I, soft girl, really fragrant warning!

When the pure white soul woke up, before he opened his eyes, he heard the familiar "clack" sound, and felt a "crack" in his heart. He quietly opened a gap with apprehension, and saw the straw chicken coop next to him without any surprise. The old hen who was proudly hatching eggs.

So to say……

She quietly looked down, and she saw the straw chicken coop under her.

Pure White Soul: "..."

The chicken coop is just a chicken coop. It is warm and soft to the touch with a little elasticity, and it is not pungent at all. It is very comfortable to stay on it.It didn't take long for the pure white soul to enjoy himself, when he noticed a pity-filled gaze from the side.That position is... the old hen!She looked over tremblingly, just in time to meet the sharp eyes of the old hen.

Pure white soul: "..." The place on his body that was pecked before suddenly hurts.

"Cluck cluck!" The old hen glanced over countless coldly.

"You, hello, I am... Bai." The pure white soul stammered, and the waves that came out were warm and timid.

"Clack, cluck! cluck~"

"Bai is the name given to me by the gods. My name is... Hey! It hurts! Don't peck me!"

"Heck! Heck! Hen!" The old hen was super fierce!

The pure white soul started to escape for the second time, and behind him was an old hen who was as fat as a dumpling but moved very nimbly.

As soon as Qingming walked into her small kitchen, she saw this familiar scene.Fortunately, His old hen is not an ordinary chicken, otherwise the chicken feathers would be all over the ground every time, and it would be too troublesome to clean. After a few "tsk tsk", he took out a box of snacks from his wide sleeves, which contained all kinds of candied fruits, dried fruits and roasted seeds and nuts that looked delicious but actually were even more delicious.

"The last time I didn't have snacks, I always felt that I was two points short. Fortunately, I was prepared this time, and I used them. Well, Ya's collection of snacks can be given full marks. Next time, it will be smoother." Qingming admired the interesting scene in front of him with relish. , He said it was smooth, but he was already thinking about how to get his subordinates to offer snacks in his mind.

After all, he is not a god of petty theft, nor is he a god who is difficult for a strong god~

"Wait." Qingming rubbed his chin, "This white" Tuanzi, "Could it be intentional, right? Could it be that I found out from somewhere that this god can determine her reincarnation status in the next life, so I deliberately pretended to be crazy to please Ben. The gods want to seek benefits? It seems that they are really good at pleasing the gods~"

Qingming narrowed his eyes, but there was no smile in his eyes.

"Bang!" The pure white soul slammed into the firewood stove and fell on its back, dizzy.

"Hahahahahahaha! Tsk tsk, what a miserable woman, this falling posture is so ecstasy~" Qingming shook his head while watching, showing an indescribable expression, but the corners of his mouth curled up in a happy arc.

Forget it, whether she deliberately pleases herself or has some conspiracy, she will always show her fox tail after staying for a long time. He just happens to be very curious about the fact that human souls can wander around the palace of lamps.

You know, human souls come to Dengliao, not to this palace.

When human souls come to Dengliao, they arrive at their designated places through special passages.

If it is a resentful soul, it will be sent to Fuhun Shi to eliminate the hostility; if it is a person with good fortune, it will be sent to the VIP channel for reincarnation; Punishment, hard work without human rights, or sending to evil and lawful gods for experiments; if it is an ordinary human soul, it will be sent to the Naihe bridge of the Dengliao branch to die.

In short, this palace is the place where the gods live and work, and humans cannot set foot in it.

Therefore, Qingming was very curious about how Bai Tuanzi slipped into this palace.It just so happens that He has no work on hand now (it’s all pushed to Ya and Baba), so he can study and test it, and then find out the reason and kill it.He can only take it seriously when it comes to the safety of the lamphouse.

The pure white soul lying dizzy on the ground was shocked, and his body was full of chills. As soon as his vision was clear, he saw the sharp beak of the old hen close at hand, and the cold light flickered!

Pure white soul: "..." The wound that was pecked out just now hurts so much QAQ!

Almost instantly, immediately, a miracle happened in fright, using both soft and short hands, she retreated a large distance at an astonishing speed, flew up again, turned her head and watched the old hen's every move, super fast rushed to the door.

Hey, yes, she can fly, the old hen shouldn't be able to hurt herself!

The pacing old hen keenly noticed the little eyes of the pure white soul, and under the signal of a certain bad god, she threw away her useless kindness and flew up Shi Shiran, without flapping her wings to float.Then, the style of painting suddenly changed, from the leisure mode to the combat mode, rushing towards the pure white soul like a cannonball.

"Don't peck me!" The pure white soul was so frightened that tears came out.

Qingming at the door watched this scene with a smile, and took a step towards the middle of the road calmly.

"Bang!" The fleeing pure white soul bumped into something, before she recovered.

"I was hit so badly! It hurts! My hand is broken!" Qingming rolled on the ground clutching his arms.

"That, my lord, it was your chest that I hit." The pure white soul was timid and speechless.

"Damn! You actually hit me/chest!"

"I didn't mean to." Why use such a misleading word, she is not well.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo low It will be thrown into the washing machine by Mr. Shikibu for 300 years, and then kneaded into a crunchy ball and eaten!"

Pure white soul: "..." I always feel that I can understand that Lord Shikibu, the Lord God in front of me really has the urge to be thrown into the washing machine.She ignored the "eat" statement later.

The old hen: "..." Being eaten or something... My lord, are you sure you didn't make Mr. Shikibu so angry again?

One person and one chicken, with dull faces and dazed eyes, staring blankly at Qingming's touch of porcelain full of flaws.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

The old hen proficiently lengthened and enlarged her wings to cover her eyes. She didn't want to see or admit that the incongruous god in front of her was her master.This is definitely the rhythm to start pranks again!

"...Is there anything I can do to help? I can do things." The pure white soul asked softly.

"This is not called helping, it's making up! You have to make up for the mistakes you made, plus the kindness you owed me yesterday, Bai." Tuanzi, "You are my servant from today!" He said making up for it a moment ago, but in a blink of an eye So he intensified and demanded that the other party be a servant, Qingming clutched his chest, without any appearance of a god, and started his side job of swindling and abducting.

"Do you want to sign a contract? Kaomoji→_→?"

"contract?"

"It's nothing, I was confused for a while." It actually reminded me of the bloody plot of a soap opera.

"Don't have unrealistic delusions, I will never accept you as my shikigami!"

"Well, I'm not a shikigami."

Hearing this, Qingming smiled.

"Not to be a servant either." The pure white soul waved firmly.

Qingming's smile froze on his face for a moment, then he got up from the ground calmly, reached out and patted the hem of the hunting clothes, and chuckled lightly: "Yo Xi! Bai Tuanzi, I'm about to start work." A mere human soul doesn't know how to flatter?heh~

"Hmm." No wonder she always felt that the name "Bai" had some meaning. It used to mean "Bai Tuanzi". Now she is clearly a white slime.

"I'll order you around without hesitation, so be full of energy!" Never give up until you're tired enough to beg for mercy!Qingming smiled beautifully.

"...I will work hard." Are all gods handsome?Immortals are not like ordinary people.The pure white soul took a look and looked away.

"Let me think about it, where do I start?" Qingming rubbed his chin, as if thinking seriously, "Let's start in my room! Bai, your task now is to clean the palace of Dengliao!"

"...How big is Dengliao's palace?"

"I forgot, it's roughly tens of thousands of miles." A very unbeatable smile appeared on Wushuang's handsome face.

"..." The body of the pure white soul floating in mid-air trembled, and said in a harsh voice, "My lord's job in the lamphouse is to clean up?" Aren't you the manager of the lamphouse?

"Are you underestimating cleaning?"

"No."

"As the saying goes, 'If you don't clean a house, how can you sweep the world', cleaning is a very great cause! It can not only make the gods living in this palace happy physically and mentally, but also improve the image of the lantern house, which of course belongs to The job scope of the manager is over! Bai, you have to work hard, the success or failure of my foreign business attraction and investment depends on it, and I have entrusted you with a super! super important task!" lies.

Qingming looked at the other party with "I'm optimistic about you", if the other party's soul body was not a white ball instead of a human being, he would have patted the other party's shoulder to show his respect.

The pure white soul suddenly became quiet.

In front of him, the god who looks like a pyramid scheme is actually his master... The old hen turned her head and flew to her chicken coop, never wanting to see such a sad scene again.

Qingming's eyes were extremely sincere, and another [-] words of persuasion was brewing in his heart—he wanted to convince people with reason.

"My lord, after this job is finished, can I ask you one thing?" The pure white soul asked.

"Of course, I will do my best to help you if I can." Here we come!Bai Tuanzi's mind is so shallow, he was tempted by him in no time!Qingming smiled lightly, and said in an extremely sincere tone, "You are a hero!" It seemed as if Bai Tuanzi had really been given a very important job.

The pure white soul didn't answer, and asked, "My lord, where are the cleaning tools?"

Qingming snapped her fingers, and a carmine water drop necklace appeared in front of her: "I'll borrow this from you. There are rags, buckets, brooms, dustpans, mops and other cleaning tools in it. Use it carefully. If you use it badly, you will have to pay ten for it." .”

"Hmm." The pure white soul took the necklace and hung it on his body, the length was just right.

"Then let's start with my bedroom!" Qingming waved his big hand, his large sleeves fluttered, and he looked very handsome.

"Okay." The pure white soul replied simply.

So Qingming took Bai (Duanzi)'s necklace and teleported with him.

"The ten-story palace in front of me is called Sukiya, and it is my room. The first to third floors are where I play, the fourth to sixth floors are where I eat, the seventh to ninth floors are where I sleep, and the tenth floor is the place where I play. There are at least 56 rooms and a maximum of [-] rooms on each floor of the tea room for entertaining guests."

"Among them, the size of each room is not fixed. Some rooms may be as big as the Atlantic Ocean after I cast a magic spell. Yes, you are right, it is the ocean of the world you lived in."

"Hey~ Bai." Tuanzi said, "What's wrong with you? You look very listless." Seimei asked with concern with a bright smile.

"My lord, can I finish cleaning the entire palace before my soul disappears?"

"No!" He gave the answer very simply.

"..."

"As far as your current state of soul with your small arms and small body is concerned, it's enough to clean my shuji house. I guess you will be wiped out after cleaning one-tenth of it."

"My lord, please give me a job within my ability."

"Young people nowadays can't bear hardships. Forget it, I'll lighten your weight. You don't have to clean the whole palace. You just need to clean my shuki house." Qingming said, "I'm already very tired." I've taken care of you", "You're so lucky to have met me, an understanding god", and "Thank you soon" in the eyes, calling pure white souls in a row.

"My lord, you said that with my current ability, I can't complete the work of cleaning the Shuki house." The pure white soul was very calm when he heard his own voice.

"Really? Did I say that?"

"Yes, you did."

"Okay then, I'll give you a piece of divine art that human souls can also practice. If you can practice successfully, let alone cleaning my shukiya, you may even give birth to a trace of divinity."

"I really thank you, my lord."

"Hahahaha, you really want to thank me, there are not many kind gods like me nowadays."

……

The pure white soul began to clean the life of Sukiya, starting from the tenth floor. While cleaning, he practiced obscure magic arts, and passively accepted the teasing of the elusive Seimei's behavior. The workload was abruptly increased by 30%.The difficulty was so great that even the pure white soul with a gentle and soft personality got angry several times.

81 years have passed, and the pure white soul has finally cleaned the tea room on the tenth floor and started marching to the ninth floor.

"Bai." Tuanzi, "What exactly do you want to ask me for?" One day, Qingming finally couldn't help asking.

All these years, He has been monitoring the pure white soul.

At first, he thought that the pure white soul was a traitor or a traitor, but the other party worked honestly and diligently every day.

Not to mention the official documents of Dengliao and other underworld branches that He deliberately put on the case files, the identity token of the director of Dengliao hidden in the bottom of the blue and white anchovy bottle, the secrets of divine arts written on the long and thin pieces of glass wind chimes, hanging on the His natal artifact on the tea set rack, the rare and precious golden lotus plant in the direction where Lu Wei floats by the pond and pours out the water...

Later, He even laid the floor plan of the Dengliao defense on the tatami mat carelessly, fearing that the pure white soul would not understand the importance of this thing, and specially put an instruction manual beside it.

But it's all useless!

Because of misplacing important floor plans, he was also scolded by the angry Bai Tuanzi.

Bai Tuanzi doesn't care about these items that will definitely cause a big storm if they spread out. She only cares about the scratches on the sliding door, the years of dust on the chandelier, the cleaning of tea bowls, tea kettles and tea brushes, and the regular water changes of the three ponds. and pond bottom cleanup (one of the ponds is the size of seven football fields)…

He is a cleaning maniac, so serious and responsible that Qingming is speechless, he has never seen his tea room so clean!After a long time, the shrewd He certainly had no ill intentions towards Dengliao, and it didn't look like he was going to do anything to harm Dengliao.That's why today he asked the other party directly.

The pure white soul was silent for a while, put the rag in his hand into the water drop necklace, and asked in a low voice with some hesitation and fear: "My lord, I want to know whether my... relatives have reincarnated normally."

"What else?" Qingming asked patiently.The other party was too honest, and he couldn't bear to bully him.

"That's all I have."

"That's it?" Qingming's expression became strange.

"Yes." The pure white soul was very firm.

"You said this simple question earlier! I can answer you for free in minutes! As I said, I am quite the existence of the king of Hades in the eyes of you humans. Of course, I have the right to obtain all the information of human souls during their lifetime. , or even a small part of your original world after you die."

"In other words, our job is to judge the good and evil of you humans before you were alive, and then send you to different reincarnation channels or punishment channels. It doesn't cost you anything to read the information."

"Besides, in exchange for the blessings on your body, you can ask hundreds of questions that are a bit more exaggerated." Qingming rolled his eyes.

He didn't say that when judging good and evil, guiding human souls to exchange some information with blessings is also one of their jobs.

The blessings of human beings are the top three hard currencies in the underworld, and they are in short supply all year round. For a god of his level, the year-end bonus is to distribute blessings to humans.Ya and Baba have to work hard for at least a hundred years before they are eligible to apply for the lottery of Human Fortune.

"Then please take a look, sir." Pure white soul's soft voice trembled faintly.

"No problem, I'll take a look for you now." Qingming squatted in front of the pure white soul, put his palm on her head and squeezed it, um, it feels good, cough cough!He put on a serious face and said solemnly, "I'm starting!"

"Please, my lord."

"It's just a small thing, I saw it!" Qingming cheered up, and put on a very hard-working look, "Skip over your name~ So the cause of your death was because you were hit by a truck running a red light, tsk tsk, at that time You are still watching cartoons on your mobile phone while crossing the road~ The age at the time of death was the summer vacation just after the college entrance examination, and the time without a boyfriend is equal to the age..."

"My lord!" Pure white soul was embarrassed.

Qingming saw a gleam of translucent red floating on both sides of her cheeks, couldn't help pinching the other side again, and then withdrew her hand before the other side was about to get angry.

"My lord, needless to say about the trivial matters of my life, they are all in the past." It is normal for high school students not to fall in love!She has to study, and she has to devote her time and energy to Two-dimensional idols!

Qingming rubbed his nose and continued, "Your relatives...hey!" He suddenly froze, unable to speak for a while.

"I was no longer alive before I died." The pure white soul completed the unspoken words of the other party, very calmly, "I have forgotten the sad things, so it doesn't matter, you don't have to take my mood into consideration."

"..." Liar!You have practiced that magical technique, and your memory has greatly increased. The past events during your lifetime are absolutely vivid, how could you forget it!Moreover, the fluctuations coming from your soul are full of sadness!Qingming recalled the scenes of Bai Tuanzi's painful collapse and tossing himself inhumanly before he was alive, without words.

"Thank you for your understanding." It turns out that adults also have a gentle side, and the pure white soul thought that the other party would continue to tease him, "My lord, I want to know, are my relatives reincarnated properly?"

"Let me see." The voice was a little cold and tense for some reason.

"..."

"..."

One person and one god were suddenly silent.

"Thank you." After a long time, the pure white soul thanked softly, the voice was as soft as a white feather falling down.

"I saw that your father was reincarnated through Naiheqiao. Although he was born in a different world now, he is living a good life, in good health, and quite energetic... Your mother was reincarnated through a VIP channel. She was born as a daughter, and the family is harmonious. , loved all the time...your grandpa...your grandma...your grandma...your grandpa..."

The pure white soul didn't make any requests, but Seimei explained each one carefully.

His tone was unconsciously gentle, and his clear voice spread far away, like the first ray of morning sun breaking through the long dark night, sending a small hope with a warm temperature, vibrating pure white in the empty and vast silent palace The eardrum of the soul.

Before he knew it, the pure white soul fell asleep.

Qingming looked at the soul body that was fluctuating with happiness even when he was asleep, his eyes deepened, and he felt a little helpless.

Damn it, Bai Tuanzi's prayer is only trivial.But I lied to her to clean the tea room, and brought many places from other places to integrate into this space, increasing her workload, and even let her do some of her own work.The difference in value between what she got and what she gave was too great. If he sent Bai Tuanzi to reincarnate now, would he owe her a favor?

Probably!She's been in Shukiya for too long!It really helped me, I had to find a way!Or, teach Bai Tuanzi the second volume of that magic technique?However, in this way, it is really possible for Bai Tuanzi to cultivate a trace of divinity. With divinity, he can apply for a divine book, and with a divine book, he can submit a job resume to Dengliao...

If Bai Tuanzi becomes a subordinate...then he can be bullied as much as he wants!You can pinch it however you want!Just like he likes to poke Ba Ba's bun face!It's so fun to make her angry~ Seimei touched his chin and decided to do it!

I haven't slept so comfortably for a long time~ I feel refreshed all over!The pure white soul opened his eyes in a daze, stretched his short hands, and was about to say hello to the neighbor, the old hen, when he turned his head and saw Qingming.

"My lord?" she wondered.

"You woke up~" Qingming smiled maliciously.

"Yes, yes, good morning my lord." The pure white soul was a little scared.

"Good morning." With a perfunctory sentence without soul, Qingming was rare and gentle, "Bai Tuanzi, I have good news for you!"

"Can I not listen QAQ?"

"Bai Tuan, cough cough, Bai! It's useless to escape, you have to face the reality bravely~"

"...My lord, tell me." She was already prepared for her workload to increase again, and she was also mentally prepared to be teased again.

"Congratulations! You've been promoted!" There was applause without distraction, and Seimei clapped her hands.

"... Am I doing any work?"

"You're working for me!"

"Isn't that as an apology for bumping into an adult and a reward for repaying your kindness?" Pure white soul was puzzled.

"Hahahahaha, I said it casually, but you actually believed it! No wonder you are really serious about your work!" Qingming covered her stomach and rolled on the ground laughing.

"My lord, what is my position?" Time is a terrible thing, the pure white soul is used to the fact that the gods are rolling all over the ground.

"It was my servant before!"

"I'm not a servant." The pure white soul softly retorted.

"Now I'm promoted, it's my pillow!" Seimei

"..."

"How is it? Are you very happy! Very excited! I still can't believe that I will be so lucky!"

"Not happy, not excited, my lord, can you stop pinching me?"

"Pillows are just for squeezing! Bai, you are great at relieving stress and killing time!" Qingming praised.

"I'm not a pillow for grown-ups." Pure white didn't take the joy of being praised.

"I also gave you a great benefit. From today on, you don't have to live in the chicken coop anymore, you live in my bedroom! I made a soft crib for you with shells~" Qingming talked to himself, not listening to Pure White Soul's rejection at all.

"Thank you for your kindness, my lord. I'll just continue to live in the chicken coop."

"Do you want to make you a small quilt? No, the quilt is irrelevant, and you won't die from the cold. The key is skin care products! Otherwise, your skin will become rough, and I will feel uncomfortable when I pinch it." He looked like he was thinking about where to get some skin care products.

"My lord, I don't need skin care products."

"Looks like I can only disturb Ya anymore~"

"My lord, if you bring skin care products, I don't need them."

"Also ask Baba to go out and buy some. It's the last word to do both."

"Sir, are you listening to me?"

"No!" Finally, he no longer ignored the words of the pure white soul.

"..."

"By the way, I forgot to teach you the second volume of the divine art, and I will pass it on to you now. Remember to practice hard and don't be lazy!"

"..." The pure white soul who didn't know there was a second volume at all, cast a suspicious little look.

Qingming pretended not to see it: "You don't need to thank me too much, and you don't need to worship me too much. This god is such a kind existence. God gave me the nickname 'Sicheng Xiaolangjun'. You can also call me 'Ouba' in the future, I know This name is very popular in your world, otherwise you can change it to your favorite 'brother', I don't mind~"

"I mind."

Qingming picked up the pure white soul, and teleported: "Bai, this is the boundary of Dengliao Palace. If you go out of this boundary barrier, unless it is a real god, other existences will be dissipated in an instant~" Laughing Very gentle, with dangerous eyes.

Pure White Soul: "..." trembling.

"Bai, do you know what to call me now?"

"Big brother QAQ."

"Good boy~ well done." Qingming was satisfied, showing an expression of relief like an old father.

"Thank you, brother, for your praise." The pure white soul told himself to smile, but he didn't know that he was showing "like a salted fish that lost its dream".jpg.