How can you get a divorce like this?

Qin Feng on the sofa stared blankly, staring at the shaking mobile phone screen expressionlessly.

He had been looking at this screen early in the morning, and now he was dizzy and staring at the screen.

A wechat video sent to him by a person was playing on his mobile phone. The person left the house early in the morning and was busy with work.

You can't see the person's appearance in the picture, but you can hear his voice and see everything in front of him.

The man walked to the front of the breakfast stand and said to the busy boss: "The third one, pack two and take away."

At this time, a young man appeared in the video, and he asked the man, "Captain Shen, don't you want to eat together?"

"Not today, there are people waiting at home."

The young man frowned slightly, "At home? Don't you live alone?"

The man seemed to smile, but didn't speak.

He put the packed breakfast into the car, put his phone on the car mount, and finally his face appeared in the video.It was a thin and beautiful face with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, as if something good happened.

When Qin Feng saw the man's finally revealed face, he regained his energy instantly, and he cursed loudly: "Shen Ye, you bastard, come back quickly and let me out."

Shen Ye smiled at the people in the video, and slowly started the car, "How is it? Have you considered it?" He asked Qin Feng.

Qin Feng pointed to the proud man, "If you don't come back and let me go, I will demolish your house."

"Go ahead, I'm thinking of raising a husky." Shen Ye said disapprovingly.

Qin Feng gritted his teeth, "Okay, just wait for me."

He was about to hang up the video, but he heard Shen Ye say: "Hang up, after you hang up, you don't even want to go out."

"you……"

Qin Feng stared angrily at the people in the video, and stamped his feet anxiously.

Ten minutes later, the door of the living room was slowly opened.Shen Ye came in with his breakfast. Before he could see where Qin Feng was, a pillow flew towards him.

Shen Ye was trained to deal with surprise objects at a glance, he stopped the objects flying on his face with one hand, and held the breakfast firmly with the other hand.

He pushed the pillow aside and locked his eyes on the person standing in front of the sofa.

He locked the door, raised the food in his hand, "Are you hungry?" he asked the angry man.

"Shameless." Qin Feng glared at him.

Shen Ye took the bowls and chopsticks to the person who scolded him, sat beside him naturally, looked at him, and put his eyes on his buttocks, "It didn't hurt like that yesterday, it doesn't hurt today."

"Fuck." Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves and was about to hit him.

Shen Ye took his chopsticks and nodded at him, "Think about it carefully, if you do anything, I will apply for them to transfer you to the Legal Affairs Office, so you don't even think about going to the front line to handle cases in the future."

Qin Feng raised his hand in the air, and he said uncertainly: "You don't have the right."

"You can try." Shen Ye seemed confident.

Qin Feng thought for a while, and slowly sat next to Shen Ye, he suddenly changed his attitude, and begged him: "Captain Shen, if I offend you, please forgive me. I just joined our brigade, I'm just a rookie, I'm not qualified to make you salivate."

Shen Ye glanced at him, "Whoever said I coveted you, I just let you marry me because I thought you were a rookie."

"why?"

Shen Ye thought for a while, and asked him back, "How old are you this year?"

"23."

"what about me?"

Qin Feng paused for a moment, recalled the information he had read, and asked, "28?"

Shen Ye nodded, "That's correct."

Qin Feng blinked, "But, you still didn't say why?"

"Because I want an old cow to eat young grass."

Qin Feng stood up speechlessly, "No, Captain Shen, why do you want to eat my grass?"

Shen Ye replied lightly: "Because you just came here, and I happen to want to eat this year."

"No, Captain Shen..." Qin Feng continued to look for reasons, "As the saying goes, twisted melons are not sweet."

Shen Ye glanced at him, "I twisted it yesterday, and I think the taste is okay."

"..." Qin Feng suppressed his emotions. He sat beside Shen Ye and asked in a low voice, "Can you please let me go? I only reported to the team on Monday, and you lied to me on Thursday. I I can tell you, okay?"

Shen Ye thought for a while, then gave him the phone, "Call the police. I usually deal with such compulsive behaviors."

"You think I dare not?" Qin Feng took the phone and pretended to make a call.Seeing that Shen Ye was eating on his own, he didn't take his threat seriously at all, and immediately begged again, "How about I introduce you to my friends? There are a few of them, and they especially like to fuck us This line, shall I recommend you?"

Shen Ye glanced at him again, and asked inappropriately: "Do you know that you have a birthmark on your waist, which is still heart-shaped. It is said that this kind of person is very fickle. If I marry you, I will be the one who suffers."

"Captain Shen!" Qin Feng was speechless, "What do you like about me?"

"Tell the truth?" Shen Ye put down his chopsticks and looked at the man who nodded wildly. He shrugged and said, "I don't like any part of your body."

"But why did you choose me to marry you? I think there are quite a few good-looking people in our team." Qin Feng was puzzled.

"I'm tired of seeing them, you should be more fresh." Shen Ye became impatient with him, and asked him directly, "Where's your household registration book?"

"Damn." Qin Feng stood up anxiously and jumped a few times. Feeling the tearing sensation, he immediately covered his buttocks and grinned, and pointed at Shen Ye anxiously, "I tell you that the surname is Shen, I don't want to get married, I don't want to be with you You get married."

Shen Ye nodded, picked up the phone in the next second, dialed a number, and came up and said: "I have an intern here, are you interested in accepting it from the Legal Affairs Office..."

"Boss!" Qin Feng immediately changed his attitude and squatted beside Shen Ye.Regardless of the pain in his body, he looked at the person who was half a head taller than himself in a flattering manner, "I'm married, I really like getting married, and I can get married in any way."

Shen Ye hung up the phone and looked at him, "Have you figured it out? Don't say I was forced?"

"Don't think about it anymore, what right do I have to think about it, it's up to you, as long as you are happy." Although Qin Feng said with a smile, he gritted his teeth with every word.

"Where is the household registration book?" Shen Ye asked him.

"In my rented house." Qin Feng lowered his head and calmed down.

Shen Ye nodded, "Have breakfast first, and follow me to the Civil Affairs Bureau."

"Oh." Qin Feng glanced at the person who threatened him, and secretly clenched his fist.

He looked at the man who picked up the phone while eating breakfast, wishing he could eat his meat.

At this time, a WeChat message came to Shen Ye's mobile phone. He glanced at it and replied to the person in voice: The rookie has been following me all the time. He is a member of our team. Don't fucking try to snatch it.

He turned his head to look at the bewildered man, and snorted coldly, "You're quite popular." He asked curiously, "When you came, what order did you receive? Why did the office come to snatch people from me?"

Qin Feng scratched the back of his head, "The letter said, let me follow you in the first criminal investigation team."

"What about the letter?"

"I handed it over to the office."

"you……"

Qin Feng looked innocent, "The office asked me to keep it, saying it was for my personnel file."

Shen Ye pointed at him, "I'm just fooling a fool like you." The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, "Hu Yong is really getting older and more cunning, and he even tricked me."

When Qin Feng heard that a department wanted to rob him, he immediately asked worriedly: "Then what should I do? The letter is in their hands, will I be..."

"By what?" Shen Ye pinched his waist, "I don't believe he dared to rob me after we are both married."

The more Qin Feng heard it, the more something was wrong, "Co-author, did you marry me so that I would not be robbed?"

"Otherwise? For your good looks?" Shen Ye seemed in a bad mood.

Qin Feng frowned, "Is there such a shortage of people in our team? In order to grab people, the captain has started to sacrifice himself?"

Shen Ye snorted coldly, "There is no shortage of people, but I just can't get them..." Thinking about being angry all these years, he felt aggrieved and panicked.

"No." The more Shen Ye thought about it, the more worried he became, "What time is it?" He asked Qin Feng.

"Eight, 08:30." Qin Feng replied.

"Don't eat, let's go get the certificate now." After saying that, Shen Ye pulled Qin Feng out of the door.

Qin Feng was pushed into the car by him, and he was still persuading him on the way, "It's no use, Captain Shen. Do you really want to get married just to grab someone?"

Shen Ye gritted his teeth, "They forced me." He turned his head and asked Qin Feng, "Where is your home?"

Qin Feng gave him an address, feeling flustered.

When he came to Qin Feng's rental house, Shen Ye parked his car downstairs and waited for him.In order to prevent Qin Feng from letting himself go, he reminded him: "If you can't get married today, you may be taken away by the office."

Qin Feng dreamed of going to the front line to handle cases, so he naturally didn't want to sit in the office. After thinking about his future, he decided to suffer from being dumb.

"Don't worry about Team Shen, I'll marry you today." Qin Feng made up his mind, ran upstairs and got his household registration book.

The two stopped at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau, walked in as if they were going to die, and walked out with the little red book.

On the way back to the bureau, neither of them felt anything.Qin Feng thought, so marriage is like this?Just get a copy?Sitting in the car, he secretly glanced at the people who were about to become a family with him, feeling very peaceful in his heart.Is that so?Don't you feel anything?His morning defiance suddenly seemed pointless.

When he arrived at the Municipal Bureau, Shen Ye pulled Qin Feng into the office, and said to a bald man, "I'll tell you something, I'm married." After speaking, he took a handful of sugar from his trouser pocket On the other party's table, with a proud look.

Qin Feng frowned, thinking: When did Shen Ye put this candy in his clothes?

Hu Yong, who wanted to compete with him, swallowed his saliva, stared at the little red book in Qin Feng's hand, and looked in disbelief, "Your uncle's Chen Ye, are you so hardworking?"

Shen Ye snorted coldly, "I won't hold the wedding banquet, and I don't want any gift money from you, but people, don't rob me."

Hu Yong pinched their marriage certificates to verify the authenticity, "It's not necessary."

Shen Ye snatched his certificate and waved it in front of all the stunned people, "How is it? It's been three years, and I'm finally waiting for a newcomer."

He dragged Qin Feng to his side provocatively, put an arm on his shoulder, then put his arms around his neck, and led him away triumphantly.