Doomsday Superstar [Rebirth]

Lin Chuchen finally moved back to his small apartment, because he really couldn't bear to secretly take a taxi back every day while Yang Xiuyuan was not paying attention, went to the vegetable market to buy a bunch of chicken and dog bits, and then went to the bedroom to make a fuss. When he went back, he couldn't bear the situation that he wouldn't dare to sleep without Yang Xiuyuan, and he wouldn't dare to sleep soundly when Yang Xiuyuan was around.

To make matters worse, it was almost the end of the year, and the thieves were also working hard for their performance, so they broke into his house through an empty door.It just so happened that Lin Chuchen was halfway through his spiritual summoning the day before, but Yang Xiuyuan called him back, and he left in a hurry and didn't clean up. As a result, Mr. Thief went into the bedroom and thought he was at the scene of some evil (separator) sect, so he was so frightened that he called the police. It took Lin Chuchen a lot of effort to suppress it.

There must be someone at home, at least it is easy to clean up.

On the second day after he moved, Yang Xiuyuan came to visit and brought him a gift - not a small appliance for heating the house, but a cat.

"Didn't you want a cat a long time ago? It just so happens that a friend's wife of mine is pregnant. This cat is naughty and always hits the pregnant woman's stomach, so I can't keep it..." Yang Xiuyuan said while taking the cat out of the box and stuffing it into his arms. Here, he also indicated with his eyes that he could touch Uncle Meow's head as a token of his goodwill.

Lin Chuchen looked at the heavy ball of fur in his arms, and really felt that it was time for Mr. Xia.

What he wants is a black cat, pure black, some people say to ward off evil spirits and some say to attract evil spirits, in fact, black cats are psychic, can see things that people can't see, and their ability to locate and attack souls is much stronger than humans , and black cat blood, like chicken blood, can be used to make talismans. Although it may not be effective, he still wants to try.

As a result, the one in his hand now, apart from being a cat, basically has nothing to meet the requirements.

This is a blue-haired British shorthair cat with a sloppy face and heavy and deep nasolabial folds. Its big thick paws slapped on his hand without stretching out its nails, but it looked at him with a domineering and dissatisfied expression, as if not Very satisfied with this future shit shoveler.

The future excrement shoveler is not satisfied with it, very dissatisfied, why does he want an English short?Do you need to be the head of the family?Or should it be used as a reserve grain and prepared to be stewed someday?He doesn't like to eat cat meat!

Lin Chuchen was just about to say "don't want this kind of cat", but when he looked up, he met Yang Xiuyuan's euphemistic and cryptic "praise" expression, and immediately swallowed it back with complaints, gritted his teeth and said: "Um, it's pretty good, it's cute .”

"That's right! I said this kind of cat is good-looking, has a good personality, doesn't scratch people, and is chubby and comfortable to hold..."

Lin Chuchen hugged the cat and followed. The cat also seemed to realize that he was not welcome, and patted Lin Chuchen's arm with his tail unhappily. One person and one cat who need to get along with each other in the future are full of worries about their future life.

Yang Xiuyuan brought a bunch of things over, filled the underside of the tea table and the refrigerator, and picked out some meatballs and vermicelli to cook the hot pot.The bottom of the soup in the pot was bubbling. Yang Xiuyuan studied the piece of meat carefully, and when he was sure it was cooked, he put all the pieces into Lin Chuchen's plate, and then started to cook the next plate.

Looking at Lin Chuchen like this, his heart gradually calmed down, and his dissatisfaction with the cat gradually subsided. Yang Xiuyuan has a peculiar temperament. Wherever he goes, he will become his home, and the surrounding air is filled with a warm atmosphere.

Lin Chuchen suddenly thought, forget it, it's just a cat, and it doesn't have to be a black cat.

However, the new head of the family did not recognize his birth. When he was immersed in the tranquility of the years, he leaned over with his body full of fat. Lin Chuchen exchanged a glance with it, and then picked up a piece of meat from the plate and threw it to the cat. eat.

"Hey you..." Yang Xiuyuan looked at the pieces of meat on the ground, feeling a little distressed, "It won't eat this, you can just give it cat food and canned cat food."

Lin Chuchen was very confused by this: "Don't cats eat meat?" He remembered that cats are omnivores.

"Cats eat meat, but yours is spicy."

Uncle Cat really didn't approve of the taste of the two-legged beast, so he took a bite and ran away shaking his head. Before leaving, he gave Lin Chuchen a contemptuous look.Lin Chuchen raised his eyebrows, pondering that at night, he caught the little beast and made a meal, letting him understand who was the master of the family. Wrap the piece of meat in a paper towel and throw it into the trash can, then wipe the floor with a wet towel: "Have you ever had a cat before?"

He had raised it, but it was just a stray cat he picked up on the road. He didn't want to raise it. He didn't know what kind of virus it would carry, but Qing Yi insisted on saving it, saying that it was fate to meet him.At that time, they were hungry and full, and the leftovers were thrown to the cat. Afterwards, people knew how to bear with it, but the cat didn't know it. He didn't watch it, and the cat ran outside to find food Was bitten by a zombie.The cat probably realized that he was about to die, and struggled to run back to the place where they lived temporarily. As a result, it turned into a corpse not long after entering the door. It wanted to bite Qingyi, causing him to wring its neck.Qing Yi was depressed for several days because of this.

He himself doesn't like small animals, including children. When people can't survive, they really don't have the energy to take care of these fragile little things that are unable to protect themselves.

Yang Xiuyuan didn't notice the change in his mood, but just said to himself: "Actually, keeping a cat is not troublesome. Fill up the food and water on time. If you don't drink the water, you have to change it the next day. Remember to shovel the shit and play with him every day." Yes, you can get closer at ordinary times. Cats are easier to raise, they are not clingy, and you don’t need to walk them..."

Lin Chuchen who just came back to his senses: "..."

Is this troublesome?He just eats, drinks, and goes to the toilet by himself, making him feel that life is a hassle. He is rubbing his fur everywhere while rubbing his eyes at his stuff, and he still needs him to play with him?People who take the initiative to raise cats usually have so much free time!

Lin Chuchen swallowed all the complaints, and found a topic to block Yang Xiuyuan's endless introduction of "Cat Breeding Rules": "What's the name of this cat? Does it have a name?"

"Oh, yes, yes, they are called briquettes." Yang Xiuyuan said while holding a chopstick of Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum for him, "Eat this, you need to eat more vegetables, you know! Look at his whole body is black, no hair, does it look like briquettes?" "

Brother Yuan, do you have eye problems?If the briquettes grow like this, they will become refined, you know?

Lin Chuchen felt that he had nothing to say to Yang Xiuyuan on the cat issue, so he just lowered his head and ate his food. When he accidentally looked up, he saw Yang Xiuyuan holding up his mobile phone and "clicking" on him, and then he lowered his hair and went to Weibo .

It was only then that Lin Chuchen remembered that he still had a Weibo, and he hadn’t bothered to post photos last time, so he asked guiltyly, "Brother Yuan, who is taking care of Weibo recently?"

Yang Xiuyuan lowered his head and typed: "I'm looking at it. After the heat is over, nothing will happen. I will send you status and photos at ordinary times. Tomorrow, I will take a few more photos at the awards ceremony, and I can post them together when I come back. After all, it is also an event. .”

Lin Chuchen has an announcement tomorrow, a real announcement, that he is going to an awards ceremony, and it is said that he will also have an award.He went through tomorrow's itinerary in his mind, and then asked, "Is there anything I need to prepare?"

Yang Xiuyuan finally finished posting on Weibo, picked up his chopsticks again and started to eat: "It's nothing, just prepare a thank you note, just thank CCTV, MTV, etc. Don't say the wrong name of the show. If you don't remember it later, you can say it vaguely, anyway. No one is listening, so don't be nervous... Hey, this meat is old, hurry up and pick it up, potato chips are also good, and fungus, eating more fungi is good for your health... Also, you have to wait for a long time tomorrow, pay attention to your manners, the media may I will take pictures and post on Weibo casually, we can't do 360 degrees without dead ends, and try not to let people take ugly photos..."

Lin Chuchen was picked up by Yang Xiuyuan early the next morning. After washing up, he went to the company to change his look. Basically, he changed from head to toe. He looked sleek and handsome, very unlike him.After tossing and turning, he squinted on the sofa for a while, and within 2 minutes the stylist picked him up and said that he had wrinkled his suit and wanted to change it for him.

While waiting for the stylist to bring him clothes, Lin Chuchen suddenly felt so fucking tired of being in this circle.

At eleven o'clock, he and Yang Xiuyuan ate takeaway hastily, and then went to the scene by car.

The event was held in a large conference hall of a hotel. On the corridor outside the conference hall, a red carpet of more than ten meters was laid out in a decent manner, but in fact, no one needed to walk on the red carpet to enter, because the outermost edge of the red carpet At the front door of the conference hall, you can basically walk in front of the red carpet and push the door in. If you really walk through the red carpet, you will not be able to reach the door, and you have to turn back from the outside stupidly.

However, maybe "walking the red carpet" has a special meaning for people in the entertainment industry, many people still ran to the red carpet to pose to the "mobile phone photographers" they brought with them, looking very silly.

"Do you want to take two photos? I'm wearing a DSLR." Yang Xiuyuan poked him.

"Farewell, you look so heartless." Lin Chuchen didn't care about such things as cheeks, but he couldn't bear to look like a mental retardation.

"It's weird to look at it this way, but the result is quite good." Yang Xiuyuan took out his camera and took a random scene. In the middle of the lens was a lady in mink. "Look, the effect is not bad, right?"

Lin Chuchen looked at the photos in the camera that really looked like that, and then at the people on the red carpet who were making poses, but in the end he didn't make up his mind to say this to himself: "I think..."

"Okay, let's go in." Yang Xiuyuan didn't make things difficult for him anymore, he wrapped his arms around his shoulders and led him into the arena.

Speaking of which, they were guests invited by the organizing committee, some came to receive awards, some came to present awards, and some were said to come to give speeches. Lin Chuchen didn't quite understand the fancy schedule, but he didn't need to give speeches. Whenever you call him, he just goes up and walks around, puts on a smile and takes a picture.

The guests sat in the first row, the media from the second row to the fourth row, and the messy people in the back, and there was a fan area at the end, but as far as he knew, the people who came this time were basically third-tier For the outsiders, the nominated roles are all small supporting roles in popular dramas, and the ones that have no effect on the main plot are removed. It is really hard to see that this kind of celebrity can gather two rows of fans Come on, let's count it up, ten or so "stars", no matter what, a family must have seven or eight fans.

Seven or eight!It was not enough for Lin Chuchen to pull all the surrounding staff over as fans.

Of course, this is not something he has to worry about. Now he just needs to sit in the first row of seats with his name on it, and wait for the host to call his name obediently.

Speaking of which, the seating arrangement is also amazing. The name card is pasted on the back of the seat, and you need to lie down on the seat or walk around to the second row to see it. From then on, he knew he was wrong, because the media had come, and every reporter who came to interview would first carefully identify the name from the second row, and then go around to the front to calmly find the interviewee and start asking questions.

That's right, they're so transparent, ghosts know who you are if you don't post your name.

He was seated second from the farthest, and in the first seat was a girl named Jiang Yueyue, who was said to be a new flower, and the one on his left was a little fresh meat named Bai Ziming, these two should be all present He has the highest rank among the people, and he can almost have a third rank. Rounding up, he is a first-tier celebrity, but now the two brightest stars in the audience are sandwiching his little transparent one on the left and one on the right, and he feels extremely embarrassed.

Especially when a group of reporters rushed to the front to interview Jiang Yueyue, and another group of reporters interviewed Bai Ziming also set up their phones and raised their microphones, leaving him alone in the middle smiling and acting as a wallflower. tragic.

What's even more frightening is that next to them is the media area. A bunch of reporters with long (separator) guns and short guns are stuck there even after the interview is over. The jealousy of the people behind the camera towards him, originally, two people of the same class happened to put together a picture, but a passerby squeezed in between them, and everyone wanted to remove his mosaic.

And this unreliable organizer agreed to start at two o'clock, but it turned out that it was still far away after three o'clock. The venue was not focused before the event started, and a bunch of cameras had to shoot at the few artists in the first row. Lin Chuchen felt guilty for a while.

After the interview, Bai Ziming kept going out and coming back again, holding his head high all the way, treating everyone around him as air, while Jiang Yueyue sat upright, looking like an old monk in meditation, but this old monk Occasionally, he would turn to the media area to show a warm smile.

Lin Chuchen looked at the messy meeting place, and he became irritable with the surrounding air. He was so irritable that he was hungry, and he especially wanted to eat hamburgers.

In fact, he can go out to eat, because the part that requires him to be on stage is at the end, and it takes about five or six o'clock to get his turn. The front is to listen to all kinds of bigwigs bragging and commercial bragging, but he is considered an entertainer anyway. It doesn't seem decent to rush into the fast food restaurant in a hurry, and he doesn't want to walk. His clothes are too easy to wrinkle. In order to keep his figure dignified and flat when he takes the stage at the end, he even bends his legs when he sits. It's a small amount, let alone let him squeeze out to eat at the moment.

He was hungry and bored, so he looked at Yang Xiuyuan frequently, washing his eyes with Yang Xiuyuan who was standing quietly against the wall.Yang Xiuyuan thought he had something to do, so he shook the water glass in his hand. He shook his head, thinking about how to use sign language to draw the meaning of hamburger, so that he could simulate the appearance of hamburger in his brain, making him even more hungry.

Yang Xiuyuan didn't wait for him to make gestures, but walked over directly: "What's wrong?"

"I'm hungry and want a hamburger."

Yang Xiuyuan smiled helplessly, and habitually reached out to rub his hair, then remembered his new hairstyle, stopped for a while and then fell on his shoulder: "I'll buy it for you."

Jiang Yueyue next to him might have looked down on such a bumpkin like him, she leaned back to avoid Yang Xiuyuan, and rolled her eyes vaguely.

Lin Chuchen's playfulness was lifted in an instant, and he also leaned back in the chair, and at the same time leaned closer to Jiang Yueyue, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "Miss Jiang, three media outlets took pictures here just now, Your expression just now will definitely become popular when it is made into an emoji package."

Jiang Yueyue glared angrily, while Lin Chuchen sat down calmly and continued to look at the empty stage, but his lips moved slightly, and a clear voice came out of his mouth: "This one is not bad, just a few more can make a set. "