Xiao Lang Jing

On the way home, a group message popped up on Zhao Meng's cell phone.It was a local rainbow group he joined, and only comrades over the age of 30 could apply to join the group, so it had an appropriate name called the Senior Citizens Activity Center.

The reason for the age distinction is that the gay group is divided by the age of [-], and the two sides present extremely differentiated painting styles. If there is no separation, it is easy to appear middle-aged and elderly gay groups who tend to look for a fixed partner to live a stable life. It's a bloody drama with young gay groups who prefer sex to seek excitement and even have multiple partners at the same time.Everyone consciously divides into circles based on purpose, which is actually protecting each other.Similarly, everyone's fixed circle also has its own privacy, which reduces the social risk of those who don't want to come out, and is the safest way to divide.

Zhao Meng was also drawn into this group by an acquaintance by chance, and has been in the group for more than half a year so far, but despite the plain and simple name of this group, in fact, the style of group chat has always been popular in the sky. When he joined the group, Zhao Meng was really shocked for a while; and because the gay circle has always maintained a situation where it is difficult to find a single attack all year round, it is rare to see an old attack like Zhao Meng who is old but has not yet settled down. , so Zhao Meng is even more outstanding among the group of old-fashioned showgirls in the activity center for the elderly. Every time he goes online, he will be pulled out to tease him, and in the end he is so frightened that he only dares to dive, and generally doesn't speak much.

The message that popped up this time was a photo. The person in the photo was wearing a Gucci knitted jacket with so many logos that it could not be ignored, and paired with black leather shoes decorated with small white flowers. Is there no chance of a successful blind date?".

Immediately, some people responded enthusiastically. Some said that if they are too coquettish, they will be kept at a respectful distance. Some said that high imitation A goods should not be worn out, and some said that it is not popular now. It reminded Zhao Meng that people who have dating arrangements in the group have always sent relevant things to the group for reference, and there will always be people who come back because the reference is useful or post after the event. The case of red envelopes universal celebration appeared.

Although Zhao Meng knew very well that hooking up and dating were not the same thing, he still couldn't help but cut off the head and tail of the chat records with Xiao Langjing, erased his profile picture and nickname and sent them to the group, hoping to gain some guidance, okay? Let him make a comeback from the black history of not being able to hold back shit next Friday.

It took more than a minute of eerie silence before and after the photos were posted in the group, and then the discussion about the explosion started like a flood gate suddenly opened.

"I am not wrong, right?!"

"How long is it lasting???"

"How enjoyable is it???"

"An old attack from someone else's family!"

"What's the matter with shit??"

Zhao Meng felt that the focus of these old women was a bit skewed.

"It's nothing, please give me some advice."

"What advice do you want? Isn't it all set for next Friday? What kind of bicycle do you want?"

"Are you trying to spread a wave of hatred collectively?"

"Do you know what it's like to be lonely and empty, just grab it and do it!"

"This is still a game, and you have to engage in uniform temptation."

"Wait, that message was sent on the other side, Lao Meng engaged in uniform temptation???"

"I'm sooooooooooooooo!"

"Have you noticed that it is 'Put on your uniform' instead of 'Put on your uniform', obviously this is not the first time I have seen Lao Meng in a uniform!"

"Fucking old Meng, you are already the only one in our group, don't change your ass...!"

"So, Lao Meng, what kind of work do you do? Tell me quickly!"

"So you like to play like this. Tell me earlier. I have a wardrobe of uniforms. I will send you [-] sets tomorrow to ensure that they are not the same!"

"..."

Zhao Meng helped his forehead.

"I was wrong, I'm just a jerk, how could I expect any effective advice from you bastards."

As soon as Zhao Meng said this, some people in the group were dissatisfied immediately.

"Why not! Do you really think I belonged to Bai Ji for more than 30 years! I have driven more shit than you!"

"...It's true."

"But to be honest, it's so unrestrained when you come up. I see our old Meng, Xuan."

"Why did it hang?"

"The unrestrained ones are generally not deterministic. They are different from those like us who want to find someone to live with seriously. If you can't hold back, there will be no next time."

"Then how can you hold it down?"

"Simple, don't let him think that you can play without him."

"...how do you know how to play?"

"Bring on your uniform, and bring some more toys to go along with it."

"Toy?"

Zhao Meng felt that he shouldn't ask that question more.In the next 5 minutes after he asked that sentence, he experienced a wave of extremely long Taobao prompts to copy and paste links. The group of people who sent him links sent him another A dozen super-large pixel shame pictures, it was the first time Zhao Meng knew that besides the so-called combination of soul and flesh, human beings have invented so many ways to please themselves, some are sexually vicious, some are sweet and playful, and some are sweet and playful. It is simply a combination of the limits of imagination.He snuggled under the quilt all afternoon and finally ordered a set of the most basic massage toys with squinted eyes.

Zhao Meng thinks that the basic models will never go out of fashion, and it is better to be low-key and luxurious with more connotations than random flowers that gradually become charming.

As a result, he was too low-key, accidentally filled in the default address, and sent it to his work unit.When the seller confirms, he directly sends a string of ellipses.

"..."

"..."

"So what, Uncle Policeman... Anti-pornography?"

"It's not...hand slipping..."

"Oh, oh, I understand, I understand, special occupations are stressful, understandable, understandable."

"I want to change my address, okay?"

"You are welcome, but we are really a formal business, with complete certificates and invoices, how about you issue one?"

"...No need. The unit will not reimburse you."

"Do you want a gift?"

"...Got it."

So on the next Friday night, when Zhao Meng was sitting in the living room of Xiaolangjing's house and struggling to open the package, the contents inside were presented in front of the two people in a posture that was about to be crushed by the gift. Xiao Langjing's eyes flickered, Zhao Meng stared at the condoms sprinkled all over each other's legs, and scolded his mother in his heart.

But Xiaolangjing didn't seem to mind at all. He took out the massage vibrator from the box and took out a pair of rabbit ears. Rabbit tail butt plug. ,

"Have you prepared these things?"

He opened his eyes wide and looked at Zhao Meng.

"It's so kind of you."

"Ah?" Zhao Meng was a little surprised, "You like it?"

Xiao Langjing nodded.

"I like."

As he said that, he smiled, holding the pile of cute and sexy gadgets in his hand, Zhao Meng swore that it was definitely the most heart-warming smile he had ever seen.

After that, they fired a cannon logically, and the emotional feeling lasted until the last bus closed. When Zhao Meng came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, the lights in the room had basically gone out, leaving only a dim With a yellow bedside lamp, Zhao Meng walked into the bedroom door and saw the back of Xiao Langjing lying lazily on his side, the corner of his eyes melted like a lit candle.

It is said that the standard of a perfect sex buddy is to have a good job, less nonsense, and a reliable person on call. Zhao Mengxin thought that according to this standard, the degree of compatibility between himself and Xiaolangjing is absolutely unprecedented.In terms of character, he is conservative and passive, while Xiaolangjing is straightforward; in terms of love affairs, he is vigorous and persistent, while Xiaolangjing is very willing to let him get whatever he wants, except that he can't have children, talking about marriage and staying together, Zhao Meng feels that it is impossible for him Then find a better option than Xiaolangjing elsewhere.

Xiao Langjing was swiping his phone.Zhao Meng sank into the mattress against his back, and caught a glimpse of Xiao Langjing's mobile phone screen switching between several gay social software he had heard of but never used. It seemed a little busy and a little troubled.Looking at it, Zhao Meng felt a little uncomfortable. Seeing that Xiaolang was so focused that he didn't want to talk to him, he took out his mobile phone and picked out the group chat in the elderly activity center:

"Excuse me, how do I pretend to have more experience in sex dating than others? Urgent, wait online."

The message had just been sent, Xiao Langjing rubbed his eyes, put down the phone and sighed.

"Tired?" Zhao Mengyi went over and grabbed his hair.

"Have you ever used software to date online before? Like dating me?" Xiao Langjing asked suddenly.

"Appointment." Zhao Meng replied, actually there were two times, but he didn't want to show timidity, so he didn't say it clearly, "But not many, what about you."

"You are the first one." Xiao Langjing replied, "I originally wanted to try using other software and experience it a few more times, maybe I can meet better ones."

Before he finished that sentence, Zhao Meng already enjoyed hearing it.Although it is said that sex is not a matter of relationship, but being talked about in person and looking for other alternatives to try, which man would feel happy after hearing this.Zhao Meng couldn't help feeling a little sad, so he just asked perfunctorily, "How did you feel about the test?".

"I haven't tried it." Xiaolangjing shook his head, "These software are all the same, and they are quite difficult to use. I am usually too busy with work, so I don't have time to reply to messages one by one, so forget it."

He paused for a while, and then seriously added:

"Besides, I think you are very good. I don't think you will be so good if I look for it again. It's better to save some energy."

Zhao Meng was stunned by what he said.

"Really?" he asked in disbelief.

Xiao Langjing seemed to realize something.

"I'm sorry," he said suddenly, "I remember, I shouldn't have said it so directly. I don't have much experience with people, do you feel unhappy?"

Xiao Langjing looked at him seriously, his black and white eyes blinked innocently, Zhao Meng's mood was like riding a roller coaster, being directly lifted into the sky by his honest and pure glance, the sudden ecstasy even passed The brain's reaction itself, before he realized what he had done, he couldn't stop grinning and started giggling.

The fierce replies in the group chat continued, and the phone that was thrown on the bed kept vibrating. This situation was very disturbing.Zhao Meng picked it up, quickly opened the chat window, typed a sentence, "Take it as if I didn't ask about it just now, he has no experience, so don't pretend." Then he turned off the message reminder.

A final message flashed on the screen.

"I'm relying on relying on relying on relying on. Pretending to be inexperienced is a part of a coquettish bitch. You have been tricked, Lao Meng!"

Zhao Meng ignored it, turned off the screen, embraced Xiao Langjing in his arms, and turned off the last light in the room.