Big director

They first went to Shangqiu, Henan.

Since the previous simple "disguise" was seen through and ridiculed, they made more preparations for this self-driving tour.

For example, keep a translucent bio-tape close to the skin color, and when there are many people, you can stick it on the corner of the eye, just pull it up or down, and occasionally on the cheek, forehead A black mole sticks on the upper and lower chin... Yes, it is guaranteed that there will be no one in ten!Then put on the special battle clothes for donkey friends, and when the time comes, there will be a lot of dust. If there are fans who can recognize them, then they will make that god man a hardcore fan!

In view of the safety issues of self-driving tours, the two of them did not go directly on the road in a cowardly manner. They also brought a few reliable bodyguards with them. These bodyguards have rich experience in wild survival and can handle all possible problems. !Of course, in order to weaken the presence of the bodyguards, they followed behind in two cars, and they were also dressed in donkey equipment. If people saw them, they might think they were just temporary companions or something...

... All kinds of behaviors are really very crazy.

It's not about drilling deep mountains and old forests, Director Zhu, what kind of misunderstanding do you have about my country's ancient cultural relics!

However, Shen Pingzhang didn't say anything. Like a boy who suddenly became 20 years younger, he accompanied Director Zhu to make all kinds of mental illness preparations, and waited for the off-road vehicle to slowly drive out of the capital, galloping across the endless plains When they went up, these two idiots who were probably locked up for a long time turned up the stereo very loudly, and then laughed and howled!

The bodyguards of the two cars behind: "..."

If I didn't worry about professional ethics, I really wanted to put on a vest and go to the Feiyu Forum on August [-], hehe, this is your favorite big director and big star!

To be honest, Shen Pingzhang has been taught very strictly since he was a child. He also started to be a little freer when he was in Beidiao.It's a pity that he is trapped by money, and he travels to various studios every day to make soy sauce. Every day, he worries about whether he will be able to pay the rent next month and whether he will be able to buy rice and vegetables tomorrow... How could he have the desire to travel?It's not the kind of professional donkey who has great ambitions and can travel all over the world with just one pair of legs.

Besides, Zhu Zimo, before he crossed over, he was a housekeeper, and when he went out occasionally, for the sake of safety and ostentation, he would hug each other, and he would be treated as a clearing house wherever he went.Besides, where to go alone, you are not in the mood, are you?Looking at the beautiful scenery of the mountains and rivers can only make you more lonely or something, it's heartbreaking!When time travels over, you will directly turn into a workaholic, either filming or on the way to filming, or staying at home... Finally, I have a lover who is like-minded, but I haven't met to go out to play!It's unbelievable!

Anyway, if you don't come out, you don't know. When you come out, these two people will go crazy immediately.

I also know that the "disguise" I made is very powerful, let go of the so-called star baggage, and let go of the waves in this vast world, how cool is it!

...In fact, after they went to Shangqiu and saw the ancient city of Shangqiu, they realized that this so-called ancient culture tour might not be of much use.

However, they still went to Yin Ruins with great interest, which has just been listed as a world cultural heritage by UNESCO. There are some palaces and temples left over, including the tomb of Fuhao... and the ruins of the royal tomb, the national treasure bronze stepmother The Dafang Ding was unearthed here... Now that the Yin Ruins Museum has just been completed, Zhu Zimo and Shen Pingzhang went in to visit it, and then came out with a foggy face.

Don't care how much modernity this place is now filled with, but looking at those bone fragments and bronzes full of historical mottled feeling, and all kinds of mysterious inscriptions, it still influenced the two of them more or less...

"How do you feel?" Shen Pingzhang asked Director Zhu seriously after playing for a while.

Director Zhu was also very serious. He stroked his chin and said carefully: "Art comes from life, but it is higher than life... It seems that we need to study the list of gods..."

Shen Pingzhang chuckled, and he rolled his eyes: "I really believed you at first!"

"Why, am I not right?!" Zhu Zimo became furious, and kicked Shen Pingzhang's ass boldly, "The real history of that era is already untestable, adding some mythological elements will make it more interesting! There is no way to communicate with an illiterate like you!"

"Okay! How dare you kick your husband's ass! I think you are playing with fire!" Shen Pingzhang screamed strangely, flung his teeth and claws at Zhu Zimo viciously!

With a scream, the two of them thought of two happy little milk dogs again, and began to "fight" vigorously and aggressively.

A few bodyguards stayed far away from them, as if they didn't know them - although there was no one else here except them, what if someone suddenly appeared?Aren't these tough guys going to embarrass themselves together!

After playing in Shangqiu for two days, the two of them became very excited. They ran to the small village below and rented a piece of wasteland for 100 yuan for two hours. Start "treasure digging".The person who received the money was very happy. It is a great thing to have such two bullies who are willing to pay the money!Just dig!You can renew the lease if you don't play enough!

I made a body of soil, and there were several blisters for one person, but I didn't even dig out the fart...

Of course it can't be dug out!People's wasteland, if there is something underneath, they would have dug it out by themselves, so it's their turn?

Finally, I picked up two pieces of broken gray tiles of unknown age, rinsed them, put them in the car and took them away.

The fellow villagers watched the convoy leave with disappointment, and sighed in their hearts, why didn't they continue to dig?It's better if our family has a piece of land, don't you think about it?

Having had enough fun from Henan...they drove to Xi'an.

Why is Xi'an an ancient city?Among all the ancient cities in China, Xi'an has a special status - because it has been established as the capital of the imperial city since the Western Zhou Dynasty!

The Fenghao site is probably similar to the Yinxu site. They mainly went to the burial pits and local museums, just to feel the atmosphere of this ancient vicissitudes!Combined with "Historical Records.According to the records in "Zhou Ben Ji", it is enough to have a general understanding. Anyway, in Zhu Zimo's vision, the three oldest dynasties, Xia, Shang and Zhou, he intends to merge together, using the framework of Fengshen Yanyi to " Joke."

These three dynasties are the source of ancient Chinese civilization, but after all, they are too far away from the present. What he needs to grasp is the "spirit" of the ancestors, not the boring archaeological knowledge.As a director, he is still confident in his grasp of these contexts.

As soon as those bodyguards arrived near the ruins of the burial complex, they began to worry, for fear that this big director who did not follow common sense would have another convulsion... What he was most afraid of was that if he was not satisfied with digging by himself, he would ask them to help what to do?

The picture was so beautiful that they didn't dare to think about it.

It stands to reason that after seeing the Fenghao ruins, they should follow the long river of history and go to Shandong, the hometown of Confucius, to see something... Pay homage to the Confucius Temple, and if possible, visit the descendants of Confucius...

But although Zhu Zimo is more neurotic (...), it seems that his symptoms are relatively mild, and he is not neurotic.

"Now that you've come to Xi'an, let's go to see the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of the Mausoleum of the First Emperor of Qin! By the way, what are the Eastern Qin Mausoleum, the ruins of Afang Palace, the ruins of Chang'an City in Sui Daxing and Tang Dynasties, Xi'an Forest of Steles, Xi'an Town God's Temple... This is really a historical treasure!"

Because of this "historical treasure", they stayed in Xi'an for a total of five days, and they went around all these places in a daze!

Oh, by the way, Zhu Zimo also took Shen Pingzhang to experience the local ghost market with great interest...

The so-called ghost market is a market opened at night or early in the morning. Of course, what they go to visit is the ghost market that sells literature and antiques. The sellers and buyers rarely make a sound. They sneak around like thieves. Each person has a small flashlight. , come and go in a hurry without a trace, very fun!

In fact, people like Zhu Zimo and Shen Pingzhang—even if they have already "disguised" their looks, but no matter how disguised they are, their temperament will not change!At first glance, it looks like the kind that is very rich and very young, in other words, it is a "fat sheep" with a sticker on its face!Those who set up stalls like to see this kind of person the most, and when they see it, they have the urge to sharpen their knives...

In the end, what is meant by a person's appearance!

No matter how foolish they are, these two fat sheep are smiling and talkative, but they don't pay a penny!

Don't you be angry when you say this!

People rely on this trick, no matter how many scams they encounter, such as oboe, retreat, aggressive...all of them don't work!

After wandering around, the bosses of the entire ghost market had an impression of the two of them. If eager eyes could penetrate the human body, they might have been shot into a sieve long ago... Then they saw these two people slapping their buttocks, I left with a satisfied face...

Ghost market bosses: "...￥#￥%...%&*!"

Although the bodyguards did not follow them in the open, their attention never shifted away, and they were always on guard against the anger of the two little whites, so that they could rush to save people.

Damn it, obviously traveling with the boss!There is no danger at all...why do you feel so tired?

Exhausted physically and mentally, each of the steel tough guys had dark circles under their eyes.

Zhu Zimo and Shen Pingzhang were very calm—jokes, did you think they were unprepared?All the taboos and points to pay attention to, they all remembered before coming, okay!Don't touch what you shouldn't touch, don't ask, don't ask, as for why you show an idiot face... How can you experience the joy of life if you don't do this!How can we deeply feel the ghost city culture in our country!

Anyway, this "adventure", the two of them consciously gained a lot.

Zhu Zimo was still there sighing: "It would be nice to make a story that reflects these 'three teachings and nine streams', it must be very interesting."

He remembered that at the beginning of the 21st century, novels about tomb robbery seemed to have been popular for a while, maybe he could consider making a similar movie in the future.

From Xi'an, they went to Luoyang, the eastern capital, and finally went to Qufu, Shandong, and returned to the imperial capital.

This trip took a total of fifteen days, and Zhu Zimo, who played in this house, was a little bit reluctant to leave.

Sure enough, for some people, the meaning of travel is that the scenery is second, and the most important thing is the people who accompany him.

For Shen Pingzhang, this trip is also very refreshing, like releasing the self trapped in a cage. Speaking of which, he is only a little over 26 years old this year. His complicated experience and natural personality make him Whether in front of his parents or in front of Zhu Zimo, he is calm and reliable.But does the absence of childhood really have no effect?It was during this trip that he went completely crazy, his naive, wicked, and crazy side was fully exposed, and he was a perfect match with the second-handed Zhu Zimo, and he had so much fun!

For example, they tried a cookout.It’s not the kind of picnic with anthracite carbon wire mesh and pickled vegetables and meat, or the kind of special original ecology-a few bodyguards were “used to the fullest” and set traps to catch rabbits and fish , Zhu Zimo and Shen Pingzhang were responsible for gathering firewood and lighting the fire. In the end, a group of them managed to prepare several kinds of game feasts with a small amount of seasoning!

Including the legendary beggar's chicken, as well as grilled fish, grilled rabbit, and mushroom soup.

Those hard-working bodyguards secretly prepared stomach medicine, thinking that they would eat a few pills for the bottom, but after they tasted Shen Pingzhang's craftsmanship, they were immediately astonished!Damn, this big star still has such skills? !It's amazing!

Oh, this picnic is still a waste of a fish, just because Director Zhu volunteered to grill that fish, the good fish turned half bloodshot and half black charcoal, including the evil director Zhu, they all agreed ignoring the existence of that fish...

In addition to the cookout, they also tried playing with mud...

That's right, it's literally playing with mud!

A big star, a big director, ecstasy playing in a mud pit, pushing a round grave mound for a while (...), digging a hole under the mound for a while, and the last two people burst out with artistic souls, adding a little Water, use the mud to pinch two little people out, and then two people direct the two little people to pray to the sky and enter the bridal chamber...

By this time, the bodyguards were basically speechless. Do whatever you like, what can you do if the city people know how to play like this...

Oh, by the way, the two of them also took a lot of photos, right in the scenic spot, the two of them posed in all kinds of dick poses, you shoot me and I shoot you, and then they laughed like idiots when they saw the effect of the photos...

At this time, the bodyguards disguised as tourists and passers-by looked at the bustling crowd, and wanted to shout—"Everyone, take a look! Those two people, yes! They are those two stupid people." Guys! Look at them, don’t they look familiar? The one on the left in the shit-yellow suit is the great director Zhu Zimo! The one on the right in the shit-green suit is the superstar Shen Pingzhang! Hurry up and catch them alive!”

Unfortunately, this is just a wonderful dream.

I heard that these two people came here to find material for a new movie. They just wanted to ask, do you still remember your original purpose?