The arena cannot be idealistic

The loud noise startled both me and Wei Wu.

Wei Wu shouted: "Weixin!"

Me: "What's the situation?"

Wei Xin's voice was a little far away: "It's okay, I'm fine." There was another sound from YY's end, and then Wei Xin's voice returned to normal: "Ahem..."

Wei Wu: "Scared you? Look at badminton, what did I say, Lao Zhang's kind is not normal!"

Wei Xin snapped, "No!"

YY fell into a strange silence.

Wei Xin: "I'm also a man, it's a bit strange for you to call my wife..."

I:……

Your focus is wrong!

Senior brother, wake up this Cang Yun!

Who knew that this person, Wei Wu, really changed the filter element of the air purifier...

He chuckled very pleasantly, and then said through his subwoofer, "So... isn't your husband awesome?"

I:……

Can it be better for badminton eyes? !

Another strange sound came from Wei Xin's side.Wei Wu laughed out loud, just like Wei Xin usually laughed.

I seemed to see Wei Wu, not only from an old cadre basking in the sun to a young man basking in the sun, but also stood up and stretched his waist.

I do eye exercises.

Almost blinded.

As for whether I have improved or not, things like having a new experience in the arena are not worth mentioning in front of the two of them now.

I shrank in the corner, quiet and well-behaved, never stealing the show.

But Archangel Wei Xin took the initiative to say: "How about it, has badminton improved a lot?"

Wei Wu: "Well, you teach well."

I blurted out "Mom and Dad".

Flavor mist: "..."

Wei Xin: "..."

It's all because of Lao Zhang, a playwright who has been well educated...

Wei Wu said meaningfully: "Old Zhang has been tormenting you a lot, it's my fault that I haven't had enough time."

Wei Xin also explained very silly and sweetly: "No, I'm still playing badminton during this time."

Wei Xin, you are still too young...

You are still a delicate little white flower who has never experienced the smell, poisonous tongue and sharp tongue!

I squatted in the corner and wanted to cry but had no tears.

Sure enough, Wei Wu has quickly switched back to the vicious veteran cadre from Lao Zhang's possessive drama mode: "You can't,

The loud noise startled both me and Wei Wu.

Wei Wu shouted eagerly: "Weixin!"

Me: "What's the situation?"

Wei Xin's voice was a little far away: "It's okay, I'm fine." There was another sound from YY's end, and then Wei Xin's voice returned to normal: "Ahem..."

Wei Wu: "Scared you? Look at badminton, what did I say, Lao Zhang is not normal!"

Wei Xin snapped, "No!"

YY fell into a strange silence.

Wei Xin: "I'm also a man, it's a bit strange for you to call my wife..."

I:……

Your focus is wrong!

Senior brother, wake up this Cang Yun!

Who knew that this person, Wei Wu, really changed the filter element of the air purifier...

He chuckled with great pleasure, then said through his subwoofer, "Dude is awesome!"

I:……

Can it be better for badminton eyes? !

Another strange noise came from Wei Xin's side.

Wei Wu: "Okay, don't make trouble, and fight seriously."

You are making trouble!

Wei Wu laughed out loud, just like Wei Xin usually laughed.

I seemed to see Wei Wu, not only from an old cadre basking in the sun to a young man basking in the sun, but also stood up and stretched his waist.

I do eye exercises.

Almost blinded.

As for whether I have improved or not, things like having a new experience in the arena are not worth mentioning in front of the two of them now.

I shrank in the corner, quiet and well-behaved, never stealing the show.

But Archangel Wei Xin took the initiative to say: "How about it, has badminton improved a lot?"

Wei Wu: "Well, you teach well."

I blurted out "Mom and Dad".

Flavor mist: "..."

Wei Xin: "..."

It's all because of Lao Zhang, a playwright who has been well educated...

Wei Wu said meaningfully: "Old Zhang has been tormenting you a lot, it's my fault that I haven't had enough time."

Wei Xin also explained very silly and sweetly: "No, I'm still playing badminton during this time."

Wei Xin, you are still too young...

You are still a delicate little white flower who has never experienced the smell, poisonous tongue and sharp tongue!

I squatted in the corner and wanted to cry but had no tears.

Sure enough, Wei Wu taunted directly: "You can't, the poison of the two of them can only be cured with strong medicine."

Wei Xin laughed again: "Hahaha..."

The little sun is so cute!

After the coquettish talk, the arena continued.We played fairly smoothly afterwards, although I still made mistakes from time to time, but now I can at least know that I was wrong, instead of being scolded with my ears closed.

The worst thing is not making mistakes, but not even knowing where you are wrong.

Maybe, I can slowly become sharp!

I thought with anticipation, and shared my mental journey with Lao Zhang.

Lao Zhang was furious and criticized me: If I have improved, I won’t play 2V2 with me!You are bound 2V2 with Wei Xin!Are you sorry for me?

I just wanted to find some reason, when I heard Wei Wu say: "Play with me in the new 2V2 as a defender, and go to Lao Zhang to play badminton."

I protested dissatisfied: "Why!"

I just held on to a thigh, and I didn't want to go back and struggle with Lao Zhang in the fish pond.

Wei Wu: "Wei Xin and I need to practice tacit understanding, and if you fight with Wei Xin, you will definitely be a wooden stake if you go in, and you won't get any exercise at all."

Master Mo Ruo knows me.

I really can't justify this, I can relax in the 2v2 with Wei Xin, I just let myself go when I go in, anyway, Wei Xin can [-]v[-].

So I said aggrievedly, "Okay then", then turned around and went to have a deep affection with Lao Zhang as a sister: Don't be afraid!Badminton has already rejected Wei Xin, I will play against you from now on!

Lao Zhang was so moved that his nose was snot and he was in tears, and he presented a bunch of emojis of kittens crying wet.

So cool.

After eleven sessions, Wei Xin said that he would call another day, and that he would be offline after checking his routine.

Because the game was relatively smooth, it was actually quite early at this time, and Wei Xin was a little abnormal.

I couldn't hold back my curiosity and asked, "Are you going offline so early?"

Wei Xin: "I'm going on a business trip tomorrow, so I have to get up early."

Me: "Huh?! I haven't heard you say it before."

Wei Wu interjected: "Tell me what to say, I know."

I don't want to hear that.

Although I am a rookie!

But I also have a role in this arena, okay?

I just wanted to protest a few words, Wei Xin said: "I quit." Then he quickly quit YY, leaving me and Wei Wu alone.I was suddenly a little embarrassed. I haven't been alone with the big brother since we added Lao Zhang, a talker and showman, in our 3V3 team two years ago.

For a while, I was a little scared.

Don't get me wrong, it's mainly because I can't resist his poisonous tongue alone.

I wanted to find an excuse to slip away.

But Wei Wu's dual quotients are too high, and casual lies are seen through every second.

I clicked on Team Recruitment, and searched frantically, planning to find a dungeon group, and I would put myself in it first.

Wei Wu suddenly said: "Junior Sister."

You actually called me Junior Sister, so formal? !

My heart skipped a beat, and I began to frantically reflect on whether I had done anything bad recently.

Me: "Why?"

Wei Wu: "Would you like to go to the game exhibition and annual press conference at Beijing Water Cube on the 28th?"

Nonsense, of course I want to, but how can I, a poor student with slow internet speed and computer lag...

So I said angrily: "Is there any need to ask?!"

Wei Wu: "You buy the train ticket for that day, and I will pick you up at Beijing South Railway Station."

What the hell!

The smell mist is more than just changing the core of the air purifier!

He's just... just...

Reborn!

I flatteringly asked: "Hey hey hey... Senior brother, how do you know my ID card?"

Wei Wu: "Recall it yourself."

I racked my brains and still can't remember.

Wei Wu became impatient: "You just say whether to go or not."

I slapped the table: "Go! Why don't you go!"

After yelling, I felt something was wrong, so I went, wouldn't that mean I was going to meet Master Wei Wu? !

Although I have known Weiwu for more than three years, I can't stand it!

I'm a little scared...

YY fell silent for a moment.

Wei Wu probably felt it, so he didn't puncture it, just said: "If you want to come, just tell me, it doesn't matter if you don't have time." After saying this, he went to Aite Laozhang in the WeChat group, and sent Two letters: YY.

Ten seconds later, Lao Zhang appeared on the YY channel wearing a pure white horse.

As soon as Lao Zhang arrived, he began to flirt: "Why, miss you?"

Wei Wu sneered, too lazy to talk: "Please go to this year's anniversary press conference, will you come?"

"Fuck!" Lao Zhang broke his voice with excitement, "It's not in vain that I called you so many 'husband'!" "

Wei Wu became angry: "Shut up! If you call your husband again, I'll kill you."

Old Zhang giggled cheaply, not afraid at all, and still posted emoticons in the WeChat group, constantly flirting, calling husband, husband, and father-in-law in different ways.

Sao or you straight men Sao...

Wei Wu: "If you show off again, I will tear up the ticket."

Old Zhang: (⊙x⊙;)

Wei Wu sighed: "I really want to visit your parents..."

Lao Zhang quickly interrupted: "Oh, I just want to see my parents, it's too soon!"

I:……

Wei Wu gritted his teeth and said: "It's to see what kind of heart they are, they can raise you so much and not kill you!"

Faced with such unfavorable words, Lao Zhang's filtering ability and speed of changing topics are top-notch: "It will be too late to read it by then, where do I live? I live at your house?"

Wei Wu took a deep breath: "Get lost and live in a hotel!"

Lao Zhang's drama came up again, and he began to cry, saying that Wei Wu was a heartless person, and that he was poor.

Wei Wu blocked his mouth with the phrase "I'll pay".

Only then did Lao Zhang come to his senses: "Oh, that's not right, doesn't that ticket require an ID card? How do you know my ID card?"

I:……

Old Zhang, your IQ is much worse than mine!

If Weiwu sells you, even if you help count the money, you won’t be able to count.

Wei Wu's patience with Lao Zhang was worse than that of me, and he didn't even bother to let him recall, so he asked directly: "In a word, whether to go or not!"

Old Zhang said firmly: "Go!"

Wei Wu: "That's fine, send me the time in the group after buying the tickets."

Then he kicked Lao Zhang out of YY, very ruthless.

This wave of operations made the corners of my mouth twitch...

The studious badminton is online, and I asked, "Brother, since you bother him so much, why do you still buy him a ticket?"

Wei Wu hummed and did not speak.

Me: "Elder brother?"

Wei Wu clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction: "Didn't you bother to see it before?"

Me: "Oh."

I recalled it, and it seemed to be the case.

When it was confirmed that the press conference would be held in the Beijing Water Cube, Lao Zhang and I yelled for a long time in YY, but the tickets were too hard to get and they were very expensive, so neither of us planned to buy them, just had a good time. .

Unexpectedly, it was remembered by Wei Wu.

I suddenly thought of Wei Xin's words: "Actually, Weiwu is very gentle."

Seems to be true.

I couldn't help asking: "Then have you bought a ticket for Wei Xin?"

Wei Wu asked back: "Did he say he was going?!"

Maybe because I just realized the gentleness of Wei Wu, I boldly replied: "Didn't it be said that a good family should be neat and tidy?"

Wei Wu: "Think with your brain, he has only known us for a few days and I will buy him a ticket? Even if I buy it, where can I get his ID card?"

Me: "Oh, yes."

I was a little bit shocked by the mist's words.

I always thought that Wei Xin was already very close to us, and he was always so special to Wei Xin...

Me: "But big brother, don't you really like Wei Xin?"

Wei Wu: "You don't understand."

Curiosity makes me brave!

I just went back: "If you don't understand, you have to ask!"

Wei Wu sighed: "I'll tell you again when I have a chance."

As soon as you hear it, there is a story!

Halfway through this, I am scratching my head.

Wei Wu: "Then are you going or not?"

I go!"

For gossip, fight!