If you catch up with me, I'll let you hehehe

The author has something to say: _(:3」∠)_ I’m hungry

I was in a bad mood in the afternoon, and my friend said that I was listless

I went to see Chi Chi Ai during my vacation and I was a kid...not as good-looking as I expected QAQ woo woo woo Button is really a perfect boyfriend

I went home and bought a new fairy dress hehehe wwww I want to buy new clothes as soon as I get home【

I bought a bunch of new clothes and haven’t worn them yet_(:3」∠)_

Someone jumped off the building at home... I don't know him, but my elementary school classmates do

_(:3」∠)_ She also posted her photo...

My God, don't you know not to let the person who wrote the article see these things? TAT has a big brain...

I'm not feeling well right now

Respect the dead, okay...why do you post photos of them? Crazy

I recently brushed Weibo_(:3」∠)_ Summer is here, everyone must pay attention to safety, whether it is when you go home or when you are in the car

=-= I wanted to go to bed early today...

Nail polish until now...

QWQ wants to wear a new skirt to work tomorrow

Oh, by the way, after watching Chiche’s Love 2333333, my mind is full of the red carp quotes, Carp and Donkey 2333333333, I laughed so hard

I have to get up early today, but yesterday I watched Doraemon and saw two o'clock

I am also hopeless! ! ! !

I have a relative who loves cats as much as I do but neither of us can get one for various reasons

So the daily routine of chatting is to send pictures of cats to each other. Cloud cat 233333

Ah, Doraemon seems to have released a new theatrical version. I am considering whether to watch it this week_(:3」∠)_

Oh my god, how many words are I missing?

I'm going to add chapters...

There is no trouble for three people to live in. There are two boys who are embarrassed to ask Su Nuannuan to do any rough and tiring work, so they just sweep the floor and tidy up the living room. The cooking and washing dishes are assigned to Tang Yihe Ye Cen said that the two of them negotiated and took turns. Today you cook and I wash the dishes, and tomorrow you cook and I cook.

On the first day of cohabitation, Tang Yi prepared the meals and brought them to Ye Cen to turn off the computer and hurry over to eat. Ye Cen came out after washing his hands and saw Su Nuannuan walking out, so he asked casually:

"Aren't you going to eat with us?"

"...Ah, our class has to listen to the report today, so we are in a hurry."

Ye Cen was a little puzzled watching the people walking out in a hurry. After seeing the food on the table, he regretted that he didn't escape the crime scene with Su Nuannuan just now. To sum up Tang Yi's cooking skills in one sentence, it is simply "" The vengeance of killing one's father is nothing more than that!" ! !

Tang Yi must be fucking teasing me? !

Ye Cen reckoned that Tang Yi must have made the food so unpalatable on purpose because he didn't want to do the troublesome work of cooking. After eating for a few days, Ye Cen felt haggard for several years when he looked in the mirror.

These days, as long as Tang Yi cooks, Su Nuannuan finds excuses and runs out, until one day she finally can't stand Tang Yi's behavior, even if he doesn't want to cook, he can't waste food! !Isn't food money? !Thinking of this, he rolled up his sleeves and went to the kitchen, picked up a kitchen knife and rushed to Tang Yi and Ye Cen's bedroom as if he was about to do a big job.

"Fuck you, can't you?!" No matter how unpalatable Tang Yi's food is, he wouldn't be able to chop him with a knife, right?The victim himself has endured until now without saying a word, why is this girl so anxious? !

"Get out! I'm here to ask Tang Yi to make lunch together!" Tang Yi looked at the time in the lower right corner of the computer screen, and it was indeed time to make lunch, so he followed him out, and a message came from the kitchen after a while There was a sound of jingling, Ye Cen thought, now that there are girls present, Tang Yi will not deliberately make the food unpalatable in order to avoid the job of cooking, right? Ye Cen put the food into his mouth under his eyes, Ye Cen really wanted to cry but had no tears.

He finally believed that Tang Yi really didn't make the food taste bad on purpose, and he could tell from his almost identical expressions with that sister Su, how the fuck did he think that the other party thought it was tasteless, the fuck was clearly confident that he felt It's delicious and waiting for praise! Fuck it!

When Tang Yi browsed the recipes on the Internet with great interest the next day and asked Ye Cen what he wanted to eat today, Ye Cen rushed to Tang Yi almost instantly, put his index finger on Tang Yi's lips, and looked a little annoyed said:

"It's really useless for me to ask you such a question. You don't have to cook in the future. Let me do it."

After Tang Yi looked at Ye Cen for a while with the eyes of a fool, he closed the recipe page with some dissatisfaction: "If you love to cook so much, you can do it, anyway, you are the one who washes the dishes."

"..." Ye Cen felt that he wanted to die in Tang Yi's somewhat dissatisfied expression.

After getting along for a long time, Ye Cen found that Su Meizi was also a careless person. She didn't even have a contract like that in TV dramas when she lived with two opposite sexes. For breakfast, that girl is a day and night reversed human being, and she comes out at night every day. When Ye Cen comes out to use the toilet at two or three o'clock in the morning, she can hear the sound of clacking and typing on the keyboard in the other party's bedroom, so every morning when she sees the other party, the other party basically Even his eyes were closed. In the morning, Ye Cen bought breakfast and laid it out on the table. He happened to see Su Meizi get up to wash up. Thanks to her familiarity with the layout of the house, she didn't hit the wall with her eyes closed. , Ye Cen got playful and waited for the person to wash up and prepare to come out, one arm was placed on the door frame of the bathroom to block the other person's way:

"I worked so hard to buy you breakfast, and you won't give me some reward? Forget about the money, can you pay it back with your body?"

"You're farting." Su Nuannuan glanced at the other party, sneered, and just after she finished speaking, Ye Cen pushed her into the bathroom, held her wrist and pressed against the door of the bathroom.

"Let me teach you what it means to have a sense of self-protection when cohabiting with the opposite sex?" Ye Cen said as he unbuttoned his shirt. Just as he was about to play tricks, the door was suddenly pushed hard, and both of them were thrown aside by the door.

"..." Tang Yi glanced at the two disheveled people, and went to wash his face and brush his teeth in silence.

As soon as the toothpaste was squeezed out, Ye Cen hugged Tang Yi's thigh with a plop and shouted loudly: "Tang Yi!!! Tang Yi, listen to me!!! It's not what you think!!!!"

Su Nuannuan twitched at the corner of her mouth and decided to leave the bathroom, which was a bloody romantic drama scene. On the other side, Tang Yi was finally willing to look at Ye Cen, and said:

"Why are you here?"

"..." Emotional Tang Yi was in the same state as Su Nuannuan just now, coming in with his eyes closed.

Su Nuannuan was sitting at the dining table and had already started eating breakfast. She only saw Ye Cen coming out alone. There was still the sound of running water in the bathroom. It seemed that Tang Yi was still washing up and swallowed the fried dough sticks in his mouth with the soy milk He joked:

"I guess you didn't tell Tang Yi that you need to buy me breakfast every morning, did you?" After observing that Ye Cen bought breakfast alone for several days, Su Nuannuan also knew it well.

"I'm not going to use my heart to impress you and let you fall into my arms." Ye Cen said with a playful smile.

It's true that I didn't tell Tang Yi that there is still the task of buying breakfast. Although Tang Yi didn't sleep late, he was also a type of household who had trouble getting up in the morning. Ye Cen felt that Tang Yi was in the state of the morning, let him go Maybe I can bring you a dog when I come back from buying breakfast...

"Bah! Do you think he knows that you are so considerate?"

"……What do you think?"

"..." Su Nuannuan was silent.