If you catch up with me, I'll let you hehehe
Chapter 32 "Farting, You Are Learned" by Pietro Manicola Yu
Su Nuannuan felt that she was always easily moody recently, especially when facing Ye Cen. Every time Ye Cen appeared, she couldn't help but her heart beat faster and her face turned red, and she didn't even move her hands. Knowing where to put it away, this feeling is all too familiar to Su Nuannuan, who has seen Danmei Lily BG Qingshui's sales all over the place.
This is falling in love.
At this time, Su Nuannuan, who was falling in love, stood in front of Ye Cen, who made her miss her heart. Every time she met Ye Cen, she couldn't control her emotions. The shy Su Nuannuan put her hands on the other's shoulders, and finally hesitated for a long time. Opened his mouth and said:
"Do you fucking know how to fight? You idiot!!!! You are a teammate like a pig!!!! Why don't you die if you lose this round again?????" He shook the opponent's shoulder vigorously, as if wishing to crush him to pieces.
"I don't know anything when I play this game for the first time????" Ye Cen felt aggrieved.
It was originally an appointment with Tang Yi to go to the book market library on weekends, but Tang Yi's student union affairs have not yet been dealt with, Ye Cen is free at home and has nothing to do, watching Su Nuannuan clattering on the keyboard and playing games all day long, so he also After playing a game, I almost lost my life.
After Su Nuannuan kicked Ye Cen, she closed the door and continued to play games. Ye Cen went back to her bedroom and turned off the game, and began to send text messages to Tang Yi to complain.
"It deserves it." Tang Yi replied succinctly.
This is not gloating. From the details of her daily life, it can be seen how much Su Meizi attaches great importance to this game. Other girls need at least half an hour to dress up before going out, let alone girls, even Ye Cen His mother is also willing to go out after dressing up for at least half an hour. This sister Su also needs half an hour, but she usually says, "Give me half an hour and I will finish this game"...
It seems that from Tang Yi's side, there is no comfort from the other party. Ye Cen sighed and began to discuss with Tang Yi about the itinerary to the library. Tang Yi's side seemed to be nothing serious, and the text messages were replied very quickly. Yes, while chatting, the direction is off again.
"By the way, what is a make-up knife, do you know it?" Ye Cen still had lingering fears when he thought of Su Nuannuan's appearance of drawing his sword to face each other just now.
"I'm better at making up the knife in reality, try?"
"Why do you always have the same nostrils with that guy? Are you two behind my back?" Ye Cen quickly pressed his fingers on the touch screen, and there was no response after sending the message for a long time. The next surprise was to send several text messages in succession:
"Fuck me right?!"
"What do you like about her?"
"Damn! Tang Yi, I guessed that you, a girl with a normal urine sex, would not be able to catch your eyes. So you like this kind of more challenging one?"
"How is she better than me????"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?!"
"Tang Yi?"
"Tang Yi, how can your vision be so bad!!! That guy is not a girl at all!! If you like girls..." Then I will try my best, but Ye Cen can't get through this half sentence Now, I really haven't considered this issue. If Tang Yi is a straight man, what have I been doing all this time...
Ye Cen got tangled up here, and the phone rang suddenly and was almost thrown to the ground.
"The meeting was over just now and I was busy walking out and didn't read the text message. What did you say?" Tang Yi's voice came from the other end of the phone.
"……nothing."
Ye Cen had no interest in the library, he just followed Tang Yi to join in the fun. Over there, Tang Yi was looking for some related materials for the CET-[-] exam. After a while, he saw Ye Cen find a manga from somewhere and stood next to him to read it. , Tang Yi rolled his eyes at him angrily, and he was really lucky that he could find comic books in such a serious place in the city library.After finding the information he needed, Tang Yi was about to go to another area to find other things. When he passed by Ye Cen, he accidentally glanced at the book in the other party's hand:
"Can you understand such a high-end and high-end book?"
"It's really profound, but for me, I don't have any great advantages other than being handsome. Although I am proficient in everything in terms of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor, my biggest advantage is my love of learning. I have loved learning since I was a child. Learning from me feels very uncomfortable, like missing a meal, why? Why don't you learn from my brother? My brother can tutor you in person." After Ye Cen finished speaking, he proudly raised the book "Learning by Picture" in his hand. ".
"...idiot."
Tang Yi went to another area to look for information. Ye Cen followed the book in his hands, but his attention was obviously not focused on the book in his hand. Instead, he picked up the book next to the person, but his mouth Not idle either:
"Hey, Tang Yi, look at the title of this book "□□" hahahahahahaha, and you said you will finish it after reading it. Do you still need him to teach you?"
"..." Tang Yi glanced at the title of the book "Shooting" in the opponent's hand...Teaching people how to shoot arrows...
"Hahahahahahahaha this book is called "How to Jerk off", what kind of book is this, pornography?"
"..."
"Fuck "History of Nose Picking"?!"
"..."
"Tang Yi, look at this hahahahahaha, "I Am Your Son" hahahahahahaha..." Halfway through the laugh, he suddenly fell silent.
"Hey, don't quarrel with Dad, Dad is busy."
"..."
Ye Cen, who had been taken advantage of by others, finally calmed down. When he stopped talking, he realized that he was the only one talking in the whole library, and the others were reading quietly... looked around for a while and raised his head in embarrassment. Discovering that there were several cameras in the library, he immediately focused his attention on the top of his head, running around, and after a while, Tang Yi turned his head and found that there was no one around him, until he heard someone calling him in a low voice I only found Ye Cen in a remote corner of the library when I was looking for a name, and when I walked over with some puzzlement, I saw Ye Cen's excited expression.
"Tang Yi, you squat down, oh, if you tell you to squat down, just squat down, hurry up."
Tang Yi was a little puzzled, but he still followed the other party's instructions and squatted down opposite the person: "What do you want to do again?"
Excitedly, Ye Cen pointed at the ceiling like Columbus who discovered the New World: "This seems to be a blind spot, as if the camera can't capture it."
"So? You want to steal the book?"
"Why would I steal that crap!! I just found out that the camera in the city library has a loophole! What if someone who behaves badly destroys the books!"
"If you don't do that immoral thing, no one should be so boring. Besides, how can you be sure that this place is not captured by the camera? Maybe where is the camera hidden?" Tang Yi seemed to feel that the other party's behavior was a little childish. He was about to get up but was caught The person dragged it down again.
"bet?"
"The loser will chase the winner's bus and run home?" Tang Yi showed a somewhat interested expression.
"No problem, anyway, you must be the loser! How do we verify?"
After Ye Cen finished asking, Tang Yi was silent for a while as if he was thinking, and he also wondered if there was a way to verify it, but before he could figure it out, Tang Yi suddenly pushed over, with his hands resting on Ye Cen's sides , I saw Tang Yi smiled maliciously and then moved his face closer. As the distance between the two shortened, a situation of eye-eye and nose-to-nose immediately formed. Ye Cen saw the other party's lips move away from him As he got closer and closer, his heart beat faster, and suddenly his chest felt cold, and then something at a temperature different from the temperature of his skin that had just touched the cold air covered his chest. Ye Cen immediately realized what it was, and was just about to speak But Tang Yi covered his mouth, then raised his index finger and gave a "hush" and pulled the person to stand up:
"Just look at the expression of the librarian at the front desk and you will know if there is a camera here."
"...You are cruel." Ye Cen gritted his teeth and followed Tang Yi. When he walked to the front desk, the librarian looked at the two of them with a strange expression. At this time, Tang Yi spoke to Ye Cen proudly:
"Take out the book hidden in your arms, there is nothing to be embarrassed about."
After Tang Yi finished speaking, Ye Cen struggled for a while before taking out the "Yin X□□ Dysfunction" that was in his clothes.
After walking out of the library, Ye Cen felt that he couldn't hold his head up. His fame in this life was simply...
"Why are you still in a daze, I'm going to get on the bus, remember to run along, how can you solve your serious physical problem without exercising?" Tang Yiyu said to Ye Cen earnestly before getting on the bus.
“…………………………………………”
The author has something to say: QAQ has already finished its work...
Doing a favor until 10:30
It seems that I have a cold and have been having a headache.
_(:3」∠)_Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I seem to have updated to fifteen thousand
Next, I will be shamelessly missing 233333333
Think about what to write next
Temperatures in the forecast for today are looking a bit chilly...
It turned out to be so hot _(: [-]"∠)_
Oh my god, I wear too many thieves to warm me up
I will wear a skirt tomorrow
Originally wanted to buy a watermelon today TAT did not buy it
Woooooooooo tomorrow's wish is not to work overtime
good night
This is falling in love.
At this time, Su Nuannuan, who was falling in love, stood in front of Ye Cen, who made her miss her heart. Every time she met Ye Cen, she couldn't control her emotions. The shy Su Nuannuan put her hands on the other's shoulders, and finally hesitated for a long time. Opened his mouth and said:
"Do you fucking know how to fight? You idiot!!!! You are a teammate like a pig!!!! Why don't you die if you lose this round again?????" He shook the opponent's shoulder vigorously, as if wishing to crush him to pieces.
"I don't know anything when I play this game for the first time????" Ye Cen felt aggrieved.
It was originally an appointment with Tang Yi to go to the book market library on weekends, but Tang Yi's student union affairs have not yet been dealt with, Ye Cen is free at home and has nothing to do, watching Su Nuannuan clattering on the keyboard and playing games all day long, so he also After playing a game, I almost lost my life.
After Su Nuannuan kicked Ye Cen, she closed the door and continued to play games. Ye Cen went back to her bedroom and turned off the game, and began to send text messages to Tang Yi to complain.
"It deserves it." Tang Yi replied succinctly.
This is not gloating. From the details of her daily life, it can be seen how much Su Meizi attaches great importance to this game. Other girls need at least half an hour to dress up before going out, let alone girls, even Ye Cen His mother is also willing to go out after dressing up for at least half an hour. This sister Su also needs half an hour, but she usually says, "Give me half an hour and I will finish this game"...
It seems that from Tang Yi's side, there is no comfort from the other party. Ye Cen sighed and began to discuss with Tang Yi about the itinerary to the library. Tang Yi's side seemed to be nothing serious, and the text messages were replied very quickly. Yes, while chatting, the direction is off again.
"By the way, what is a make-up knife, do you know it?" Ye Cen still had lingering fears when he thought of Su Nuannuan's appearance of drawing his sword to face each other just now.
"I'm better at making up the knife in reality, try?"
"Why do you always have the same nostrils with that guy? Are you two behind my back?" Ye Cen quickly pressed his fingers on the touch screen, and there was no response after sending the message for a long time. The next surprise was to send several text messages in succession:
"Fuck me right?!"
"What do you like about her?"
"Damn! Tang Yi, I guessed that you, a girl with a normal urine sex, would not be able to catch your eyes. So you like this kind of more challenging one?"
"How is she better than me????"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?!"
"Tang Yi?"
"Tang Yi, how can your vision be so bad!!! That guy is not a girl at all!! If you like girls..." Then I will try my best, but Ye Cen can't get through this half sentence Now, I really haven't considered this issue. If Tang Yi is a straight man, what have I been doing all this time...
Ye Cen got tangled up here, and the phone rang suddenly and was almost thrown to the ground.
"The meeting was over just now and I was busy walking out and didn't read the text message. What did you say?" Tang Yi's voice came from the other end of the phone.
"……nothing."
Ye Cen had no interest in the library, he just followed Tang Yi to join in the fun. Over there, Tang Yi was looking for some related materials for the CET-[-] exam. After a while, he saw Ye Cen find a manga from somewhere and stood next to him to read it. , Tang Yi rolled his eyes at him angrily, and he was really lucky that he could find comic books in such a serious place in the city library.After finding the information he needed, Tang Yi was about to go to another area to find other things. When he passed by Ye Cen, he accidentally glanced at the book in the other party's hand:
"Can you understand such a high-end and high-end book?"
"It's really profound, but for me, I don't have any great advantages other than being handsome. Although I am proficient in everything in terms of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor, my biggest advantage is my love of learning. I have loved learning since I was a child. Learning from me feels very uncomfortable, like missing a meal, why? Why don't you learn from my brother? My brother can tutor you in person." After Ye Cen finished speaking, he proudly raised the book "Learning by Picture" in his hand. ".
"...idiot."
Tang Yi went to another area to look for information. Ye Cen followed the book in his hands, but his attention was obviously not focused on the book in his hand. Instead, he picked up the book next to the person, but his mouth Not idle either:
"Hey, Tang Yi, look at the title of this book "□□" hahahahahahaha, and you said you will finish it after reading it. Do you still need him to teach you?"
"..." Tang Yi glanced at the title of the book "Shooting" in the opponent's hand...Teaching people how to shoot arrows...
"Hahahahahahahaha this book is called "How to Jerk off", what kind of book is this, pornography?"
"..."
"Fuck "History of Nose Picking"?!"
"..."
"Tang Yi, look at this hahahahahaha, "I Am Your Son" hahahahahahaha..." Halfway through the laugh, he suddenly fell silent.
"Hey, don't quarrel with Dad, Dad is busy."
"..."
Ye Cen, who had been taken advantage of by others, finally calmed down. When he stopped talking, he realized that he was the only one talking in the whole library, and the others were reading quietly... looked around for a while and raised his head in embarrassment. Discovering that there were several cameras in the library, he immediately focused his attention on the top of his head, running around, and after a while, Tang Yi turned his head and found that there was no one around him, until he heard someone calling him in a low voice I only found Ye Cen in a remote corner of the library when I was looking for a name, and when I walked over with some puzzlement, I saw Ye Cen's excited expression.
"Tang Yi, you squat down, oh, if you tell you to squat down, just squat down, hurry up."
Tang Yi was a little puzzled, but he still followed the other party's instructions and squatted down opposite the person: "What do you want to do again?"
Excitedly, Ye Cen pointed at the ceiling like Columbus who discovered the New World: "This seems to be a blind spot, as if the camera can't capture it."
"So? You want to steal the book?"
"Why would I steal that crap!! I just found out that the camera in the city library has a loophole! What if someone who behaves badly destroys the books!"
"If you don't do that immoral thing, no one should be so boring. Besides, how can you be sure that this place is not captured by the camera? Maybe where is the camera hidden?" Tang Yi seemed to feel that the other party's behavior was a little childish. He was about to get up but was caught The person dragged it down again.
"bet?"
"The loser will chase the winner's bus and run home?" Tang Yi showed a somewhat interested expression.
"No problem, anyway, you must be the loser! How do we verify?"
After Ye Cen finished asking, Tang Yi was silent for a while as if he was thinking, and he also wondered if there was a way to verify it, but before he could figure it out, Tang Yi suddenly pushed over, with his hands resting on Ye Cen's sides , I saw Tang Yi smiled maliciously and then moved his face closer. As the distance between the two shortened, a situation of eye-eye and nose-to-nose immediately formed. Ye Cen saw the other party's lips move away from him As he got closer and closer, his heart beat faster, and suddenly his chest felt cold, and then something at a temperature different from the temperature of his skin that had just touched the cold air covered his chest. Ye Cen immediately realized what it was, and was just about to speak But Tang Yi covered his mouth, then raised his index finger and gave a "hush" and pulled the person to stand up:
"Just look at the expression of the librarian at the front desk and you will know if there is a camera here."
"...You are cruel." Ye Cen gritted his teeth and followed Tang Yi. When he walked to the front desk, the librarian looked at the two of them with a strange expression. At this time, Tang Yi spoke to Ye Cen proudly:
"Take out the book hidden in your arms, there is nothing to be embarrassed about."
After Tang Yi finished speaking, Ye Cen struggled for a while before taking out the "Yin X□□ Dysfunction" that was in his clothes.
After walking out of the library, Ye Cen felt that he couldn't hold his head up. His fame in this life was simply...
"Why are you still in a daze, I'm going to get on the bus, remember to run along, how can you solve your serious physical problem without exercising?" Tang Yiyu said to Ye Cen earnestly before getting on the bus.
“…………………………………………”
The author has something to say: QAQ has already finished its work...
Doing a favor until 10:30
It seems that I have a cold and have been having a headache.
_(:3」∠)_Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I seem to have updated to fifteen thousand
Next, I will be shamelessly missing 233333333
Think about what to write next
Temperatures in the forecast for today are looking a bit chilly...
It turned out to be so hot _(: [-]"∠)_
Oh my god, I wear too many thieves to warm me up
I will wear a skirt tomorrow
Originally wanted to buy a watermelon today TAT did not buy it
Woooooooooo tomorrow's wish is not to work overtime
good night
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