I was reborn after choking on water [Quick Transmigration]

When Ye Zhuolin heard the words "the emperor summoned", his first reaction was that Hanhan Zhao Feng had a lot of troubles for him to solve, but the next moment he suddenly realized that this was in another world, the palace of this world, It is unknown what kind of person the emperor is.

What did you call him all of a sudden?

"You were often summoned by the emperor before?" Ye Zhuo Lin Mo asked Jing Xing.

Jing Xing replied: "I really don't have this one. Generally speaking, we only see each other once or twice a year. You... It's just a coincidence."

"...can you not go?"

"No, you know that there is no king in the world, no matter how high the status of the Pavilion Master of the Zhanfeng Pavilion is, he is still a courtier."

Zhanfeng Pavilion is an organization dominated by one party, since the emperor can firmly control the power, he should not be a coward and stupid king, Ye Zhuolin thought.

"How about the emperor? If he is a fart, he might as well let Jing Ye chop him up."

"Fortunately, he is smarter than Zhao Feng, and not as sentimental as Zhao Feng. If he is not so keen on immortality, he should be a wise gentleman."

"Long... what?" Ye Zhuolin was stunned, "I thought... everyone in this world has brains."

So do you have any brains?

Ye Zhuolin was silent for too long, the disciple who reported could not help asking: "Pavilion Master, are you leaving?"

Ye Zhuolin came back to his senses and held the Huanghe sword firmly in his hand: "Yes, let's go now and lead the way."

...

Probably the imperial palaces all over the world are exactly the same, and the word "luxury" is inseparable, but here is especially green tiles and vermilion pillars, carved beams and embroidered pillars. Anyway, when Ye Zhuolin arrived there, he was almost blinded by these Guidianlan palaces: "Are you sure this A Mingjun? Zhao Feng's side is not so luxurious."

"Because the national treasury here is more substantial, the investment in construction is more capricious."

"..."

Fine.

After entering the palace, someone came to introduce him, Jing Xing himself hadn't been to the palace very often, so Ye Zhuolin's state of being completely surrounded and taken away by someone at this time was not suspicious.When he came to a particularly splendid hall, the person who introduced him took a few steps back, and Ye Zhuolin knew that this was the emperor's bedroom.

Naturally, no weapons were brought into the palace, Ye Zhuolin put Huanghe away, anyway, he can summon it when he needs it.With the sound of the door "squeaking", Ye Zhuolin walked into the palace and saw the collapsed emperor.

The emperor heard from Jing Xing that his name was Yang Huan, and he looked to be five or sixty years old. His hair was gray, his face was full of wrinkles, his eyelids were covered with fine scales, and his brown spots were particularly eye-catching. The emperor might be a little tired, so he closed his eyes and leaned against the On the side, it seemed that he was a bit old-fashioned.

Hearing the sound, Yang Huan opened his eyes slightly, and cast his gaze over. Ye Zhuolin suddenly met those eyes, a little surprised.

These are a pair of piercing eyes, sharp and aggressive, not cloudy at all, and they are incompatible with the gray hair, like a new shoot growing from the dying grass, the two appearing on the same person at the same time, it looks like Contradictory yet seamless.

This is completely different from Zhao Feng's feeling. It may also be that Zhao Feng is too young to reach this level.

Anyway, the emperor didn't look like someone who deserved a beating.

"Join Your Majesty." Ye Zhuolin knelt on one knee.

"Ahem, just pray." This bastard Jing Xing seemed to be watching the play again, "Kneeling on one knee is the posture of a general, and I'm not a general, so don't tell me."

Ye Zhuolin almost recited it in one breath: "If you didn't say it earlier, I can't stand up now and pray again!"

"No, I didn't expect you to salute without saying a word. According to your character, I thought you would scold him a few words first."

"...Am I so unqualified?"

Think about it, it seems that there is no such thing.

Emperor Yang Huan was also taken aback when he saw the owner of the Zhanfeng Pavilion kneeling on one knee: "Get up quickly, why are you saluting like this?"

Ye Zhuolin said with a toothache: "Uh, I'm new, I heard that this posture is easier to show loyalty."

"... Aiqing really has a heart."

It's strange, but normal people don't immediately think about "whether this person has been taken away" when encountering such a thing. Ye Zhuolin has Jing Xing on the side to guide him in real time, and there are no more mistakes. After exchanging pleasantries for a while, we started to get down to business.

"I don't know why His Majesty called this minister here?"

Yang Huan was silent for a while, then said quietly: "Have you heard of the Immortality Pill?"

"..."

Good guy, short-lived Jiangzhi Dan.

"Your Majesty has never heard of it. How dare you ask His Majesty what is your opinion?"

Yang Huan raised his forehead: "I recently got a new secret recipe, which is... to add some ingredients to the original ingredients."

Ye Zhuolin pretended to be curious: "What ingredients?"

"coriander."

"..."

"And this coriander needs to be planted in high-quality black soil. Hey, it's a pity that soil erosion is serious nowadays. Not to mention high-quality, even ordinary black soil is very rare. Therefore, I called you here today to entrust you with a matter." Yang Huan said solemnly as if making a will, "I hope you will mobilize the Zhanfeng Pavilion to find a high-quality black soil for me. This task is extremely difficult. If you can complete it, I will share the immortality pill with you!"

"..." Ye Zhuolin endured the heart of cursing and said piously, "I will do my best! As for the elixir of immortality, this elixir should only exist in the sky! Your majesty lives as long as the sky! Only your majesty is eligible to eat it, and I am not worthy of it." !"

damn it.

Yang Huan sighed: "With your words, I feel relieved. The black soil is hard to find, and the task is arduous. Thank you for your hard work!"

It's not hard, it's not hard, there's a lot of black soil in my backyard, I'll just dig a piece for you.

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, in a few days, I will offer you a pot of the best black soil!"

"Good good."

Ye Zhuolin didn't know what to give in by nature, and under the influence of Zhao Feng, he successfully developed the good quality of "defying power", so he really didn't pay much attention to the emperor. The emperor hooked his shoulders and made a new year friendship.

Senior officials, who doesn't know how to talk to people anymore?After all, Ye Zhuolin was more involved in the court affairs than Jing Xing, and he said the same thing, which made the emperor so happy that it seemed that he would be satisfied with a promotion to eight ranks.

By the time the conversation between you and I don't want to end, it was already evening, Ye Zhuolin left the palace with the heavy responsibility of "digging soil from his own backyard", instead of going to the sect, he went back to the courtyard directly.

Jing Xing had already appeared, and he stretched out his hand to hold a flowerpot out: "Why did you come back directly?"

Ye Zhuolin took the flower pot, squatted down and began to shovel the soil: "Isn't this according to your habit, you don't care about things, what are you going to do at night?"

"My habit?" Jing Xing suddenly approached, "Actually, at night, I have another habit."

"..."

Something's wrong, tease him with his own voice.

"It's still swapping souls."

However, what Ye Zhuolin wanted to express was "Don't occupy my body to flirt", but Jing Xing could understand another meaning.

"Do you want to try it? Maybe you will find something new."

Ye Zhuolin was only focused on shoveling the soil, but didn't realize it for a while: "What is it?"

"See how the other person's body feels when you experience it?"

"..."

Ye Zhuolin's hands trembled, the shovel was stuck in the soil and could not be pulled out.

"Jing Ye! Get your son out of here! Don't let him come near my house before getting up tomorrow!"

...

In order to reduce the troubles during these three days, Ye Zhuolin took the time to wait until the three days of the additional task expired, and the bodies were switched back to each other, and then he asked Jing Xing to hand over the black soil to the emperor.

The emperor, Longyan Dayue, planted coriander in this pot of noble soil in front of civil and military officials, and did not care about "this pill should only be found in the sky". version of the Elixir of Life".

Naturally, Jing Xing wouldn't talk like Ye Zhuolin, he readily agreed, but Ye Zhuolin gave him a slap in the face: "What are you accepting? You can't take it! You don't understand the truth? "

Jing Xing's expression remained the same, with a bit of arrogance: "Hey, it's okay, he will force it if he refuses, in fact, you don't have to worry about what he will do to me, because he can't touch me."

"?"

Jing Xing raised his eyebrows: "Brother Ye, you have to trust your husband, the emperor is not a fuel-efficient lamp, so is your husband?"

Ye Zhuolin: "..."

This person really wanted to piss him off whenever he got a chance, and created an opportunity to piss him off if he didn't have a chance.

"You... hey, you are amazing. You are the only system in the sky and on the earth. You are the soul that is truly immortal and invisible. I admire you." Ye Zhuolin walked away angrily.

Jing Xing quickly followed, and hugged his arm coquettishly: "I know you're worried about me, I promise I'll be fine, okay?"

Ye Zhuolin let out a "huh": "I'm not worried, you went to heaven and earth more smoothly than me, I'm worried about what are you doing? Are you having a brain twitch?"

Jing Xing smacked his lips, looked left and right, and saw that there was no one around, so he quickly kissed Ye Zhuolin on the face, and then jumped away immediately, dodging the fist that Ye Zhuolin swung almost at the same time, and swayed with a smile. a gesture of surrender.

General Ye was angry, but in fact his heart was very soft. Jing Xing had already figured him out. No matter how big the fire was, he could be calmed down. Ye Zhuolin had absolutely nothing to do with him: "You… Follow you, hey."

Then he turned his face away, as if he didn't intend to talk to Jing Xing for the rest of his life.

While struggling silently, Jing Xing suddenly stopped, causing Ye Zhuolin to stand in place. Ye Zhuolin panicked and wanted to ask what's wrong, but he was still in the "cold war", so he stubbornly refused to turn back.

After a long time, there was still no movement, Ye Zhuolin was impatient, and silently said "I'm just checking to see if there's anything wrong", he tilted his head stiffly, his pupils wished to squeeze out of his eyes.

In the end, I saw Jing Xing, a big rogue, who turned into a washboard at some point and was hugged by the free arms. What a great grievance.

Ye Zhuolin: "..."

I am careless.

Jing Xing let go of his arms, and hugged the washboard in his arms: "If you get angry again, I will kneel down on the washboard in front of you in public to show my love."

"..."

damn it.

In fact, Ye Zhuolin didn't know why he was angry, he didn't even know if he was angry, General Ye simply had a subconscious mind, whenever he was angry, Jing Xing would come to coax him, and this feeling was very good!It's like a child who can beg for candy by acting like a baby, but gets used to it.

It's just that he doesn't know it himself, General Ye has completely forgotten that he should completely ignore Jing Xing and go on his own, instead of writing on his face like "I'm just upset anyway, you have to come coax me".

The belated self-willedness of young people was unknowingly dug out from the bottom of Ye Zhuolin's heart by Jing Xing.

And it's getting worse.

"Do you still want to kneel?" Jing Xing asked quietly.

Ye Zhuolin was finally defeated: "Forget it, let me forgive you this time, the last billion times!"

"Okay, ma'am."

"..."

There is still a long way to go back, but it is not long.

The author has something to say: the finale is both visual hahaha hiccup