Paladin

Well, if the first occurrence of an accident cannot be hastily attributed to one person, then the second occurrence is probably everyone's fault.

The next day, Evan was pregnant—"showing pregnancy" means that his stomach was so distended that he couldn't see anyone.

The head of the group roared in grief and anger: "Huitt! I will kill you!!!"

Mr. Mage stood by the door, silently holding his hands, tried to soften his tone, and said tentatively, "Calm down, don't you get angry?"

After a while, Evan gritted his teeth and said, "...Get lost."

Hewitt: "...do you want rice porridge then?"

Evan looked up to the sky and screamed, "I want to destroy the world! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hewitt: "..."

Not long after, Mr. Master silently moved all the books on pregnancy precautions and anti-abortion secrets that he had collected before, and by the way, he summoned some wind elements as servants to start preparing meals.

Probably because of the existence of lessons learned from the past, half a day later, the head of the group accepted this fact with grief, and silently ate what was at hand.

Hewitt, who had avenged his vengeance, thought that things could happily continue according to his expectations, but...he was still too happy.

Although Evan will not suddenly want to destroy everything in front of him, nor will he really do anything excessive, but he... can torment Hewitt.

Evan: "Hewitt! I want Pizza Hut's Supreme Pizza! If you don't give it to me, I'll die!"

Hewitt: "...what's that?"

Evan: "I don't care! Find it for me, or our father and daughter will starve to death in front of you..."

Hewitt: "..." Wait, why did you immediately confirm that you were pregnant with a girl? !

Before His Excellency the Great Arcanist recovered, Evan changed his mind in an instant and said, "No, I won't eat pizza anymore, Hewitt, you can buy me twenty Orleans grilled chicken drumsticks."

At this moment, even with Huitt's city and self-cultivation, he couldn't help but shudder and said: "What are you talking about, you want to eat Orleans?"

Evan said confidently: "Can't you even do this? You don't love me at all, Huitt, let's break up now. I'll take your daughter and starve to death here..."

Hewitt: "..."

A few hours later, the great arcanist raised his head to the sky and screamed, resigned to his fate with grief and indignation: "I see, I'll go and find a way."

A few days later, Mr. Evan fell into a strange mood of melancholy.

He lost his appetite to eat everything, although at the same time he retained his habit of constantly ordering and asking for strange food; at the same time, his whole body began to look melancholy, sad, lonely, and with some vague despair—in short, a normal person How radiant Evan is like an angel, how pitiful he is with a big belly.

He couldn't be alone anymore, and he would start to fall into the abyss of depression when he didn't see Huitt, and he kept thinking about it, thinking that this baby girl would be lost...

It didn't take long before he would start to be distraught, and then lie on the ground looking at the sky with a stagnant heart, and said in a gray way: "Ah, Huitt, how boring this world is... There is no joy in life, and there is no trouble in death. ..."

Hewitt was even more broken than him, and wanted to shake his shoulders, and asked him angrily: "What's wrong with you! How can I get you out, can you stop vomiting blood sadly facing the sky all day? I am the one who is worrying about coaxing you to eat!"

But, no, because... Mr. Evan is now a fragile pregnant woman in need of nurturing.

After a few more days, Hewitt gradually got used to this hellish full-time baby daddy life, and Evan started to play new tricks.

Evan: "...Huitt, I'm so sad, so sad, so desperate, why are you so cruel, so ruthless, so unreasonable to me?"

With no expression on his face, Hewitt stuffed a roasted rabbit leg into his hand with ease, and then said flatly: "You are making trouble for no reason."

Evan stretched out his hand to caress his bulging stomach peacefully, lay down on the comfortable wicker chair and bit the rabbit leg twice, and suddenly said: "Huitt, I guess you never loved me!"

Hewitt said, "Don't guess."

Evan: "I think the night sky here is beautiful, and it would be nice to die here with two dead bodies."

Hewitt: "Don't die."

Evan: "Hewitt, I still want to..."

Hewitt: "Don't even think about it."

Evan: "I'm hungry."

Hewitt: "Don't be hungry."

Evan: "..."

After a long while, Evan covered his stomach with his hands, turned over with difficulty, and said in a low voice, "Huitt, your daughter kicked me."

Hewitt: "..."

The head of the group was quite involved, and Hewitt was stunned unconsciously. He stretched out his hand and touched Evan's stomach cooperatively, feeling that it was rising and falling with his breathing... maybe there is Maybe even moved.

Evan breathed a sigh of relief and said in a low voice: "Hewitt, I really feel... very sad, as if I can't go on... You never told me your feelings frankly, you never loved me Right?"

Hewitt put his hands on his abdomen, subconsciously embraced him and said, "No...it's not like that."

The two of them were silent for a while, Hewitt swallowed hard, and stopped talking.

Under the starry sky, he made a full three or ten minutes of mental preparation, and finally overcame the unspeakable shyness and fear in his heart, he hesitated and said: "I...Evan, I have...love you..."

Evan said sadly: "The wind is too strong, I didn't hear it."

Hewitt took a deep breath and said bravely: "Yes, I love you, Evan. I can't extricate myself at all."

"Oh, I love you too." Evan replied slowly and calmly - as if this was not a happy confession between the two of them, and then Evan fell into despair In the midst of the emotions, he whispered: "Huitt, I feel like I'm going to die. Let's go back to my hometown and get married right now, as my last wish... Will you marry me, Huitt?"

So, Mr. Grand Arcanist, who has been used to coaxing his pregnant husband Evan these days, said without thinking, "I am willing."

30 seconds later.

Evan: "Hahahahaha——you promised Huitt! You can't change what you say, otherwise I will cancel all the contracts and throw you down every night!"

Hewitt: "..."

Evan quickly threw away the rabbit leg in his hand, got up neatly, patted the grass clippings on his body, and said with a relaxed smile: "Don't look so ugly, it's rare for me to play with you once, Huett .Let's go back to get married now, I know you've seen a lot of wedding dresses—my wife?"

Hewitt's face gradually darkened like the bottom of a pot, and he said gloomyly: "It doesn't matter if you look like a pregnant woman now?"

Evan snorted and said with a smirk: "Actually, I don't care about this. Although it's too heavy, I'm a paladin..."

Hewitt: "It doesn't matter if your regiment sees it?"

Evan touched his round belly, and showed a hearty smile: "Don't worry about me, wife, as a paladin, I have a thick skin—"

Hewitt: "..."

Completely speechless.

……

Half a month later, they returned to the Land of Fallen Stars and informed all members of their wedding.

- They will be in two months!Knot!marriage!up!

And at this moment, the bride-to-be is wearing a white mage robe and forced to... cover her head with a red hijab...Mr. Grand Arcanist, the bride-to-be is...uh...a saint with a big belly in July and August Mr. Knight.

Members:

"Gah! Help! Blind my titanium dog eyes!"

"Isn't our leader a dead gay! Why don't you look at the face and figure, it looks like a pair of lilies——"

"I really screwed up the whole zoo! Isn't it enough to show my affection in front of the whole group, and I have to develop black technology to give birth to monkeys!"

"What the hell are the guests who are going to entertain? His Royal Highness, the Pope, the Grand Master, the Guardian of Nature, the Elf Tribe...Ahhhhh my human body is not ready yet, in case the skeleton is exposed by then, What should I do if I get scared to death?"

"Kill me--"

In the distance, two mysterious mages sat together in a corner.

Warlock Miyan: "Hey, Scarlet, I don't believe that the leader will get married with a big belly. He must have asked you to solve it, right?"

Mage Crimson: "Yes, he asked me to dispel the spell effect on him as soon as possible. There is no way, I am not working hard, and he will recover his eight-pack abs in a few days."

Mi Yan lowered his voice and said furtively, "Are you so obedient this time? What a rare opportunity to see the leader with a belly..."

Scarlet also lowered her voice, and said with a mysterious smile: "It's not in a hurry. Why do you think that Huyt, who is full of black water, is working with me to study the wishing technique?"

"Could it be..." Mi Yan opened his mouth wide, and said in horror, "You really plan to study the black technology of men and women?"

"Hush..." Scarlet raised an index finger, put it in front of her lips, and said with a smirk, "A proverb said: 'A mage always finds a way.'"

(The baby raising episode is over!)