Big director

The bell of the new year is approaching, and the crew is still busy finishing.

Not to mention that the actors are having a hard time, Director Zhu is also having a hard time!The weather in the Northwest is too cold!

But it’s cold, but today it’s just a sunny day, the sky and the earth are lonely, and the sunset in the evening is also beautiful. I took a random shot, and the composition is intoxicatingly beautiful. Director Zhu told everyone before In order to show solemnity, he also gave a short swearing-in speech, first motivating everyone for a meal, and then threateningly: "If you can't pass this scene again, don't blame me for leaving you in the Northwest for the New Year!"

In fact, these two days the production team has been a little flustered, looking forward to going home, but the more impatient, the more likely to make mistakes. Director Zhu is also an extremely flawed and perfectionist guy. If he is a little dissatisfied, he will get stuck, and the person who gets stuck is pale. With stares in his eyes, he wished he could find a place where no one was around at night to block him with a sack...

Many actors have become poets because of this, chanting "the cloth quilt has been as cold as iron for many years, and the armor is as cold as frost to the bone" and so on.

Now that they heard such a threat from Chi Guoguo, everyone was stunned. They deeply felt that Director Zhu might be really capable of doing this!Look at his posture!Change into a mandarin jacket, and take a leather whip, and you can guest-star Huang Shiren or Zhou Papi!We are wearing armor that is not suitable for a bird, but others are wearing long down jackets + boots that are warm and cool!We stand while others sit with their legs crossed!How unwise it is to fight with him!

So everyone was terrified, tensed up, and the last scene started.

Maybe the threat really worked. With today's most beautiful sunset, this painful scene is finally over.

Until Director Zhu yelled "Cut", those hard-working men didn't react for a while, and after a few seconds, they collectively roared, and then someone directly tore off the cold armor, and someone jumped up and down all over the field Sahuan, someone picked up the stinky salted fish in the car and threw it into the sky. When Chen Zeqi got off the car, he was hit by the salted fish that fell from the sky. He took the salted fish off the wig in a daze, and his expression of sudden collapse was captured The cameraman recorded it faithfully, and was classified by Chen Zeqi as the biggest black spot in his life...

Anyway, Director Zhu ran away after seeing this situation. He couldn't afford to offend this group of hot-headed guys. If they had the courage to throw salted fish at him, how could he take revenge?So let's avoid it first.

After resting for another night, the crew set foot on the way back the next day.

On the way, Director Zhu kindly asked for everyone's opinions: "Today is already the 28th of the twelfth lunar month, and our wrap-up banquet..."

Brother Sen, who played Meng Tian, ​​glared at him: "Aren't you the director? You have to save the only welfare?"

"Didn't I just want to see what everyone thinks? Maybe someone wants to go home and reunite quickly?" Director Zhu coughed twice, and said with a serious face, "Can I be reluctant to pay for the wedding banquet?"

Chen Zeqi was more leisurely, with an imperial demeanor, and said: "I don't have any objections to not having a finale banquet, but you have to make up for each person with a bottle of self-brewed wine? I have heard of the director's self-brewed wine for a long time. Since joining the crew I've been looking forward to this day!"

Director Zhu was also angry, and he patted the table and said, "One bottle per person? Are you kidding me! It's obviously one cup per person!"

Brother Sen clapped his hands and smiled, "Mr. Chen is still thoughtful, director, we also understand you! How much money was saved by canceling the finale banquet, and it happened to be made up with fine wine, you will not suffer at all! And I think, for the lead actor You have to be treated a little bit special, one bottle for others, like Mr. Chen, do you think you can sell it with less than three bottles?"

"Hehe," Director Zhu gave him the back of his head, "Did I say I won't hold a finale banquet? Director, I don't have anything else, I have money! Wait to eat! As for the wine, don't think about it, you might as well It's my life!"

Everyone in the car murmured that Director Zhu is a penny-pinching cock.

But that's all he said, after the finale banquet, he still secretly gave several leading actors two bottles of self-brewed wine each, to make good things come in pairs.The people who received the wine were all overjoyed. First of all, it was a good thing. As a gift to the elders at home, there is no gift that can make a face longer and express filial piety than this.Secondly, by admiring Director Zhu's distressed and distorted expression, they can live a happy life-hahaha, yes!You have today too!

I have to say that since Director Zhu became a director, his popularity has become more and more "bad". Many people even think that Zhang Wuji's mother is really insightful!The more beautiful the person, the more difficult it is, not only women are like this, men are no exception!

The femme fatale was talking about Director Zhu!

But while they were rushing home to celebrate the new year, they also began to wonder, why do they always feel that there is something wrong with the relationship between Director Zhu and Shen Pingzhang?Is it a little too intimate?Those lingering eyes, occasionally seen, are always so thought-provoking and thought-provoking.But everyone is just guessing randomly, no one will believe that these two people can have any unspoken relationship, but if you talk about dating in a serious way, even if there is such a thing, men and men will not last long Bar?If you don't have any grudges or grudges, why do you have trouble with others? If it is exposed, this is a deadly enmity. If you are in the entertainment industry, you should be a little confused when you should be confused. Keep your mouth shut, otherwise no matter how good your qualifications are. Mixed out.

Thinking of this, these people all kept silent, completely forgot about this matter, and would not tell anyone about it.

Thus, the plan to leak the relationship through the mouths of the crew members... was declared bankrupt.

After the Spring Festival, and then the whole spring, the post-production of "Qin Shi Huang" has been finished, and it has officially entered the promotion process. Director Zhu's long-awaited revelation...still nothing.

Director Zhu was about to despair.

Shen Pingzhang also comforted him: "If you really can't wait, it's very simple. Isn't it over if we send someone to pierce it?"

However, at this time, Director Zhu became stubborn, and he slapped the table viciously: "I don't believe in this evil! I have to wait for others to expose us!"

Shen Pingzhang was extremely helpless, "What do you think you are so energetic at this time! You make yourself like a puppy who can't find its tail."

Zhu Zimo didn't expect that at the critical moment, this bitch not only failed to support himself, but also used this kind of bad metaphor to tease himself. He was furious, and jumped on Shen Pingzhang three times, and took a bite at the throat, and Shen Pingzhang was bitten. Painful and refreshing, the little bastard was quickly torn off, and then the two continued to live in great harmony.

After the harmony was completed, Director Zhu stared blankly at the ceiling and suggested, "Hey, tell me, why don't I just release the MV of that siren?"

Shen Pingzhang laughed at him: "Aren't you deceiving yourself too much? What's the difference between posting that MV and jumping out and coming out of the closet?"

"Also..." Zhu Zimo sighed.

Speaking of the reason why the MV is obvious, the most fundamental reason why the release means coming out of the closet is because the MV has a large scale.

The two of them kissed inside.

I also kissed more than once, some kissed on the shore, and some kissed underwater. The camera is very beautiful, and there is no feeling of pornography. On the contrary, because the two protagonists really love each other, they exposed a lot of tenderness under the camera. With the lingering content and the lyrics of the accompanying song, as long as you are not blind, anyone can see that the relationship between these two people is definitely not simple.

So, releasing the MV = coming out of the closet, all right.

And Director Zhu, who was competing with himself, would never take that step so simply and rudely!

Hehehe, he sneered, if he really chose, wouldn't he have lost!

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In March in Yangchun, the grass grows and warblers fly. Even in the northern cities, there are blooming flowers and trees everywhere. There is a sweet and fragrant smell in the air, which makes people feel drunk when they walk outside.

"Qin Shihuang" has finished all the post-processing, and is only waiting for the review and publicity to be released, so there is no business for Director Zhu, this little fairy who is unwilling to be lonely is planning to travel again.

This time, they chose a small island in the South China Sea.

This small island has been bought by the rich and powerful director Zhu, with 99 years of ownership. After buying it, he asked people to build some living facilities and safety facilities on it. The island is very beautiful, and there is a The long and narrow silver sandy beach, the climate in the South China Sea is just right now. When traveling outside, it is inevitable to change clothes and hide, but to go to your own territory, you can take no one with you—well, you still need to bring bodyguards, who told Director Zhu Are you more afraid of death than anyone else?The bodyguards lived on the other side, and they were not allowed to disturb their two-person world at ordinary times, and then the two of them "do" sunrise and sunset on an isolated isolated island, it's wonderful to think about it!

Take the plane to Guangzhou first, and then take the cruise ship to the island. They will rent the cruise ship for half a month, and then it will be parked directly at the pier of the island, so that they can evacuate quickly in case of emergency .

This is the first time they have landed on their own island.

This is their paradise.

The green trees on the island reflect the clear water, blue sky and white clouds, which is as beautiful as a painting.

As soon as they stepped in, Shen Pingzhang and Zhu Zimo fell in love with this place, and when the bodyguards tactfully avoided the other side, the two began to have fun!

Putting on a white linen shirt, colorful beach pants, and wearing sunglasses on the nose, they walked on the beach hand in hand, the sun burned their feet slightly, and occasionally there were shells with various patterns, the two of them yelled Pick it up, keep it if you like it, and just throw it in the sea if you don't like it, just like two lunatics.

When they were hungry, they took out the fishing rods used for sea fishing from the cruise ship, and planned to catch sea fish to eat.I don't know if it was lucky or unlucky, but their harvest was really rich. After a while, fish were hooked, but after fishing for a long time, none of the hooked fish was recognized, and all kinds of strange shapes and colors were colorful.This sea fish cannot be eaten casually, a considerable part of it is poisonous!

So after fishing for half a day on an empty stomach, I still had to eat the food on the cruise ship, which was really miserable.

But misfortunes always come and go.

In the afternoon, Shen Pingzhang and Zhu Zimo were lying on the beach basking in the sun, when they heard a burst of yelling, they hurried to see what happened, but saw several bodyguards excitedly surrounding a tall coconut tree jump feet.

Director Zhu was very strange, and shouted from a distance: "What are you doing?"

Bodyguard A pointed at the crown of the tree and shouted, "There's a coconut crab here!"

"Coconut crab?" Zhu Zimo was also excited, he pulled Shen Pingzhang to run over there, "How big!"

"It has to be one meter long!" Another bodyguard was a little afraid to look at it. It was the first time he heard of such a thing in the sea. In his concept, the largest crab was as big as a sea bowl, but what happened to this coconut crab?It looks scarier than a monster. It is blue and has a leaf as big as a basketball to hold it in its arms. It looks like a big spider hunting. It looks too disgusting.

Ordinarily, coconut crabs are afraid of strong light, so they usually don’t come out to look for food during the day. Maybe this one is extremely hungry?Anyway, there are broad leaves and branches to help it block the sun, so it comfortably gnaws on a coconut, not very afraid of people, very comfortable.

At this time Zhu Zimo also ran over, looked up, and then he let out a "hoo", obviously also startled by this master's ferocious appearance.

Bodyguard A drooled and said, "Let's eat it? It's delicious. I just tasted it. It's expensive in the interior, and you can't buy it with money..."

Zhu Zimo was a little puzzled: "How come the workers who built the villa didn't find this thing before? It stands to reason that they should have been murdered long ago!"

Bodyguard A shrugged his shoulders: "Who knows, maybe I saw it, it was just a fish that slipped through the net, maybe they didn't catch up at the right time, and let them run away if they didn't pay attention at night, this strange bird insisted on coming out during the day , otherwise we would not have found it."

Zhu Zimo stopped worrying about this question, and looked at Shen Pingzhang droolingly: "You know how to do this?"

Shen Pingzhang had a headache: "If it's a small one, just steam it. If it's so big, it must be disassembled before making it? Otherwise, there is no such a big pot!"

He didn't object to eating this big guy, mainly because it was too dangerous for such a predator to live on the same island with them. Although this thing loves coconuts the most, it will eat anything when it is hungry. Small animal tree roots The leaves, it is omnivorous, and with such a large body, who can guarantee that it will not attack humans?So just to be on the safe side, just eat it.

Of course, there is another point, that is, the meat of this kind of hermit crab is notoriously delicious, and it is really lucky to meet one today.

Then it's time to capture.

Bodyguard A went to the cruise ship and took out a fishing net for explanation. Zhu Zimo and Shen Pingzhang retreated to the back. Several bodyguards worked together and tossed and tossed for more than an hour, and finally caught this big guy.

Its claw arms are particularly strong and strong. After being caught, it has been trying to cut the fishing net. If this fishing net is not mixed with metal wires, it might have been cut and broken free by it. But even so, the size of the millstone is still It is extremely threatening and impactful, that is to say, relying on the large number of people, and most of them are professional, if it is one-on-one, it must be human beings who will be killed.

After catching him, he was knocked out again and then disassembled. Zhu Zimo is a typical foodie and has no guts. The gentleman is far away from the kitchen. , let them figure it out and call them later.

In the field of cooking, Zhu Zimo is only willing to trust Shen Pingzhang. He is reluctant to let novices ruin such superb ingredients, so he obediently followed him back to cook after getting enough sun.

Part of it is steamed, and part of it is made into spicy crab. Because this coconut crab is big enough, just eat it, and a few men will be full.With extremely delicious crab meat and cold beer, they lived a very comfortable life in this paradise.

There are two satellite phones on the island that can communicate with the outside world. Zhu Zimo and Shen Pingzhang directly turned off their mobile phones. During this period of time, they were completely isolated from the world.

The two of them completely disappeared from the eyes of fans and media.

Until more than ten days later, they returned in another storm, shaking the entire entertainment industry upside down...