After Brushing Face At The Apocalypse's Boss For 363 Days

It's not just one person who thinks Zhang Zhiyin is sick.

Dajia came to Zhang Zhiyin's house for dinner, and seeing the puppet sitting at the dining table, he felt that Zhang Zhiyin's unlucky child's condition had worsened.

Da Jia already knew about Yin Nian, Da Yi, "Tomorrow" and super artificial intelligence.But as a normal person, he really didn't know what to say.

The only thing I can do is to try to imply to myself "this is normal" "this is normal".

Therefore, it is said that those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black. To be friends with a suspected neuropathy, one must be prepared to be forced into a neuropathy.

Dajia has grown up to such a happy age, and he has no other advantages, except that he has a broad heart and strong adaptability.After two mouthfuls of food, he had fully accepted the situation in front of him, and couldn't help but eagerly stretched out his hand, trying to touch the doll sitting quietly like a real person next to him.

He was still mumbling: "What material is this made of? It looks the same as the real thing."

Zhang Zhiyin slapped his paw off in time: "Don't make trouble."

Dajia withdrew his hand and lowered his head to eat sullenly, glaring at Zhang Zhiyin: "You are so stingy, you won't let me touch you!"

In less than half a minute, he poked his head over again viciously: "I said bosom friend, why don't you let this doll sleep with you at night?"

Zhang Zhiyin pushed Dajia's favorite braised pork in front of him, and rolled his eyes: "Eat well."

Since Zhang Zhiyin was always thinking about Yin Nian and tomorrow's world affairs, Zhang Zhiyin was also a little absent-minded at work recently, which made the leader who was in charge of him very dissatisfied.

Could it be that you are broken in love?However, in a place with high standards and strict requirements like theirs, even broken love cannot be tolerated!

As a result, the next morning after having dinner with Dajia, Zhang Zhiyin left the original of an important document at home.

Looking at the raised eyebrows of the leader, Zhang Zhiyin could only lower her head slightly, and said in embarrassment, "Sorry, I'll go get it right away."

The leader didn't speak, and waved him out.

Zhang Zhiyin went back to his desk to get the car keys, but when he lowered his head, he found that the file that he couldn't find just now was on his desk.

It's really strange, Zhang Zhiyin shook her head, she could only attribute it to being too dizzy.

After finally passing the day safely, when it was time to get off work, Zhang Zhiyin looked at the overcast sky outside and muttered: "In this weather, it would be nice to have Yuji's hot red bean paste."

But Yuji is close to his former school, and is completely in two directions from home, and he never delivers food.After traveling for a day, Zhang Zhiyin is absolutely unwilling to go to Yuji to buy it in person.

However, when Zhang Zhiyin entered the community, she was stopped by security guards, who took over a large insulated lunch box.

The security guard said: "The little brother who sent it said that they are celebrating the fifth anniversary of their store to give back to new and old customers. It happened to be you, the third prize, and a set meal."

Zhang Zhiyin went back and opened the box, it was still warm inside, a large portion of red bean paste, and several kinds of dim sum, which he usually likes to eat.

This happened many times after that-

The case that could not be negotiated suddenly ended by accident; the colleague who had been deliberately finding fault suddenly asked for leave and went back to his hometown; the fax machine was broken, and the information department called three times. It was done automatically; it was raining heavily outside, and Zhang Zhiyin remembered that she had left the windows open, and hurried home, but when she came back, she found that all the windows were closed tightly; all the dirty clothes that had been accumulated for nearly a month were suddenly cleaned , hung neatly on the balcony; there was no salt at home, and Zhang Zhiyin forgot to buy it, and when she opened the door, she thought she could only eat instant noodles, only to find that the salt jar was full...

Once or twice, Zhang Zhiyin could explain that it was accidental or because she was too busy and distracted recently, so she lost her memory; however, after so many times, apart from the possibility of schizophrenia, Zhang Zhiyin almost thought that she was raised. Only the snail girl.

Of course, in their family, it is more likely to be Mr. Snail.

So when I got home this day, Zhang Zhiyin found that the water dispenser that he had spent a lot of effort to destroy last night had automatically turned on again, and couldn't help it anymore, rushed to the bedroom and lifted the doll away. Coming out, he said harshly, "Yin Nian, what the hell are you doing?"

The puppet remained motionless, still lifeless, with an extremely innocent expression.

Zhang Zhiyin was discouraged, and conveniently put the doll on the sofa opposite her, looked at it and smiled wryly.

Suddenly, he was stunned.

The expression of that puppet...was it so innocent the day I first arrived at their house?

He pulled up the puppet and walked to the door, opened the door: "Yin Nian, if you don't speak again, I'll throw you out, and don't come back."

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As the ultimate villain boss who is supposed to be evil, charming, arrogant, unrestrained, unrestrained, self-reliant, domineering and ruthless, Yin Nian is really incompetent.The specific manifestation is that when facing Zhang Zhiyin's relationship, he will be habitually timid and shrink back, commonly known as admitting counsel.

Especially after he consciously and consciously did something particularly bad.

Facing the situation that he didn't know how to deal with, Yin Nian's first reaction was to turn to the network he was most familiar with.

He directly connected to the Internet in his mind and asked: "I did something wrong, my lover is very angry, and I want to make it up, what should I do? Wait online."

There is a buddy on the Internet who specializes in answering such questions. Last time, he helped a man who was chasing his wife with a child.

This buddy is concise and to the point, and it is still a common routine: "Do you have any children?"

Yin Nian looked at Yin Xiaoxiang who was lying on the door of the bedroom, thinking about it and dawdling, hesitated for a while: "Forget it, adopted."

"Oh, do your kids look like your lover?"

Yin Nian looked at Yin Xiaoxiang, then at Zhang Zhiyin, and replied, "It's pretty similar."

The other side replied at the same time: "I'm sorry, the question has been crossed, and there is a friend who asked the question over there. It's easy to handle if you have children, you listen to me, and do it this way..."

Zhang Zhiyin was in a stalemate with the puppet, but the puppet still had an innocent face and let him do whatever he wanted.

Just when Zhang Zhiyin suspected that she had guessed wrong again, the TV and computer in the living room suddenly turned on automatically, and Yin Xiaoxiang's pitiful appearance appeared on the screen, accompanied by a few large characters of Wuhen PS "I want to have a whole family".

Zhang Zhiyin stared at Yin Xiaoxiang, turned around and yelled at Yin Nian: "Where does it have so many thoughts? Xiaoxiang is a cat, do you understand?!"