Mister's Feeding Guide

01.

On a certain day of a certain year, when I just got off the plane, I looked at the not-so-blue sky from the perspective described in the second-year youth pain literature.

This is what a person regrets, yes, I regret it now.

When I saw my friend sent me Jiang Jinnan's unedited picture, I regretted it in seconds. Who ate his superior jaw line? ? ?

certainly!I didn't mean to say he was ugly, just!How did Jiang Jinnan inflate so much?Let his weight grow wildly while I'm away?

When the fish cried, the water knew, but when I cried, who knew? !

Am I feeding too much?Because I usually see a group of Aite me on Weibo, saying that I usually send too much food.

... I am wronged!As a diehard fan of Jiang Jinnan, isn't it normal to feed his own idols? !

02.

I thought about it for a long time (and didn't) climb onto Weibo.

It's calm and good!very good!I think it is necessary for me to talk to Jiang Jinnan's studio... tell his boss not to eat it!No, no, no, it’s impossible not to eat!Eat less?

After thinking about it, I typed it out...

@说多话: @江津南工作室 Do you want your boss to eat less?

I never thought that there would be so many comments on my Weibo, and it is not so fast usually.

When I opened it, I was taken aback.

Like Jiang Jinnan's accusation, Yishui sent me a message: "Daddy, are you finally sober?"

Um?Why do I think these people mean something strange?

Don't they have fan filters?

Okay, I'm not qualified to talk about them anymore, because my fan filter doesn't work either.

03.

I, Xu Yan, if I stuffed Jiang Jinnan with snacks and desserts in his studio when he was filming, I would kill myself.

I silently set the flag in my heart.

Before I was done grieving, my attention was diverted.

Only 10 minutes into the car, it crashed.

Let me think deeply... Is my decision to come back correct?

"Go down and have a look first, don't waste time if you have nothing to do."

"Good good good."

Do I look vicious?I am obviously very approachable, if the driver is still scared, it may be because I just checked Weibo daily and saw that someone in Heijiang Jinnan's frown has not returned to normal.

I glanced outside, and the master who hit my car also came down.

Hmm...slightly familiar.

Who is it?

I, who have no desire for knowledge, give up.

The car is fine, and the people on both sides are also fine. The driver came back to drive me soon. This efficiency... Anyway, I have never experienced it before.

The driver probably saw what I wanted to ask.

"The other party seems to be in a hurry, so he left a phone call and said that he will talk about it in detail later."

I didn't pay much attention to it. The other party hit my car. I have nothing to do. Let the driver go to solve the specific problem.

"Well, then you just need to contact the other party when the time comes."

04.

Actually, I don't usually come back, but this time it's because of Jiang Jinnan's birthday.

On such an important day, if I was not there, I would be his fan.

Who knew that when I bought the plane ticket quietly, my family still found out, and they wanted me to go home no matter what.

I wasn't very happy at first, but when I got off the plane, I saw Jiang Jinnan that guy Yu Xianbai sent me...

This is not something that can be expressed by heart block × 2, it is the square of heart block.

It is not impossible to figure it out, after all, whether Jiang Jinnan is fat or thin is my idol... The main reason is my reason.

The resentment is less so.

If God gives me another chance, I will still choose to feed my idol.

My idol is my favorite, if I don't give him food, the studio won't give him good food.Mom (Bah!... Dad doesn't allow it!