Interstellar Pet Shop [Five Poisons]

"Pet shop?" General Roy had never heard of this term.

Lan Hanfeng's eyes sparkled, he raised his hand, and was about to explain to him what a pet shop is, but gave up again.He thought to himself that General Roy would never be on the same channel as him, and he couldn't understand it even if he explained it.

I can't understand the explanation...

General Roy heard Lan Hanfeng mutter something, and his self-esteem was shattered to pieces.General Roy feels that he has been receiving unknown malice recently.

Lan Hanfeng said: "My pet shop will be built some other day. I'll take you to visit it, and you'll know."

Lan Hanfeng went out for a trip, and with a clap of hands, he settled on a shop and spent most of the money.Fortunately, the pets he wanted to sell were all ready-made, and he didn't need to buy them, which saved a lot of money.

There is a very important expense left, and that is the recruitment of shop assistants.Lan Hanfeng also needs to help Rex train spirit beasts, so he can't stay in his pet shop all the time, and needs to find someone to help him occasionally look at the shop.

Lan Hanfeng felt a little distressed, where could he find a smart person as a shop assistant?First of all, this person must be able to connect with his own brain circuit, and he must know what a pet shop is.

"Sir, are you satisfied? The decoration is basically done!"

Lan Hanfeng was standing in front of his pet shop, and the person in charge of the decoration was talking to him courteously.

Rex knew about Lan Hanfeng's plan to open a shop, and he seemed to support it.Anyway, Lord Rex would support anything that made General Roy unhappy.So Rex specially sent a few maids to help Lan Hanfeng decorate.

The two maids gave the blueprints to Lan Hanfeng. Lan Hanfeng looked at the blueprints, then at his shop, and nodded in satisfaction.

The green snake said: "Master, it's so fast, it only takes one day."

That's true, in Lan Hanfeng's normal era, it would take several months to decorate, and after the decoration was completed, it would have to be put away.But here is different, as expected, they are all high-tech. If you are optimistic about the decoration model, it only takes one day, and it can be done in an instant, which is really fast.

Lan Hanfeng went around his pet shop, he personally chose the style, and he was very satisfied with every place.

In fact, the shops in the city center are almost open, but there are still a few sporadic ones that have not been renovated, and Lan Hanfeng bought one of them.Lan Hanfeng's pet store has the largest storefront and the best location, and of course it's ridiculously expensive.

Lan Hanfeng looked at his empty storefront, and he really should hire a few more shop assistants.

"Are there any other dissatisfaction in your opinion?" the person in charge of decoration asked attentively again.

Lan Hanfeng pointed to the opposite side and said, "Is that shop selling robots?"

Opposite Lan Hanfeng, there was a small-looking shop with a signboard of a robot hanging outside.But it seems that the signboard has been around for some years, and the crooked ones are not new anymore.The shop that sells robots is probably not as big as one-fiftieth of Lan Hanfeng's shop, it's really pitifully small.

Standing beside Lan Hanfeng, the maid suddenly blushed a little, looking embarrassed to speak.

The person in charge of the decoration looked at the opposite side, smiled ambiguously, and said, "Yes, he sells robots. Although his shop is small, it is the most famous in our R district, with the longest history and the most abundant styles. , there is also a guarantee after sale, if it is not comfortable to use there, just take it to repair it.”

Lan Hanfeng's eyes lit up, if he got a few robots, his troubles would be solved soon.As long as you input the program to the robot, the robot can obediently look after the shop, no need to eat, drink or pay, the most important thing is to be obedient!

Lan Hanfeng had a small calculation in his heart and asked, "Are the robots sold over there expensive?"

"Hey, it's much cheaper than real people." The person in charge of decoration smiled ambiguously again, "But I don't think people like you need robots. There are too many people who want to serve you."

Lan Hanfeng couldn't understand why he was so obscene every time he laughed, and thought that if he was in a hurry, he wouldn't be paid?It's better to be a robot, once and for all.

Lan Hanfeng made up his mind, and took his pair of ground-stirring snakes out of his shop, crossed the road, and went to the opposite side.

A maid walked into Lan Hanfeng's shop and said, "Where is Mr. Lan Hanfeng? General Roy asked him to go back to the castle."

The maid in the store blushed and said, "Sir...Mr. went shopping at the adult sex robot store opposite."

The green snake said: "Master, why does this shop look so gloomy?"

"Is there?" Lan Hanfeng said and pushed open the door of the shop.

With a sound of "ding dong", there is a bell tied to the door, which will make a sound when pushed.Such an ancient design made Lan Hanfeng feel very cordial.

The inside of the store is a bit dark, and the lights are not turned on, so I can't see clearly.As soon as Lan Hanfeng entered, he saw two rows of robots standing on both sides, which were so realistic that they were no different from real people.

On the left is a row of men, all of whom are 1.8 meters tall, with wide shoulders and narrow hips. They are even better than the models, and there is nothing wrong with them.On the right is a row of women, petite and cute, but sexy and quite hot.

Just one question...

Lan Hanfeng wondered why the two rows of robots didn't wear clothes...

It's a bit embarrassing to see such a realistic robot without clothes.

"guest!"

The boss inside finally came out, he was a 80-[-]-year-old old man.Seeing his eyes light up, the old man said, "God, it's the first time for me to serve such a beautiful guest as you. It's my honor."

Although it was a bit against the law to praise the beauty of a big man, Lan Hanfeng was still very happy to be praised.

The old man smiled and looked very kind, and said, "Sir, do you have a style you like? Here are all finished products. If you want to order it, there is no problem. It can be completed in up to four hours. Pick it up or deliver it to your door. Can."

Lan Hanfeng scanned the two rows of robots again, and the old man asked again: "Sir, do you like men or women?"

Lan Hanfeng said without hesitation: "Male."

Lan Hanfeng thought to himself, it's better to hire a man, and the row of female robots on the right is so delicate, I'm afraid they love it badly.

The old man hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, men are good. They are strong and durable. I guarantee that you will be satisfied, sir. I have used it once and thought twice."

Lan Hanfeng gave him a strange look, and felt that the old man's words were a bit weird, but he thought about Roy's strange words every day, and Lan Hanfeng felt relieved.

Thinking of Roy's paralyzed face, Lan Hanfeng suddenly said, "I want to order, can you do anything?"

The old man nodded immediately and said, "No matter how weird it is, you can order it, from as small as a toothpick to as big as wrapping around your waist three times, everything is fine."

Lan Hanfeng: "..."

Lan Hanfeng couldn't understand the old man's words again, so he wrapped it around his waist three times. Wouldn't that be the same as his base-stirring snake?

Lan Hanfeng placed the order and said, "I'll give you the deposit, and I'll send you a pattern later."

The old man's eyes were about to pop out, holding a bag of gold coins, and said: "Sir, this deposit is too much, we don't need so much money to make two robots!"

Lan Hanfeng blinked and said, "I want to order ten robots."

"What? Ten?" The old man was dumbfounded and said, "Sir, are you kidding me? Is it really ten? Can you use it?"

Lan Hanfeng nodded and said, "I'm afraid it's not enough."

The old man looked admiring and said, "Okay, after it's done, I'll send it to your mansion. Please leave an address."

Lan Hanfeng left an address, which is actually across the road.

He ordered the robot and left satisfied.

The maid waited in the shop for a long time, and finally saw Lan Hanfeng coming back, and relayed General Roy's words to him.

Lan Hanfeng didn't know what was going on with Roy, anyway, he had been out for a long time today, so he was going back to the castle.

Roy waited for a long time before he got someone and said, "I'm going to the military camp, do you want to go with me?"

Lan Hanfeng said strangely: "I don't understand these things, what should I do?"

Roy said: "Aren't you very interested in mechas? Don't you want to take a look? You can also get on the mechas and have a try."

Lan Hanfeng thought for a long time, when did he become very interested in mechas.It suddenly occurred to him that one day, he and General Roy stood on the viewing platform and planned to steal the mecha...

It seems that General Roy misunderstood again...

He doesn't want to steal warships anymore, since Rex sent someone to get him an omega inhibitor, there is no need to steal warships at all.

Lan Hanfeng declined General Roy's invitation. General Roy was quite disappointed, and went to the barracks silently by himself.

By the time General Roy came back, it was already the morning of the next day.As soon as he entered the castle, he saw Lydia walking towards him.

Lydia was full of confusion and embarrassment, and said, "General Roy, there is something that I don't know if I should tell you."

Although she said so, she didn't hesitate at all, and immediately continued: "I heard from the maid that during the daytime yesterday, the general's wife went to the sex robot shop in the city center to buy ten sex robots."

For a moment, General Roy was dumbfounded and couldn't believe his ears at all.Was his man's self-esteem completely despised by Lan Hanfeng?The general's wife went to buy ten sex robots, what does this mean?

General Roy's face was ugly.

Lydia hurriedly pretended to be considerate, and said, "General, please don't be angry, in case the general's wife..."

She didn't finish speaking, but Roy didn't stop, turned around and left quickly.

General Roy was going to be blown up now, completely ignoring Lydia, and didn't hear anything she said.

Roy immediately went to Lan Hanfeng's room to find him, to ask him clearly.In the end, the attendant said that Mr. Lan Hanfeng was at the pet shop in the city center.

Roy immediately went to the pet store again. He was so aggressive that he shocked everyone who didn't know why.

Lan Hanfeng arrived at the pet shop early in the morning, because someone came to inform him that all his robot employees were finished and sent to the pet shop.So Lan Hanfeng hurried over to have a look.

As soon as Lan Hanfeng reached the pet shop, General Roy killed him and stopped him at the door.

Lan Hanfeng glanced at him, and immediately said happily: "You came just in time, come and see my pet shop, and show you around."

Lan Hanfeng smiled, almost blinding General Roy's eyes.General Roy's own anger was wiped out, and he felt that he was too reckless. Lydia just said a word, but he believed it without any research.

General Roy reflected deeply. He felt that he was not calm about Lan Hanfeng recently, and he needed to change it.

Roy was dragged into the store by Lan Hanfeng, and just when he was full of remorse, he saw a scene that shocked him for the rest of his life...

Ten men who look almost exactly like General Roy, and wear almost exactly the same clothes!The ten "Roys" were all sitting on the sofa in a row.

Lan Hanfeng's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help admiring: "The technology is really advanced, and it looks so similar."

Those ten "Roy" were sitting quietly, but when they saw Lan Hanfeng, they all stood up and walked up one after another.

"Master, you are here."

"Master, you are here."

"Master, what service do you want first?"

"Master, what service do you want first?"

The ten "Roys" spoke together, as if they had fallen into a big pit.But Lan Hanfeng thought it was quite interesting, he even reached out and touched the face of a robot, it felt exactly like the real thing.

Roy almost fainted from anger, grabbed Lan Hanfeng's hand and said, "What are you doing?"

General Roy's wife ordered ten sex robots, although all ten robots looked like General Roy.But General Roy was still so angry that he almost fainted. Doesn't this show that Lan Hanfeng was dissatisfied with his ability?

Lan Hanfeng blinked his pure eyes and said, "The robot clerk I ordered."

Roy's eyelids twitched and he said, "What? Clerk?"

Lan Hanfeng nodded earnestly, and said, "Yes, let them come and greet the guests. You don't need to give them food, drink, or money. Isn't it very economical? It's cheaper than real people."

Roy almost couldn't catch his breath, he suddenly understood, Lan Hanfeng had no idea what these robots were for.

Roy pulled him, pointed to the signboard of the robot shop opposite, and said, "Do you know what it says?"

"Sell robots." Lan Hanfeng said.In fact, he can't read, but he can understand the pictures.

General Roy wanted to roll his eyes, and said, "That's selling sex robots, do you understand? This is Area R, and the proportion of recipients is very low, so you know this kind of thing is sold?"

Lan Hanfeng: "..."

Lan Hanfeng only felt a burst of thunder rolling, no wonder the old man said "it's as small as a toothpick, but as big as wrapping around his waist three times", he finally understood now.