to speak, stood up and walked outside.

Xie Suichen followed behind him without asking why.

These two are one behind the other, Bai Yifan leads the way.Go out of the classroom door, walk out of the teaching area, pass the experimental building, go up the bridge and cross the river, and go straight to the grove.Finally, it stopped at the school fence.

There was no one around, there was a sparse poplar forest behind him, the soil under his feet was a bit soft, and a wall in front of him blocked his way.

Xie Suichen already knew what Bai Yifan was going to do.

The fence on the school side is about two meters high, and Bai Yifan jumped around the wall twice.

Bai Yifan retreated, took off with a run-up, jumped up, grabbed the wall with his hands, bent his knees and stepped on the wall with his feet, and turned over on the wall with a little more strength.

On an April day, the noon sun shone overhead, and the wind was not warm but gentle, scratching Bai Yifan's hair.

Bai Yifan sat on the top of the wall, turned his head and said, "Crab, are you playing truant?"

Xie Suichen stretched out his hand, and Bai Yifan took it.

Bai Yifan pulled Xie Suichen up.Jump down together again.

Outside the school is a field, a large area of ​​bright rapeseed flowers, broad bean seedlings with purple and black leaves on both sides of the field ridge.

Suddenly a dog barks, scaring Bai Yifan to run away.

The two rushed out along the ridge path.In fact, after running a few steps, everyone knew that the dog probably had nothing to do with the school.But I couldn't stop, I just ran and jumped, and when I got to the road, the soles of my shoes were covered with mud.

Bai Yifan stood on the side of the road, rubbing his shoe against the curb, with too much force, the shoe squeaked and flew away.

Bai Yifan sat down on the side of the road, laughing loudly.

Laughing and saying: "I fly shoes when others are in class, freedom!"

Complacent, gloating.

Xie Suichen was also happy, and ran out to pick up the shoes.

Just across the road is a bus stop.

Bai Yifan put on his shoes and went to the bus stop.

Bai Yifan poked Xie Suichen, the two of them fumbled through all the pockets, and gathered together six yuan and thirty cents and a bunch of keys.

Bai Yifan was very familiar with the process of playing truant, he had done it quite often in Fifth Middle School before he fell to his death.But I have never come out on such a whim, the key is that I have no money.

What can you do if you play truant?It's nothing more than eating, drinking, watching pornographic movies in ballrooms and Internet cafes, and squandering the tickets in the wallet.

Bai Yifan was extremely regretful: "After all the hard work, I can only let you go to my house to look at the pomegranate tree."

Xie Suichen was delighted: "Has the pomegranate tree been moved?"

Bai Yifan nodded: "It took a lot of effort!"

For a pomegranate tree, Father Bai built a large flower pond in the yard of his new home, found a truck, and uncle also hired a master fruit farmer.The hole was dug deeper than the trunk of the pomegranate tree, and the pruning of the branches made people turn their backs.

The transplant took place on weekends, and Bai Yifan followed him the whole time, running around and having a great chat with the fruit grower.In the end, the master was happy and talked about the cuttings.

Bai Yifan knew a little about gardening, otherwise Teacher Zhu wouldn't be able to eat sour grapes.Now that I have been pointed out, I understand better.

When they arrived at their new home, the two went to the yard and saw a pomegranate tree.

There are more trees in the yard, and the layout has changed. There are many small flower pots under the tree. Red thread is attached to the cutting branches. The small succulents squat in the pots and line up to do exercises. The onions and garlic are planted tightly and squeezed together. of.

Bai Yifan pointed to the succulent and said, "It's the pots we bought last year, and the leaves I wanted at that time."

Xie Suichen: "So much?"

The number has almost doubled.

Bai Yifan chuckled: "Succulent meat is easy to raise, and a lot of meat is also easy to raise."

Then he looked Xie Suichen up and down, and commented: "You have too little meat now, it's not easy to raise."

Xie Suichen: "Then I will eat more."

Bai Yifan laughed: "I'll go and see if there's anything delicious. The chef at window 2 probably didn't sleep well yesterday, and the sliced ​​potatoes he made at noon today didn't have any meat."

Xie Suichen wants to follow.He went to the rhythm of cooking in minutes.

Bai Yifan said seriously: "Child labor is not allowed."

It was as if Xie Suichen had ordered food to cook before, as if it didn't exist.

Xie Suichen: ...

Bai Yifan waved his hand, told Xie Suichen to wait for the order, and ran to the kitchen by himself.When I entered the balcony, I locked the balcony door.

Xie Suichen: ...

There was a rattan chair under the corridor, Xie Suichen moved one and sat down under the tree.

Xie Suichen leaned on the wicker chair and raised his head.

The pomegranates in early April have red buds and new green leaves, several of which are clustered together.The sun shines down from the branches, and the halo is engraved on the tip of the leaf.

The warblers are flying and the grass is growing. I don't know who is playing "The Peony Pavilion" upstairs.

"If you don't come to the garden, how do you know how beautiful it is?"

Xie Suichen closed his eyes, and Xie Shouchang's tape recorder rang in his ear.

"Like this kind of flowers and plants are loved by people, life and death are resented by people, so it is miserable and no one cares about it."

Instead, Xie Shouchang said: "She may not be ruthless to your father, otherwise she would not have given birth to you. She may not be unkind to you, maybe she is too scared because she is young and ignorant."

Xie Suichen smiled wryly: "But she left me again this time."

Xie Shouchang didn't talk to Xie Suichen anymore, he hummed along with the tape recorder: "The things in the world are beyond what the world can do."

Xie Suichen had a dream of yellow beams, various situations were constantly changing, and a bunch of mathematical symbols were flying all over the sky.

When I woke up again, the sun was already in the western sky.Xie Suichen's rattan chair was surrounded by a blanket, and there seemed to be some noise in the living room.Xie Suichen wanted to move, but the blanket was tightly wrapped around him, so he had to slide out from under the blanket.Looking at the blanket again, it was tied in a big knot behind the chair.

Papa Bai was halfway through work when he received a call from Teacher Chen, saying that Bai Yifan and Xie Suichen had disappeared.

Father Bai hurried home, and Teacher Chen just arrived.As soon as the two opened the door, they saw Xie Suichen sleeping in the yard, and Bai Yifan was chopping meat in the kitchen.

Papa Bai got angry and dragged Bai Yifan into the living room.

Bai Yifan quibbled one, two, three.

Papa Bai: "You child, is it reasonable for you to abduct Xiao Xie?"

Bai Yifan: If you don't turn it out, it will become a crab shell.

But Bai's father was really angry, so Bai Yifan shut up and didn't dare to refute.

Teacher Chen chimed in: "That's right, at least give me a call!"

Bai Yifan plausibly said: "If you play truant and report it to the organization, is that still called truancy?"

Teacher Chen: "It makes sense!"

Papa: ...

Bai Yifan: "And you, the boss, have spoken, so don't pursue it!"

Teacher Chen: "You did it on purpose, right?"

Bai Yifan: "It's really not planned for a long time, or just a temporary idea. The idea is still yours."

Teacher Chen:……

Bai Yifan was right, but paved the way for the boss: "You have to take care of Mr. Liu. But boss, you worked hard! It's getting late, why don't you stay and have a meal before going back."

Teacher Chen: "Don't try to bribe me!"

Bai Yifan: "Boss, the boiled meat I made...a piece! Although it doesn't look very good, it's sure to be delicious! And there's enough wine, and it's been aged for ten years! I'll let Xie Suichen give you some good ones Even if he is punished for playing truant. Stir-fried vegetables and fried peanuts are excellent, and Xie Suichen’s stewed tofu is delicious! He can also deep-fry small wontons, and there are..."

Bai Yifan only picked his favorite and said that he sold Xie Suichen like crazy.

Teacher Chen was a little cautious, and said righteously: "I have to go back to work and study by myself at night!"

Bai Yifan rolled his eyes: "Forget it! The squad leader is not here, let Da Cheng hold the line. Teacher Sha did this before."

Teacher Chen immediately said: "Tell Xie Suichen not to sleep, and catch a cold again? Get up and cook."

Dad Bai watched the conversation between teachers and students.

Papa: ...

Xie Suichen walked into the living room with the blanket in his arms. He was taken aback when he saw Teacher Chen, and then said, "Mr. Chen, I'm the one who wants to come out."

Teacher Chen has a straight face.

Bai Yifan: "Go and fry a peanut to apologize."

Xie Suichen: ...

Teacher Chen was dissatisfied: "At least let me pretend."

Bai Yifan: "Boss, I don't want you to be tired."

Papa didn't want to say anything.

Bai Yifan took the blanket, pushed Xie Suichen into the kitchen, stopped Bai's father from helping, but followed him in.

The two little ones were tossing about in the kitchen, while Bai's father chatted with Mr. Chen, turned on the TV to watch the news, and immediately chatted with the party, the government and the country.

Bai Yifan ran out to pick green onions in the yard, passed by the living room and wanted to be lazy, so he stopped to watch TV.

But Bai Yifan stood still holding a handful of green onions, and the news immediately jumped to entertainment.

Papa Teacher Chen: ...

Bai's father wanted to tune the channel, but Bai Yifan and Teacher Chen said in unison, "Wait a minute."

Entertainment news: Ruan Yitong lied about her age, her illegitimate child is currently in high school.

On the screen is still a photo of Ruan Yitong when she was advertising.

Although Ruan Yitong debuted for 16 years, she has always maintained a pure and pure image.Now it is suddenly said that we have children, and many people cannot accept it.

Bai Yifan and Teacher Chen were struck by lightning at the same time.

Teacher Chen was full of sadness: "Ruan Yitong was my goddess when I was young. My son just went to kindergarten, and his son has already gone to high school. This news is really heartbreaking."

You still watch it if you feel stuck.

Dad Bai picked up the newspaper on the coffee table: "This has been going on for a week, right? The newspapers are everywhere, and they still talk about children."

Mrs. Chen immediately agreed: "He also said that the information of the child will be exposed, so he is not a fucking human being."

When Bai Yifan heard this, he rushed over immediately, grabbed the newspaper and read it.

The photo match is also perfect, Ruan Yitong cried until Li Hua's rain makeup almost blurred.If the report is whitewashed again, she will be a white lotus.

On Ruan Yitong's side, she denied it outright, not to mention lying about her age, and the conflict all shifted to the child's issue.Resolutely do not admit that they have children.Even if you pull out a child, it is still a good babysitter.

Anyway, the person who broke the news has not come up with actual evidence.

Then the news became popular, and she jumped out to explain, because it involved minors, she had to take it step by step, and if she refused to admit it, she would go to school.

Bai Yifan clutched the newspaper, his face turned pale.

Papa Bai asked, "Fanfan, what's wrong with you?"

Bai Yifan gritted his teeth: "You didn't say anything!"

Teacher Chen misunderstood: "It's a star."

"Boss, you are right!" In fact, he didn't hear what Teacher Chen said at all.

Bai Yifan threw away the newspaper, grabbed the onions and went into the kitchen.

Xie Suichen was chopping vegetables, turned his head and smiled: "Isn't this dish boiled?"

I can't see any abnormality at all, and it seems that I have enough rest, and I am quite happy.

Bai Yifan: Is this acting beyond his mother?

Was it a miscalculation?

Bai Yifan scratched his head, and finally calmed down a bit.But there are always needles poking in my heart.

Bai Yifan went to wash the onions, one by one, almost turning the green ones into white ones.

But it was just the opposite, he didn't calm down, but analyzed all kinds of possibilities.The worst kind is simply anti-human.

Bai Yifan: It's not that shit.

But after much deliberation, it would be embarrassing to ask.

Bai Yifan armed his face, took a deep breath and puffed up his mouth: "I'll ask you once about crabs and crabs, who is Ruan Yitong? Don't ask me, I'm just guessing."

After Bai Yifan asked in one breath, he lowered his head and continued to wash the onions.

Xie Suichen stopped chopping vegetables.

Bai Yifan turned his head, the sky fell and the earth fell.

bingo?

Xie Suichen stretched out his hand and grabbed Bai Yifan's arm: "The cuff fell off, and if you keep rubbing it, the green onions won't work."

Bai Yifan: ...

Bai Yifan looked down, the onion had been rubbed into a puree.