The arena cannot be idealistic

I didn't expect that Lao Zhang chose to quit our 5V5 team, but Wei Wu and Sui Sui looked calm, as if everything was expected.

I'm a little unhappy, but I don't seem to have any position to be unhappy-Lao Zhang and I are arena teammates, he was kicked out of the team before, but now he just quit the team himself.I always feel different, but I can't tell what is different.

I went to QQ to poke Lao Zhang and asked: Lao Zhang, why did you quit the team?

After I posted it, I felt uncomfortable, so I added a cute kitty emoji package I stole from Lao Zhang.

Lao Zhang: You don’t understand.

The three words "you don't understand" made me delete all the typed text in the dialog box.

If that's the case, forget it...

But after a while, Lao Zhang sent another message: Practice jumping the Star Tower at ten o'clock, don't forget!

I:……

A sensitive and delicate straight man is really difficult to understand!

In order to earn enough arena coins for me every week, Sui Sui brought Jian Ge in and re-formed a 5V5 team with us, so I became the only shortcoming of this team, with 4 masters and a rookie who has improved , Our 5V5 record is super beautiful.

This is also the first time I intuitively feel how strong Brother Jian is.

Although Jiange's famous saying is "Jianchun should fight Jianchun", we haven't met a few healers who can survive a set of skills under Jiange and Weiwu's hands.

Brother Jian just said: "I have controlled the treatment."

Wei Wu's cooperation must be there when Brother Jian utters the first word, and Wei Xin immediately limits the DPS that can protect the healer on the opposite side, and Sui Sui will focus on another healer or DPS on the opposite side.

A crisp sound.

The name of the opposite treatment is grayed out.

I was trembling all over when I looked at it - if I was on the other side, I would probably be shadowed for a lifetime.

Because the teammates are too strong, this week's arena coins are quickly filled up.At the end, Brother Jian invited Wei Wu with a lot of enthusiasm: "We can form a 3V3 team, it will be very strong."

Wei Wu: "I want to fight with my boyfriend, unless you play with us as the chopper team."

Brother Jian declined: "I want to fight with my girlfriend."

Wei Wu and Jian Ge said in unison: "Forget it."

The two instantly fell in love with each other, and Brother Jian was honorably drawn into the Wechat group of the arena...

Lao Zhang warmly welcomed Brother Jian in the group, and he didn't look like the gatekeeper of this group at all.

I:? ? ?

On this day, after Lao Zhang and I practiced jumping to the Star Tower, they still dragged me to the Sansheng Tree and played the pilgrimage to me.

Lao Zhang suddenly said: "Badminton, what kind of fireworks do you think is the most beautiful?"

I thought about it for a long time, and answered, "Light up all the houses."

Old Zhang: "Get!"

My mind was full of question marks: "What are you doing?"

Old Zhang said mysteriously: "You will find out next Saturday night."

next saturday night?That's...my birthday? !

Could it be that……

I hesitated and asked Suisui if I could sell some of the fireworks she saved.

Sui Sui looked at me suspiciously for a long time, and finally let me go to the warehouse to move by myself, and take what I like.I breathed a sigh of relief - fortunately Sui Sui didn't ask too much, otherwise I would be too embarrassed to talk about it.

I opened the warehouse of the fairy Suisui, which was filled with all kinds of fireworks. I chose a few of the fireworks that I thought were beautiful, and then traded the money I saved from playing the dungeon to Suisui's account, and the result showed ——

The amount of money carried has reached the limit!

What the hell!

I ate the dog food with a sigh of relief, and asked Suisui in a humble manner: "Sui Sui, brother Jian bought you gold again?"

Sui Sui's fingers, which had just been polished with nail polish, hooked into claws, held it up like that, leaned in front of my screen, took a look, and said, "Oh, yes."

I pointed to the hundreds of thousands of balances in Tongbao's column, biting my handkerchief, tearful with envy: "Why did Brother Jian recharge you again..."

Sui Sui blew on his nails: "Maybe it's because he celebrated his birthday two days ago, and the gift I gave was so nice."

I:"……"

I'm sorry, I forgot that fairies are really old.

Me: "So Brother Jian didn't learn how to choose gifts this year?"

Suisui sneered, "Yes."

Brother Jian is a good boyfriend who is good at everything except picking gifts. He has been with Sui Sui for five or six years. Every year on his birthday, he depends on what Sui Sui gives him, and then directly sends money.Sui Sui felt helpless in the future, so he had to think of a way to ask Brother Jian to change something special.

In the words of Sui Sui, it is: "Don't make me look like a purchasing agent, you buy birthday presents from me at a high price every year."

The reason why Sui Sui said this is because their birthdays are on the same day...

But now Sui Sui's game coins are full of Jian Ge, so I can't give the fireworks money.

Sui Sui looked at the light, admiring his freshly finished nails, and said, "Then you can bring me a month's worth of meals."

Me: "You think so beautifully! I'll give you money!"

After I prepared the fireworks, I happily went to Weiwu's YY. It happened that Weiwu and Weixin were playing a sweet 2V2.

Wei Xin who turned on the notification sound of the YY channel soon found me: "Badminton is here!"

I happily greeted them.

Wei Xin: "Why are you in such a good mood for badminton today?"

Wei Wu: "Children with mental disabilities have a lot of fun. When will she be in a bad mood?"

Wei Xin: "I'm in a particularly good mood today."

Wei Wu: "That's why I'm extremely mentally retarded today."

I:"……"

Does badminton have no dignity?

You can call me stupid, but you still call me a mentally handicapped child!

Maybe it was because I was in such a good mood that my whole body swelled up, so I immediately confronted Wei Wu: "Then you are also in a good mood recently, are you also mentally retarded?"

Wei Wu: "No, it's because I have a boyfriend."

The three sentences are inseparable from you having a boyfriend, I wish I could put "I have a boyfriend" in capitals and bold on my face!

I jumped at the case: "Wei Xin! Don't you care about your boyfriend!"

Wei Xin let out a hearty laugh.

Wei Wu snorted and said, "He is in charge, he is in charge of me."

Wei Xin: "I didn't do it!"

Wei Wu: "Where is it missing? I just took one more look at that new assistant today, and you will be angry all day."

Wei Xin: "I'm not angry."

Wei Wu: "Oh? Not angry? Then you haven't called my name all day. Director Qin has been calling me all day..."

Wei Xin did not speak.

And me, of course I didn't talk anymore, I turned off the microphone, pretended to be a quiet and harmless dog's tail grass, grinning from the corner of my mouth to the back of my ear!

Hey Hey……

Wei Wu went on to say: "Since you are not angry, then you can call me Brother Qin and listen."

Wei Xin became angry from embarrassment: "When I'm not angry, I don't call you Brother Qin! Don't push yourself!"

Heh, I figured out that all men are potential dramatists, the key lies in when and with whom.

Just look at Wei Wu, who suddenly pretended to be wronged: "Brother Qin didn't even want to call out, and he said he wasn't angry."

Wei Xin: "Qin! Wei!"

Wei Wu replied sweetly and greasy: "Hey~ I'm here!"

I'm a darling!

Senior brother, you should show some face!Aren't you a veteran cadre, why are you acting like an old hooligan!

what? !

Wei Xin: "Be serious, badminton is still here! Hey, what are you doing! Uh—"

Then I found myself kicked out of the YY channel.

I stared at the computer screen dumbfounded, and slowly took off the earphones.

Why does today's dog food smell like meat?

The author has something to say: Children must eat more meat in order to grow up quickly

(Actually, I wanted to write that the corners of badminton's mouth are fucking up, but it's a bit uncivilized hahaha)

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