Master thinks about sabotage every day

Chapter 9 Elder Swearing Words

Bai Qing was so tired that he lay down among the peach blossoms, humming a little song.He looked at the west mountain as the sun was setting, and the sky was covered with a layer of soft glow, and the evening wind blew slowly, rolling up the remnant stamens of peach blossoms.The geese are flying across the sky, the crows and sparrows are making noise, sinking in the gradually bright red glow.The smoke from cooking in the ruins curled up and was hidden in the slanting sun, and there was still a faint smell of food.

Worst of all, let's sleep here!

A young girl flew over from the market in a hurry, she lowered her brows charmingly and said in a soft voice, "Elder Yishan, my master invites you to have a meal?"

Bai Qing was so frightened that he sat up from the trunk of the peach tree, and asked suspiciously, "How do you know I'm here?" Could it be that he was seen throwing the note just now?

"Just now I wanted to go into the peach blossom forest to get peach blossom wine from the altar. Seeing you here, I will report to Master."

Bai Qing smiled lightly, concealed his guilty conscience and said, "I have always liked landscapes and flowers. I saw that this peach forest is really beautiful, and it is different from my Jiyue mountain apricot forest."

"The peach blossoms, pear blossoms, and plum blossoms of these three sisters have always bloomed well, but they are not as good as the apricot blossom forest you have cultivated for many years."

"Three sisters? Third Elder, where is Wen Xiuyun's residence?" He had seen the Third Elder before. He was gentle and kind, dressed in light green silk with a straight collar, and often slowly waving a carved jade folding fan.

Right now, he has no good reason to ask someone to take him back, so he had an idea, and he said: "Is this peach blossom wine made by the third elder?"

"Exactly, Elder Yishan, please!"

In the quiet villa, wisps of cooking smoke curled up.There used to be long-term villagers living in the Three Sisters Mountain, and they formed a small village. They belonged to the Wen family of the Yinshen clan.

When Bai Qing arrived, the elders of the clan rushed over to see this legendary old man who lived to be 260 years old.In the past, Bai Qing would go out to wander around the mountains because of his practice in seclusion all the year round. In the past hundred years, he has only been to Feitian Cliff and Shangqi Liuding at most.

It was a row of long tables covered with delicacies, made up of twelve small-leaf red sandalwood Four Immortals tables neatly arranged, and the scene was mighty and mighty, as if such a grand banquet could only be held in the most lively festivals.It was hard for Bai Qing to imagine such warm hospitality, and he suddenly felt a little flattered.

A trembling old man, with white hair like silver threads on his head, and furrows on his face like ravines, ran excitedly with a bluish-green rose walking stick, and called out, "Elder Yishan...do you still remember?" me?"

Behind him were a dozen or so 90-year-olds who were also weak and thin, watching Bai Qing with tears in their eyes, and Bai Qing was a little at a loss.

"I remember that you looked like this 50 years ago. I didn't expect that we are all old, but you are still so handsome and clear, Yushu Zhilan."

Bai Qing was surrounded by a group of old people with a combined thousand years of age, sitting in the center.The third elder was sitting on his left, and the disciples of the clan helped to pour the peach blossom wine.

Bai Qing said embarrassingly: "Are you guys having a banquet? It's really hard for me to sit here..."

The third elder, Wen Xiuyun, smiled at An Ran, about 40 to [-] years old, her eyebrows were raised like a knife, her eyes were as deep as stars, and her light blue straight collar looked elegant.He held up a glass of Yuzhan Peach Blossom Wine and handed it to Bai Qing, Wen Wen said: "Of course not, the disciples in the clan immediately informed me when they saw Elder Yishan coming. The old people have been talking about you, so please come here."

Seeing this, the old man of the Wen family couldn't help recalling the war between the human tribe and the Quanke tribe 50 years ago.Bai Qingquan listened to the story in front of him, and heard how the Yinshen clan fought against the Quanke clan in the vast sea. At that time, the whole team almost died on the battlefield. In the end, Bai Qing relied on his own strength to win a magical weapon—the five-color streamer Xing repelled the invincible Quanke tribe soldiers.

At the banquet, Bai Qing was toasted no less than ten times. Fortunately, he has a relatively good capacity for alcohol, and the peach blossom brew is fragrant and sweet, and the system told a good news. He was in a happy mood and couldn't help drinking a few more glasses.

The girl whom I met in Taoyuan just now ran in hurriedly, stood beside the third elder Wen Xiuyun and said, "Master, I don't know where the letter paper came from, and it was full of insulting words on you. The elders everywhere were so angry that they began to look for Those who spread foul language are waiting for you at Feitian Cliff."

"What letter? Read it for the teacher." Wen Xiuyun's delicate fingers carefully read the insulting words secretly written by Bai Qing, and her complexion became more and more ugly.He was so angry that he rubbed off the ball of paper, and scolded disdainfully: "I don't know who is so vulgar, it's just a common man, full of dirty words."

Holding the wine glass in his hand, Bai Qing stared nervously at the flushed third elder Wen Xiuyun, feeling guilty.

Who says I'm white?I am a person who has read the original text of the famous book.I recalled all the swear words in "Water Margin", and then combined my own creativity to write this "big article", thinking about it is about to explode.

"Master..." A young man bent over and hurried in, and said solemnly: "Master, Elder Yishan, the suzerain took three of your disciples to Feitian Cliff for interrogation."

Bai Qing stood up in panic as needles pricked his thighs and asked, "Why are you interrogating my disciple?"

"I don't know!"

When Bai Qing was about to leave the Three Sisters Mountain, he was surrounded by old men from the Yinshen clan. They chirped and said goodbye for a long time, and asked Bai Qing to come to the Three Sisters Mountain often.After Bai Qing agreed to the promise, he followed the third elder and his disciples to the Feitianya meeting hall in a hurry.

Bai Qing stepped down, removed the golden cloud-stopping mace, waved a moon-white cloud sleeve, and asked calmly, "What's the matter?"

The system has told him that he got 0.2 points for sabotage this time, and the current accumulated points are 5.3 points.Although there are very few points, it is better to accumulate sand than to have nothing.It's just that what he didn't think of was how to classify his disciples as suspects?

Grand Elder Zhang Qiming has always given lectures with reason and integrity, and will not tolerate any rudeness.His thunderous voice roared like mountains and rivers: "I don't know which disciple under my sect spread obscene/obscene words to insult us, it's disgusting."

"Then why are my disciples arrested for interrogation?" Bai Qing glanced at the trembling Xu Jushen and Lin Jujing, as well as the young boy from Zhiyu, who was as fearless as a newborn calf, with a rippling smile on his lips. Smile.

The Eighth Elder Qian Dai still had the evidence of sabotage committed by Baiqing in his hand. He thought for a moment and said: "This character is not like the characters of the Central Plains. Although we can understand some characters, most of them have to be guessed. For example, the character for bird, thief Characters, Sun characters, etc."

Oops, I forgot to write traditional Chinese characters!

Qian Dai touched his big belly, and continued: "Every expenditure of the Nine Clouds Sect is managed by my disciples. The pens, inks, papers and inkstones that the elders like are different. The jade buckle rice paper has always been the favorite of Elder Yishan. Qi Nai Mountain's green pine smoke ink is also owned by Elder Yishan's study, and his disciples naturally have it too."

Suspected me so quickly?

Bai Qing felt cold sweat slowly oozing from his back, and a coolness slowly climbed up from his back along the joints.He silently closed his eyes and then slowly opened those narrow peach eyes, his slender white fingers were involuntarily sweating and shivering.

Qian Dai laughed and said: "Of course, it is impossible for Elder Yishan to do such a thing..."

Huh... that's great, you don't doubt me.

Qian Dai said: "But..."

Don't, don't but, but I never say anything nice in the future.

Qian Dai said leisurely: "This man's handwriting is very ugly, you three write for us to see."

"..."

Elder Qian Dai chose a few sentences that were not so disgusting and rude, and asked the three disciples of Baiqing's sect to write them down.Xu Jushen and Lin Jujing sat at the desk, obediently and quietly writing by hand.And Fuxiu was holding the wolf pen and did not write for a long time, rubbing the third knuckle of his right index finger.

Seeing that his nephew still didn't write, Yuan Wuwei asked in bewilderment, "Why didn't Ju Ming write?"

"I only know a few words, but I can't write."

Great Elder Zhang Qiming shouted sharply: "This is an excuse, if you don't write it, could it be you? I was reprimanded by several elders like me during the day, and I was unhappy, so I came up with such sinister tricks to take revenge on us."

Fuxiu sneered, and said with a row of white teeth: "I don't have one, elder, don't wrong me! Which idiot wronged me if I didn't make it right? Right, master."

Bai Qing was suddenly called by Fuxiu, and he was stunned for a few moments, alleviating his uneasiness, and said in a calm tone: "It is impossible for my disciples to do such an unbearable thing."

The second elder, Hao Kaixin, put down the book in his hand, opened his usually squinted eyes, carefully compared the handwriting of Xu Jushen and Lin Jujing for a long time, blowing his nose and said in a hoarse voice: "It's not these two , I’m left with you, Fu Juming, to write.”

Fu Xiu resolutely said: "I can't write!"

Zhang Qiming shouted in a thunderous voice: "That means you have a guilty conscience!"

Yuan Wuwei smiled gently and said, "Don't get angry, this kid really can't write a few words, but he can read. Is there someone else?"

Xu Jushen defended in a thick and simple voice: "Junior Junior Brother followed me and Junior Sister to clean the apricot blossoms at the mountain gate after he came back from Shangqi Liuding."

Lin Jujing's eyes were shining, she nodded quickly, and looked at the suzerain Yuan Wuwei sincerely and earnestly.

Elder Qian Dai laughed and said, "Then that's weird, someone sneaked into Jiyue Mountain? Or..." Qian Dai looked at Bai Qing with a gloomy and uncertain expression with his bright eyes, and jokingly said: " Could it be Elder Yishan?"

The Great Elder Zhang Qiming said with a bell and clang, "Eighth Elder, what are you talking about?"

The third elder, Wen Xiuyun, turned the Louyu folding fan in her hand, and said softly, "Elder Yishan is lying down in my peach forest, it's impossible."

Elder Qian Dai asked curiously: "Why did Elder Yishan go to Taolin, the third elder?"

In order to prevent them from asking any further questions, Bai Qing said leisurely, "Go out and relax." He brushed off the moon-white cloud sleeves lightly, his brows were clear and handsome, his curved eyes were as indifferent and moist as usual, and he asked with a slightly raised tone : "What? My 260-year-old bad old man will be so bored that I write vulgar words to you juniors?"

Yes, I'm that boring!

When the elders heard this, they were stunned, and hurriedly saluted and bowed to make amends.Elder Qian Dai laughed and said: "Elder Yishan, don't blame us, we are just joking, we cannot doubt you."

"If you can't doubt it, then let my disciple go. It's true that Ju Ming can't write, so he must not be able to write these swear words, let alone doubt it."

Qian Dai said: "Then...the perpetrator has not been found yet."

Great Elder Zhang Qiming said convincingly: "There must be someone sneaking into Jiyue Mountain, or stealing Jiyue Mountain's pens, inks, papers and inkstones. We must take strict precautions in the future. This person maliciously disturbs my Jiuxiao Yunzong and destroys the relationship between our elders. It’s written by a foreign race again, it’s really terrifying.”

Yuan Wuwei was awakened by the alarm bell and said: "The elders must thoroughly investigate the disciples under their sect. This matter is no small matter. If spies really sneak in and drive apart the elders, they will be in constant panic."

Bai Qing, who caused the trouble, said that he had nothing to say, but he was a little secretly happy.

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