Paladin

For a while, Hewitt was very interested in the square characters in Evan's hometown, and spent a lot of time learning them.

However, in view of the fact that the users of this language are full of money, and the protoss are only in double digits in this world, it is difficult to finalize the basic framework of the language alone, let alone these native speakers. Often loves to use words indiscriminately, and mistakes and irregular grammar are everywhere.

Even with the ingenuity of His Excellency the Grand Arcanist, he has just learned this language to the point where he can barely understand it.

On this day, after collecting and consolidating some terms, Hewitt became interested in the names of several saints, and asked Evan, "All the names of your members are in Chinese?"

Evan was busy combing the feathers of the little phoenix at this time, and said without turning his head when he heard the words: "Yes, basically. I am a special case..."

Hewitt stared at the ten names on the paper and pondered for a while, then asked: "Why do your and Andrea's names fit the Common Tongue usage so well, while the rest of the names are strange...such as 'Crimson'? ' represents a color?"

Evan held the small comb in one hand, and touched Little Phoenix's head with the other, until he narrowed his long and narrow eyes comfortably; after hearing Huitt's question, he laughed again: "Our names are all our own. Come on, after coming to Karando by accident, I found that these names have become "real names" in the arcane sense, and there is no way to change them - Scarlet's full name is "Crimson Queen", hahahahaha he regrets it now If you want to die or live, you must never mention his full name in front of him..."

Hewitt: "..." Seriously?So a 1.8-meter-tall male mage has such a strange name, isn't the Crimson Queen more like a popular nickname in the market?

Hewitt was puzzled, and Evan couldn't help laughing and said: "It's very troublesome to explain. We all made up these names blindly, and no one thought that they would become real names. When we didn't know this continent back then , running around, scarlet because of the transformation spell, so she was the person who followed me most often, but something happened later. At that time, there was an astrologer's association that recorded us all, and scarlet's real name was taken away. They directly took it out—hahahaha, maybe it’s still in a certain ancient book now!”

Evan's words were full of schadenfreude. Hewitt shook his head and said with a smile: "It's no wonder that after you became famous, what was circulated was not your real name but your title. It seems that you don't want your real name to be revealed?"

Evan burst out laughing, threw away the small brush in his hand and said, "My name is pretty normal, 'Evan Paladin' was originally an id who was ridiculed to death by them, but then they were all stupid hahahaha... ...Andreel is okay, like Miyan, Chaoyang, Daohua, etc., you can also use free translation to explain it, 'the takeaway will not deliver you' is completely hahahahahaha—”

Hewitt: "..." Is that shaman's full name a joke?

Evan gradually became overjoyed, couldn't stop laughing and said, "The most stupid one is Mu You, do you know his full name? If you call his full name, he will fight you desperately... His full name is ' Mu Youxiao Jiji'—”

The head of the group read this while holding back a smile, took a breath, and then burst into a burst of insolent laughter.

Hewitt: "..."

At the same time, several regiment members who were ridiculed by the regiment leader, led by Mr. Mage, huddled in the secret room and were plotting how to kidnap His Majesty the Emperor.

The mage Scarlet (full name: Queen Scarlet) spoke first, showing the emperor's kidnapping plan that he drafted and perfected in just one night. Stay with His Majesty the Emperor, and let him come forward to ask for a ransom.

Pastor Mu You (full name: Mu You Xiao Jiji) then came forward and said reluctantly that he would sponsor the kidnapping all the way - using his 1-year-old wife book and a hard-working injection The working capital from the first thread, and the huge private money that is enough to support the whole group to eat corn bread for half a year.

Hunter Andrell stepped on the table happily, saying that he will be the general manager of this project!He is the general manager directly appointed by the head's wife Hewitt!This plan was born directly out of his creative and constructive mind!

While the meeting was going on, their ignorant leader was not far away, grabbing the restless little phoenix and trying to put it back on its own bed.

Hewitt still upholds his usual good habit of reading a few ancient books before going to bed.The ancient books of the Land of Fallen Stars are probably the oldest and most casually preserved ancient books on the mainland today. They will also record some events from 1 years ago, and these events are basically only myths and legends left in the outside world. , It needs to rely on the imagination of historians to let the world see the demeanor of scales and claws.

Recently, Hewitt and Scarlet's laboratory have developed two extremely useful spells, one of which is a weird spell named "Baidu" by Scarlet, which allows mages to quickly find keywords from piles of paper books.

Hewitt used the names that Evan had just revealed to him, searched, and accidentally found a lot of records about the "Crimson Queen" and others.

Many ancient astrologers worked part-time as history book writers, explorers, etc., and the books they wrote were basically based on their real names obtained from astrology, so the following fragments would appear: [... the year of the maple leaf, the eucalyptus month, the Scarlet Queen and The Emperor of the First Dwarf Empire negotiated and bought the empire’s mining rights for half a year... It has been confirmed that Miyan conducted an unprecedented demon summoning ceremony with a large number of precious gemstones, and the army strength in his hands alone may exceed that of the entire giant country……】

When Hewitt saw this, Evan came over to take a look, and said with a smile: "I remember, Scarlet played a big trick at that time, betting against us that it would rain red the next day... and it turned out that we were all The group's money was all cheated away, and Miyan owed Scarlet tens of thousands of gold coins! No choice but to use the demon army as hard labor to help Scarlet mine in the Dwarf Empire, and all the ore was thrown into the elemental pool by Scarlet... "

Hewitt shook his head and said helplessly, "What were you doing then?"

"It seems... At that time, I have already started to support the Church of Light." Evan recalled for a while and said, "Yes, at that time, I was still in Muros, the first country of mankind. That country is really weak, and anyone can do it. Bullying, a tribe of goblins with hundreds of people coming from the east can rob them..."

Hewitt raised his eyebrows and said, "I guess when you passed by, the Holy Father fell ill again?"

Evan uttered an embarrassment and said awkwardly: "They knelt down and hugged my thigh, I...I couldn't walk..."

In the conference room at this time, Evan's team members were gearing up and impatiently began to distribute work—the workload was dkp to them, and dkp was the cost of eating!

Warlock Miyan was the first to stand up and say that his succubi army is already hungry and thirsty!Give him a little more war supplies, and he will summon all the succubi from hell, and then he can charm any country he wants, and open as many harems as he wants...

The director of the death knight (full name: I am a director) quickly followed up and said that he also has an army of undead under him. Although they are all skinny and hard to see, they can be used to create panic, and the undead do not need supplies. Just match him with a hundred or so succubus casually for this undead lord!

Immediately afterwards, he dragged his good friend, the thief Daohua.

As the core of the whole plan, Mr. Thieves, the person responsible for holding His Majesty hostage, agreed to the plan with the same unhappiness as before-then he buried his head and went to sleep again.

At this time, Honghong started to ask: "The takeaway guy has never been on time. I'm satisfied if Fengzi doesn't come to make trouble, but why didn't Chaoyang come? Although this plan doesn't really need a meat shield, his absence doesn't matter." unacceptable!"

The team members looked at each other in blank dismay, no one knew what the "team three idiots" were doing.

On the other side, Hewitt was still slowly flipping through the book:

[In the conch month of the same year, Mu Youxiao Jiji auctioned his treasured enchanted moonlight cloth for the first time. The auction was held secretly in the neutral city of Terimu, and the royal family of the high elves won the final victory of the hidden bid... a large sum of money was obtained from the auction Missing mysteriously. 】

[In the month of eucalyptus in the following year, the prophecy of the centaur chief Saridan was confirmed.This ten-person team broke into the Calondo Dragon Lair within half a month, and killed the raging Red Dragon Queen in less than seven days. An astonishing number of treasures in the Dragon Lair were used by the legendary Druid Fengzi Hurricane spells, blowing down to the entire eastern part of the continent, and finally scattered...]

Hewitt raised his eyebrows when he saw this: "I probably know this. There has always been a very old story in the eastern part of the empire, saying that there was a golden rain 1 years ago... Where the golden rain fell, there will be Many treasures treasured by the dragon clan were born, even including artifacts and dragon eggs..."

Evan also found it very interesting, so he simply sat down next to Hewitt, and said, "Don't talk about it, we just donated all the funds to the church at that time, and if you don't pay attention to yourself... you will be too poor to eat , Scarlet looked at it for a long time before picking the red dragon... We just picked the dragon nest for several days, and finally saw the treasure piled up like a mountain, so we started to distribute it according to dkp..."

"Your dkp system is still very reasonable and perfect, why is it like that in the end?"

Evan said with a gloomy face: "Don't say it, wherever there is DKP, there are big DKP households... That guy Fengzi has always been eating wind and drinking dew, and he has grown into a strange flower... Druid, he is alone The accumulated dkp can eat one-third of the treasure! Then he was so happy at the time, a hurricane blew... Play with Chaoyang and takeaway! High! High!"

Hewitt: "..."

Evan now thinks of the scene where a group of them were completely petrified in the dragon's nest, and he still feels frantic for a while, and said in a very depressed way: "Do you know that Fengzi, Chaoyang and Takeaway are collectively called the 'team three idiots'? It is because of this One thing! Fengzi blows a hurricane whenever he is happy, and then puts a storm totem in the takeaway to add to the fun, I%#￥... At that time, we watched all the treasures fly into the sky! Scarlet can't be saved! I was in my previous life What sin did you do to support such a group of funny people—”